In the third year of Wude, in June, in the middle of the morning, the sun has not yet risen, and the morning glow is all over the sky, which is when the purple air comes from the east. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

There is a valley between the fifth peak and the sixth peak of the nine peaks of Maoshan Mountain, and there is a river passing through it in the valley, and the mountain flowers are all over the field, and the strange trees are thick. There is a thatched hut in the valley, and there is an old and a young man in front of the house, facing the rising sun, meditating with their eyes closed. These two are Wang Yuanzhi and Li Yi. Li Yi is the baby that Wang Yuanzhi picked up three years ago, because Wang Yuanzhi found a round mutton fat white jade pendant from Li Yi's package, and the jade pendant is engraved with the word "Li" on the front of the dragon and phoenix dance, and a three-legged tripod is printed on the back. Therefore, Wang Yuanzhi gave Li Yi the surname Li. But no one knew this, Li Yi was a visitor for a day.

Li Yi's real name is Li Lingfeng, and he was originally a son of a wealthy family in the Celestial Dynasty in the new century. But since he was a child, he likes to explore ancient places and look for all kinds of excitement. And since childhood, he has been "happy and studious", he wants to know about anything he is interested in, and has learned various knowledge from many masters, which belongs to the "jack-of-all-trades" type! But after a period of study, you will give up because you lose interest. Therefore, what he learned was mixed and not proficient.

Li Lingfeng is the most patriotic, especially calligraphy. He has persisted in this hobby for 20 years and has not given up, which is not easy. For a young person who likes excitement, it can be said that it is a miracle that he can calm down and indulge in calligraphy and cannot extricate himself! Because of this incident, he was nicknamed "Jia Xiucai" by a friend. Li Lingfeng is righteous, daring to take responsibility, responsible, informal, and cynical. To put it bluntly, it's a little kind but a little rascal.

A week ago, Li Lingfeng received invitations from friends such as "Diao Yuanwai" and "Fat General". Said that an ancient tomb was found near Maoshan, suspected to be from the Tang Dynasty, Li Lingfeng didn't say a word, put away his luggage and set off with a few friends, after arriving at Maoshan, through the back door, and archaeological experts went down to the tomb together, after some twists and turns, to the deepest part of the tomb to see a coffin, but after a series of work such as pondering, observing, checking information, meeting and discussing, he carefully opened the coffin, but saw that there was only a jade pendant printed with the word "Li", Li Lingfeng picked up the jade pendant and observed it carefully, but his hand was suddenly pricked, Blood flows, and then... And then there is no more! Li Lingfeng woke up and found that he had become a baby lying in the grass, and then he was picked up by Wang Yuanzhi, brought back to Maoshan to raise, and accepted as a closed disciple, renamed Li Yi.

The rising sun casts a mysterious halo on the old and the young who are meditating, but at this time Li Yi seems to be meditating, but in fact, he is a little absent-minded, he doesn't know how to express his sorrows, and his soul pierces the Tang Dynasty, which is a great thing for the adventurous Li Yi, but from now on, he will never see his parents and relatives in his previous life, which is simply a bolt from the blue for Li Yi. Although Li Yi was born in a wealthy family, he did have a harmonious family, because the Li family had a good family discipline, so there were no things such as brothers falling apart because of the competition for family property. Therefore, Li Yi's feelings for his parents, brothers and other relatives in his previous life are very deep. In the past three years, although Li Yi wants to behave like a normal child as much as possible, the loneliness and longing in his heart have been lingering, so he looks a little stupid, so Wang Yuanzhi almost regarded Li Yi as a problem child.

"Alas! It's been three years! Father! Mother! My son will never go again! I hope your second elder is not too sad about his son's accident! Sister, take care of your parents! Tell Dad to drink less! And tell your mother to do more exercise, which is good for the body! ...... Call! I didn't have a chance to say this before, but now I have a chance, but can you hear me? Li Yi suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the sun that had slowly risen, red like a brocade, and purple qi rising. Warm, sunny, and vibrant, Li Yi felt that he was surrounded by sunshine, colorful glow, and purple air. "I'm not Li Lingfeng anymore! I am Li Yi, Li Yi of Datang, since I am here, I want to be like the rising sun, with a little fire of my heart, to give Datang a different light! A long sigh is not done by a big husband! Fathers and mothers, you are looking at the new century, your son is about to turn over! Hehe! Datang! I'm coming! Yes! Li Yi stood up suddenly, roared, and spit out all the depression in his heart, and his body was full of vitality as if he had regained his heart. His eyes were as pure as stars but unfathomable, Li Yi felt that he was possessed by the Sanqing Dao Ancestor, yes, I am invincible!

"Smack! What a blind call! If you don't pay attention to meditation, you can copy a thousand-character text three times in a row! Wang Yuanzhi slowly opened his eyes, and the back of Li Yi's head was a demon slap! Feel it, yes! Not bad! It's still so old and strong. glanced at Li Yi, and was about to get up, but found that Li Yi seemed to be a little special, as if he had suddenly recovered from his illness, what did these damn Taoist boys give him last night! There will be no sequelae! Wang Yuanzhi looked around Li Yi carefully in disbelief, although Li Yi was well-behaved in the past, he lacked a trace of agility. But now Li Yi has a bright eye, and he is full of cleverness.

"Master, don't turn around again, the earth will be dizzy if you turn again!"

"Earth? What a mess, let me not turn around, honestly, what did you steal last night! How did it suddenly become this virtue! ”

Because Li Yi figured out the depression, he reverted to his previous cynical character, looking at the old and unserious master in front of him, Li Yi's eyes rolled, recalled the feeling of watching the rising sun just now, and said: "Ahem! Master! Do you want to become an immortal? Do you want to be a Buddha? Do you want to live forever? Congratulations! Now's your chance! Did you know? Just now when I was meditating, I suddenly had a dream about a chubby, bald head with a big belly, and he told me what he was! He said that because Buddhism has been doing well recently, he wants to expand the scale, and he is recruiting disciples recently. Because I have great potential, he wants to take me as an apprentice and pass on the Dharma to me. So, master, the disciples will be developed in the future! Don't worry, I will definitely help you when I become a Buddha! ”

Wang Yuanzhi's face twitched, and he pinched a mark with his left hand, wanting to give Li Yi a brain crash, although in Li Yi's eyes, it was an orchid finger, and his right hand was about to grab Li Yi's ear, but unfortunately Li Yi learned of Wang Yuanzhi's conspiracy in advance, and a lazy donkey rolled and dodged.

Wang Yuanzhi saw that the brains of a hundred trials and tried-and-all souls actually failed, and his face was incredible. Looking at Li Yi, who was twisting his waist in front of him, he was angry, and suddenly his mind turned around, and he smiled mysteriously: "Yi'er! Since you like to be a monk so much, well, I'll shave you tomorrow! ”

Li Yi was immediately stunned and suddenly wanted to slap himself in the mouth, making himself owe a mouth, and lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot. It is better to kill him than to let the monk go, and maybe he can travel back. Be a Taoist priest? Chanting? Monasticism? Meditate? Zen? Still going vegetarian? Kindness! Don't have a daughter-in-law yet Oh cake sellers!

Li Yi shivered, jumped up like a burning butt, and shouted, "Master! Don't be impulsive! You are a Taoist priest, how can you make me a monk, I'm kidding, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet! And also... And..."

Wang Yuanzhi's face was full of black lines, and he shouted: "Sit down for me, shout, what kind of system!" ”

Seeing that the master was angry, Li Yi immediately sat down obediently and looked at Wang Yuanzhi innocently with cute eyes. Seeing Li Yi quiet down. Wang Yuanzhi made an unfathomable look: "Since you said no!" Then tell me why not! ”

Li Yi slowly worded on the side, it was about his future, and Li Yi couldn't take care of it much! After a while, he got up, stood upright, and looked ahead: "Master! Listen to me! You are a Taoist priest, if I become a monk, what kind of system will I become! Don't you know how to read faces? You give the apprentice a good look, you look at the apprentice's bear-like, no, it is a physiognomy, the heavenly court is full, the earth is round, the eyes are big, the nose bridge is high, at first glance it is a character who will enter the phase, you say that such an outstanding talent became a monk, isn't it a tyrannical thing? And you see that the little apprentice looks like a scumbag... Ahh A talent, if you let me become a monk, then how many little girls will cry because of this, and then they will come back to you to settle accounts, you may not know, women start to rush but can't understand the equation as usual, that will solve an irrational number! Don't talk about your earth-shattering thunder by then, even the golden bell jar can't stop their madness, so! For the sake of world peace, you should spare the apprentices! ”

Wang Yuanzhi cocked his orchid finger again, he admitted that he still couldn't stand Li Yi's shamelessness, he wanted to chop off his hand now, why did he pick up Li Yi back in the first place, is this fucking human? Three years old! He's only three years old! Is this the thinking that humans can have? Is this the cheekiness that humans can cultivate? It seems that he really ate something bad yesterday.

"Stinky boy, if you are not a monk, what do you want to be? Let's talk about it! "Wang Yuanzhi feels that he can't be as knowledgeable as Li Yi, this little baby is still young, and he still needs to be educated, so he can't be in a hurry, what about my leather whip? Where's my ring ruler? Alas! I haven't practiced for a long time, my hands are raw, and I don't know what the quasi-head is!

Hearing that he gave up and let him be a monk, he was relieved, his heart was relieved, and he wiped his sweat: "A good man should study for the rise of China, and the husband is ambitious in all directions!" ”

"Huh? Do you want to dominate the world? ”

"Fight for the world? Sky! Master, don't be like this, my heart is not good! Is it a human thing to do to dominate the world? It's okay for you to let me play chess, to dominate the world? That's what only psychopaths think! ”

"Humph! Not to do that either! That won't work either! I think you're itching! It's okay, since you don't want to take the initiative to learn, then I'll help you, well! Shizheng is also coming soon! It should be these days! After Wang Yuanzhi finished speaking, he stood up and left, no matter what Li Yi thought: "I'll ask Daotong to bring you food later, don't forget to copy the thousand-character text, I'll check it at night!"

All this came too fast, so fast that Li Yi didn't react at all, Li Yi was still in a daze, and he was arranged by Wang Yuanzhi for the rest of his life, thinking about Pan Shizheng, the male version of the extermination master who looked like the whole world was my enemy, Li Yi suddenly became two heads and two big, and he was sober at that time. shouted at Wang Yuanzhi's back: "Master! Don't be kidding! Senior Brother Pan, he's too busy, let's not disturb him, just let him leave silently! Master! Don't go! Don't be so ruthless! Why don't you come back and discuss the matter of ordination? Master? Oh, my God! ”