"Wife, we're famine!" Tao Zhenkun came to "don't recruit himself", but it was also a smart move.

Liu Xingmei smiled and said: "If someone is willing to borrow, take it first, and when you have money in your hand, you can be calmer when you encounter something, and we are not not not repaid, but also a matter of friendship." But to remember clearly, the favor is to be repaid, you have to write it in the account book, and who will take what to see your father, that is also a matter of courtesy, who will borrow the future to repay others, don't wait until the time comes, you can't remember, you don't have a score in your heart, don't let people talk about us, even our faces are gloomy even if we talk nonsense behind our backs. ”

"You're right. That- then don't you ask whose it is? ”

"Needless to ask, isn't it your old lover? Who else but her can catch up? Shh

Liu Xingmei's words made Tao Zhenkun's soul out of his body, and he hurriedly prevaricated: "Don't talk nonsense, it will ruin people!" Back then, I was good friends with Miao Yunchang, so I almost called Wu He's sister-in-law and sister-in-law - five or six years. Besides, people are good to us, we can't refuse people thousands of miles away, right? When your tongue rolls in your mouth in the future, you must first think that there are teeth guarding the door. ”

"Look, you can't say anything about this joke, as for the one with a horizontal nose and vertical eyes? It's like eating the of a horizontal man, and you can explain what's going on, it's like being a thief!"

Tao Zhenkun eased his face and said with a smile: "You have to weigh before you say anything in the future, don't say it straight, sometimes it hurts people."

"I don't need you to teach me a lesson!"

"Hey, what are you hugging?"

"You're so clumsy, you're a flower!"

"What a!"

"You are still too hungry to eat, no matter how good the flowers are, in the eyes of people who don't know how to appreciate them, they are a waste!"

"You know, bald wives love colors!"

"Hey, I said, why did I attract you such a thunderous cannon with this basin? Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door, you-"

"Look at you, say you're energetic, and you still grab other people's pigtails and don't let go! Even you can't look down on me, who else can look down on me? Although Wu He said that he had no man, he was still an arrogant person. If you pull all the women in the village out and slip around, you can't pick out the third one who can compare with her in terms of figure and appearance, and even the new flower stamen can't go to work, believe it?"

"So—who's the second person who can compete with her?"

"I don't need to ask, of course it's my wife!"

"Which of them is better?"

"I'm going to say it's going to be heavy on my back, it's going to make the cautious people unhappy, right?"

Liu Xingmei moved her nose and turned her head around to smell something.

"Like a dog, what do you smell?"

"It turned out to be your kid, and today's mouth seems to be smeared with honey, I said, why don't you smell the smell of stinking dung!"

"Look at your surprise, I thought you had a neck wind, and it was about to scare my!"

"you, I can't help but compliment!"

"You don't seem to be able to smell the stench. What are you looking for Mei Xiang to do? ”

"Her father and mother are arguing, let me persuade her."

"I don't eat a lot of idle food, I have a lot of nosy, like a dog throwing, the scabies on my body haven't been scratched well, and I still have the leisure to help others scratch the bald sores? I think you're so big that your heart is about to be pulled out! You're 'fertilizing other people's fields and ruining your own', I-"

Tao Zhenkun thought in his heart: It's really better to have more than one thing, if it weren't for the charity that day, he wouldn't have caused this trouble.

Liu Xingmei said unhappily: "I don't like to listen to your bullshit!" What are people begging you for? Can I not go? The adult has a big face, the villain has a small face, and the old sow has a long melon face. Mei Xiang came to me to prove that she had me in her heart and thought I could help, not to mention that human life was at stake, if a human brain hit a dog's brain, you would look at it and laugh?! Shen Qinqi cried like a princess, snot and tears, not to mention that she came to call me, even if anyone met him, he had to persuade and persuade him, why are you like a cold-blooded animal? No human touch! No wonder others call you a fool, you don't understand anything!"

"So—have you been persuaded to do so?"

"If I didn't have that gold and steel diamond, I wouldn't have done that porcelain work, and the radish would be crunchy, three or eight sentences, and I would succeed! Solved! ”

"You're quick enough to cut through the mess, in my opinion, you're a dog lifting the curtain - it's all up to your mouth!"

"This is the ability, you can't compare, you just pull the king's eight calves, there are two hits, yes-the kind of dog eggs can't be on the table!" Liu Xingmei grinned.

"You swear too?"

"Learn from whom! Whoever doesn't have a big affair doesn't have a big affair, and no one has a sign in front of their house that doesn't ask for anything. It's all from the neighbors, if there is no contact, wouldn't it be a dead door! ”

"What's the value?"

"Quit sex!"

"What's going on?"

"Chu Yunzhao's wife was afraid that her man would hook up with that stamen, so the two of them quarreled, Chu Yunzhao chopped off one of his fingers, and if he continued to make trouble, he wouldn't be killed!"

Tao Zhenkun said: "Look, you can't eat enough, and if you are full, you can't lift the roof!" I think that flower stamen also looks average, that is, there are two clothes that are better than others, and they will dress up and make it look like a vixen! ”

"She's not good-looking, who's good-looking?"

"Of course, Tao Zhenkun's wife is good-looking."

"you, you're here again in front of me. Men, no woman can become a roundworm in his stomach, they all say that children are their own good, and their wives are other people's good! ”

"I swear to God, I never thought of it that way. As long as I have you, I will be the emperor, and I don't want the seventy-two concubines in the three palaces, six courts, and seventy-two concubines. ”

"Don't put honey on your lips, who knows if you will have a wild woman in mind!"

Tao Zhenkun's heart fluttered, and he felt that it was not appropriate to continue on this topic, so he diverted and said: "Hua Rui, Hua Rui, do you think this is your real name?" ”

"I didn't have the time to guess this! What, you're interested in her too? ”

"! If she was better than you, maybe I would, but she's not as good as—"

"Look, the fox's tail is out, right?"

Tao Zhenkun smiled and said: "If you are in a hurry, why should you drive yourself into the circle!" ”

"Foolish!"

"People say I'm stupid, but you can't say it."

"Why? Hurting your self-esteem again?"

"Isn't it obvious that you've been slept with by a fool."

"Fuck off!"

"That's it!"

Liu Xingmei thought about it and couldn't help laughing.

Tao Zhenkun said: "You are smart but you are clever and mistaken!" Besides, let's not talk about gambling, it's Chu Yunzhao who is so cowardly, but how can he go to prostitution if he has no money? He can't compare to Wang San. ”

"He also looks like a dog, maybe the stamen doesn't need money, just loves that mouthful, who cares about it."

"Why can't I get that good thing? Sad!"

"you, daydream your go! To give! Then, I didn't have any eyesight, and it was quite heavy! Liu Xingmei stuffed the flower pot into his chest.

Tao Zhenkun hugged him and said, "This flower was given by someone to thank you, a peacemaker?" ”

"It's not stealing, it's just stealing, it's just robbing."

Liu Xingmei patted the soil on her hands, put her hands to her mouth and took a few breaths of heater, and then copied her hands into her sleeves. Even though it's a warm winter, it freezes within three minutes of spitting. As soon as she turned her head, she inadvertently saw the towering stone peak in the distance, and asked, "At this time, I got up, what is that?" You haven't told me yet! ”

"What?"

Liu Xingmei waved her hand at the stone peak that looked like a pillar of optimus in the mountains and forests in the distance, and asked, "Is it a tower?" ”

Tao Zhenkun hurriedly pushed her hand away with his shoulder and said, "You want to touch everything, you can't reach it!" ”

"What the hell is that?"

"'Giant-**'!" Tao Zhenkun said angrily.

"What's a 'giant-**'?" Liu Xingmei was puzzled, so she had to ask shamelessly.

"Aren't you learned?"

"You think you know everything if you are knowledgeable?!"

"Yes—yes—it's the man's thing! This time you've satisfied your curiosity, right? ”

"Vulgar! Dirty! Insulting Sven! Insulting Sven! ”

"Vulgarity and obscenity are also unavoidable by mortal people, and your Sven has long been polluted by swear words, hey!"

Liu Xingmei grinned and said, "The husband who knows me is also!" ”

Tao Zhenkun glared at her and said, "It's good to know!" ”

"But those who treat Sven should be treated with Sven, and those who don't should be treated with Sven, understand?!"

"What do you say, how can you be reasonable!"

"Whose thing is so big that it is cut off and put where to attract discussion?" Liu Xingmei asked whimsically.

Tao Zhenkun was amused by her naïve and naïve words, so he said: "Silly girl, that is naturally an immortal, who can have that ability!" You won't ask how much it hurts, will you? ”

"Don't be serious!"

"Looks like you still believe it, right?"

"The devil believes it!"

"I'll tell you the truth, it's made of stone, and that's why people call it that because it looks like that. At the beginning, Miao Yunchang died in front of him, not too far away, and Brother Yunchang gave it a name 'Ghost Tower'! In addition, it is also there, and there is a place called 'cunt-pit', which is bottomless! Some people call it the 'Terror Zone', and it's so eerie and scary that some hunters don't want to go there. ”

Liu Xingmei is naturally curious about this indecent title.

"As the saying goes, 'A good man doesn't talk about a cunt, and a good dog doesn't talk about a chicken', why did you take this shameless name for both?!"

"What is there to be ashamed of this, but not ashamed, they all speak civilization and will forget the language left by their ancestors! Perhaps because this is the most appropriate metaphor, it can be seen that human beings are the most intelligent to describe, and it has an elegant name called 'Hell Valley'. ”

"It's a funny name, too."

"You're a fart, what's the taste of?!"

"Good is good!"

"It was given by Brother Yunchang."

"Oh, it's good to get this name, the two nicknames sound good, it looks like your brother Yunchang is a civilized person?"

Tao Zhenkun said proudly: "Of course, don't look at him who hasn't gone to school, I don't think he's any worse than Zhenzong, because his father is very knowledgeable, and he is an old private school." ”

Liu Xingmei understood what the uncivilized name represented, it was nothing more than the most simple and easy-to-understand male and female reproductive organs, so she asked: "What does Miao Yunchang look like, what kind of person is he?" ”

When she was young, she also followed her father to Heping Village, and she had no impression of whether she had seen Miao Yunchang or not.

"Alas, the child has no mother, it's a long story, it's really hard to say! In my opinion, there is no young man in our village who can compare with him, handsome and chic, magnificent, in my heart, he is a hero, but unfortunately he died too miserably, only to find a bone frame! The year he died, it was also a warm winter, but it had just snowed, he went hunting, and never came back! Before leaving, he said to Wangwang, "Son, it's the New Year, Dad is going to fight you a sika deer back!" As a result, gone forever. With his hunting experience, how could he be eaten by wild beasts? And it seems that he didn't fire a shot at all! ”

"It's no wonder, what I said, just by Sister He's appearance, a man of two hundred and five is not worthy of her! I really didn't expect you to pretend to be a bear egg bag in front of others, like a wilted turtle, and there are still people who worship in your heart?! ”

"Don't call me 'Bear Egg Bun', that's the nickname of Kong Wu's wife Xiong Fengmei, I don't want to fight with her, she's not a thing, she beats the old and scolds the young. Hello, you haven't beaten the old and scolded the young yet, otherwise you two are carrying and hugging one side of the sink! I-"

"Don't talk about me, I don't want to compare with others!"

"I'm content to be called a 'fool'. Hehe-Meizi, actually, you don't know something, just me, you can't look at Pi'er, don't look at me on the surface, as far as the heart is concerned, I'd rather lead a horse and a stirrup for a good man than be an ancestor for Lai Hanzi! I can't help but mess up! In the blink of an eye—"

He really wanted to tell Liu Xingmei about the love story between Miao Yunchang and Wu He, but he didn't dare to say it, for fear that Liu Xingmei would ask him how he knew so much. This is like his ambiguous relationship with Wu He, and it is also an unspeakable secret.

"What's the matter, don't talk and hold your stomach, okay? It's like having a dry large intestine! If you have a fart, don't hold it, and you're not afraid of suffocating your internal organs! ”

Tao Zhenkun began to walk towards the courtyard, saying, "Tomorrow is the death day of his third anniversary!" ”

"Why don't I know, haven't I heard?"

"Can you know everything? Shh It's not a good thing, so don't know about it! ”

"Then we have to go too? Help Zhang Luo—"

"If you don't need it, Wu He will lead Wangwang to the grave and burn a few pieces of paper!"

"It's as simple as that?"

"It's that simple!"

"What about the Miao family's relatives, don't you come?"

"What year is this, it is eighty zhang away from Shannan and Hebei, who is coming! Nowadays, the two sisters are going out - each taking care of their own children! Miao Hanxiang still has two girls, and the road is not very smooth, so he must not be able to come back. ”

"What about Sister He's mother's family?"

"Her mother's family has long since cut off relations with her!"

"What's going on?"

"It's hard to say, I'll tell you later. Besides, for the anniversary of the Paper Festival, the Miao family has not operated it in the first two years, but Miao Hanxiang will not let it. ”

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"That-for Sister He's sake to our family, we can't ignore it, right? And you and Brother Miao were also good buddies at the beginning, so you can't stand by and watch, right? ”

"She-she wanted me to accompany the two of them, because the wild mountains and mountains might jump out of the beast at some point!"

"There's no need to say anything, that's your duty, and you have to go with you. Tomorrow you take more paper, you will be poor when you live, and if you die and you can still spend it in that life, let him be rich and rich, and buy more things for the New Year. ”

Tao Zhenkun looked at Liu Xingmei, a little surprised, and asked suspiciously: "Do you really think so?" ”

"Of course, what else can you think!"

"You are probably the reincarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"you, these poor and bitter days, Guanyin Bodhisattva won't come!"

In Liu Xingmei's heart, she was thinking: Is Miao Yunchang really as good as Tao Zhenkun said? It's a pity that I didn't have the opportunity to meet him and see his demeanor!

Tao Zhenkun said: "Don't talk about the shadowless thing, tonight send the stove to the prince, you have to remember to prepare the application as soon as possible, and if you don't understand, ask your mother." ”

"Looks like it's up to you to do this!"

Tao Zhenkun looked up at the sky, and felt a sense of heaviness in his heart.

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