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At 7:30 p.m., the condolence performance officially began.

"Come on!" Chen Beiming stretched out his hand.

"Come on!" Huang Ying, Wang Ruonan, Hua Xiaoqian, Dong Fei, Leng Qing, all five of them stretched out their hands and pressed their palms tightly on Chen Beiming's hand.

At this time, Chen Beiming quickly entered the system space and spent some system coins to buy an ability that could make the team play extraordinarily.

In a moment, the blood of the five people seemed to be boiling, and the five people were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Squad leader, what's going on? How do I feel like I can't wait to be on stage? Huang Ying asked with a wink.

"yes, squad leader, I also think I want to perform on stage now." Wang Ruonan also said.

in the auditorium.

One by one, the lights went out, and the lights on the stage gradually dimmed until it was completely dark.

Leng Qing's voice sounded: "The first show, "The Girl Who Loves to Laugh"! ”

After a while, the lights on the stage slowly lit up, the curtain slowly opened, and then, Wang Ruonan, dressed as a woman, walked out.

This show is actually an otherworldly version of Jia Ling's show "The Girl Who Loves to Laugh" on "Happy Comedian", but Jia Ling was replaced by Wang Ruonan.

Wang Ruonan was originally dressed as a tomboy, but at the moment he deliberately wore more masculine clothes, except for his face and chest, there was nothing else like a woman.

She walked out of the curtain like a man.

After coming to the stage and standing up, she looked around and said in a very masculine voice: "Many people say that I am a man, but in fact, I am not a man, I am just a woman!" ”

Wang Ruonan's voice matched her peculiar demeanor, and suddenly gave people a feeling of being quite a woman, so the officers and soldiers of the honor guard of the three armed forces all laughed when they saw it.

"It's a wonderful world, some people are lucky, some people are sad, and I'm very sad!"

Seeing this, some officers and soldiers were immediately amused by Wang Ruonan again.

On the stage, Wang Ruonan's expression became brisk: "But, now I'm not afraid, because I have this lucky chain, as long as I have this chain, I will definitely be able to drive away the sorrow!" ”

After speaking, Wang Ruonan pulled the "pearl necklace" hanging around her neck with her hand, wanting to show it to everyone, but unfortunately her hand only moved, crackling, the chain broke at once, and the beads rolled to the ground.

Wang Ruonan was stunned: "What's the situation?" Is this a chain drop? ”

Sad music sounded leisurely.

Hahahaha –

The officers and men laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

In this era, there are sketches and comedies, but neither the production concept nor anything has yet developed to the level of "Happy Comedian".

After a moment, Wang Ruonan comforted himself: "However, it doesn't matter, I believe that my luck will not be bad for the first time at work today, because, a female man who loves to laugh, her luck will not be bad!" ”

While saying, Wang Ruonan posed a very "gentleman" pose!

But at this moment.

Click!

A loud voice rang out.

"Isn't it? Can this be flashed to the waist? Wang Ruonan was stunned.

The officers and soldiers burst into laughter again.

The show continues.

Wang Ruonan came to the company.

"Oh, Wang Ruonan, right, the first day of work, ah? I heard that you have been studying dance for three years? That's right, let's dance morning exercises, together! It's okay, the action is simple, it's still the old rule, whoever can't keep up with who will have a meal! ”

Music plays.

It is a well-known piece of music for officers and soldiers.

Wang Ruonan shook his head, ready to keep up with the rhythm.

At that moment, the sound of ha-ho-hey-hey rang out.

Next to them, Huang Ying, Hua Xiaoqian, Dong Fei and others who played employees immediately made various difficult gymnastic movements.

Wang Ruonan won't move again.

The mournful music began again.

"Is this a morning exercise? It's gymnastics, right? ”

Seeing this, some of the audience members fell from their seats with laughter and rolled to the ground.

"Ugh...... Hey...... How can it be so funny! I'm laughing to death! I'm laughing at me—"

A lot of people just laughed out loud.

The show continues.

These programs were written by Chen Beiming before, and everyone began to rehearse carefully a long time ago, and I don't know how many times each program has been practiced, plus everyone's professional skills, and there is also the ability of Chen Beiming to bless everyone just now.

Therefore, the laughter of the officers and soldiers in the audience basically did not stop, and even the female soldiers military band and orchestra that had been lifeless before leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

This show, whether it is songs, dances or cross talk, is in the comedy style of "The Girl Who Loves to Laugh", so everyone's hearts are full of joy at the end of the performance.

Soon came the last show.

Chen Beiming walked out from behind, he saluted everyone first, and then said: "Tonight's performance is coming to an end, the following is the last program, this last program is also a gift we give to the honor guard of the three services, I hope you like it!" ”

Gift?

The officers and soldiers in the audience, you look at me, I look at you, and they all look surprised.

"What gift? Why haven't you heard of it before? The leaders of the honor guards of the three armed forces were also very curious, and many people turned their heads and asked the political commissar: "Lao Chen, what kind of gift?" ”

"I don't know!" Chen Weiming shook his head.

At this time, on the stage, Huang Ying and others had already put their musical instruments on the stage.

When you see this, it becomes more and more strange.

What kind of gift is it?

Folk music performances?

Or military music?

Many people secretly wondered in their hearts: "They don't want to perform military music for us, right?" ”

But Chen Beiming didn't explain, and when everyone was in place, he turned around and returned to his position, and after a while, he shouted: "Begin!" ”

In the blink of an eye, the melody of a military music sounded.

"It's military music!" Someone couldn't help but mutter.

"Isn't it? They gave us military music? "Some people want to laugh but don't dare to laugh. There is a military band in the honor guard of the three services, and most officers and men are tired of listening to this military music, but they perform such a program, is this - appropriate?

However, soon everyone was stunned.

"That's not right! We haven't heard this tune before! ”

"What's this tune?"

"Oh my God, it's a great work, I feel like my blood is going to burn!"

"Very good music! But whose work is it, why haven't we heard of it! ”

"I knew that we used this tune in our military music performance last week!"

"Yes, if we use this song, our performance will not count down, and it's hard to say that we can win an award!"

Under the stage, the officers and men of the military band could no longer control it, and whispered to each other.

Everyone was shocked by Chen Beiming's "March of Military Might".