"What are you doing, looking at Lao Tzu with such vigilant eyes, afraid that Lao Tzu will eat you?" Looking at Qi Sinan's vigilant eyes like anti-theft, Huang Zhonghua was very dissatisfied.

"Tell me a reason, why do you want to pull me?" Qi Sinan's vigilance has not diminished in the slightest, this product believes in a sentence: when you come out to mix, you always have to pay it back......

"Look, like squad leader Li and deputy squad leader Zeng, they will definitely not go out with me. The others were too stunned again. Huang Zhonghua didn't forget to glance in the direction of Luo Mingfu when he said, that's right, in his eyes, Luo Mingfu, the "mule" comrade, was indeed stunned.

Without waiting for Qi Sinan to speak, Huang Zhonghua continued: "They are all a bunch of stunned people, I still think that you Comrade Qi Sinan is more awake after all, the head is easy to use, and it is easy for us to go out together......"

Qi Sinan refused without thinking about it: "Don't, are you fucking trying to sneak away?" I'm telling you, you kid wants to make mistakes, I don't want to. ”

"Phew, it's up to you kid to figure it out. I'm telling you, buddy has the right means, and I thought I wanted to take your kid to fly. Don't pull it down. With that, Huang Zhonghua wanted to leave with a look of disgust.

Qi Sinan grabbed Huang Zhonghua and said, "Hey, Brother Huang, Brother Huang, I misunderstood you." I thought you wanted to get out over the wall, so I beg to differ. Tell me what your method is. ”

Huang Zhonghua approached Qi Sinan's ear and said, "Pretend to be sick." ”

"Pretending to be sick? Are you sure it will work? Qi Sinan said with a suspicious face.

Huang Zhonghua's eyes widened, and he said: "Why can't it, why can't I say that your brother is also a veteran, and he has been a soldier for five years, and he still doesn't understand this little thing?" ”

"Then tell me, why are you pretending to be sick?" This time, Qi Sinan put on an appearance of humbly asking for advice, well, the barracks here are almost stuffy......

Huang Zhonghua smiled and said: "Actually, the doctors in this clinic are not so reliable, for example, if you have taken the medicine he prescribed, and insist that you are not feeling well, you must go to the hospital to check with an instrument, it is still quite useful." ”

"Wouldn't it? Doesn't that seem like a safe place? The doctor in our clinic, who is not a graduate of a medical university, can't see our little illness, can the squadron leader believe it? Can the instructor be trusted? Qi Sinan still didn't believe it.

Huang Zhonghua looked at Qi Sinan like a mentally retarded person, and said, "Why, few of these medical college graduates are pustules?" In other words, it doesn't matter which one can enter the army as a military doctor. Sometimes, the medical skills of the concerned are not necessarily higher than the doctors in the street clinics. ”

"Are you sure?" Qi Sinan really didn't believe in this guy who was running the train with his mouth full.

"It's not the first time I've gone out like this, let's go out together, right? Lad. As he spoke, Huang Zhonghua looked at Qi Sinan expectantly, as if he was looking forward to it.

With such a successful example in front of him, Qi Sinan said that it was impossible. After thinking about it, Qi Sinan still agreed to Huang Zhonghua's invitation, even if it was better to go out to see the beauties together than to train all day......

So these two goods began to plan their "pretending to be sick Plan A".

These two misneficiaries, that is, when a match catches fire, it ignites at one point. It's a perfect fit......

Pretending to be sick is naturally better than later, and the sooner you are "sick", the sooner you can get out. So half an hour after lunch, Qi Sinan and Huang Zhonghua ran to the health room, saying that they had eaten bad things and had a stomachache for a long time.

The young military doctor did not suspect him, so he prescribed painkillers and antidiarrheal medicine to the two goods, and then told them to go back early.

Na Cheng thought, after these two bad goods went back, they flushed the medicine to the toilet, and in the afternoon, they went to the health room, and said that the military doctor's medicine was not good, and they must go out of the outside hospital to see, so they asked to help write a certificate.

Hearing the news, how could the military doctor not understand what was going on - nine times out of ten, these two misneficials wanted to go out to play, so they used the excuse that they had a stomachache and were uncomfortable, and they wanted to go out to see a doctor.

But it's one thing to understand it, the military doctor shook his head and gave them a proof: otherwise, these bad people come to quarrel with him again, it is indeed a troublesome matter, and he is just a part-time worker, so it is better to give them a certificate and let them out.

With the certificate issued by the military doctor, Huang Zhonghua and Qi Sinan came to the squadron leader's office again pretending to be sick cats.

At this time, Captain Hao was busy, busy writing the year-end summary of the work, and the work plan for the new year.

In four days, it will be the Spring Festival......

"Report!" Two reports sounded outside the door, and Hao Qingchun looked up, wasn't it Qi Sinan and Huang Zhonghua in a row?

"Come in!" Hao Qingchun said, for such an acre and three points of land in the special service squadron, there are only about 100 people, can Captain Hao Qingchun, as the squadron leader, not recognize it all?

After Huang Zhonghua and Qi Sinan walked in front of them, Hao Qingchun said softly: "Let's talk about something!" I have a lot of things to do. ”

"Actually, it's nothing, we have eaten bad things, our stomachs have hurt for two days, and it's not good to take medicine." Huang Zhonghua scratched the back of his head and said, looking loyal and honest.

Hao Qingchun glanced at this Huang Zhonghua, and didn't seem to say that this was not honest or anything, so he asked, "Is there a certificate from a military doctor?" ”

"Yes." Huang Zhonghua handed the certificate signed by the military doctor to the squadron leader with a very upright attitude.

Squadron Leader Hao took the certificate and read it, and after confirming that it was the signature of the military doctor, he said, "Okay, how long will it take you?" ”

Huang Zhonghua thought for a while and said, "This, conservatively estimated, it will take a day!" Qi Sinan and I are in terrible pain, and we want to go out to the hospital now, but at this time, I am afraid it will be difficult to queue up when we go to the hospital. ”

In this regard, Captain Hao is convinced, after all, those big hospitals are like this, they are overcrowded, and it is difficult to get a number.

Squadron Leader Hao nodded and said, "Okay." I'll give you a day off and go out at six o'clock tomorrow morning!" Go to the queue early, and come back early to train when you get sick. ”

In the face of Captain Hao's boldness, Huang Zhonghua and Qi Sinan did not get carried away, but responded yes and came back after seeing the doctor.

Well, it should be so, but when do you see the doctor, or do these two people have the final say? These small problems, when the year is over, the squadron leader and the two of them have empty birds, as long as they don't return late and don't make trouble......

In this regard, both of them have a very tacit understanding.

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