Chapter 4 King Kong Barbie!
"Official, you're here!" When Li Jiaoer got closer, Zhang Xiaowu saw her appearance clearly, the standard goose egg face, which can also be said to be willow leaf curved eyebrows, big eyes, and long black hair that went straight to the back buttocks, if you just look at the face, it does give people a very charming feeling, but what's going on with that strong body? !
Could this be the legendary King Kong Barbie? Zhang Xiaowu instantly became messy, is the ancient fitness equipment so strong? Can you get this body fit?
Li Jiao'er saw that the Ximen officials she was thinking about seemed to be avoiding her a little, her mouth pursed, and she took a few steps forward, "What's wrong with you, official?" Have you changed your mind and don't like the slave family anymore? ”
Hell if you like it! Zhang Xiaowu now has the heart to die, the fat aunt next to him hasn't let go until now, she can't even run, seeing the fat aunt looking at herself with burning eyes, Zhang Xiaowu endured the heartache, took out a copper coin from his arms and stuffed it into the fat aunt's hand.
The fat aunt felt the heavy hanging money in her hand, and her face full of stubble was suddenly full of smiles, and she thought that this was the benefit she had given her by calling Li Jiao'er and rewarding her, "Official, you are really, why are you so polite!" ”
Zhang Xiaowuqiang smiled, thinking that you should let go of me now, but he never thought that this fat aunt who had been holding her arm would push herself out hard.
In the next second, Zhang Xiaowu felt that he had crashed into a sturdy embrace.
The fat aunt smiled, "Jiao'er, you have to serve the Ximen officials well!" ”
"Got it, Mother Chen." Li Jiaoer didn't care about Zhang Xiaowu's weak struggle, and directly picked it up horizontally and walked upstairs.
In the private room on the second floor, Li Jiaoer put Zhang Xiaowu on her lap, skillfully peeled a grape with one hand, and put it in her small mouth, but she only bit half of it, and actually sent it towards Zhang Xiaowu's mouth.
Just kidding, can the innocence of Lao Tzu I be a thief ruined by you? Zhang Xiaowu saw that it was useless to struggle, so he could only twist his head to the side.
"Official, don't make trouble!" Li Jiao'er pinched Zhang Xiaowu's face with her powerful big hand and turned around, because she was so hard that even Zhang Xiaowu's neck clicked.
Looking at the face that was getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiaowu really wanted to cry without tears, because he was pinched by Li Jiaoer's mouth, so he spoke a little vaguely: "Sister, I was wrong, just let me go, okay!" ”
Originally, there was nothing wrong with it, but because the words were slurred in her mouth, Li Jiaoer just listened to it, slut, I love you, you hurry up and get on me, okay.....
Even if she heard it wrong, Li Jiaoer didn't care at all that Zhang Xiaowu called her a slut, as if this was the Ximen official she was familiar with, but she saw Li Jiaoer's little face turn red at the moment, "Official, why are you so anxious!" ”
Zhang Xiaowu was stunned, and subconsciously said, "What are you anxious about?" ”
Li Jiao'er glanced at Zhang Xiaowu coquettishly, "Official, I hate it, but although it's daytime, since you want to be an official, the slave family will definitely serve you!" ”
Nani? "Wait, what are you talking about?"
Without waiting for Zhang Xiaowu to finish speaking, Li Jiaoer picked up Zhang Xiaowu and walked to the side of the bed and threw it on the big wooden bed next to her.
In Zhang Xiaowu's frightened gaze, Li Jiaoer took off her long skirt and said to herself, "Official, you said that you want to marry a slave, but you must not regret it." ”
Zhang Xiaowu was stunned and thought, I'm not blind, marry you? Teasing me.....
However, after hearing what Li Jiaoer said, Zhang Xiaowu finally remembered who this Li Jiaoer was, the legendary Ximenqing's second wife seems to be called Li Jiaoer, and she was also born in Lichun Courtyard, is this Ximenqing's second wife?
Damn, isn't it, what kind of vision is that second goods, can you eat it like this?
At this time, Li Jiao'er became more and more excited, how could she care about what Zhang Xiaowu thought, "Official, take off your clothes, the slave family will definitely satisfy you." ”
Take off? You are stupid to me, Zhang Xiaowu glanced at the big wooden bed, except for the side of the bed, all around it was sealed, and now there is only a big gap next to Li Jiaoer! Able to get him out.
In order to preserve his dignity, Zhang Xiaowu also let it go, "That, Jiao'er, right!" You see what's behind you? ”
"Official, what are you talking about?" Li Jiao'er obediently looked her head behind her.
Even now, Zhang Xiaowu swooped out, and he couldn't help but think proudly, when my brother is a cabbage, can you still pinch it as much as you want?
But in the next second, Zhang Xiaowu was almost suspended in the air, at least his feet were off the ground now, which .....
"I hate it, official, why are you still so playful!" Li Jiaoer tugged at the collar of Zhang Xiaowu's back coat with one hand, with a charming smile on her face.
No, isn't it, that's fine? Zhang Xiaowu hung in mid-air, and suddenly felt that countless grass and mud horses were galloping by, were all women in ancient times so perverted? My brother has also practiced.
"Okay, official, don't make trouble, you don't know that you haven't come to see the slave family for so long, and the slave family misses you very much." Saying that, Li Jiaoer threw Zhang Xiaowu back on the bed.
Seeing that Zhang Xiaowu still didn't mean to change clothes, Li Jiaoer suddenly seemed to understand something, and said coquettishly, "Official, you are still so naughty, then let the slave family change your clothes for you!" ”
"Nope! No! I don't take it off! Zhang Xiaowu dragged his clothes to death, looking at Li Jiao'er, who was already close at hand, and his heart was really broken.
Seeing Li Jiao'er stop, Zhang Xiaowu thought that she finally understood what she meant, and her heart was suddenly relieved.
Li Jiao'er frowned and looked at Zhang Xiaowu for a while, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and said happily: "Official, it turns out that you want to play that kind of game again!" ”
"Games? What game? But Li Jiaoer didn't answer his words, and in Zhang Xiaowu's stunned kung fu, a pair of big hands had already touched Zhang Xiaowu's clothes, and suddenly a tearing sound came out.
Zhang Xiaowu lay on the bed weakly, a tear of remorse flowed unconsciously, and he thought weakly in his heart, it seems that the reputation of Lao Tzu's generation of thieves has now been ruined in the hands of a **, I am unwilling!
Just when Zhang Xiaowu closed his eyes and was about to be pressed by a ghost, there was a "knock, knock!" from outside the door. Sound.
Outside the door, a mature and anxious voice came, "Jiao'er, stop playing, come out!" Sun Yuan is outside, and he wants to find you by name! Say that whoever dares to rob you with him, let his followers break his legs! ”
Li Jiao'er frowned, looked at Zhang Xiaowu apologetically, and said apologetically: "Official, the slave family may not be able to serve you this time."
Seeing Zhang Xiaowu's eyes red, Li Jiaoer thought that he was unwilling to serve other men by himself, but you can rest assured, and said with a firm face: "Official, the slave family is your person, and it will definitely not be cheaper than that grandson, so don't worry!" ”