It's a ghost
When Sun Ce's feet landed on Chen Zheng's buttocks, a ghost rolled out of Chen Zheng's body, he felt the world flying backwards forward, and when he was about to fall to the ground, the ghost closed his eyes in resignation, and after a few seconds, the ghost did not feel any pain, opened his eyes in a daze, and found that he was actually in mid-air! When he turned his head, he found that 'Chen Zheng' was staring at him with interest.
The ghost said that he had a very bad experience now, why? Because my body is in front of me, and I show my big white teeth to myself, who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
When the ghost doubted his life, 'Chen Zheng' put a hand on the ghost's shoulder, and said slowly, "Brother, your ability to accept it is not good." ”
The ghost stared blankly at 'Chen Zheng' gnawing his teeth, and the bruised smiles on his face gathered together, making people look like they couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The ghost couldn't laugh, he felt the pain on his face, this smiling grin, this feeling, "It's you!" ”
Chen Zheng ignored the ghost's words, rubbed the injured area vigorously, and finally stopped when the ghost was already rolling on the ground, once again showing his big white teeth, "It's me." ”
"Give me my body back!"
"Now this body is mine."
"You still haven't paid me back!"
"Let's play."
"I'm going to show you how good I am today!" After speaking, he took a step back, and at the speed of a hundred miles of sprints, he greeted Chen Zheng with a straight fist in his face.
When the ghost's fist was 3 centimeters away from Chen Zheng's face, the ghost's face had already shown joy, but the next second it turned into a crying face.
I saw 'Chen Zheng' grabbing his careless hand forward, and the ghost's fist was grabbed in mid-air, and then squeezed it hard, with a "click" sound, and then let go of his hand and strode forward. Only the ghost was left to roll around on the ground holding his hand.
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After the continuation of the Xinchou Treaty, China gave birth to an unequal treaty, which reads as follows:
1. The ownership of the body belongs to Sun Ce.
2. During this time, Chen Zheng had to teach Sun Ce about the things of this era.
3. During this time, Chen Zheng must help Sun Ce unconditionally.
4. The ownership of the above treaties shall be reserved by Sun Ce, and he has the right to modify them at any time.
For this treaty, is it a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation behind all this? Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger for helplessness? Let's ask the person concerned: Chen Zheng.
When we saw him, Chen Zheng was lying in the air with a salted fish, floating leisurely, still dragged forward by Sun Ce, he felt deeply ashamed and angry about the treaty, and then, and then continued to lie down and float.
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When the white clouds float and the breeze blows through the meadow, the male butterfly gently flapps his wings and slowly flies in a semi-circle around the female butterfly to show his love. After the male flies a few times, the female keeps swinging her antennae to show her acceptance of the courtship. At this time, the two slowly approached, and the wings were sunburned with fine scales, which looked bright and shining in the sun.
Chen Zheng looked a little red, and then thought about himself now, his heart couldn't help but be sour, and his head slowly lowered, where did she go!
Sun Ce glanced at Chen Zheng, there was a little loneliness in his eyes, picked up a stone at a 45° angle, and threw it at the flower garden. The pebble landed on the flower with unmistakable accuracy, scaring away the 2 courting butterflies.
Chen Zheng pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "Didn't you say that the love between men and women is predestined, and destroying others will be punished by God." ”
Sun Ce sat on the grass with his butt on his head, bared his teeth and smiled at Chen Zheng, "I'm just throwing it casually." ”
Chen Zheng turned his head and stared at him, then continued to stare at the blue sky in the distance, and said slowly, "You are so good, can you climb the wall behind you." ”
Sun Ce turned his head and looked at the 3-meter-high wall behind him in surprise, smiled confidently, supported his hands on the ground, ran forward with a brisk step, stepped heavily on the trash can next to him, stretched out his hand to grab the red brick on the wall, stepped on the wall hard, and his hand exerted force at the same time, and a 180° rotation jumped over the other side of the wall.
Chen Zheng floated in mid-air in a daze, watching Sun Ce's movements in a daze, Damn, I can be so strong! Thinking of this, Chen Zheng couldn't help but be a little excited, if he learned the somersault just now, when a girl passed by, a handsome somersault, leaving the girl's eyes glowing in place, and then a somersault back, when the time comes, the girl will definitely take out her mobile phone to find herself to ask for QQ, hey, hey, Meizizi~
When Chen Zheng was obscene, Sun Ce had already turned it over, punched Chen Zheng in the head, and led the wall directly to throw it over, and he also turned it back.
A girl not far away looked at Sun Ce's figure turning around, silently took out her mobile phone and sent a message: I met a neuropathy imitating a monkey today.....
Sun Ce landed on the ground with a handsome somersault, and Chen Zheng, who was on the side, said that he not only had a headache now, but also had a pain in his legs.
Sun Ce looked at Chen Zheng's half-dead appearance, shook his head helplessly, clamped Chen Zheng under his armpit, and kept muttering, "This physical fitness is too poor." ”
Chen Zheng was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother! When the words of scolding my mother came out of my mouth, it became "Hurry up and run, run to the alley in front, otherwise my relationship with her may be cold." ”
Sun Ce was stunned for a moment when he heard this, although he didn't understand what "alleyway" and "cold" were, but he understood and ran, and his body had already reacted.
And Chen Zheng secretly clenched his fists, why didn't he obey! Why? Ling Wei, you idiot!