Chapter 166: Strip naked and take away
"I tell you in the name of the king of the country of Barra, you are not allowed to leave without giving enough this time, and you cannot get less than what my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather gets!" The king of the country of Barra stood on the boat and jumped to his feet and shouted. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
And he had already discovered the mountains of gold, silver and jewelry on Zhu Houzhao's ship, and steadily took out a posture that he would not give up without giving it to him.
Ascend Mien, fight Mi Qiu. Zhu Houzhao now finally understands the true meaning of this sentence. The feeling is that the Han nation is too kind to this group of grandchildren, which has led to all kinds of disgusting things in later generations.
When Zheng He went to the West, if he hadn't brought a boat full of porcelain and silk tea, but brought sharp artillery and muskets, I am afraid that hundreds of years later, this group of unfed wolf cubs would still remember the good of China.
Stooges of imperialism!
After Zhu Houzhao spat indignantly, the more ridiculous he felt when he looked at the king of Bala who was dancing under the boat.
Directly stood up, unbuckled his belt, and jumped under the boat, the bastard was a soak of hot urine.
The king of Bala only felt a warmth on his face, like a mother's touch, and suddenly opened his mouth a little intoxicated.
Zhu Houzhao looked at his disgusting energy, and scolded: "Send your mother's things, now the people of your Bala country have listened to me, men on the left and women on the right, you kid stands in the middle......"
"I am the king, and I demand better things than these slaves!" The king of Bara was still indomitable, like a retarded intellectual: "If you don't give it to us, we will go up and rob it." My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather once said that they killed dozens of you at the beginning, and you gave him a lot of things. ”
(This is true, Zheng He did have a conflict with some small countries when he went to the West, and dozens of Ming troops were killed when he got off the ship first, but Zheng He was generous and did not destroy the small country.) )
Zhu Houzhao sneered, and got off the boat with the people: "Start the robbery now, Made, it was originally just to collect protection money, you have to force Lao Tzu to rob." ”
The king of Bala was obviously stunned, it seemed that it was not quite the same as what the old grandfather said, aren't the Ming people all benevolent?
Zhu Houzhao snorted, Lao Tzu didn't come out to find Zhu Yunwen, he was kind enough to give a hammer, he pointed to the king of Bala and said, "You, take off all the gold on your body, gold underwear...... also took it off for Lao Tzu, and the mother is not too panicked! ”
The innocent little eyes of the king of Bala only turned into fierce at this time, and the words of the old grandfather could not be believed.
"O warriors of the country of Barra, this group of Ming people is not the same group of people as it was back then, let us kill them all and take back the treasure on the ship!"
God knows how this bastard did it, with no less than forty pounds of gold on his body, he can jump as high as he turns around and runs.
Hearing that their own king said this, this group of people who called themselves Bala immediately looked fierce and slowly came up. The gold is there, and since you don't send it, we'll do it ourselves.
Zhu Houzhao smiled coldly: "People's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, is it true that we Chinese people are all good-tempered?" Tell them to go one step further, or if they don't do what we say, shoot them to death! ”
Civilized people have no other good way to deal with barbarians but to reason with the weapons in their hands.
A row of guns fired, and none of them were empty, and a row of screaming Bala people was brought down on the spot.
This man, whose heart was red and his eyes were black, immediately became red and black at the sight of a large pile of gold and silver, and he didn't even want his life.
Bang bang bang a few rows of guns down and killed dozens of Bala people, just like the Ming army that was killed when Zheng He went to the West.
At this time, it will be boring for Zhu Houzhao to stop working, and it is easy to be thought of as a bully.
"Who's that!" Zhu Houzhao pointed at King Bala, who was cowering and hiding far away, and scolded: "It's you, what are you hiding?" Hurry up and remove all the gold on your body, otherwise your kid will be armed with a golden king, and Lao Tzu can also chop off your head! ”
Zhu Houzhao's ferocity made the king of Bala Kingdom so excited that he almost peed his pants.
Nanyang people are like this, all of them are masters who bully the soft and are afraid of the hard, but anyone who is a little capable and tough is the grandfather of the Nanyang people.
Seeing that the king of the Bala country had taken off clean, and even his pants were thrown to the ground with a bang, Zhu Houzhaocai shook his head and said, "And what they have, and besides, you took out five million taels of silver, and the protection money was piled up here." Let's start with that, these don't count on you! ”
The king of Bala was dumbfounded, not counting the robberies on his body, but also the ones in his family?
Zhu Houzhao knew at a glance that this kid didn't plan to give it, and it was so troublesome to collect a protection fee.
"On the ship, shoot at Lao Tzu and raze the forest on the left!"
With Zhu Houzhao's order, the cannon roared immediately, and the twelve big ships lined up in a line, and only one salvo was needed, and the forest fell into a sea of fire. The Ming army used high-explosive bombs, which contained both gunpowder and sulfur.
Where had the king of Bala seen such a formation, and after cursing the old grandfather who had deceived him again, he finally relented.
After a while, what a mess of gold and silver piled up on the beach, five million taels, which was basically the sum of what they had to get after a year's scourging.
Zhu Houzhao glanced at it with satisfaction: "Is there anything else?" ”
The king of Bala immediately cried and lost his face: "No, our villain is poor, and Grandpa Qing raises his noble hand, otherwise the next time Xiao Wang goes out, he will have no clothes to wear." ”
Zhu Houzhao glared and said, "Fart!" I'll let you go this time, and I'll come back next year, and the gold can only be more, not less! ”
The king of Bala suddenly turned to ashes, sat on the ground and wailed: "Grandpa, you liar, Mingren is not a sheep but a stupid elephant, and you have a good temper because you are too lazy to pay attention to our ......."
Ignoring the ghost crying wolf howl behind him, Zhu Houzhao patted his ass and left, humming a strange tune in his mouth.
I will spit out what I eat, and I will hand over what I have taken, babbling and babbling, and hand it all over, oops, oops......
With the experience of the Palawan country, Zhu Houzhao finally found a way to deal with the natives of the South Seas, and along the way, he did not listen to deterrence, deterrence, and deterrence.
It's hard to say, but in fact, the method is very simple, it is all the iconic items of the indigenous leaders of various places, such as the gold suit of the king of the Bala country, the hat of the king of an island country in the Spratly Islands, and the favorite woman of the king of Brunei...... Although it was black like a wild monkey, Zhu Houzhao still pinched his nose and used it.
Well, it's mainly a deterrent, Zhu Houzhao doesn't have the idea of having a relationship with wild animals.
Anyway, this voyage lasted until the beginning of summer in the ninth year of Zhengde, and Zhu Houzhao's big ship returned to Shanghai in Zhejiang.
After two years of full support from the imperial court, the place named Shanghai by Zhu Houzhao has undergone earth-shaking changes. At least a few ports have been built, and post roads are complete.
Zhu Houzhao led the victorious soldiers to carry four large ships of gold, silver and jewelry on the way to Nanjing, and the carriage loaded with these gold and silver stretched for more than ten miles, and the various gold and silver jewelry dropped along the way made it a holy place for treasure hunting in the next few decades.
The Ming army and civilians celebrate together! (To be continued.) )