Chapter 707: Picking up a beautiful woman
Under the prevention of the white-robed man, the two failed to fight, and seeing that there was no excitement to see, everyone no longer paid attention to it, and went their own way.
"If he can't even deal with this little danger, he's too useless." Lin Ruffian smiled at Chu Ge'er and got out of the way.
Chu Ge'er nodded thoughtfully, and when she saw that Xiang Yu was fine, she sat down again.
"Are you alright?" At this time, Zhao Ritian ran to Xiang Yu's side and asked.
Xiang Yu was angry when he saw him, "Can your uncle not cheat me like this every time?" ”
Zhao Ritian said with a bitter face: "Big brother, I don't want to either, that bastard has to pester me, what can I do?" ”
"Which bastard?" Xiang Yu frowned.
"There's only one bastard here, his name is Zhao Ritian." Lin Ruffian walked over and said with a grin.
Zhao Ritian's face turned green, "That's it, pestering me raw, you have to teach me his experience of picking up girls, you said it's just such a fucking thing, has he ever soaked a girl, can he get a girl?" ”
Lin Ruffian said solemnly: "You know a fart!" What is the most important thing about pickling girls? The most important thing is to want to get away with it, you just run over like this, people will know what you want to do, so you have to let go properly and give her a sense of mystery, so that she can't help but be curious to approach you, get close to you and ......"
"Your uncle, you're farting! Lao Tzu has never been touched by others, and then he will indulge in the arms of this goods! Zhao Ritian was furious, Lao Tzu had touched other people's hands, how could he let go?
If you want to let go, you have to pull it first!
Xiang Yu also looked depressed, "Did you let Lao Tzu go?" I was a wicked person, you went to the bear to save the beauty, and now you blame me! ”
"This bastard won't let me go!" Zhao Ritian pointed the finger at Lin Ruffian again.
Lin Ruffian said: "The two of them are chatting hotly, what are you going to do, be a light bulb?" Or listen to me, change your name every day, if you don't change people, you will know that you are not a good thing, even the day you dare to day, you will not let go of the old sow, you say that even the old sow you want the day, which woman will take a fancy to you? ”
"Lao Tzu's name is so powerful and domineering, and the beauty has a sense of security when she hears it, which is like you, Lin ruffian, Lin ruffian, I'm phew!" Zhao Ritian sneered.
Lin Ruffian said: "Or, let's make a bet?" ”
"What to bet on, how to bet?" Zhao Ritian asked.
Lin Ruffian said: "Just bet on which of us can stay with the beauty for a longer time, the condition is that you can't be dead-faced, the beauty tells you to get out, you have to get out, and when the beauty says to get out, it is the time you stay by her side." ”
Zhao Ritian snorted: "You think I'm afraid of you, just bet!" ”
"So what are we betting on?" Lin Ruffian asked.
Zhao Ritian rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile: "If I lose, I will be a light bulb for Xiang Yu, if you lose, you and Xiang Yu will be a light bulb for me!" ”
"Okay!" Lin Yu readily agreed.
Xiang Yu was upset, and stopped the two who were eager to try, "You two bet on my?" Please don't get me involved, okay? ”
"Zhao Ritian is decided, why are you so stupid, such a beautiful beauty, don't you want it?" Lin Ruffian looked at him with disdain.
Zhao Ritian said: "It's okay, just if you agree, you can't win this product anyway." ”
"It's his business whether he agrees or not, as long as we can fulfill the gambling contract." Lin Ruffian said.
Zhao Ritian finally agreed this time, "Yes, don't worry about him yet!" ”
Xiang Yu was completely speechless, you two bet, the bet is still Lao Tzu, and in the end, you won't even give Lao Tzu a chance to interject, so it's a very unpleasant decision.
"Will you come first or will I come first?" Lin Yu urged.
Zhao Ritian took the lead, "This is the beauty I fancie, of course Lao Tzu came first, you don't have a chance to shit, wait to be a light bulb!" ”
As he spoke, Zhao Ritian straightened his clothes, showed a confident and charming smile, walked over with his head upright, and bowed slightly gentlemanly, "Hello beautiful young lady, can I stand here, blow the mountain breeze, feel the breath of nature, precipitate my restless mood, and think about life?" ”
The evil beauty glared at him coldly, and the corner of her mouth squeezed out a word stiffly, "Get out!" ”
Zhao Ritian's face turned green, he couldn't stay by the beauty for even a second!
The conditions that have been agreed in advance, the beauty has to get out of the way, otherwise it is a violation.
"You can't do it, right?" Seeing Zhao Ritian's sad return, Lin Ruffian's face was full of schadenfreude.
Zhao Ritian snorted, "It's all Xiang Yu, the bastard, who annoyed the beauty, and now he's angry, whoever goes will die." ”
"Do you have any conscience, did you let me go? Now it's the other way around, blame me? Xiang Yuqi's face was red and his neck was thick, this thing was simply too shameless, even more shameless than him!
Zhao Ritian ignored him and said to Lin Yu: "You can't stay for a second, and you didn't even get to someone's side, so you were blown away." ”
"Not necessarily." Lin Ruffian smiled and walked over leisurely.
When he walked up to the beauty, he didn't speak, but walked two steps to the east and two steps to the west, and then came back.
"What's the matter, it's longer than you, right?" Lin Ruffian said proudly.
Zhao Ritian almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, "What are you?" You didn't even go to talk to you, and you walked two steps back? ”
"Let's bet on who stays with the beauty for a long time, and you don't have to talk to you, it's you who is stupid, now that I've won, I'm willing to gamble and lose!" Lin Ruffian said.
How could Zhao Ritian admit defeat so easily, and said stubbornly: "It's obvious that you are cheating, this game doesn't count, let's recompete!" ”
Lin Ruffian said with disdain: "People like you who can't afford to lose are not worthy of being men, how can you hook up with women if you are not a man?" ”
"Then it has to be a best-of-three game to be reasonable, right? Even if you win this game, let's have two more rounds, and if you can win one more game, I will definitely not admit it! ”
Lin Ruffian frowned and thought about it, Zhao Ritian hurriedly stepped forward, pinched his shoulders and beat his back, and smiled flatteringly, "Brother ruffian, you don't want this beauty anyway, Xiang Yu has my sister again, and she is still eyebrow-raising with Sister Ge'er, do you say you can't leave one for me?" ”
"Then let's say so, I'll give you another chance to convince you of losing!" Lin Ruffian said.
Zhao Ritian was overjoyed, "This time we have to talk to the beauty, otherwise we will lose." ”
"Okay, who's going to come first this time?" Lin Yu readily agreed.
Zhao Ritian wanted to see this product make a fool of himself, and let this product take the lead, he could also accumulate some experience, so he said: "Of course, you will be the first." ”
"Then you wait." Lin Ruffian walked over.
Zhao Ritian said to Xiang Yu, who was full of black lines at the moment: "Look, this guy will definitely lose this time, I have already thought of a way to deal with him!" ”
Xiang Yu was about to speak, but the scene he saw made him speechless and dumbfounded.
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