Subtitle of this chapter: The Road to Heaven

After Yuan Yanqian woke up in the morning, she felt that something was wrong with her whole body. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Info He really didn't have much faith in the doctor in 1920, so he had to find the broken system he brought.

"Master Ball, give me a full body scan."

"Start scanning the host's whole body...... Host, to tell you the bad news, you have sepsis. ”

Our Master Yuan secretly said in his heart that he really had an incurable disease...... Of course, it was an incurable disease in 1920.

Even if he didn't study medicine, a layman who only knew a little common sense knew that if there was no antibiotic treatment for sepsis, he would really burp if he continued like this.

And the doctors and nurses who came in and out of him today either had solemn faces or forced smiles, which is not a good thing no matter how you look at it.

He regretted it in his heart, he just wanted to delay a little time and wait for the outside public opinion to ferment. Who knew that being scalded by that cup of hot coffee would actually be life-threatening!

In fact, the original version of Yuan Yanqian is not bad, but he can't stand the tossing of his great-grandnephew Yuan Hongjian for the past two months. Especially from the night of October 31 to the morning of November 3, when he was arrested, in less than three days, a bunch of was crowded together. (Author's note: The patient "North" who is a little chaotic is noisy, so I'll help you sort out the plot.) Also, these 500 words are not counted in the chapter. ）

On the afternoon of October 31, our Master Yuan borrowed a costume from Chinatown for a Cantonese opera.

That same night, he went to the Baker family's masquerade ball. At the ball he befriended Miss Helen Brown and made a small face in front of Mr. George Baker, the "miracle of Wall Street." Later, Yuan Yanqian took David Griffith, the film master, into the unpredictable deep ditch, and easily abducted his eldest disciple, Lilian Gish, a big star, into the hotel room.

In the early morning of November 1, he and Miss Gish, who had known each other for "three hours", reluctantly parted at the Central Railway Station, and when he returned home, he met the "Father of Cthulhu" Ai Craftsman. The "Sage of the Bamboo Forest" from Seris stayed up all night to distribute candy, and finally took the "Dream Weaver" under his command and founded the SCP Foundation and SCP Magazine.

At noon on the same day, Mr. John McCall and Miss Helen Brown came to visit him, and after some twists and turns, Yuen finally agreed to publish his novel "Chocolate in Love" in The Women of the World, edited by Miss Brown.

In the early morning of November 2nd, our Master Yuan strayed into the tiger's den and ran into a table of four anarchist fighters. He had to become a junior investigator for the SCP Foundation, and after a lot of lip service and a promise of $800, he was able to get out temporarily, and reluctantly accepted a BOOM expert as a servant-man. Of course, he didn't forget to rescue the kidnapped master of Aiyi.

At noon on the same day, he began to make a bet with the NYU crowd that the Republicans had 250 more electoral votes than the Democrats. Bets ceased to be accepted at seven o'clock. He also overate on a Cantonese meal that night.

He was woken up at 7 a.m. on Nov. 3 to give a speech on campus and donate all of his $500,000 to New York University.

At 7:30 a.m. on the same day, Master Yuan was arrested and locked up in the interrogation room of the New York Metropolitan Police Department.

At about three o'clock in the afternoon, he began to be interrogated. He was injured half an hour later and was taken to the Presbyterian Hospital in New York.

In other words, in less than three days (nearly ninety chapters), Master Yuan said a lot of things, "did" a lot of things, and used a lot of brains. But he didn't eat well, didn't sleep well, and was blown through by the Atlantic autumn wind.

In this way, his body's resistance naturally decreased, so he got sepsis because of just a few burns.

This damn 1920!

It is important to know that the most effective means of dealing with wound infections in this era are...... Amputation!

But the wounds in his old man's home are the inside of his mouth and tongue, how can this be intercepted?

How do you become a master after amputating your tongue?

"Master Ball, can't penicillin really be invented?"

"Host, it really doesn't work."

"So, what's it called...... By the way, what about sulfonamides, which are many waves and many joys? ”

"Host, that's called Bailang Duoxi. Of course not, it's all a science student's business, so don't mix it up. ”

"If I don't get involved, I'm !!going to die."

"Actually, it's not exactly Taijian ......"

"Master Ball, what did you say?"

"Host, I said you don't have to worry too much."

"Master Ball, why don't you make me worry? I'm going to die!! ”

"Host, please don't give up. Don't forget ......."

"That's right!"

Sure enough, it's the endless road, and I really have a glimmer of life.

Yuan Yanqian immediately regained her fighting spirit. Despite the persuasion of the doctors and nurses, he sat up on the bed, picked up the paper and pen on the bedside table, and began his battle again.

This time, he will write the second of the nine commentaries, "A Few Questions about Wilhelm II".

A very simple question, how can a historian be grandstanding...... Well, quickly become famous?

History teaches historians, so there has to be something different from the traditional view of history.

The historical figures that everyone fans should be black, such as Yue Feila, Liu Hulan, the five heroes of Langya Mountain, etc., etc.; Everyone has black historical figures, such as Qin Huila, Hu Lancheng, the traitor with his brain in water, and so on.

Specific to the old brother Wilhelm II, he has been hacked quite miserably in recent years. So how can Yuan Yanqian write an article that hacks him, so how can it attract attention. Of course, you have to wash the floor for him in order to quickly get the attention of the public, so as to earn greater fame and more B coins.

Of course, he didn't expect that there was a small side effect of the article. That is, he will become the "German people", or some of the more famous old friends of the "German people".

"The question of Wilhelm II is, in fact, a big problem in the world, which has aroused the opposition and hatred of the peoples of the world, and is still nailed to the pillar of shame in history. The American people also hated him and regarded him as the culprit who caused the world war......

However, I would venture to assert that in the German state, now known as the Weimar Republic, the majority of the people will become more and more identical, and they will not approve of the total rejection of Wilhelm II, and will miss Wilhelm II more and more......

Even abroad, too. The reason why I oppose the total rejection of Wilhelm II is because I hope to convince some people to recognize the general trend of history. That's what I'm writing this article for. ”

Well, it is really difficult for a Chinese, more precisely, a yellow race to wash the ground for Wilhelm II, the world's number one advocate of the "yellow peril theory".

This is just as "difficult" as it is for some Han Chinese to sing the praises of Genghis Khan, Kublai Khan, Nurhachi, Huang Taiji, and Bai Yantiger, who have made great contributions to "national integration......

Oh, it's not hard to say that, as long as you don't have heart and face. And we, Master Yuan, have long been eaten by the master ball system.

Since I don't want heart and face anymore, Yuan Yanqian, who is tormented by illness, is really like a god.

"Wilhelm II was a pacifist who wanted to maintain friendly relations with the major powers of the continent, Britain, France, Russia, and, of course, its ally Austria-Hungary......

He firmly believed that "science and technology are the primary productive forces" and founded the Kaiser Wilhelm Academy of Sciences, striving to improve comprehensive national strength with advanced science and technology......

As the German emperor, he had a strong sympathy for the proletariat and was quite tolerant of the left-wing political forces in Germany. (note 1)

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Note 1: Wilhelm II really wanted to maintain rapprochement with Britain and France. But his old man just couldn't control his broken mouth.

In an interview with the British "Daily Telegraph", he actually said, "You British people are crazy." And this interview was specially arranged by him to express his goodwill to the British people.

He also went to Morocco to support the independence of the locals, which angered the French. Although this metaphor is not so appropriate, it is really like my emperor Trump wants to live in harmony with the Celestial Empire, but he tweeted to support the establishment of the country by the gang of Shabi on the treasure island.

My emperor Trump didn't dare to do this, which shows that he is much smarter than Wilhelm II.

As for Wilhelm II's founding of the Royal Academy of Sciences and his kindness to the left, this is indeed a historical fact.