Chapter 5 Pee

Chapter 5

The autumn wind is cold, and the white dew is the morning frost.

Before the sky was revealed, the bell of Nanshan Tower had already sounded, and the candles in the house were lit up one after another.

Cui Bai opened his eyes, like a panda waking up.

Rinsing his mouth with green salt, the cold well water finally gave him some energy, and he was dragged by Huang Qingsong to the front yard just after tidying up the bedding.

At this time, there were already many students waiting in line in the cafeteria for breakfast, and the sleepy-eyed Cui Bai followed Huang Qingsong step by step.

Cui Bai's only feeling is sleepy, so sleepy that he wants to sleep with God for another five hundred years.

"Cui Bai, take it."

In a daze, Cui Bai took the rice bowl handed over by Huang Qingsong, and he was sober at once.

Then a terrible howl spread throughout the academy.

Cui Bai put his hand into the wooden basin handed by Saifu, and the cold well water made the burning pain in his hand slowly subside.

Lehi and the others looked at Cui Bai in the corner with a look of enjoyment, and one of the older ones said, "Lehi, you are being chased all over the ground by this little guy?"

There was no drama in his eyes, and he opened the folding fan in his hand after speaking.

Li Hai gritted his teeth and said, "Li Hao, don't underestimate people, you see how I clean him up in class today."

Li Hao folded his fan and looked back at Li Hai.

Several people gathered around and muttered a few words, Li Hai looked at his brother confidently, Li Hao didn't speak and ate breakfast with a smile.

Cui Bai felt that his hands had recovered, wiped his hands and returned to the position of the East No. 2 Building.

The four of them laughed when they saw Cui Bai coming back, and Cui Bai could only sit down with a wry smile.

The four of them were still laughing, and Cui Bai didn't care about them, and slowly ate the pickles and porridge by himself.

Huang Qingsong looked at the basin, and half of the porridge was gone, so he hurriedly picked up the bowl and ate it.

He had already bribed Zhaifu, and every time his porridge was full, Cui Bai ate a third of it himself, and there was no tendency to stop.

If we delay a little longer, we will probably have to see the bottom.

Chen Longyang and the three of them also reacted quickly, a bowl of gruel, a bowl of yours and a bowl of me, and finally Cui Bai directly picked up the basin and poured it into the bowl.

It wasn't until there was not a single grain of rice in the bowl that Cui Bai walked out of the cafeteria with his round belly.

Wu Shounian said: "Cui Bai must be reincarnated as a starving ghost, and my cousin will give me two snacks in a while."

Huang Qingsong looked surprised, and Wu Shounian asked in surprise: "You won't finish eating, will you?"

Huang Qingsong touched his stomach and said, "Cousin, in order to renew the rumbling of the war drums in my belly last night, in order to relieve its siege, I have to give it a snack." After sending the snacks, it worked, and it didn't disturb everyone all night. ”

Wu Shounian stroked his forehead out of the cafeteria, and ten boxes of dim sum disappeared overnight, and Cui Bai's words were more suitable for his cousin.

The sun is rising, and the golden sunlight sweeps into the classrooms.

Bathed in the sun, the students of Nanshan Academy each held a book in their hands and read it.

Only Cui Bai was stunned, and he forgot to ask Chen San last night because of Ye Wuliang's matter that he was assigned to that class.

Seeing that the four masters had already slowly walked towards the school, Cui Bai didn't dare to run blindly, so he could only secretly scold Chen San in his heart for being unreliable.

One of the four raised his finger to Cui Bai, and without the master speaking, Cui Bai took the initiative to walk over.

Salute and say hello.

Yesterday afternoon, at the gate of the academy, the master asked, "Cui Bai, why are you alone in the courtyard?"

Seeing that he was still quite kind, Cui Bai returned respectfully: "Master, yesterday my master arranged for me to enter the class, and the mountain chief did not make arrangements, so I don't know which school to enter."

Cui Bai's respect was rewarded in return, except for the master who questioned him, the other three were all teachable.

The last person said, "Since the mountain chief has not made arrangements, it stands to reason that he should be put into my Ding class."

The other three did not argue and walked towards their podium.

"You can call me Master Qu."

Cui Bai respectfully saluted and shouted Master Qu.

Watching Cui Bai follow Master Qu towards Ding Ban, Li Hai had a feeling of vomiting blood.

Yesterday, he was so smooth with "The Mean", and under the care of his master, he should have entered Class B, and no matter how bad he was, he should have entered his own Class C.

The relationship is gone, ready to do it, but he ended up in the Ding class.

His fist felt like it was in the air.

"Bang~~"

Lehi was startled and looked up, and the master was staring at him.

"Li Hai, if you are not serious again, I will expel you from the academy, copy the Analects for me ten times, and give it to me before Hugh Mu, and add a mistake to it again."

Li Hai clasped the bottom of the table with his hands, and shouted in his heart, I will not give up if Cui Bai does not drive you out of the academy.

Cui Bai, who made Li Hai hate him to the bone, followed his master into the hall and read the Three Character Classic with children of about the same age.

"At the beginning of man, nature is good. Sex is similar, Xi is far away.

If you don't teach, sex is migration. The way of teaching is to be specialized .................."

Class D reads the "Three Character Classic" and "Thousand Character Text", Class C and Class D read the Four Books, and Class A reads the Five Classics.

Reading aloud, passing through the academy, following the breeze to travel through the entire Ming Dynasty.

The Forbidden City is no different from Nanshan Academy, and Zhu Yijun, who is already the crown prince, honestly picked up the book under the supervision of his teacher Zhang Juzheng.

The breeze left the Forbidden City for nine days, and then rushed to the north, and just after crossing the Juyong Pass, he turned around and fled frantically to the south under the intimidation of the cold Siberian wind.

By the time it fled back to Fujian, the sound of reading in Nanshan Academy had slowly stopped.

Master Qu opened his eyes, stood up and said, "Cui Bai, I have finished talking about the "Three Character Classic", and I will talk about the "Thousand Character Text" next, if you don't understand, ask me in private."

Although Cui Bai had already memorized it, he still answered yes.

Seeing that Cui Bai was sensible, Master Qu picked up "Thousand Character Text" and read it.

"Heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate."

The students in the audience read along.

Master Qu explained the meaning of the words word by word, and Cui Bai suddenly felt that he was taking it for granted, because what Master Qu said was that the world was round, and if Cui Bai said heliocentric, it was estimated that he would be more familiar than Copernicus.

After thinking about it, Cui Bai had no choice but to pick up a brush and take notes in order not to "go along with Copernicus".

I used to think that I was a college student who had received a higher education, and I had a super memory, and it was a casual thing to take the top exam for the old Cui family to honor my ancestors.

I didn't expect to forget about cultural differences, but fortunately, I didn't throw out anything that was ordinary in my previous life and shocking in this era.

Otherwise, this would have been dragged by the famous Jinyi Wei of the Ming Dynasty to study, and there must be many people who like to study the structure of the human body in such an organization.

The more I thought about it, the more terrifying it became, and I shook my body and deleted all these thoughts.

Cui Bai had just come back to his senses when he heard the snotty person next to him ask, "Are you peeing your pants?" Me too. ”

After speaking, he sucked his nose, Cui Bai was not frightened by Li Hai, but let him be frightened, and when he looked down, there was indeed a puddle of yellow liquid on the ground.

When Master Qu heard the movement, he turned around and saw Cui Bai standing up, so he said, "Cui Bai, you have a different opinion on my commentary."

Cui Bai thought to himself, what you said is wrong, I must have a different opinion, but I really can't say it.

Now the important thing is to let the old man, who is about seven years old and still pee his pants, go and change his clothes, and immediately raised his hand and replied: "Master, the student thinks that your annotations are very good and easy to understand, so I can't help it."

Master Qu was about to ask where it was good, but he heard Cui Bai continue: "In addition, this benevolent brother next to me is a little unsure and pees."

Master Qu had no choice but to swallow his words and wave him back to change his clothes.

I didn't expect this brother to come weakly.

"Master, I don't know how to dress."

The profession of a teacher is not easy, being a father and a mother, as a qualified master, Master Qu will naturally let Zhaifu take him to change clothes.