[213] Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness
The first battle of Guandu, the first battle of Cangting.
After these two battles, Yuan Shao, who was originally powerful, was already sunset, and at the same time, a new overlord was born in the north.
Cao Cao.
After the Battle of Cangting, Cao Cao led the soldiers and horses back to the dynasty to recuperate, and after a few days, Cao Cao suddenly remembered to promise the Immortal Lord.
At night, Cao Cao and his wife Bian talked about kissing the housekeeper of Lord Shangxian
Bian asked Cao Cao: "Husband, do you mean that Zhao Er, the housekeeper of Lord Shangxian, is still unmarried?" ”
Cao Cao nodded and asked, "Madam, don't you have a distant cousin in your family?" ”
Bian snorted, for embarrassment: "It's not one"
"Huh?" Cao Cao was surprised, "Not one?" Are there two? ”
Bian shook his head.
"Three?"
Bian nodded.
"This" Cao Cao just wanted to speak again, when suddenly an evil thought popped up in his heart.
"Hey~~" Cao Cao smiled and asked Bian, "Madam, are your cousins as good-looking?" ”
Since Cao Cao divorced his ex-wife Ding, Bian became his wife.
How lustful Cao Cao is, Bian knows very well.
Bian asked, "Could it be that my husband wants to beat my cousin's idea?" ”
Cao Cao blushed and said, "Huh? What do you mean by making up your mind? The so-called fat water does not flow to outsiders Mrs. Tianma, I think, it is better to do this, you go and tell your three cousins, if they don't mind, you can consider me first. ”
Bian listened to Cao Cao's instructions and wrote to her three distant cousins, boasting that her husband was as good as Pan An, more than eight feet tall
Sure enough, Bian's cousins were very happy after receiving their cousin's letter. Although women often say that marrying a chicken is a chicken and a dog is a dog, in their hearts, women still want their men to be handsome.
The cousins came to Xuchang in the dust and couldn't wait to see Cao Cao himself.
How dare Cao Cao show up so quickly, he found a handsome guy with good appearance and eloquence to pretend to be himself, and went to meet those cousins of the Bian family.
When the cousins saw "Cao Cao", they all blushed.
Two of them have even secretly decided not to marry Cao Cao.
After the fake Cao Cao came back, he reported the process to the real Cao Cao.
After Cao Cao listened, he hummed several times and asked the fake Cao Cao: "How do those women look?" ”
Fake Cao Cao thought for a moment and said truthfully: "Compared with Mrs. Bian when she was young, she is slightly inferior, but she can be regarded as a woman with a good appearance." ”
Cao Cao asked again: "Have those three women ever been married?" ”
Fake Cao Cao nodded: "Two of them have been, but the husband died because of the war, and the remaining one doesn't seem to have been married." ”
Cao Cao snorted: "So it seems that these three women are not bad?" ”
Fake Cao Cao said respectfully: "Exactly! ”
"Okay, I know these days, you accompany them more, find out all their things, and come back to report to me!"
In the next few days, the fake Cao Cao was very attentive to these three women.
If you want to talk about eloquence, this fake Cao Cao is okay, as long as it is not related to the war, this guy can say it.
On this day, the real Cao Cao went to see the emperor, and the fake Cao Cao stayed at home and chatted with the three cousins.
The eldest cousin asked the fake Cao Cao: "Gong Cao, it is said outside that you are already nearly half a hundred years old, why do I look like you are still so young?" ”
Fake Cao Cao laughed and said: "Because I'm not old-hearted!" ”
The second cousin asked, "Gong Cao, then you have so many wives, if we marry you, can you be good to us?" ”
Fake Cao Cao said: "Of course, I will definitely be better to you than others!" ”
The third cousin pursed her lips and did not speak
The four of them chatted all morning, during which the eldest cousin and the second cousin talked a lot, while the third cousin rarely spoke or talked to each other.
Fake Cao Cao looked at these two women who were enthusiastic about him, and he couldn't help but feel compassion in his heart.
The fake Cao Cao asked the eldest cousin tentatively: "If, if, I am not like this, what will you think?" ”
The eldest cousin said: "Then how can it be done, the man I like must be good-looking and handsome!" ”
The second cousin chimed in: "That's right, that's right, so am I!" ”
The fake Cao Cao set his eyes on the third cousin, who shook his head and did not speak.
Fake Cao Cao secretly had a good time, and said in his heart: Damn, if you don't do it, I'll just take the first two girls away.
made up his mind, and the fake Cao Cao really started the plan to steal women.
Dare to fight Cao Cao's idea, this guy can be regarded as very bold.
Cao Cao didn't know anything about this, and came back every day to listen to the fake Cao Cao's report, and the idea in his heart became more and more determined, and finally, Cao Cao decided to go into battle in person.
However, all the reports that the fake Cao Cao reported to Cao Cao were fake, and only the fake Cao Cao knew this qiē best.
At night, Cao Cao deliberately cleaned himself up, although he was not tall and his appearance was not too good, but after a long time of testing on the battlefield and officialdom, Cao Cao thought that he was a very mature and attractive man.
Cao Cao is confident that he can conquer those three women, of course, this also depends on the "foreshadowing" given to him by the fake Cao Cao before.
Cao Cao thought in his heart: he would choose two of these three women, and the other one would be the second, and he would recommend it to the housekeeper of Lord Shangxian, anyway, the demon Dao didn't know
"Hehe" Cao Cao wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, he hadn't been so excited for a long time.
"Knock knock~" Cao Cao knocked on the room where his three cousins lived.
"Who's so late?"
The eldest cousin opened a crack in the door, followed the crack in the door, and glanced through the moonlight, only to see a short man standing outside the door, although this man seemed to have been carefully cleaned up, but in any case, his appearance was ugly.
"You're my sister's subordinate, aren't you?" The eldest cousin said, and opened the door.
Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, but he didn't mind, he was just about to enter the house, and his eldest cousin stopped him.
"You're waiting outside, there's something for you to do!"
After the eldest cousin finished speaking, he asked the third cousin to hand out a female red.
"This is for Mrs. Liu (Cao Cao's concubine), you take it and send it over, don't break it!"
Cao Cao was stuffed with a female red by his eldest cousin for no reason.
"Look at what I'm doing, why don't you go quickly!"
After the eldest cousin finished speaking, the door was closed with a "bang".
Cao Cao stood motionless at the door for a while before he came back to his senses.
"This hehe" Cao Cao was also generous, thinking that the three cousins were deliberately joking with him, so he smiled and put away the female red and went to Mrs. Liu.
The next day, Cao Cao asked about the fake Cao Cao, and the fake Cao Cao lied and deceived Cao Cao
Ma family compound.
Ma Xiaoquan has been waiting for Cao Cao for almost a month, and he has never seen Cao Cao come over to discuss giving away.
On the first day of returning home, Ma Xiaoquan told Zhao Er that I told you a daughter-in-law, master, and you have to agree if you don't agree.
Now that so many days have passed, Cao Cao will not come.
The more Ma Xiaoquan thought about it, the more he felt a little strange, so he secretly made up his mind and sneaked into Cao Cao's mansion at night to have a look.
Late at night, Ma Xiaoquan put on his night clothes and was about to go out, when Tsing Yi came in.
"Xianggong, where are you going?"
Ma Xiaoquan hesitated, but decided to sue Sù Tsing Yi.
After listening to Xianggong's words, Tsing Yi shook Ma Xiaoquan's arm: "Tsing Yi is going too!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan refused: "No, what are you running around at night in a woman's house?" ”
Tsing Yi was unhappy: "Tsing Yi is a Baiyi clan, and the women of our Baiyi clan are worried about the comfort of their husbands, no matter when or where they are, they can follow!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan: "No, although you are a Baiyi clan, don't forget jì, you are married to me now, be obedient, I will go out for a while!" After speaking, Ma Xiao jumped out of the bedroom without looking back and disappeared into the night.
Tsing Yi pouted and said to himself: "Xianggong doesn't let Tsing Yi go, Tsing Yi will go by himself, hum!" ”
After that, Tsing Yi's figure blurred, and disappeared
Ma Xiaoquan has been to Cao Cao's mansion, so Ma Xiaoquan also has a general impression of the number of rooms and directions in the mansion.
After eliminating some unused vacant houses and listening to some familiar attics, Ma Xiaoquan finally focused on a wing room with red windows and doors.
Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward and secretly listened to the movement in the room.
From inside the room, Ma Xiaoquan heard three different voices, and according to the voices, Ma Xiaoquan judged that there were at least three women around the age of 30 in the room.
"Hmm~~" Ma Xiaoquan exhaled softly, and was just about to continue listening, when suddenly, there was a rush of footsteps not far away.
Ma Xiaoquan hurriedly held his breath, concentrated, and minimized his weight, and then, with a slight jump, he jumped on the roof.
Leaning on the roof, by the moonlight, Ma Xiaoquan saw a tall man knock on the door of this wing room.
"Cao Gong? It's so late, why are you here? ”
"Uh~~ There's an urgent matter, I'm going to go out on errands, so I want to take you out this time!"
"Really?"
"Don't shout, let's talk when you come inside"
The door slammed shut.
On the roof, Ma Xiaoquan whispered to himself: "Cao Gong? Isn't this another fucking name for Xiao Cao, why is this man wrong, there is a problem" Ma Xiaoquan said, quietly climbed to the roof of the wing, opened a crack in the roof tiles, and looked at it secretly.
In the house, the fake Cao Cao took the hands of the eldest cousin and the second cousin, and talked to them in a whisper, while the third cousin was left aside by the fake Cao Cao.
After saying that, the eldest cousin and the second cousin nodded, as if they had promised the fake Cao Cao something.
Sure enough, the eldest cousin said to the third cousin: "Third sister, your second sister and I have something to travel with Cao Gong, you stay in Xuchang!" ”
The third cousin sighed, and then stopped paying attention to the three of them.
The fake Cao Cao and the second daughter gave a few more orders, and then hurried out.
As soon as the fake Cao Cao left on the front foot, the eldest cousin and the second cousin hurriedly began to pack up on the back foot.