The embassy of the East China Sea in Beijing, Hong Chengzhi and others were patting their heads with remorse, and a drunken and unexpectedly big thing came out;

The material supply team came to Beijing from Jinzhou, and a third master of Jia Huanhuan came in a daze, which is said to have been personally assigned by Prince Fu Ning, because he stabbed someone, and was sentenced to be fined for half a year and not allowed to return to Jinzhou;

Hong Chengzhi felt that this was not a big deal, people from the royal family were extremely rare, Fu, Yang, Jia, Jin, the relationship between the surnames was not clear, it is said that except for a female teacher named Yang Lan who is a relative of the royal family and a duke with academic orders, the others are all relatives, and no one is familiar with them, and the relationship is also messy, which makes people scratch their heads; And this so-called Jia Huanhuan Third Master is also not familiar with it, but it is said that he has a good relationship with Fu Wangye;

Come on, let's come, not to mention that I heard that he was still "assigned" over, and let this third master of Huan play in Beijing for half a year and go back, what's the big deal?

But who would have thought that this master was a "bastard", the whole was self-cooked, and as soon as he got out of the car, he mixed with everyone, and a banquet knocked everyone down, and if he didn't drink, he directly poured people hard; When the drunk person woke up, he realized that the "third master of Huan" hadn't drunk much wine at all, and what people drank was water at all!

If you are smeared, you will be shabu, anyway, people are "masters", and they think they are unlucky; But who would have thought that after such a while, the third master of Huan might think that the embassy was not fun, and he actually went to the court to chat and play with the emperor, what is the matter......

Hong Chengzhi has already submitted an application to see Emperor Shunhe three times, explaining that Jia Huan is not a diplomat, but the news answered in the palace is always "The emperor and the third master of Huan have a good conversation, and I don't want to see you now!" ”。

The ghost knows what the "bastard" of the third master of Huan is talking to Emperor Shunhe! Still having a good time? It's good not to be sold!

It's been less than half a day since I met Jia Huan, but Hong Chengzhi already thought that this person was a "big-mouthed bastard" with a rough "mallet", and God knows how many secrets of the East China Sea Kingdom he would leak!

Jia Huan couldn't call back, and he couldn't see Emperor Shunhe, Hong Chengzhi now even had the heart to commit suicide, and sent an urgent message to Jinzhou, the headquarters of the Foreign Affairs Department, to explain, and at the same time needed a solution, but what he didn't expect to wait for was a handwritten message from Prince Fu Ning, just four words - "Got it!" ”

Hong Chengzhi felt that he was too embarrassed, and he couldn't remember how long it had been since he had received Fu Ning's handwritten message, he used to wish he could receive Fu Ning's handwritten message, but now he can't wait to never receive this handwritten message from Fu Ning!

The embassy was full of mourning and gloom......

Hong Chengzhi didn't think of any solution in the end, and sighed helplessly, "-Let him go, count me ......unlucky!" ”

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Jia Huan was left in the palace by Emperor Shunhe,

Three or five beauties, the warm nephrite was rubbed and rubbed, the spring night was ......warm in the hibiscus tent, and Jia Huan's mouth was like a bald duck, spitting out everything;

Emperor Shunhe and Shui Rong were stunned by Zhang Tinghe's idea,—— the effect was surprisingly good, the secret that the maid took out of Jia Huan's mouth was in the sky, but why was this method so damaged? Like the noble and solemn lord of a country himself nodded and agreed to carry it out?

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Forget it, what else isn't weird these days? Just do it according to Zhang Tinghe's idea, anyway, as long as you can find out the secret of the East China Sea, it is a good way, Emperor Shunhe comforted himself, but this kind of comfort even made him feel weak!

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At noon the next day, Jia Huan was called out by the eunuch from the women's pile, "The emperor invites the third master of Huan to the banquet, and the prince of Beijing and Zhang Junji will accompany him."

Jia Huan got up in a daze, pushed away the maid who was about to dress him, and got dressed himself in a daze;

How many years of the habit of dressing by himself has long been accustomed to, and after a while, the maids who were going to dress him have been pushed away countless times, and when he was dressed, he came to his senses and found that he was wearing a woman's clothes by mistake, so he hurriedly changed;

Three or two times, the bald pouted and followed the palace maid who led the way, and by the way, he teased a beautiful "palace maid" who passed by, and waited until the maid and palace maid next to him knelt on the ground, only to know that the "palace maid" who was molested turned out to be a concubine of Emperor Shunhe, so Jia Huan hurriedly dragged the palace maid who led the way and ran wildly;

Emperor Shunhe and the three of them were already seated at the wine table in the hall, and after Jia Huan sat down with his waist bent, Zhang Tinghe sneered and said, "Third Master Huan, how did you rest last night?!" ”；

"Fortunately,—— Uncle Fu Ning said that a woman with no feelings is a pig lying under her, and it is boring, only I understand his words, it is not fun at all, it is tasteless!"

"Poof!" , the wine that Emperor Shunhe had just put into his mouth squirted out at once, and he coughed vigorously; Shui Rong was already so angry that his brain turned blue, and Zhang Tinghe was already dumbfounded......!

There was a woman crying outside the door saying that she wanted to see the emperor, and the eunuch Xia Bingzhong hurriedly walked in and whispered a few words beside Emperor Shunhe, so Emperor Shunhe coughed so much that he couldn't even straighten his waist.

Puzzled, Shui Rong asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Xia Bingzhong replied, "Concubine Pian said that a man teased him just now, took her hand and said that she was beautiful, and the servant asked the palace maid on the side, what did she say seemed to be the third master of Huan?" ”

Shui Rong and Zhang Tinghe were instantly stunned......

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Shunhe's waist was bent and bent, and when he straightened his waist, he pointed at Jia Huan in his hand and looked at Zhang Tinghe with his eyes breathing fire, "Pull him out and cut him for me!" Cut it for me! ……”

Jia Huan was stunned in a daze, "I just took one of her hands and praised it, but she didn't do anything; - I also kissed Uncle Fu Ning's woman, Uncle Fu Ning didn't say anything, you shouldn't cut me, you're stingy! ”

Emperor Shunhe was stunned, "You kissed Fu Ning's woman?" Fu Ning didn't cut you? ”

"Well, you didn't cut me, you got angry, kicked me a few times, asked me to apologize to Ping'er, and let me kneel for a while......"

Shui Rong scratched his scalp, "Just let you kneel for a while......?" ”

"It's not a ......, it's a half-day ......"

Zhang Tinghe opened his mouth in surprise, "Why didn't he hack you to death?" ……”

The two of them persuaded for a while, and Emperor Shunhe, who was finally persuaded to put out the fire, Jia Huan's head was almost lowered under the table.

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Emperor Shunhe finally forced the fire to calm down, comforted himself, and said, "Forget it, I don't care about you, I don't care about you, who makes this world become incomprehensible to me, wait for me to ask you something, you answer well, don't fool me, otherwise I will still cut you, can you listen?!" ”

"Hmm", Jia Huan replied weakly;

"How does Fu Ning plan to deal with the imperial court, how can the imperial court deal with him, tell everything you know, and tell you in detail, I won't cut you."

Jia Huan, "......? - I've told you everything I know! ”

"What did you say? Since yesterday, what you have said is unclear and confused, re-say, 1510, say it clearly! ”

Zhang Tinghe immediately interjected, "Pick up the important things, and explain clearly why Fu Ning rebelled, what step he has taken, and how to deal with him!" ”

"It's too much, I can't tell!"

"If you can't say it clearly, you have to say it, if you don't say it clearly, you will cut off your head, and you can do it yourself!"

“……？ You are unreasonable! - Well, where did I say that? ”

"Say it from the beginning to the end, little by little, say whatever you think, don't make a mess of it, so that I can't understand it; You start talking about why he didn't stay in the court, why he rebelled, what steps he has done over the years, and how the court should deal with him. ”

Jia Huan was confused for a while, and he was so stunned that he didn't know where to start;

Shui Rong looked at Jia Huan in a daze, "Forget it, I see that you are also confused; Let me give you a reminder, you will say it according to the time, first talk about what Fu Ning has done over the years, year after year, and why he did it; Didn't you say that you had nothing to talk to him, and what did he think, and tell him everything you knew. ”

Jia Huan became a little sober at this time, and began to think and say at the same time;

"Oh, Uncle Fu Ning is a mother-in-law who likes to nag; Well, it's not, he doesn't like to talk too much a lot, he is very simple, and he never nags. ”

Zhang Tinghe, "......? - What kind of mess? Does he like nagging or doesn't like nagging? You make it clear! ”，

Jia Huan, "He likes to nag with me, he doesn't like to nag with others; Well, no, he doesn't nag when he talks to me, but he does nag when he lectures others? ”

Emperor Shunhe became popular again in three instants, what kind of mess is this?!

"Okay, okay, don't nag too!" Just tell me why Fu Ning rebelled and how he rebelled, year after year, in detail! ”

Zhang Tinghe slapped the table, "If you talk nonsense, I'll cut you, don't talk nonsense!" ”

Emperor Shunhe was also completely angry, "......, come here, pull me out and 、—— cane to kill!" ”

So the two eunuchs dragged Jia Huan out......

So Jia Huan was really scared silly......

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A moment later, Jia Huan was dragged in again, and Xia Bingzhong whispered to Emperor Shunhe, "I only hit the three boards, and I was already crying unadultly, and I almost fainted from crying." ”

“……？”

Emperor Shunhe glanced at Zhang Tinghe, "It's all your bad idea, what kind of beauty trick and what kind of banquet, let the lord of a country play with him as a stupid boy, what will happen!" Look at it now, play a few boards, and make sure he speaks well! ”

Zhang Tinghe bowed his head in shame.

Jia Huan supported the seat arm with both hands, half-sitting, his buttocks hurt, and he choked with crying;

Emperor Shunhe, "What a bitterness to cry!" You're going to talk well this time, right? - Say, why did Fu Ning rebel? ”

Jia Huan cried, "Uncle Fu Ning said that our world is too backward, people's hearts are too stupid and corrupt, and there are sins everywhere, he is a person three hundred years later, and he is incompatible with the rest of this world, and he will definitely go crazy if he doesn't rebel, so he ran to the chicken coop to rebel." ”

Emperor Shunhe: "Nonsense! There are thousands of people in the world, and I have never seen a few rebels, why is he out of place, if he doesn't rebel, he will go crazy, it's just nonsense! ”

Zhang Tinghe said casually, "That's it!" Fu Ning himself instigated the world and overseas to rebel, how could he complain about this world? The world has been peaceful for a long time, sharing the prosperous world, and people's minds are at peace, it is Fu Ning's own ambition to rebel and poison the world, how can he blame others? ”

Shui Rong said, "I've seen Fu Ning, it's true to say that he is incompatible with this world, but this can't be linked to rebellion?" Besides, when he joined the WTO in Sizhou, why did he want to rebel and go to Ryukyu? In the last years of Qianping, the government was difficult, and he had no intention of looking outside, Fu Ning started in the Ryukyus, when the Manchu Dynasty thought it was just an itch, only two or three years, and the government could stabilize in the Ryukyus, who would have thought that only three years, the government was not stable, Fu Ning had been able to compete with the imperial court, and the speed of rise was simply jaw-dropping! - I'm very strange, if Fu Ning wanted to rebel back then, why didn't he go to Sizhou and go to Ryukyu strangely? ”

Jia Huan was still crying, but his crying was much weaker, "Uncle Fu Ning said that the feudal forces on the ground of the court were too stubborn and huge, and he was also taking one step at the beginning, and he didn't want to rebel at first, but his son was killed, Yang Village was slaughtered, and he was assassinated in Yangzhou. - He said many years ago that he was an extraterritorial mayfly, and his heart had long since died, leaving only his body and some obsessions to go home; As for the rebellion, death is fate, life is luck, he just took the best dog luck. ”

Emperor Shunhe was stunned, and after thinking for a long time, Emperor Shunhe sighed, "He is indeed a dog who makes luck ......!" ——In the last years of Qianping, the sons seized the heirs, the government was difficult, and the emperor sighed to me before he died, saying that he left me a mess and couldn't let go of it; ——When I first ascended to the Great Treasure, Annan poisoned Lingnan, Dzungaria poisoned northern Xinjiang, and the East China Sea plundered Zhangquan and destroyed various sailors in the southeast; In the court, the government is chaotic, the kings are chaotic, and the treasury is empty, so I don't have the heart to care about the affairs of the Ryukyus, so I can only take care of the northern frontier first; By the time I pacified Dzungaria and wanted to pacify the Ryukyus, Fu Ning had already been able to resist the imperial court,—— only a few years? - He is indeed a dog who makes luck ......! ”

Zhang Tinghe opened his mouth, "This ......?" …… But even if there are thousands, this is not the reason for Fu Ning's rebellion? ”

Shui Rong just wanted to open his mouth, but he didn't want Emperor Shun and Emperor had already raised his hand to stop Shui Rong's words,

"Who says it's not,—— in the last years of the first emperor, the sons seized the heirs, and there was chaos in the palace, Master Wu said that Wang Ziteng should be allowed to accumulate military exploits as soon as possible to prepare for promotion and prepare for emergencies. In the winter of the eighteenth year of the emperor, Jiangnan reported that there was a strange businessman, gathering 38 million taels of money in Suyang and Yang, and he made a profit of one million taels in one month, and even made a profit of 40 or 50 million taels a year after becoming a trend, so Master Wu ordered the blood grid to go down to Jiangnan to intimidate this person, and wanted to secretly collect it for use, but he didn't mean that this person could not be frightened, and he ran to Ryukyu to rebel when he was scared; - By mistake, ......, I have lost the talent of the world, but the dynasty has one more great enemy......!

In the final analysis, on the private side, Fu Ning's rebellion is justified, but on the public side, I always don't understand why Fu Ning rebelled; Self-cultivation, family building, governing the country, and leveling the world, this has been the case since ancient times, and the East China Sea is strong, but humanity is lost; does not cultivate the body and mind, does not cultivate temperament, does not respect saints, only engages in tricky and sexual skills; A mad man brought out tens of millions of mad people, slaughtered hundreds of millions of living beings, and poisoned the whole world; - People are unintentional, either fools or playing with fire; Fu Ning is not a fool, it is impossible not to understand this, but why did he rebel and create such a crazy country as the East China Sea Kingdom? Could it be that his purpose is just to destroy the world, and it doesn't make sense?! ”

Zhang Tinghe kept nodding,

"The minister is also confused! -- Today, Juntian is exempt from endowment and does not bear righteousness, and only prospers by plundering foreign races, and if he has no foreign races to plunder in the future, he will not have to divide up the property of the rich, and if this cycle continues, it will not be a disaster to destroy the world;

After the Han Dynasty, the learning of the saints through the ages, the victors of all dynasties have great righteousness in the body, enjoy the dragon vein, and bear the luck, Fu Ning can not understand such a truth, but now there is only one Juntian exemption in the East China Sea, with kitsch and lewd skills, this is not the inside, and there is a lining table but no inside, the country can not last long, the constant can not be kept, its rise is also sudden, and its death will also be ignored; - Fu Ning is not a fool, it is impossible for Fu Ning not to understand, this doesn't make sense?! ”

Emperor Shunhe also nodded, and said to Jia Huan, "Boy, can't you see that the East China Sea is strong, but unintentionally, the destruction is only in the mist, and Fu Ning's death is only in front of you, why are you not worried?" ”

Jia Huan looked at Emperor Shunhe and Zhang Tinghe in a daze, and said after a long time, "What are you talking about...... ”

Zhang Tinghe almost vomited blood with a "poof", "Mother! I played the piano to the cow ......! ”

Emperor Shunhe was speechless for a while......

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After a long period of coldness, Shui Rong finally spoke, and said to Jia Huan, "The emperor means that your East China Sea Kingdom only strengthens the country and does not cultivate your heart!" ——Since ancient times, the prince of heaven and earth, benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith, and the three outlines and five constants have adhered to the learning of the sages, so the court has a heart, the people have a heart, and the world has a heart, but your Donghai Kingdom is shouting to defeat Kong Lao Er, disrespecting the prince of heaven and earth, not stressing benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith, not to mention the three outlines and five constants, in the long run, the collapse of the country is in front of us, and it cannot last long; So, you kid understand? ”

Jia Huan was stunned for a moment, "No, the East China Sea Kingdom believes in its ancestors and believes in Datong!" ”

Zhang Tinghe immediately "cut!" "Joke! - Datong? The people have their own lives and live and cultivate with peace of mind, the officials perform their duties, and the Qingming cadres are Datong, which is the prosperous and prosperous era; How can it be called Datong by slaughtering hundreds of millions of aliens and enslaving tens of millions of Han people like the East China Sea Kingdom?! ”

Emperor Shunhe also said, "Since ancient times, agriculture and industry, each has its own duties, and shared peace, so it is Datong!" But what about your East China Sea Kingdom, regardless of the peasants, the industry and commerce, the disrespect for all things in heaven and earth, and the learning of the saints has been thrown thousands of miles away; Not only that, but you don't respect the kings of heaven and earth, don't pay attention to benevolence, righteousness, etiquette and faith, and don't even allow monks and Taoists to exist. You say, how can such a brutal rule last?! ”

Jia Huan hurriedly said, "No! Uncle Fu Ning said that we talk about science, reasoning, and atheism! - By the way, it also talks about loyalty and vocation! ”

"Loyalty? Vocation? Nonsense! Zhang Tinghe immediately said, "He enslaved tens of millions of Han people and still made people loyal?" Countless people are tired to death in their positions and still ask people to fulfill their vocations? Since ancient times, Xia Wei Shang and Qin Emperor Sui Yang have not been as brutal as Fu Ning is now, and he still asks people to talk about loyalty and vocation, don't you think it's ridiculous? ! ”

Jia Huan was anxious and didn't know how to explain, "No! The people of the East China Sea Kingdom listened to him, admired him, and were willing! ”

Zhang Tinghe immediately continued: "That's because the people of the East China Sea Kingdom have been deceived by him and fooled by him!" ”

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