Shock is followed by surprise, surprise is followed by excitement, and after excitement, Xiao Zhan pinched himself hard to make sure it was true.

Pity...... It didn't hurt, he didn't pinch himself.

"It's like a joke, can't Lao Tzu come? Little Wang Ba Lamb, give me a low profile, Lao Tzu ran out secretly. If you let others know, it is a violation of the Geneva Conventions, you know?! The person who came reprimanded: "Low-key, must be low-key, only low-key is king!" ”

"Old bug!" Xiao Zhan grinned.

The person who came turned out to be Long Xiaoqi, the old man he had settled since he was a child!

"Smack!"

Long Xiaoqi reached out and gave Xiao Zhan a slap and slapped him heavily on the head.

The mother-killer on the side slashed over like lightning, because he saw that Xiao Zhan was beaten, and Xiao Zhan was beaten, he must have to teach the other party a lesson.

"Huh? Damn, the leg kick is good, and it has become an axe. Long Xiaoqi shouted.

A man beside him reached out and caught the mother-killer's leg.

"Smack!"

The tomahawk-like leg collided with the man's arm, making a dull sound, and then the one-legged attack was blocked.

The mother-killer's pupils contracted violently, as if he didn't believe that the other party could pick up his attack with his arm.

"Hey, little one, aren't you convinced?" Long Xiaoqi took a cigarette in his mouth and said with a sneer: "This is the number one body armor by my side, let alone you, even if it is two, you can't do it." Go, go, I'll talk to your eldest brother, how can you interfere? Let's play while we go. ”

Long Xiaoqi casually threw a grenade at the mother-killer.

No way!

Xiao Zhan's eyes widened as he watched the grenade fall towards the mother-killer.

The mother-killer immediately threw himself to the side, rolling over in quick succession to avoid it.

The grenade did not explode, because this was not a grenade at all, it was a lighter, a grenade lighter used by Long Xiaoqi to light a cigarette.

"Hahahaha......" Long Xiaoqi laughed heartlessly, pointed to the embarrassed mother killer and said, "Play with me?" Still want to hit me? Lao Tzu can play you to death in minutes, hahahaha......"

The mother-killer slowly got up from the ground, his face was silent, he looked at Xiao Zhan and then at Long Xiaoqi who was covered with his face, and finally chose to endure it.

He could feel the relationship between Xiao Zhan and Long Xiaoqi, and he could feel that the three people who came out were extraordinary, and they should all be standing on the roof of the world and looking down on all beings.

"Father-in-law, why are you here? Aren't you unable to go abroad? Xiao Zhan lowered his voice and said, "Isn't the world restricting you?" I made an agreement specifically for you......"

Xiao Zhan pulled Long Xiaoqi aside, very happy.

He knew that his father-in-law couldn't go abroad, firstly, because Long Xiaoqi wanted to wash his hands and withdraw from the rivers and lakes back then, and all the grievances in the world were cut in two, no one owed anyone, no one was allowed to seek revenge against him, and he would not go abroad again.

This is an agreement that has been developed by many countries and organizations around the world.

And Long Xiaoqi also abides by the agreement, he really hasn't gone abroad for so many years, no matter how big it is, he hasn't stepped out of the country once.

There is a big reason for this, that is, Long Xiaoqi is afraid that others will seek revenge, and he has a lot of wives and children at home, so of course he has to be on guard.

Besides, what he should have done has been done, and fighting and killing is no longer suitable for him.

"Geneva International Conventions." Long Xiaoqi said: "At the beginning, these eight lambs were afraid of me, so they signed a Geneva international convention for me. ”

"The Geneva International Conventions are international conventions relating to the protection of civilians and victims of war, concluded in Geneva, Switzerland, in 1949." Xiao Zhan looked at Long Xiaoqi and said, "Old man, don't brag, okay?" Do you when I don't know the Geneva Conventions? ”

"You...... You know a! Long Xiaoqi said with an unhappy face: "I signed a supplementary agreement, understand?" Supplemental agreement for me alone! If it weren't for the fact that this convention is too famous, do you think I would have stayed in the country forever? Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, let's talk about you first, why do you say you're so embarrassed? Anyway, you're also the Führer, aren't you? If you get mixed up like this, you're number one! ”

"I ...... Strength has not been restored. Xiao Zhan scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "If my strength recovers, if I ......"

I'm really embarrassed, I was embarrassed and left home, I was almost killed by a terrorist army, if this is spread, he, the Führer, really doesn't know how to mess around.

"Does this have something to do with strength?" Long Xiaoqi glared and said, "Little rabbit cub, why do you think I ran out to find you?" Trying to violate the Geneva International Conventions against my subsidiary agreement? Your mom is looking for me! Hey......"

"My mom is looking for you?" Xiao Zhan blinked.

"Nonsense, of course your mother is looking for me, otherwise what am I running out for?" Long Xiaoqi bit his cigarette and pouted: "Recently, the country's family planning has been liberalized, and I am preparing to have a few more." I made a lot of tiger whips, bull whips, sheep eggs, deer tails, etc., and your mother came to me and told me to come out to you anyway. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Zhan's nose was a little sour, his eyes were a little hot, and he was sure that his mother must have worked a lot to get Long Xiaoqi out of the mountain.

Everyone knows that Long Xiaoqi has completely returned, squatting at home as a guard dog, and he is too lazy to come out again, and there are really restrictions.

"Reach out." Long Xiaoqi said.

"Reach out...... Why? Xiao Zhan stared at the ink clay that Long Xiaoqi took out, not knowing what the other party was going to do.

But he still honestly stretched out his hand, let Long Xiaoqi grab his hand, and pressed it on the ink.

"Press your mudra." Long Xiaoqi, who was biting the cigarette butt, took out a piece of paper, grabbed Xiao Zhan's hand and pressed the bright red finger print on it.

Xiao Zhan looked confused, he didn't know what he was going to do, but Long Xiaoqi asked him to press him, anyway, this is his father-in-law, anyway, the other party will not harm him.

"Hey, hey, hey...... It's done! Long Xiaoqi put up the paper that had been printed by his fingers, patted Xiao Zhan's shoulder and said, "Little rabbit cub, your mother is really not easy, she has made a lot of sacrifices for you......"

This sounded a little wrong, Xiao Zhan's eyes widened, and he stared at Long Xiaoqi.

"Damn, why are you staring at me?" Long Xiaoqi stretched out his hand and patted Xiao Zhan's head: "What is the little rabbit cub thinking about?" I, Long Xiaoqi, stand on my feet with my head on the ground, I know that my friend's wife can't be bullied, I and your mother are in-laws, that is my mother-in-law! Although Lao Tzu can be a dragon in the sky and a ghost in the earth, he will never do that kind of immoral thing. I mean, your mom really made a lot of sacrifices, and as far as my daughters got, which one is the fuel-efficient lamp? Hehe, after all my daughters marry you, the battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will be fierce! Hey, hey, hey...... It's not easy for your mother, it's not easy, hehehe......"

"I just put my handprint on ......"

"Marriage book." Long Xiaoqi bared his teeth and grinned: "The marriage letter between you and all my daughters, as the saying goes, the matchmaker is the life of the parents." If your mother refuses to accept my daughters as daughters-in-law, I'll run out to find you? Just like you, you're stupid! What's just right? What justice is awe-inspiring? It's all fart, it's all bullshit! ”

Xiao Zhan's eyes widened: This TM is a marriage book? Let Lao Tzu marry all the sisters of Long Luoshui? Oh my god, this is going to ruin my rhythm!

"I won't do it!" Xiao Zhan shouted.

"You kid, what do you say?" Long Xiaoqi threw away the cigarette butt and taught in the tone of an elder: "What do you mean by not doing it?" You have to do it slowly! Didn't so many of my daughters-in-law just do it slowly? There is always a time when women do it slowly, and when you are familiar with the road, you can do it hard. Ay...... Although they are all my precious daughters, I can't have children, I have to get married...... I thought it was best for them to be together, even if they weren't happy, the sisters could have a companion to discuss, right? Besides, I watched you grow up, you know the roots, and your kidneys are good, unlike your dad's bastard, he can't do kidneys. ”

Xiao Zhanzhi rolled his eyes: What the hell is this TM? Why is my husband so unreliable!!

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(End of chapter)