Chapter 0121 The leader is really a shrimp!

Tingting looked at him as if she knew why she came, and thought, the bishop is so handsome, it's normal for a lot of people to chase him!

"Hey! This kind of person is so annoying! I don't know her, and I send it in other people's spaces without permission! ”

"I know her."

"Uh..."

"Okay, now it's okay, right? Tingting? ”

"Hmm... Hmm..."

Tingting's face was slightly red, and she wanted to ask him if he had a girlfriend, but she was embarrassed, so she had to wait until another day to ask.

I thought, "Cut! What are you dragging! After the old lady you, let you kneel on the keyboard! ”

“……”

Li Xian's phone rang suddenly!

"Come on! ~Happy~Anyway~... A lot of time~~"

Isn't this bell ringing now killing me?!

Hurry up and pick it up, but it's already managed to attract the attention of the neighbors! This song is simply too sassy!

The other instructors didn't dare to laugh on the spot, only to hold back, and some of them had already squirted their food out of their noses.

It's a very difficult move!

Tingting walked back again, I don't know what to do, with her hearing, she definitely can't hear the voice on the phone.

It's Xin'er calling, and this ringtone must be her ghost too!

"Hey! Do you want me to die if you set this ringtone for me?! ”

"Uh... I'm afraid you'll be abducted by other girls! … If you hear this bell and see it, you will think that you are a big pervert! And then go away~ hahaha! …”

“……”

I'm also drunk, so isn't this girl a scheming?!

"Do you know, with my character, I will be abducted by other women outside?!"

"Uh... I don't care! I'm going to make sure nothing goes wrong~"

"I don't want to lose face??"

Xin'er deliberately pretended to be stupid: "Face is a god?" Is it okay to eat? Hey~"

"It's OK to eat!"

"Ugh."

"What are you calling for? I'm eating! ”

Xin'er heard the noise in the background of the voice, and 'the boss has a piece of shredded pork with green peppers' or something, so she was able to confirm his location, and at the same time she was relieved:

"Uh... Actually, it's nothing, I just want to see your dynamics, what if I do something bad? For example, the scourge of good family women..."

!!!

"Am I such a person?!"

was so angry that Li Xian wanted to turn off his phone immediately!

Tingting approached, as if she wanted to hear who called, Li Xian was afraid that Xin'er would be too worried, so she made a "shhh" gesture to Tingting, and then made a serious call.

At this time, Tingting smiled evilly, and somehow walked behind her, and then gently said to him on the phone:

"Oops~ Sleep over there! ~……”

“……”

And then there was no then......

"Ah!!h

You can imagine Xin'er's anger over the phone...

Get rid of your phone or your ears will be deafened!

Next is to face ten minutes of crazy questioning from Xin'er!

Li Xian wants to cry without tears, he really wants to think about life! Why are all strange women so cheap now?! Xiaomei too, so is Tingting!

It's good to say that the aunt and grandmother on the phone persuaded her to turn off the phone when she was suspicious, and she didn't dare to turn it off directly before, what if she went crazy and went back to her 'mother's house'? Do you want to fight country Y again?

"Go farther!"

yelled at Tingting with an expressionless face, she almost ruined her innocence.

"Oops? Angry with such a deep dive? Don't be so stingy! Just kidding~"

“……”

There was movement from the side outside the door, it turned out that the leaders had entered the cafeteria, walked slowly towards the instructor team, and brought a series of small leaders, who should have come to inspect.

I heard from the vice principal before that there will be school leaders who will come to interrogate and care at noon, so you don't need to prepare much, just answer in a normal way.

Hey! This leader really has that kind of style! Hair like a barcode, thick glasses, a big belly on top of the flick... This is the case with many government officials!

A leader's secretary came over and introduced the other directors to the faculty members.

"Let me introduce to you, this is Liu, this is Li, this is Wang......"

Hoyo! It's all the director! The official is quite big! But this is probably the head of the school's student department, who manages the school's party committee administration.

Before the secretary finished speaking, a person with a barcode next to him walked out and waved his hand:

"It's good for everyone to call me Xiao Nie."

"Huh!?"

Li Xian complained in his heart, if any secretary continued to introduce, he would call him Nie... How embarrassing.

The main leader changed the path, he did not continue to visit the instructor team, but took the big belly to see the beautiful fish tank, this fish tank attracted attention, and anyone who walked by wanted to run to see it.

Seeing this, Chen Yan stopped chatting with Lu Mengmeng, and ran in the direction of the leader in a hurry, thinking:

As the Bishop's right-hand man! It has to play a vital role!

The leader fixed his eyes on the fish tank for a long time and pushed his glasses... Asked:

"What's this?"

The other leaders nodded their heads one after another, expressing their doubts, if there is not even a single creature in the tank, what is the use of just looking good? If you look at it, it's not called a fish tank, but a water tank.

Finding that he was being asked, his head was hot, and Chen Yan exclaimed excitedly:

"Leader, shrimp!"

All the leaders were stunned, and the faces of those school leaders became unsightly.

The leader turned around and was about to leave, and he didn't go to comfort the instructor team, Chen Yan looked at the leader's face full of iron, and suddenly understood something, and quickly explained loudly:

"Shrimp, leader! Leader shrimp! What shrimp!! The leader is a real shrimp!! ”

“……”

The audience was quiet, and only a stunned Chen Yan was left excited.

The leader is gone.

Then there was the laughter of the audience, the teacher who was a little farther away heard everyone laughing, didn't know what was going on, and hurriedly ran around to ask, after learning about it, laughed louder, and dared to say that the leader was blind, did he not want to live in the talent.

Li Xian walked over slowly, he was a little anxious, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed helplessly.

"If you want to blame it, blame it for making people, and consciously go to the principal's office tomorrow... Maybe the demerit will be lessened and turned into a serious warning... You just told the leader that this is a bottle of sea squirt, isn't it over, but you want to say that the leader is blind! … Isn't this an obvious flashlight in the toilet? Yes? …”

"Ugh! … Why didn't I think of homophony before! Yes! I've played it all my life! ”

Chen Yan sighed about life and complained about making people.

"It's not going to be the end of this life..."

I'm too lazy to pay attention to him, U read the book e This thing is to look at it himself...

"Well... I'm going to ask the headmaster tomorrow..."

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In the afternoon, military training will be carried out, and this afternoon there will be a physical examination.

Take the students to the physical examination first, the male is on the first floor, and the female is on the second floor.

A little girl named Xiaohua walked over with a crimson face.

"Teach... Instructor..."

"Did I teach you to be indecisive during military training?"

"Nope!"

Xiaohua shouted cleanly: "Instructor, I'm here today, I'm going to test my physical fitness in a while, I don't know if I can avoid it?" … Still want to... I still want you to accompany me to the physical examination..."

"What?"