Sitting cross-legged on the soft cushion specially prepared by the Yang family, supporting Wu Yuanqing with his head in a daze, a spirit was frightened and stood up. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When he opened his hazy eyes, he saw Kong Yingda with a wrinkled face, panting for breath.

"Shaft, dare to sleep in class, is that how you are a waiter?"

Wu Yuanqing was like being caught by the teacher when he slept in school in later life, he subconsciously touched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly to make excuses: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I didn't sleep well last night, so..." Hey, hey".

Kong Yingda glanced at him, then leaned over and picked up a few pieces of paper on the table and looked at them.

These pieces of paper were written casually by Wu Yuanqing when he was not confused before, but now they are crumpled and there is still drooling on them.

Kong Yingda shook in disgust, and then looked at the paper, and the nostrils that were angry at the moment were smoking, and his beard was blown away.

I saw that on the top of the paper, it was written in words that were twisted and rotten to the point that it could not be repeated, "The child eats on the side of the mourner, and he is not full", there is nothing wrong with this sentence, and it is exactly what I just said.

But the explanation that followed this sentence was too messy, Wu Yuanqing wrote two words of paraphrasing at the bottom of this sentence, and then wrote after the paraphrase: "By the side of the dead, Confucius felt disgusting, and he couldn't eat, so he didn't eat enough." ”

But the original meaning of this sentence is that Confucius ate next to the mourning person, and he never had a full meal, because he had compassion and mourned for others, and his heart was uneasy, so he could not eat sweetly.

Admonishing people to have compassion and kindness.

As a result, it was misinterpreted by Wu Yuanqing as disgusted and disgusting.

There is another sentence on the back piece of paper: "The three armies can win the commandery, but the horseman cannot win the ambition." ”

Wu Yuanqing wrote at the back "This sentence tells us that the general is not as good as the puppet, so we have to learn to be a real puppet".

"Bastard, is this how the old man taught, such an insult to misinterpret the words of the saint, insulting Sven is really insulting Sven" Kong Yingda threw a few pieces of paper into Wu Yuanqing's face and scolded angrily.

"Well, what Mr. said just now is too profound, and the students don't understand it well, I thought this was the meaning," Wu Yuanqing said embarrassedly.

The three armies can win the commandery, and the horseman can't win the ambition, Wu Yuanqing naturally understands this sentence, and the reason why he writes it like that is to be blind and complain to relieve boredom, but he really didn't understand the sentence above, because Kong Yingda quoted a lot of classical Chinese when he spoke about this sentence, and Wu Yuanqing, a person who is accustomed to the vernacular context, was completely circled, so he remembered it first and then figured it out after class, but he didn't expect to be caught by Kong Yingda in class with bad luck.

"Esoteric? These things are so profound that you find them profound. Hehe, I'm angry with the old man" Kong Yingda stroked his chest angrily, and pointed at Wu Yuanqing with a sneer: "Your Royal Highnesses can understand it at such a young age, you are so old that you actually speak profoundly, do you know how to read, have you ever entered school."

"Of course I am literate and have gone to school, and my academic performance has always been very good" Wu Yuanqing said confidently, but he was thinking in his heart that Wu Yuanqing of course this guy is not learning, he is not good at studying, and he has no culture, but Lao Tzu has crossed over to him, and he has been studying for more than 20 years from kindergarten to university, how can he be regarded as a cultural person, you actually suspect that Lao Tzu has not read, it is too much.

"Just the word you wrote that is not as good as a reptile, the old man feels dirty, you are embarrassed to say that you have read and gone to school, are you blind or the husband who taught you is blind" Kong Yingda's mouth was quite damaged, not only scolded Wu Yuanqing, but even those teachers in later generations lay down for no reason.

"Sir, bad words don't mean that your knowledge is bad, you can't beat you to death with a stick, okay" was damaged, Wu Yuanqing naturally wanted to refute it.

"Okay, well, since you say so, the old man asks you, how much have you learned the Analects?"

"It's a pleasure to have friends from afar....... Zi said: "The gentleman is frank, and the villain is a relative." Wu Yuanqing memorized the few sentences of the Analects he knew, and explained the meaning clearly when he was done.

"Finished?" Kong Yingda asked with a glare.

"It's over," Wu Yuanqing nodded with a cute wink.

The princes and princesses laughed, only Changle, the two princesses of Xiangcheng and the crown prince Li Chengqian looked at Wu Yuanqing with some concern.

"Hmph, straw bale," a chubby little fat man among the students sneered under his breath.

The same words also sounded in the shadows outside the door, and if there was a light at this time, you could find that the Tang Emperor Li Shimin was looking at everything that was happening inside with a gloomy face.

And the face of a beautiful woman in palace clothes standing with Li Shimin is also unusually ugly, it is the queen eldest grandson of the nickname Guanyin.

Li Shimin didn't have a court meeting today, but he knew that he was going to have a big class today, so he deliberately got up early, and he was excited to see how his son and daughter were studying, and of course, the most important thing was to see how the newly sealed martial arts marquis and prince were studying Wu Yuanqing, and whether they really met the fairy fate as rumored and exported into poetry.

Empress Changsun will also follow after knowing about it, and she has to care about her son's mother.

As a result, the emperor and queen came quietly, and they heard Wu Yuanqing reciting the Analects, and then they were shocked by Wu Yuanqing's ignorance.

"Second brother, is this Wu Yuanqing, is this the potato and corn he offered, the horseshoe he offered, the face he wrote doesn't know where to go, and the peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze? How could you write such beautiful verses without even learning a few sentences of the Analects? It's absolutely impossible. No, we can't let such a person be the attendant of Cheng Qian" Empress Changsun was about to show up in a hurry.

"Wait, it's too early to draw conclusions, let's see" Li Shimin stopped his daughter-in-law.

Then I saw Kong Yingda sneering again, and said disdainfully: "What you learn is not as good as a five-year-old naughty boy, it seems that you haven't learned much of the Analects, that university, the mean, Mencius, how much have you learned."

In college, I haven't studied the mean, but Mencius has studied a few, but it doesn't seem to be much, Wu Yuanqing shook his head in embarrassment.

"The Book of Songs", "Book of Songs", "Book of Rites", "Zhou Yi", "Spring and Autumn"" Kong Yingda continued to ask.

Wu Yuanqing shook his head more and more embarrassedly.

"You haven't even studied the most basic of the Four Books and Five Classics, you will always memorize the thousand-character text" Kong Yingda's face was as black as if he had been smeared with thick ink.

"Heaven and Earth, Xuanhuang Universe, Flood Desolation, Sun and Moon, Dawn, Chen, Su Lie, Zhang Han, Summer Harvest, Autumn Harvest and Winter Storage, Will Only These Six Sentences Count," Wu Yuanqing asked in a low voice.

"Not as much as I will, shame," said a little princess of three or four years old, giggling crisply.

"Waste, hurry up and get out, don't be embarrassed here" The little fat man who snorted coldly just now stood up and pointed at Wu Yuanqing and scolded.

(To be continued.) )