Chapter 0330: Beauty and King Beijing (2)

Lamei is a very expressive person, seeing that the emperor is happy, encouraging her to continue, how can she not say it at this time?

"Your Majesty, it makes sense for me to say that Jia Fly is embarrassed. www.biquge.info On that day, I took 7,000 men and women from my tribe to Erdaojiang to bathe ....... ”

"Alas, you wait, you said you took seven thousand men and women to Erdaojiang to take a bath? This, you all went together? ”

In the excerpts of Jia Min and Jiang Mingqian, the Battle of Hongshitan and the Battle of Erdaojiang were roughly mentioned. Let's just say that these two battles are pivotal battles. As for the specifics, not much has been discussed.

However, the name Erdaojiang is remembered by Shui Rong. Therefore, as soon as Lamei mentioned the name, he knew that it was related to the Battle of Erdaojiang.

It's just that the war has nothing to do with bathing again, and there are 7,000 men and women in mixed baths?

How did Jia Min fight this battle?

Shui Soluble immediately aroused infinite interest.

"Yes, that's the custom we have there, it's not strange for everyone to take a bath together, you are all well-informed people, haven't you heard of it?"

"Well, this one, ten miles of different winds, hundreds of miles of different customs, we have all heard of it."

"Yes, we've heard of that, too."

The ministers also followed suit, saying that they had heard of it.

No one is too embarrassed to come out and say that they haven't heard of it. If you haven't heard of it, aren't you a person who has no knowledge?

They are all important ministers in the court, how can they not be knowledgeable?

"Early that morning, we were going to take a bath, and Jia Fly hit us with firearms."

"Hey, wait, you're really going to take a shower? Isn't it, I'm afraid I'm going to attack Bukui, right? ”

The water dissolved stopped the words of the plum blossom.

"What? You even know this? I can't hide anything from you. Forget it, since you lose the fight, you are not afraid of being embarrassed. On that day, I really wanted to sneak up on Bu Kui and scare Jia Fly. So, when I met Jia Fly, I said that I went to take a bath. But, guess what, what does that Jia fly say? ”

"What did he say?"

"He even stared at us and lied, saying that he didn't hit us with a firearm, and that he was there to set off fireworks. It's not a festival, it's not a New Year's Day, what kind of fireworks and firecrackers does he set off? Even if you put it, you can't put it anywhere, why do you run to the wilderness and put it? Who is it for? ”

"Naturally, it's for people who go there to take a bath."

Shui Rong humorized in time, causing everyone to laugh.

"Look at you as a person, I thought you were very good, but I didn't expect you to be so bad, it can be seen that in this room, only the emperor is good."

With such a handful of plum blossoms, Yuanheng Tianzi couldn't help but feel a little proud.

"What's next?"

"Then we called Jia Fly to surround it, and there was really no way. I had no choice but to tell all my six hundred female soldiers to strip off their clothes. ”

Well? Isn't it a war? Why did you take off your clothes?

The ministers immediately came to their senses. Although each face is still serious, however, curiosity is aroused.

More than 600 women stripped naked on the battlefield, what a spectacle it must be?

"Well, this, this Xie Baochai, let's fight a good war, what do you say you told your subordinates to undress?"

"Isn't this a call for Jia Flies to be forced out of tricks, I thought to myself, you Han people, all have read the books of sages. The saint said, "If you ignore the indecency, they don't dare to look at it, won't we just sneak away?" ”

"Well, it worked, but did you end up slipping away?"

"What a slip, if it was someone else, maybe it would have slipped away. This trick has been used before, and it all works. Unexpectedly, when I got to Jia Fly, it would be difficult to use. His tricks are too bad. ”

"Oh? What trick did Jia Min use? ”

"He even said that they were here to rob their relatives."

"How did this war turn into snatching relatives again?"

"We have this custom on the grassland, when you meet a woman who is bathing, if the man is not married and the woman is not married, she can rob her relatives. Isn't that just a loophole for him? ”

"Did you end up robbing it?"

"Naturally, we robbed, and just like that, we lost. Even I was robbed, but I didn't take off my clothes. ”

"Did Jia Min rob you?"

"It's not, others robbed it, but he didn't rob it. However, I guess he is also late, everyone else has finished grabbing, and he can't grab it if he wants to. You say, isn't this a robbery of people's daughters? ”

"Well, at that time, the two armies were fighting, and you were not considered a people's daughter, this should be considered a prisoner. However, you said that you also asked someone to rob you, why did you come here again? ”

"Didn't you let us all go later?"

"Since it's a kiss, you should get married, why did you let you go again?"

"I discussed marriage with Jia Fly, it's not that we are repaying the debt, but Jia Fly is scared."

"He won, why is he still afraid of you?"

So Lamei Blossom poisoned the green hat. The stabbing thing was told again.

"Those GIs, seeing the cooked duck flying, were naturally unwilling. However, I don't care about this matter, so I'll leave it to Jia Fly. ”

"What did Jia Min do?"

"He gave the soldiers twenty taels of silver to each of them, and finally said to them, 'If you really want to marry, you can do it, but I don't care if someone cuckolds, poisons them, or stabs them.'" And just like that, the GIs were scared, and we all went home. ”

"You are not bad, Jia Fly once told me that except for the emperor, the people in this room are some confused bad old men, and now that I have come in person, I know that he is lying, in my opinion, you are all good people."

"Alright, I'm done with what I'm going to tell you, you can go back."

You Jia flies, I have said so many good things for you in the court today, and when I blacked you, I finally got out of my bad breath.

"Okay, I'll go back."

Shui Rong promised to go back, muttering in her heart as she walked: Come when she calls, and leave when she calls. The king told her to give the envoy like a fool.

In this way, Lamei used the method of pretending to be crazy and stupid, and gags, to outline a general outline of the war between Bu Kui and the four major tribes.

However, this is almost the whole truth.

So far, she has achieved her first goal: to dispel the emperor's hostility.

Now, she is about to achieve her second purpose, which is the main purpose of her trip.

The plan in his heart has been decided, and Lamei Blossom knelt down in front of the emperor again.

"Your Majesty, the people have said everything that the people should say, does the emperor have anything else to ask?"

"Well, there's nothing more to ask."

"The emperor doesn't ask, the people want to dare to ask the emperor for something?"

"Heh, I still ask me, tell me, what's the matter?"

"The people's daughter neither asks the emperor for officials, nor does she ask the emperor for money, she just wants to ask the emperor for a word. In this sentence, the emperor and the court have nothing to lose. ”

"What do you want me to say?"

"The folk girl has loved beauty since she was a child, and now there are always people who say that the folk girl is beautiful, and she just wants to give the folk girl the name of the flower of Windura, and she is very happy. Neither the emperor needs to be an official, nor does the emperor spend money, no matter how you say it, the emperor is cost-effective. ”

As soon as Lamei said that she wanted the emperor to say a word, the ministers were a little nervous.

The emperor's words, was it said casually? That's Chrysostom.

When I hear that this is the case, I immediately feel relaxed. thought that she was only young, and the girl liked to be beautiful and vain, so she asked for such a reward.

"Oh, that's interesting, okay, I'll promise you. I will call you the 'Flower of Windura', come, pen and ink will wait, I will write it down for you, and when I go back, I will frame it and hang it out, so that others can see it. ”

"Thank you, Emperor Longen."

Yuanheng Tianzi really wrote it down. The great eunuch Xia Bingzhong covered the imperial treasure again. Then he handed the text panel to the plum blossom.

The emperor actually wrote it down in person, and Lamei was surprised, so she knelt down and kowtowed to thank her.

This time, thanks have a lot of truth in it.

She is also a person who understands current affairs, and when her goal has been achieved, she withdraws.

On the surface, asking for the name of "Flower of Vendura" seems to have nothing to do with power and money, and it is even a bit of a child's play.

However, this is the emperor's title, so it's different. When she goes outside, as long as she shines this name, her value will immediately be different.

Even some officials have to be polite to her.

However, so far, Lamei has not thought of more uses for this title. It turned out that he was asking for this, but he was going to use it to deal with Jia Min. so as not to embarrass Jia Min in the future.

This matter was mentioned to Jia Min before Lamei came. Jia Min is also too lazy to care about these things. He even hopes that Lamei will succeed.

With the title of "Flower of Wendura" given by the emperor, she can attract more men to worship under her skirt, and she is busy with stinky beauty and wandering in love every day, but she doesn't have to worry about her having nothing to do and think about rebellion.

Beizhili Xiaozhuozhuang is a village with only about 20 households.

At this time, a horse-drawn carriage was parked in front of a house in the village.

It was a seventy percent new carriage that had just been bought today from a neighbor. It was two servicemen who paid the money.

Some people are helping to load things into the car, although there is nothing valuable, but they are all used to live at home.

A little boy was playing back and forth in front of the car.

There are such children everywhere, and they all look similar. However, the child's characteristics are more obvious, he has hair that is yellower than others. Just like his father, others also call him Huang Mao.

A young woman in her twenties got into the car with her yellow hair in her arms, and the carriage left.

Two servicemen rode horses and walked in front of the car.

One is Jia Lian, and the other is Drunken King Kong Ni Er.

"Mother, where are we going?"

Little Yellow Fur asked.

"Let's go to the imperial capital."

"Where are you going to the imperial capital?"

"Rongguo Mansion."

"When are we coming back?"

"We will be from Rongguo Mansion from now on, and we will not come back."