"You say that Chu Yunzhao, the more you don't have it these days, you still love to gamble, I heard that it is also-alas, don't say it, disaster comes from the mouth! If you want to say that you are going, you can't eat and drink in vain, it's not appropriate to be empty-handed, you have to follow a share, bring something with you when you have money, don't say anything, the Wu family won't pick it up, just show your heart. Have you heard who to stir-fry? ”

"This still needs to be asked, eighty percent - besides Qiu Lanzhi, who else can be remarkable, and others are just a hand when she supports the spoon! What does Mrs. Wu eat and drink at home, we haven't seen anything that is pulled out and scattered, a large group of daughters-in-law and granddaughters-in-law, who doesn't know how to cook? It's just a façade to use others, and it's better!"

One woman said, "A North Korean didn't expect to be able to cook good Chinese food." ”

One woman said, "Although she said that she was Korean, she was immigrated from Japan when she was a child, so she was not born and raised in China, so she has long been changed by Chinese customs." ”

When Tao Zhenkun heard this, he was looking for his mother to cook, and he didn't care about it. But I was still recalling the words of a few women in my heart, and found that the women would also say some obscene things when they chatted together, and these words could provoke his **. It's pitiful to think that I've been married for a few days and haven't tasted what it's like to be a woman!

A woman said: "Old lady Wu has a big birthday, and relatives and friends will definitely come."

One woman said, "Then you don't need to talk about it!"

A woman said: "In addition, Nijiao's mother-in-law is afraid that she will also come, and she hasn't passed the door yet, I don't know if her is her fiancé, will she come, and if she comes, she will also look at what this aunt looks like, I heard what his name is Long Hanyu." People are people with heads and faces, and they do big business, and I heard that there are several shops in the county. Ay! Let's just let, a few relatives are also bare-chested and poor, and no one can count on them!"

Wu He said: "This is 'the poor in the downtown and no one asks, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains', which cannot be compared!"

A woman said: "No matter what time it is, when people go to high places and water flows to low places, it is important to pay attention to whether it is a good match, or people with shoulders and heads close to each other, and seek to be long on the side of the ditch." Niva and Nihuan have not both chosen the sons of the Cheng Yuan family in the village as sons-in-law, although the Cheng Yuan family is not as good as the life of Lin Yang and the two of the previous generation, but there are more acres of land, and they are relatively rich, and they have also gained a foothold in the village, and in the future, they will just fall from the golden nest to the silver nest, and they don't have to worry about food and clothing! This is the fish looking for fish and shrimp looking for shrimp, and the turtle looking for Wang Ba, and it is a good match!"

At this time, Tao Zhenkun, who was hidden in the bud rice field, lowered his head and carefully recalled every word of them, as if he wanted to remember.

The women's laughter was heard again.

When Tao Zhenkun looked up again, he saw that the three women had left with their wardrobes, leaving Wu He still there to wash clothes. Not far away, the three women turned around, and one of them said to Wu He, "Let's go, be careful of being taken by wolves!" ”

The second also said, "It's a male wolf!" ”

The third said, "It's a pervert!"

At this time, Tao Zhenkun saw clearly who the three women were, and the tallest one was Zhang Qi's wife Ma Ya; The medium one is Wang San's wife Qi Yuzhu; The slightly smaller one is Qin Liancheng's wife Han Sixiang. None of their men are fuel-efficient lamps, they are gangsters, and they have a bit of a domineering taste in the village. But the Wu family suppressed it, and they didn't dare to be too presumptuous.

Usually he doesn't like to talk to these women, and sometimes when he meets him, he turns his head and walks away, and some people say behind his back that he has a big shelf.

I saw Wu He turn his head and raise his voice to them and said, "What about it as a male wolf and a pervert, I'll wait here, if I come, it's better, so that the old lady can also open the meat!" ”

The three women hugged their necks, hugged their waists, hooked their shoulders, and walked away laughing.

Tao Zhenkun saw it in his eyes, and muttered and scolded in his mouth: "Look at your good ones can wear a pair of pants, can't you even give up your old men to change them?!" ”

He was thinking in his heart again: Who are Jiao Heng and Hua Rui? Could it be the new couple? Get a chance to see what it looks like!

When he recalled what these women said was very interesting, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, and forcibly held back, but unexpectedly a breath went down his throat, and his stomach swelled rapidly, followed by a fart sound. The sound is too exaggerated to say that it is deafening, and it is inferior to the second kick (cannonball), and it is not crisp, but the sound is sullen, like the movement of a frog jumping into the water. He was stunned by his unexpected fart, when he suddenly heard a popping sound, and two pheasants, a male and a female, flew up a few meters away, flapping their wings and inciting the sound of budding leaves, flying over his head, and it happened that a splash of was pulled on his shoulder. What bad luck! He felt disgusted, so he pulled a bud leaf and grinned to wipe the on his vest.

I saw Wu He looking this way.

He just wanted to turn around and hide, but unexpectedly heard Wu He shouting: "Come out, I see you!" ”

Tao Zhenkun was stunned, hesitated, and secretly scolded his fart for causing trouble, but he still picked up the hoe and walked out of the bud rice field. At this time, Wu He had already stood up, rubbing his wet hands and looking at him with a smile.

He stepped forward hesitantly, his heart beating tense in inexplicability. Subconsciously looked at the three women again, and at this time they had hidden their figures behind a crop at the bend in the road.

"You can hear this fart for two miles, see if the crotch of your pants is torn? I'll sew it up for you? Look at you, you can blow so loudly without a tongue, admire! ”

He smiled with a red face: "One didn't pay attention, didn't clamp it, and slipped out, I didn't expect it to be heard by you, if you deaf your ears, you have to find me to treat it, I'm ashamed!" ”

When Miao Yunchang was alive, the uncle and sister-in-law often joked and amused. After Miao Yunchang's death, he was afraid that someone would gossip, so he gradually became estranged. After a long time, it seems that there is a kind of estrangement invisibly! This time, Wu He joked with him first, so he had a little less scruples.

"Did you hear what we said?" Wu He looked directly at him.

Tao Zhenkun nodded and said, "I only listened to a rough idea, which is funny enough." ”

Wu He was stunned for a moment, as if she was thoughtful, and then the cat's waist picked up the basin, which was full of clothes, she put the basin around her waist and held it, glanced at him, and said in a trembling voice: "After you have lunch, you come here to find me, and I have something to say to you at that time." ”

"What's the matter, you have to get here-?"

"You'll know then." Wu He turned around and left.

Where Tao Zhenkun stood as a sorghum pole poked, people were a little stupid, and some monks were confused. Just thinking about Wu He's moment when he turned around, the expression left to him was a rare shyness. He stood there with his hoe and stared at the slender figure that was gradually leaving, which had appeared in his dreams more than once. Wu He's plump buttocks looked very swaggering in the twisting and swinging, and he couldn't help but have a little hazy lustful thoughts in a trance.

He muttered in his mouth: "Brother Yunchang, you are gone, your sister-in-law is also idle, she is celebrating the festival for you!" Have you had enough of your sister-in-law's body? ”

What could it be? The gods are mysterious and mysterious, which makes Tao Zhenkun fall into the fog for five miles, and he can't guess after searching for dry intestines several times! ――

Tao Zhenkun was full of suspicions, returned home, made love with the black tiger, and saw that there were leftover food ballast residues in the food bowl, as if he had been fed, and there was also water in the water basin. When I entered the house, I saw the cold stove in the clear house, the basin was facing the sky and the bowl was not cleaned up, my father and mother were not in the east room, and Liu Xingmei was sleeping on the edge of the kang in the west room, and there was an antique book next to her, and he could still recognize the name on the title page of the book, which was a "Dream of Red Mansions". She was bending her legs and her head was pointing inside. Her long jet-black hair was braided and pinned behind her head with a yellow hairpin, a slender waist, plump buttocks, and deep grooves. The short-sleeved checkered shirt showed its arms like lotus roots, bent over the cheeks of the pillow, as if inadvertently revealing a bush of brocade and lush fur in the armpits. At this glance, he couldn't help but feel excited, as if he had a voyeuristic quirk, and people were in a trance, as if the blood was frozen in an instant, and he was very helpless in thinking about it. If you can't eat what you eat, you'll be gluttonous! Thinking that his wife would prick his hands like a hedgehog, he was discouraged. Although he sulked at his lazy wife, he did not dare to show it, so he cautiously asked:

"What about Dad and Mom?"

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