Chapter 101: Close the door and release the Buddha
Holding back a smile, I watched the scene that fell silent in the air for a while.
Su Han pretended to be the same enemy, and whispered softly to Qiao'er.
"I can't bear to change this!
If you can endure this, where will the face of the dignified Buddha go?
Even if the Buddha doesn't want to lose face, what should those bodhisattvas and arhats think of him in the future?
What should those little novices in the Pure Land of Bliss think of him?"
This sentence simply speaks to the heart of the Buddha.
He can't bear it!
He also wants to rush up and beat him up according to the hook, and it's best to kill him!
But...... has the intention to kill the enemy, but has no power to return to the sky.
It's not that my Buddha doesn't work hard, but my body doesn't allow it!
looked at the Buddha with a tangled and hateful look.
Su Han knew that even if he didn't have to arch the fire by himself, as long as his physical condition allowed, he would not hesitate to rush up and fight Yinggou to the death.
So......
"Master Yiqi, do you want to take your Buddha down to rest?"
Yiqi was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and when he saw Su Han's sincere face, he looked at his own Buddha and wanted to rush forward, even if he couldn't do it, he would bite Yinggou to death.
After thinking about it, I think it's better to pull the Buddha and Yinggou apart first.
Then he nodded, "That's a bother." ”
As he spoke, regardless of the Buddha's opposition, he helped the Buddha to fall into Su Han's small courtyard.
At the same time that the Buddha and the two came down, the nine idiots who had been drinking tea and watching the play in the courtyard left and returned to the side of the Demon Emperor.
Approaching the Demon Emperor's side, the Nine Idiots muttered something in a low voice, probably to report some relevant information before the Demon Emperor's arrival.
I don't know if the Demon Emperor will turn around and leave with his demon army when he knows that he is his master's apprentice.
However, it is estimated that this probability should be very low.
After all, the Demon Emperor even invited the fat-headed and big-eared Demon Ancestor named Bajie.
With such a stirring up of the people, things obviously can't be easily good.
Fortunately...... He himself is not a soft persimmon that is easy to knead.
Thinking like this, Su Han's gaze fell on the Buddha who had a big hole in his chest, and after knocking on a handful of Bodhi Golden Pills, the wound was still bleeding while healing.
"Qiao'er, can our Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill cure this injury?"
Observing, Su Han asked Qiao'er in a low voice.
"Your Highness, you can. Qiao'er also replied in a low voice, "However, the effect of the Bodhi Golden Pill of the Pure Land of Bliss is not much weaker than our Nine-Turn Soul Rejuvenation Pill. ”
A few months?
Su Han frowned, this was not the effect he wanted, "What about our Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill, which can't be recovered instantly?"
Qiao'er glanced at Su Han with a smile, "Your Highness, this is a wound left by an Immortal Emperor-level enemy.
If our Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill is used on ordinary people, even if the bones are separated, as long as the soul does not disperse, it can bring it back to life.
However, the body of the Immortal Emperor was already powerful, and it could be recovered by ordinary pills, and there was still the enemy's Dao in the wound.
If you want to expel and recover, even our Nine-Turn Soul Restoration Pill will be difficult to cure without three months. ”
"Oh,"
Su Han nodded, "Push me over." ”
Qiao'er didn't know what he was going to do, but he didn't ask much, and pushed Su Han to the side of the Buddha and the poor Zen master according to his words.
At this moment, a poor Zen master is reprimanding his own disciples.
"Er, what are you doing? How did you crush the jade talisman where the Buddha was placed?"
The second goods are very aggrieved, really aggrieved, and he himself doesn't know how to release the Buddha.
"Master, I don't know.
After you gave me the jade talisman, I kept it in my hand to guard against danger.
As soon as I saw that you were injured, I subconsciously used some strength in my hand, and the jade talisman somehow broke itself. ”
After speaking, the second monk also added suspiciously, "Master, have we bought a fake?"
I just asked you not to save that half of the spirit stone, you have to listen. ”
Poor ignored his stubble, looked at the second monk in disbelief and asked, "You didn't chant the spell?"
The second cargo shook his head, "I'm sure I really didn't recite the mantra 'Close the door and release the Buddha'." ”
"So?"
The poor Zen master nodded a little suspiciously, not understanding what the situation was.
was puzzled, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of his own Buddha's junior brother's face black as the bottom of the pot.
"Hey, junior brother, your injuries are serious again?"
"No," the Buddha squeezed a quiet and peaceful smile on his face.
"Senior brother, the poor monk just heard what spell you said......
"Huh?" the poor man was stunned, and then quickly shook his head, "No! The poor monk didn't say anything, junior brother, you heard it wrong." ”
As he spoke, he gestured to his second apprentice with his eyes, "Second goods, tell me, did we say any mantra of 'close the door and release the Buddha'?"
"Nope!"
After receiving the news from his master's eyes, Erwu was very smart to understand the meaning expressed in his master's eyes.
"Look," the impoverished Buddha spread his hands, "we didn't say any spells at all, maybe you were too badly injured and hallucinating." ”
Buddha: "......"
I looked at the first poverty, and then looked at the second goods.
The Buddha nodded silently, pretending to believe it.
With a black face, it looks like no one is allowed to enter.
When they got closer, the first poor and the second goods vaguely heard him muttering quietly.
What is the 'nineteenth layer of hell', what is the 'twentieth layer', what is the 'knife mountain oil pot', what is "three hundred and sixty-five wives", just listening to it probably makes people shudder.
Yi Poor quietly pulled his second apprentice, and the two of them stepped aside, communicating in a low voice that was just enough for the audience to hear.
"Er, you stupid, how many times have you said that you can't recite that incantation in front of the Buddha.
Why did you read it back?"
The second goods were aggrieved, "Master, didn't you ask first?"
"Really?"
The poor fox was suspicious, thought for a moment, and shook his head indifferently, "Forget it, anyway, he hasn't died of anger after so many years."
Not much more this time!"
"Oh. ”
Buddha: "......"
The teeth in his mouth creaked, and he looked like he was going to chop up the bastard master and apprentice and chew the bones and swallow them.
I was angry and sensed someone approaching.
The Buddha subconsciously turned his head to look and saw a face that made the monks almost stunned.
"Amitabha, this little boy is very kind-faced, and he always feels as if he has seen it somewhere. ”
"Really?" Touching his face, Su Han shook his head, "Maybe it's because I have a public face." ”
Buddha: "......"
Maidens: "......"
Everyone who heard this: "......"
Looking at Su Han's face, everyone was stunned.
Big, public face?
Listen, do you speak?
Do you have any misunderstanding about the public?
If you are the face of the public, what face do the public have to show up?
Shouldn't you wear a mask to cover up your ugliness when you go out in the future, so as not to scare people?
It's too hard for the public!
Can it be more public-friendly?
This kind of thought flashed through everyone's mind, whether it was male or female, especially the little monk and the second cargo had the deepest resentment.
"Huh,"
The Buddha smiled awkwardly, trying not to distort his ordinary face, which was inferior to the general public.
"The little boy is really good at laughing. ”
Su Han shook his head and pointed to the Buddha's heart-piercing wound.
"Can I show you this?"
The Buddha was stunned for a moment, surprised that he was not even a monk, and he had the courage to say this.
It's just that, somehow, there is a sense of intimacy from the person in front of him that makes him irresistible and difficult to refuse, which makes him subconsciously nod his head and agree.
Even in order to make it easier for Su Han to see, he tore his clothes and completely exposed the wound.
"Look!"
Seeing that the Buddha was so generous and unguarded at all, Su Han was a little embarrassed to take advantage of him.
However, although he has the idea of making him a thug, it is indeed good for him.
What's more, he can also make his mind clear.
Everyone takes what they need!
Thinking like this, Su Han raised his hand and covered one hand on the Buddha's transparent wound.
The breath of the years overflowed from the palm of his hand, and the Buddha, who was smiling and watching Su Han reach out to touch his wound, was stunned.
In less than a breath, Su Han withdrew.
Asking Yue'er and Xiu'er, who were carrying a basin of water, to help clean themselves, Su Han looked at the Buddha and said with a smile, "Okay, I feel if there is anything wrong." ”
The Buddha lowered his head and watched as if he had never been wounded, as if he had never been wounded.
The whole person was stunned.
"The power of time?"
Su Han nodded, "You can't beat that guy, I see that you don't seem to be able to understand your thoughts."
Now, do what you want!"
Su Han, who spoke, had a cold glint flashing in his eyes.
Close the door and let the Buddha go!
Don't even think about running today!