At this moment, Zhu Zilong has the feeling that Chinese go to the three countries of India and see Indians who defecate randomly!

No matter how others get used to it, Zhu Zilong can't accept it anyway. So, he decided to find a hidden place to poop!

But look at the pitch-black island woods, and think of the mess of little bugs, snakes, and all that Agan doesn't have to wipe his butt with. There are only silver tickets in the personal space, and wiping the ass with the silver ticket is too wasteful. A loser can't be so defeated!

Well, let's go to the village chief's house, the tail of the fishing boat, and raise my ass to contribute to the sea. Wash your ass with seawater when you're done!

Wine is not intoxicating, people are drunk.

The fishing boats parked by the pier were all swaying up and down with the waves, Zhu Zilong's stomach was churning, and his stomach hurt without saying a word, and he ran to the stern and opened the curtain. What immediately catches my eye is the side of a big white buttocks!

"Ah, Azhu. How do you also relieve yourself at the stern? Zhu Zilong's doppelganger hurriedly retreated, making a red face.

"Brother, you go to the bow of the boat, men can't come to the stern to relieve themselves!" Ah Zhu replied very calmly.

So, a strange picture appeared.

People are in three urgies, and Zhu Zilong, who really didn't have time to choose another place, raised his ass on the bow of the boat.

Ah Zhu's sister raised her butt in the stern of the boat, a man and a woman were only about five or six meters apart, chatting while untying their hands. Embarrassment!

You can't see such a picture even in the seaside countryside of the modern 21st century.

"Azhu, why can't men go to the stern?" Zhu Zilong asked from afar.

"Brother, it's not that men can't go to the stern, but they can't untie their hands at the stern. A woman can't even go to the bow of the boat at any time! Azhu replied.

"And this kind of thing? Is this TM a female discrimination? Zhu Zilong's doppelganger muttered something in a low voice, and then asked Ah Zhu loudly, "Why?" ”

"Brother, the reason is like this......" Ah Zhu opened his mouth and described intermittently.

It turns out that this is a matter of the living habits and customs of the Tan family, and history. For example, there are quite a lot of rules for the Tan family, such as this boat, which is their must, so naturally it is full of rules.

First of all, there are women, and no woman can sit in the bow of the boat, because they think it is unlucky to go to sea like that, and the stern is where women should be. Otherwise, it will cause the heavenly punishment of the sea god Mazu Niangniang, and she will die for a lifetime!

Of course, it is incomprehensible to be someone else. After all, you TM even Mazu Niangniang is a woman, and you still despise women so much, so hanging, do your family know? Embarrassment!

Also, listen to Ah Zhu at this moment. In terms of the architectural customs of the Tan family, the traditional Tan people believe that it is unlucky to build a house with bricks on land, and they are reluctant to live on the shore. One is afraid of offending the ancestors, and the other is afraid that the boat will not go well.

Of course, Zhu Zilong listened to it, but there was no malicious speculation. It must be that their ancestors were too poor, and they have been passed down for a long time, and what is wrong should be the truth!

As for the Tan family, it is forbidden to die or give birth to children on board. If this happens, you must go ashore and stop working for a month, and at the same time buy a rooster to be hung on the boat. Boats that have been filled with dead people will be destroyed or sold. A woman's cry is "sigh" when she gets married, and "cry" when she is dead.

Anyway, Zhu Zilong is even more incomprehensible, and he doesn't want to discuss it in depth, so there is no limit to complaining.

Soon, the ten-minute chat on the ship ended. When Ah Zhu jumped off the boat, the sea breeze blew the corners of her clothes, revealing the tattoos on her belly.

"Huh? Azhu, why did you get a tattoo of kelp on your belly? Zhu Zilong's eyes were sharp, and he suddenly blurted out.

And while talking, Zhu Zilong also pulled up his pants and jumped off the boat. Then pull up the corner of the coat, revealing a green dragon tattoo on the back.

"Look, the ones in the sea are either sharks or dragons. You're too much to tattoo kelp! ”

"What kelp, brother, I'm a sea snake!" Ah Zhu stomped his feet when he heard this.

"Sea serpents?" Zhu Zilong's clone strongly said: "Embarrassed ......"

The level of painting is also a little too bad, but fortunately the tattoo area is not large. Otherwise, the girl will be ruined!

Ah Zhu was naturally not convinced, and immediately said that the Tan family claimed to be the descendants of the sea snake (dragon) god, and liked to tattoo a sea snake (dragon) on the body, both men and women.

The snake (dragon) has nine sons, and the children are different, and everyone has a different tattoo of the sea snake, which is normal. Besides, there are more people in the Tanka family who are poor and uneducated, and it is normal to have almost tattoos.

As if to prove something, I saw Ah Zhu run to a few women from the Tan family who passed by, and also mentioned the corners of their clothes. Sure enough, each of them had a sea snake tattooed on their belly.

Well, those sea snake tattoos are uglier than the ones on Azhu's body. Embarrassment!

This is from more unlucky people, to find self-confidence, I went to buy a watch last year, super wear-resistant.

Zhu Zilong's doppelganger sighed heavily, stepped forward and patted Ah Zhu's shoulder, and said, "Ah Zhu, people have to face reality." Well, when I have time, I'll take you to my hometown, and then I'll give you a bigger, prettier sea serpent tattoo as well. Impeccable, majestic and domineering kind, okay? Mess with me in the future! ”

(One of the unique skills of the miracle doctor An Daoquan is to remove the tattoo without leaving a trace, which can be used just right)!

Just when Zhu Zilong was full of confidence, it was strange that the original female man Ah Zhu suddenly blushed.

Then, Ah Zhu gave Zhu Zilong's clone an extremely affectionate look. jumped back on the stern of the boat and sang loudly, what Zhu Zilong didn't understand.

However, seeing that the number of onlookers was increasing, and pointing at Zhu Zilong and Ah Zhu from time to time, he giggled and laughed.

Zhu Zilong felt a sigh in his heart, feeling that he might have stabbed the customs and habits of the Tan family again.

Until the men showed jealousy, the village elder Hong came over to congratulate Zhu Zilong, saying that Azhu agreed to his marriage proposal. When he, who was a grandfather, also agreed, Zhu Zilong's smile stiffened on his face.

Sure enough, in the world, it is not strange that there are many people in the "pit". The death of his own doing, no matter how speechless he is, he can only admit it!

There are more and more Tanjia people who came to congratulate Zhu Zilong's doppelganger. He looked up and took a serious look at Ah Zhu in the moonlight. Zhu Zilong found out that she was actually quite beautiful!

Although the skin is a little darker, it is also a healthy wheat color. And a pair of eyes are big and bright, and there is a circle of bright white jade teeth.

Although the height is not too high, only more than one meter and six points, the bust is only a D cup, a very standard devil figure.

The skin may be a little rougher, but it is also the essence of working people, not to mention that no matter how rough it is, it is stronger than the skin of Western women. And there is no weird body odor, and the pores are not enlarged!

It won't take long to get married and take care of it. The hall that must be entered, the kitchen, the soft bed, and the good baby!

Anyway, the doppelganger is in front of and behind people, which is equivalent to another person, not a prince, nor a modern person. You don't have to be reincarnated again, you can try another life, which is actually quite interesting!

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