"Ladies and gentlemen, good morning, my name is Wu Xiaohu, a 17th graduate of the School of Management of Chongqing Technology and Business University, majoring in human resources, and I am 22 years old this year."

In the conference room of a company in Beijing, a young man in a suit was introducing himself, looking calm and calm, but the fine sweat on his forehead betrayed him. There were four interviewers sitting opposite him, two men and two women, all with friendly smiles on their faces, but Wu Xiaohu knew that this was not a kind of performance that they were very satisfied with, and he knew that this was the basic level of an interviewer, so as to reduce the nervousness of the interviewee as much as possible, and let him show his best side as much as possible, except for the pressure interview method.

"Hello, Wu Xiaohu, which part of the six modules of human resources are you most interested in?"

One of the male interviewers took the lead in asking questions, his tone was calm and gentle, his face was still the kind of professional smile that had been on the battlefield for a long time, and his eyes were so gentle through black-framed glasses, but for Wu Xiaohu, this is not a kind and friendly uncle, and he may be a peer in the future, so he naturally knows the murderous motive hidden under this seemingly simple and random question, and the so-called hidden knife in his smile is nothing more than that.

Wu Xiaohu sorted out his thoughts a little, deliberately showed a thinking expression, cleared his throat and said: "Well, for me, human resource management is not the most interesting part for me, human resources is an industry full of wisdom, six modules throughout the human resources work, interlocking, each module is indispensable, the focus of low-end human resources companies may be only one of the modules, although there is also a market, but it limits its own development, For a well-known HR company like yours, I think we need staff who are proficient in all modules of HR and then assign them to positions that they are best at. ”

Wu Xiaohu said, a middle-aged woman smiled kindly, and nodded slightly in affirmation from time to time, but Wu Xiaohu knew that this was just the basic quality of the interviewer, Xiaohu said this, and secretly wondered in his heart, he deliberately said some more vague words, revealing a lot of flaws, they may deny their own idea, or they may ask which part of human resources they are best at. The middle-aged female interviewer smiled and asked: "Then since you have such an idea, then I am a little curious, I looked at your transcript, your grades in each subject are not excellent, medium level, then what is your understanding of mastery?" ”

I'll go, Wu Xiaohu was shocked in his heart, this woman is really ruthless, your sister's is actually talking about hard injuries. Wu Xiaohu still looks like he is in his chest, but he has already begun to scold his mother in his heart, which idiot told me that this company does not look at the report card. At the same time, Wu Xiaohu cleared his throat and said: "I think that the human resources industry is different from other industries, its theory is changing with each passing day, when I was in school, I had to see a lot of the latest theories of human resources has been the latest model of the human resources industry, I found that many of the theories I am learning are actually outdated, for textbook knowledge, in fact, it is not rote memorization, it should be to establish a concept in the head, set up a direction sign, and then more to explore by yourself, Human resources pay attention to the best use of people, of course, we should learn the same, and there should be the most perfect distribution of energy. ”

Subsequently, Xiaohu said all kinds of novel theories in the field of human resources that he saw in college, and he was a little nervous at first, and then he became more and more relaxed, fortunately he saw more at the beginning, but then again, the human resources industry is indeed the same, textbook knowledge can not be transformed into your ability, its difficulty lies in the actual work, and even sometimes you can not apply what you have learned.

Half an hour later, Wu Xiaohu walked out of the conference room, out of the company, standing outside the company, he exhaled deeply, it's finally over, no matter how much you know about the interview, you will still be nervous when you face it, okay, it's over, life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky, the master is going to hi. I took out my mobile phone and wanted to call my classmates to come out at night, but my hand froze. Wu Xiaohu smiled helplessly, thinking that he was at school, everyone went their separate ways, where is there still time to come out, just graduated, when he was a student, the whole drama ended. Wu Xiaohu looked up at the not so blue sky in Beijing, and sighed in his heart, people always have to grow up, and then enter the society and work hard, Xiaohu, you have to be conscious, otherwise how to buy a house in Beijing in the future, how to marry a daughter-in-law. Thinking of these, Xiaohu couldn't help but feel a lot of pressure on his shoulders, but he was also full of motivation to move forward.

Back home, the two younger sisters who were still on summer vacation were playing ukulele in the house, singing softly, and when they saw Wu Xiaohu coming back, the eldest sister Wu Xin asked, "Yo, you're back, how was the interview?" The little sister Wu Qian also asked mischievously: "Yes, yes, how is it, is there a big chance, is it going to work, is it going to be paid, can you buy me clothes, as well as cosmetics, shoes, and... ”

"You stop me, you haven't even skimmed the eight characters, you are worried about my salary, you are really my good sister, hehe."

"No, I've been thinking about it for months, and I've got a lot of clothes in my shopping cart, as the saying goes, everything is ready, and I only owe wages, hahaha."

Wu Xiaohu rolled his eyes and said, "You think beautifully." Then he went into his room, put down his bag, took off his blazer, untied his tie, and lay down on the bed, closing his eyes and recuperating. The mobile phone rang and suddenly remembered, Wu Xiaohu frowned, picked up the phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number, and it was estimated that he had notified himself to go to the interview, and after connecting, a familiar voice came from the opposite side: "Tiger, your father Dong is back, hahaha." ”

Wu Xiaohu's head was black, sister, it turned out to be her own small hair, and she was happy in her heart, but she couldn't be convinced: "Yo, isn't this my eldest grandson thief, you are coming back from the ocean, where, the master is driving to find you." ”

"Yo, it's okay, take the notebook, can you, scumbag, don't die halfway through."

"Is it okay to owe it, Pi'er is loose and will give you a tight post later, okay, talk well, how long will you stay this time."

"I stayed until the end of September, and then returned to the UK to continue my graduate studies. I just arrived home yesterday, gather tonight, go to Houhai to drink, I have already called Su Qin, when the time comes, I will drive him up, you can drive by yourself. ”

Wu Xiaohu was happy in his heart, thinking that his brother and son hadn't gotten together for a year, and said, "Okay, at seven o'clock in the evening, we'll see you at the sea." ”

"Okay, who's late for the grandson."

"Yes, you said it, hang up."

"I'll see you in the evening."

After hanging up the phone, Wu Xiaohu still had a smile on his face, this thing comes back so suddenly every time, I haven't seen him for so long, I really miss it very much, I grew up together in the army compound at the beginning, and we mixed together every day, the court, games, and the NBA, how beautiful it was at that time, day by day, but now, they have all moved out of the army, everyone is separated, and the places where they study are different, there is a lot less time to meet, and they can play together for more than ten days a year. There will be more time to get together. Wu Xiaohu is still full of joy that his old friend is about to be reunited, but he doesn't know that tonight's trip will completely change his life.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Wu Xiaohu had already changed into casual clothes, big board shoes, slacks, plus a red hoodie and a black silk cap, looking at himself in the mirror, yes, this kind of dress is still suitable for him, walked into the living room, and said to his two younger sisters: "Dong Ze is back, I'll go to him for a drink, and wait for my parents to come back and talk to them." ”

Wu Xin glanced at him and said, "Remember, don't drink while driving, don't drive when drinking."

"What nonsense, your brother is a life-sparing person, slipped, bye-bye."

"you off"

"Hey, dead girl."

Wu Xiaohu's family lives in Changping, drove an hour to the city, just got off the highway, the road has begun to become congested, Wu Xiaohu pondered to park the car in the area of Gulou Street, now go, there should be a parking space, just thinking, found that there was some noise and chaos ahead, and even saw a few policemen, and there were people wearing white coats.

"What the hell, what are you doing in front?" Wu Xiaohu muttered to himself. An unkempt man rushed out of the crowd, holding a long sword in his hand, waving it wildly, and everyone dispersed in surprise.

"Oh my mother, this is a hell of a nervous disorder." The neurotic in Wu Xiaohu's eyes was dressed in coarse cloth clothes from ancient times, with a belt around his waist, he was tall, and the handwriting could still be faintly seen on his face covered with dirt, holding a square wooden box in his left hand, and shouting loudly: "Wait and retreat quickly, otherwise Hugh blames me for the ruthlessness of the long sword in my hand." ”

"This stupid hat is psychotic, one shot will collapse for you, and the long sword is ruthless." Wu Xiaohu shook his head and mocked, but at this moment, fate made him look at this "neurotic", Wu Xiaohu was shocked, this thing is looking at me? "Neurotic" suddenly rammed, three steps and two steps, and rushed to the front of the little tiger car, Wu Xiaohu was taken aback, your sister, Usain Bolt, hurriedly reversed, but "Neurotic" was very athletic, jumped on the front of the car, and even kicked and chopped the windshield of the front of the car, sat in with a butt, and put the long sword against Wu Xiaohu's neck, Wu Xiaohu was stunned, never thought of the series.

"Dude, let's, let's, let's calm down, I didn't arrest you."

"Take me away immediately, I see that your mechanism is very wonderful, go back immediately, otherwise don't blame me for the ruthlessness of the sword!"

"Okay, buddy, you calm down, calm down, I'll take you back, but, buddy, the back is high-speed, let's drive back is the wrong way, or else, let's drive forward, I..."

"Xiao Er Hugh is going to lie to me, go back immediately, or I..."

"Okay, okay, buddy, listen to you, listen to you."