"I heard that your grandmother was hacked to death by thunder, and your grandfather went out to work and never came back, right? At that time, I didn't listen too closely, but I just listened to my father and mother say a few words half-spit and half-swallow. ”

"Yes, it's all old! Let's not talk about this, it's all tears! Do you miss your mom and dad? ”

Liu Xingmei said: "I don't want to! ”

"Why?"

Liu Xingmei said with a tense face: "Who told them to force me to marry you idiot?!" ”

Tao Zhenkun didn't care, so he smiled and said: "Marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog." You still want to be a mother, but do you have that life? Don't have a heart higher than the sky, life is thinner than paper! Now that the raw rice is cooked into mature rice, you still have to revolve around me every day? The woman is the donkey, the man is the millstone, you have to revolve around me every day. ”

"Listening to what you say seems to be discriminating against women, if there are no women, wouldn't all men be singles? Don't forget, your mother is also a woman! ”

Tao Zhenkun smiled and asked, "Now you know that your arms can't twist your thighs, right?" Obedience is a woman's virtue. ”

Liu Xingmei sighed lightly and said: "Women are born with three points more despicable lives than men, and what I admire most in history is Wu Zetian, who won glory for women."

"Although she is a female emperor, her life is not good, and she lacks children and girls!"

Liu Xingmei said faintly: "You even know this, it seems that I underestimated you." Hey-if you want to say that you don't want to be a lie, they are the father and mother who gave birth to me and raised me after all! I also think that my brother and sister-in-law, and nephew are fat. ”

"When I'm free, discuss with my parents, I'll take you back to your parents' house to see what happened?"

"Really?"

"A gentleman's word."

"Horses are hard to chase. That's great! As soon as Liu Xingmei was happy, she put her arms around Tao Zhenkun's neck and kissed him on the face.

"I like this way of thanking." Tao Zhenkun was so beautiful that he almost had snot bubbled out.

Liu Xingmei sighed: "The daughter who marries out, the water that spills out, women are born with a bitter life!" ”

"But—no!"

"What's wrong? Just and retract! ”

"No, it's just - I'm not afraid of encountering wild beasts on the road, I'm afraid of robbers, and the Japanese puppet army, you are such a beautiful beauty, what if you are robbed to be a cottage lady or ruined by well-dressed beasts? I don't want to be the commander of the light pole anymore, this is also for the sake of safety, you have to understand! ”

"Then I don't know when we will see each other again!" Liu Xingmei was a little sad, and her eyes were red.

"Plum!"

"Hmmm! Do you remember my nickname? ”

"Unforgettable, how can you forget. Meizi, Meizi, I like to call you that, will I call you that in the future? ”

"Whatever, it doesn't matter if you call grandma!"

"Then I want to ask you, when I went to pick you up, why were you unwilling, and in the end, what did your grandparents say to you, and you were willing?"

"Why did you remember this?"

"Tell me, I want to hear it." Because Tao Zhenkun has a sense of gratitude to Liu Xingmei's grandparents, if there is no persuasion from the two old people, if Liu Xingmei's twisting strength can't be loosened, it will really be in trouble. went to marry the bride with great fanfare, if he couldn't get it back, the Tao family's face would be lost! It's just that now she no longer has curiosity about Liu Xingmei daring to ride a donkey, with her pungent energy, let alone riding a donkey or riding a camel.

"If you want to hear it, I'm not going to tell you."

"Why?"

"It's better not to listen, so as not to hurt your self-esteem!"

"You've become the person in my bed, and I still care about self-esteem or not."

"I don't want to say it, it's not interesting to say it!"

"It's okay not to listen."

Tao Zhenkun didn't force her, if the good words were pleasing to the ear, and the bad words were disturbing, he simply didn't ask. He smiled slightly embarrassedly, and couldn't help but reach out again and touch Liu Xingmei's sexy ass and said:

"You said this old sow is feeding for the sake of giving birth, this woman - I heard that women with big butts raise boys."

"Would you like to take your dog's paws away?!"

"What, you can't touch your tiger's ass?"

"You can't touch it!"

Tao Zhenkun had no choice but to take his hand away and say, "Hey, tell me, let's talk about it, we didn't make a lot of fuss about it, why can't you see you on your horse?" It looks like you're a mule cunt - in vain! ”

As soon as she heard this, Liu Xingmei seemed to have been stung in the ass by a scorpion, and immediately became anxious, suddenly sat up, stretched out her hand to copy the broom pimple on the side, and wanted to perform family law service to him.

Tao Zhenkun was so frightened that he jumped up from the kang, jumped off the ground, scattered barefoot and jumped out of the house at a speed of 100 meters, and ripped off the curtain of the door embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water. Liu Xingmei refused to let go, and she didn't bother to put on her shoes, she chased after her with a broom and a pimple, and she vowed not to give up if she didn't beat him violently. What an abominable guy who doesn't speak well!

In the courtyard, she aimed at Zhun'er, and the broom flew out of her hand, heading straight for Tao Zhenkun's back, but she still shouted in her mouth: "Fight!" ”

This time it wasn't as bravado as last time, and the broomstick played a special role with a long history.

Tao Zhenkun turned his head to stare at the broom flying, turned around sideways with agility, and dodged the powerful "hidden weapon", which shows that his kung fu and Miao Yunchang have not practiced in vain, and he deliberately made a stumble under his feet, and in the eyes of others, he made a dog to chew! This funny action was enough to make Liu Xingmei smile, and her anger was immediately reduced by half.

There were two nests of swallows under the eaves, and the four frightened parents fled in all directions, hovering in the air with a shout, thinking about the children in the nest. Nestling upside down by a row of rafters, the two delicate nests are calling to their parents to feed them with their immature calls.

If this fleeting scene seems to be a classic in the eyes of others, it is harmless in the eyes of Tao Qisheng and Qiu Lanzhi!

"What are you guys doing here?!" Qiu Lanzhi shouted.

Liu Xingmei pursed her good-looking mouth and said, "He bullied me!" ”

Qiu Lanzhi said: "This is a hooligan and a bully, and it's not a long time, I think you are bullying him, so I don't see you playing hooligan and molesting him!" ”

Tao Qisheng glared at his wife and said: "What is this, don't say it if you can't say it, let others laugh and lose your big teeth when you hear it, it's not enough to be ashamed?!" ”

"She's a wicked person who sues first, and she's messing around!" Tao Zhenkun picked up the broom and said with a smile on the side.

"It's okay, they're joking!" Qiu Lanzhi saw that the little couple was not really angry, so she put her mind at ease.

Tao Qisheng couldn't tell what it was like in his heart.

Qiu Lanzhi looked at her husband's cold face and said: "You have an old Chinese saying, 'One bad can't be tied to two donkeys', what's the matter, isn't it that the two donkeys don't fit together?!" ”

Tao Qisheng couldn't help but glared at her and said, "The words are inappropriate, the more you talk about it, the more unreasonable it becomes!" ”

Liu Xingmei didn't hear the conversation between her in-laws clearly, she looked at the preliminary preparations being made by her father-in-law and mother-in-law for the "coffin", and she was puzzled, but she didn't step forward to confirm the truth of Tao Zhenkun's words. She glanced at Tao Zhenkun fiercely, and her eyelids seemed to hate him to the ground. Still, she pursed her lips and smiled, and turned back into the house, slamming the door shut.

Tao Zhenkun was timid, and didn't dare to enter the house, so he went to tease the tethered black tiger.

The husband and wife, who were working as carpenters under the almond tree, were held up like umbrellas by the lush leaves of the huge apricot tree, blocking the blazing sun above their heads and keeping them in the shade.

Tao Qisheng looked at the little couple in his eyes, sighed helplessly, and said: "It's not that the enemies don't get together, how did our family come up with these two living treasures, it's really embarrassing, what kind of system!" ”

"Young people are just happy, they have done all morning's work, they are not tired, and they still have the heart to poke and tease!" Looking at the two people full of youthful vitality, Qiu Lanzhi is really envious, because she herself has gone through this youthful age, but she has let the solemnity and elegance restrain the liveliness and coquettishness hidden in her nature.

Tao Qisheng looked at his son and shouted angrily: "Go and add some grass to the donkey!" ”

"Hey!" Tao Zhenkun readily agreed, got up and went to add grass to the donkey.

"Be careful not to stick your feet, you don't even care about wearing shoes!" Qiu Lanzhi admonished, and glanced helplessly at the house. I was muttering in my heart: What kind of wife did Zhenkun marry? I've never seen anything like this!

Tao Zhenkun walked over and pinched a large handful of grass on the grass, and the black donkey in the circle shook his head and tail happily. So he threw the grass into the pen and watched the donkey bow its head and graze. He leaned over the railing of the ring, leaned over to stroke the smooth fur of the donkey, put his mouth close to the donkey's ear, and said with a grin:

"Old friend, tell you a good news, it's too late to tell you now, don't blame me, Liu Xingmei let me ride, you are happy for me, right?"

As if he understood him, the donkey raised his head, arched his hand with his mouth, and lowered his head to continue grazing.

Tao Zhenkun sighed again and said: "Donkey, donkey, you haven't gotten off the horse for two years, and you don't oppose the group (estrus), did you affect her, why aren't you pregnant?" What kind of competition are you two doing! ”

After he found out that he was really talking to himself about "playing the piano to the donkey (ox)", he laughed stupidly. He didn't want to think about it, could this woman get pregnant as quickly as farming and growing vegetables?

Tao Qisheng withdrew his gaze from his son, there were tears flashing in his eyes behind the lenses, he glared at his wife and said: "Look at the son you gave birth to, he is not stupid, he can't even clean up his wife, what a bad thing, not a good thing!" ”

Qiu Lanzhi said angrily: "You take the good things, and the bad things will be pushed on me, no matter how you say that he is also your 'seed'!" ”

"I don't know which wild man you pulled it from!" A cloud of shame and hatred quickly rose in Tao Qisheng's heart, but he just disguised it in his expression.

Qiu Lanzhi was taken aback and hurriedly said, "If the child hears this, do you say that you are still a person?" It's not too contemptible to say this, how can you be a father like this, take a basin and buckle it on your head! In my opinion, this is not the right and the bottom is crooked, don't forget that you were also this virtue when you were young, and you are embarrassed to say it?! ”

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