Chapter 20: The Ridiculousness of the World

After a big ugly, Zhang Fan honestly followed Zhao Li to continue learning archery, and when his spirit recovered, he used the Eagle Eye Technique, hoping to trigger the stealing skill. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

In this way, I was busy until the sun went down, and I used the Eagle Eye Technique twenty times, but the stealing skill was not triggered once, but the archery level improved, and I could finally hit the target within ten meters.

In the evening, the people who train in the school field go home to eat, and the ancient people are very time-conscious, unlike the current people who always work overtime or something, working at sunrise and resting at sunset. Zhang Fan had no choice but to go home for dinner.

After dinner, as usual, it was the daily storytelling time, and before going out, Zhang Fan joked at Mo'er:

"Mo'er, let's go together!"

Mo'er gave him a blank look, "Go by yourself!" It's obscene, so I won't go! ”

Zhang Fan laughed and walked towards the auditorium, and when he arrived, he unexpectedly found that Kong Jianxi was also there, and greeted each other, Zhang Fan continued to turn on the storytelling mode......

As he spoke, he suddenly caught a glimpse of two familiar figures in the corner in front of him on the right - Mo'er saw him looking in this direction, and immediately hid behind the step trainer, who was wearing a white face scarf to cover his face, and bowed his hand generously......

Ordinary people wearing a face towel may arouse suspicion, but many people in the cottage have seen the ghost look on her face, and they don't feel strange to see her wearing a face toil, and they are grateful that she didn't continue to destroy her glasses.

Still talking about two retrospectives, after Zhang Fan and Kong Jianxi said goodbye, they went back to their residence directly......

In the following week, Zhang Fan was like this every day, starting the live broadcast in the morning, going to the school field during the day to practice archery, while stealing skills, going to tell stories in the evening, sleeping at night, and practicing knife throwing in the room by the way.

He decided not to tell anyone about the knife throwing technique, and he wanted to use this as a hole card to save his life when it was critical.

didn't trigger the stealing skill for seven days, Zhang Fan almost collapsed, but the system won't deceive, after all, there is a 5% chance, as long as you stick to it, it will be successfully triggered after all.

However, after a week of live school archery practice, everyone's enthusiasm has dropped a little, and there are a lot fewer rewards.

Many sailors reported that they didn't want to continue watching the practice of arrows, and some directly abandoned him and ran out to watch the big-breasted female live broadcast room next door to watch the ball. No matter how delicious a thing is, you will get tired of eating it every day.

In order not to make everyone feel bored, Zhang Fan has deliberately increased the frequency of interaction in recent days, and has also regained some popularity.

On the morning of the eighth day, Zhang Fan came to the school as usual, and soon after opening the live broadcast, Zhang Fan began to interact with everyone:

"Now let's play a game together, you can say a word casually, and I'll translate it into ancient Chinese for you and see the effect, okay?"

☆ Fallen Angel: "Let me start with one: if people don't have ideals, what's the difference between them and salted fish." ”

Zhang Fan translated: "The dried ruts and remnants of the carp will dry up at dusk; People have no ambitions, and they are different. ”

The growth of a rich man: "What about this? Don't fall asleep, hey. ”

Zhang Fan translated: "The days are short and the nights are long, why not travel with candles." ”

Zhang Maokui: "Try this! You're such a cow, do you know it? ”

Zhang Fan translated: "The male sword in the waist is three feet long, and the Jun family is strict and ci knows it." ”

Dongfeng ~ Rise: "666, what about this?" I'm so tired. ”

Zhang Fan translated: "The shape is like a wreckage, and the heart is like ashes. ”

Maikai Mind: "Look at me: My heart is almost broken. ”

Zhang Fan translated: "The square inch is confused, and the spiritual platform is destroyed. ”

Xiaoyao °○ Demon: "Hahaha, I unilaterally announced my marriage to XX. ”

Zhang Fan translated: "I am willing to speak out of the family to marry the two surnames." ”

Bai Ye's soul: "Ahem, what about this?" Say the important thing three times. ”

Zhang Fan translated: "It is difficult to say a word, and three orders are made five declarations." ”

"Yes, I give full marks to this translation, it's so funny!"

"It's funny!"

Ding Dong, Long Cangxue rewarded 588 "likes"

jackiey rewarded 1888 "domineering"

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The interaction came to an end, Zhang Fan continued to practice archery, drawing the bow and wanting to shoot, when he suddenly heard a "boom", a feather arrow had been inserted into the red heart of the grass target in front of him, the arrow feather trembled, and the arrow in his hand had not yet been released-

Zhang Fan turned his head and saw Wei Yong looking at him with a smug face, and said with a hypocritical smile:

"Oops, I missed the grass target, I'm sorry!"

The thin man standing next to him praised him: "It's still the master of the four villages, it is said that the first arrow hit the red heart, but unfortunately he also shot the wrong grass target." Ha ha! ”

"Alas, but the four village masters can't use the target anyway, I'll shoot it...... It shouldn't be harmless, right? Wei Yong laughed out loud after speaking.

"Damn, Wei Yong's hair, jumping like this!"

"I dare to sarcastically mock my fourth master's archery skills, believe it or not, teach you to be a man every minute."

"This gauze, I want to vomit when I look at it, and I look for the fourth master's stubble every day."

"Fourth master, shoot this turtle grandson with an arrow!"

"One arrow kills you!"

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Although Zhang Fan is also very unhappy, he can't tear his face because of a few words from others, it also seems too small and makes people see jokes, so he has to be false and wronged:

"How can the master of Sanzhai have time to come to the school for archery, if you like my target, I will give it to you."

"Well, no." Wei Yong saw him evading, and he was even more proud, "I just like to stand here and shoot at the target next to me, otherwise it will seem that I am very capable!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Wei Yong grabbed another feather arrow, and with a "boom", it was nailed right next to the first arrow, and the two arrows were almost close together-

"Good!" Enthusiastic cheers rang out all around, and everyone applauded Wei Yong's superb archery skills.

Hearing everyone's cheers, Wei Yong became even more proud, drew another arrow, opened his bow and released the arrow, this time it was right in the heart, and the landing point of the three arrows was almost concentrated in one point.

"Good archery!" "Awesome!" "Good skills!" This time, the cheers were even more enthusiastic, and they were overwhelming.

Zhang Fan also had to admit that this archery method is indeed very remarkable, and his seven or eight days of training have even struggled to shoot at the target.

"Lord of the Four Villages, can my arrow get into your eyes?"

"The main archery technique of Sanzhai is amazing, breathtaking!"

Wei Yong laughed proudly: "I heard that the four village masters have been practicing archery hard recently, I don't know how they practiced?" ”

Zhang Fan said honestly: "Fan is dull, and he still can't do it. ”

The corners of Wei Yong's mouth rose: "The four village masters are talented and intelligent, and everyone can see it." So far, there is no way to do it, it must be that the person who teaches is not capable enough and the level is not enough. I think it is better for the master of the four villages to find another famous teacher, so that he can learn as soon as possible. ”

Zhao Li stiffened, but he dared to refute Wei Yong, so he had to bow his head silently.

Zhang Fan said with a smile: "Fan has blunt qualifications, but he can't complain about others." ”

Zhao Li glanced at him gratefully, and Zhang Fan continued: "Besides, what are the famous teachers in the village?" ”

Wei Yong's attendant immediately interjected: "Far away in the sky, close in front of you." Our third master is recognized as the first archery master in this village. ”

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Zhang Fan sneered: "The sail archery technique is acceptable, you just need to be familiar with it, and you don't need to worship any more masters." ”

"Hahaha!" Wei Yong laughed exaggeratedly, leaning back in front of the laugh, and then everyone laughed too. Zhang Fan's poor performance these days, they can see it clearly.

Such a terrible archery technique, but Tian shamelessly self-evaluated as acceptable, isn't this a big joke in the world?

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