Xin'er is so old, why is she still like a child:

"Now you accept little Tintin to sleep in my bed again?"

These two girls are really compatible! It only took one day to accept the other party.

"Acceptable."

Xin'er rolled her eyes, and Xiao Ding Ding stuck out her tongue and watched the two talk mischievously.

"Whoever my sister marries, Xiao Ding will marry whom~"

Xiao Ding Ding was playful, and said that Xin'er and Li Xian were stunned.

"Silly girl! Don't be brainwashed by Xin'er! ”

Li Xian scolded with a smile, if Xin'er didn't marry her, wouldn't she be a big loss? still loses one and pays one, and Xiao Dingding's living expenses are still paid by himself.

"Stupid! I can marry whomever I want? Then you should be a second wife? ”

"That's right! ～”

Little Ding Ding innocently blinked his eyes and agreed.

Li Xian thought that she would try her best to refute it.

"No... Well, there's nothing wrong with that, okay! ~ I wash the dishes and cook, you mop the floor and do the laundry! ”

"Poof..."

I can't listen to them chatting anymore, I'm going to be angry, two wives, can you handle it? Anyway, country C is not allowed to have two wives now, right?!

The phone rang, as if it had been changed by Xin'er again!

"The eighteen bends of the mountain road here~~The waterway here is nine links~... Eighteen Bends ~ Nine Links ~ ~ Eighteen Bends An'an ~ Nine Links ~ Ring Bends ~ Bends ~ ......"

I'll go! Oldies! … Steady!

"Hey?!"

"Are you a bad fly?"

"Yes, I am! You are? …”

"Oh, I am the person in charge of the military training of the talent school, please go to the talent school at five o'clock this afternoon for the audition, the soldiers or police officers who pass can be directly selected into the instructor team, please fit your actual situation, if there are other jobs now, I recommend that you do not come to participate in this audition."

After chatting with him for a while, I hung up:

"! After being an instructor for half a month, you have to audition, how intense and difficult to find is the job now?! ”

Came to Talent Middle School as promised.

The playground was crowded with so many people who wanted to run for office.

After completing the formalities, when we came to the competition venue, the referee began to introduce:

"The first item, all members have to participate, if you pass this item, the following competitions are all exempt, and you can directly join the instructor team! The first place in this item is the captain of the instructor team, and the second is the vice captain. Okay, everyone take a minute break, and let's start straight away in a minute!! ”

As far as the eye can see, there is a seemingly unattainable wooden wall in front of it, four meters high, without too many bump aids.

It is estimated that the first level alone will stop a lot of people: the back of the level is followed by the crawling forward, the wire is pressed very low, and it almost relies on the strength of the arms and thighs to squirm underneath, and of course the abdominal muscles also have to play a role.

The third and final level, pushing the tire, not pushing the tire vertically as you imagined, but pushing horizontally, constantly turning him over, and timing, it will definitely be exhausting, the tire is estimated to be a heavy truck, with a diameter of one meter nine, which exceeds the height of many men.

Needless to say, Li Xian passed these three levels leisurely, and those student audiences saw their jaws fall to the ground.

"Oh!!"

"Ouch?? Ouch?!! ~Isn't that Captain Lee?! … Why did you come to the audition for the instructor?!! Anyway, he looks so handsome when he passes! How can you be so strong?! Didn't you hear that there were several veterans in the audition? Very tough! I'll go! They all compared them??! The old driver took me~"

"! Idol Oba! ~ The road turned pink in an instant! Inferior powder! Tell him to teach us! ~ Then here's the problem! … Is he an instructor or a student?! ”

"Cut! I don't like him! He took me away as a goddess Lingling!! ”

"Hey, don't make a fuss! Did you do your homework? Still watching auditions here?! Want to be scolded by your math teacher?! ”

"Oooo The homework is not done yet!! Let's go back to the classroom! ”

“……”

The first event passed only four people, the most relaxed Li Xian, two were veterans, and one was a taekwondo coach.

After registering the chief instructor captain, I was too lazy to watch them break through the level, and the rest was nothing more than writing rock climbing, crossing a single-plank bridge, crawling forward, planks, password training, etc.

"This is your instructor card, and you can come to teach students the day after tomorrow!"

"Hmm."

"Do you still need training in military posture and platoon training? We have free training here, and if you can't, you can learn it newly. ”

"Oh, I will, no need."

"Well, go slowly!"

The whole process didn't take more than half an hour, and it took less time than when I came to the car... That's good, too.

I just love the quick and easy selection! Unlike some selections or recruitment, wait for half a day! Even waiting for a day.

Passing through the downtown area, and then crossing the Sunshine Avenue, I saw an uncle lying on the ground moaning on a small road, and I guessed that he had fallen.

Li Xian hurriedly got out of the Liuling car, walked over, didn't help him at first, and asked cautiously:

"Uncle, my monthly salary is 1,900 yuan, and there is no year-end bonus, am I qualified to help you up? …”

The uncle was stunned, then sighed, and said kindly:

"Young man, see that you can only drive a Liuling car, you go, I'll wait a while, I remember that there is a Lamborghini master in this community...... Work hard while you're young! Come on! You are the best! ”

The encouragement in the uncle's words moved Li Xian, and he suddenly felt warm in his heart, this society is full of positive energy!!

Li Xian said gratefully:

"Howler! Uncle! Lie down and watch your body! I'll go now! ～”

Quickly slipped into the Liuling car, the uncle got out of the way, and drove away.

On the way to the community, I secretly rejoiced:

"Hey, hey! Fortunately, I drove a Liuling car today! If it's a Land Rover, you can't go away! Ha ha! Suddenly it became clear what a smart choice it was to buy a van! Wha!! I'm so witty!! ～……”

In fact, the rotten thin gini that the uncle saw that day was Li Xian's......

"Ding! …”

As soon as his left foot stepped into the gate, there was a sound of an iron object colliding under his feet.

"Damn??!! Trigger thunder again? ”

There is also a quality trademark of Songfa Lei in front of him......

"Xiao Jing!!"

yelled into the house, and then heard the aggrieved voice of Xiao Jing on the second floor:

"It's... Don't blame me! I was wronged! Ask your daughter-in-law! ”

"Daughter-in-law? …”

Without thinking about it, he shouted directly into the house:

"Daughter-in-law!!"

Hey? That's not right! When will I have a daughter-in-law?! No, no, no! I don't have a daughter-in-law!

"Huh!"

Ouch I'll go! asked her daughter-in-law Xin'er to run out and agree!

"What's under my feet?!"

"Uh... Where did I borrow a mine from Xiaojing ... I'll try it..."

"I'll go! Test the power of a mine with me?! ”

Xin'er walked over and grabbed a kitchen knife.

"What are you doing? Want to murder your husband?! ”

"What are you anxious about? I'll give you a mine with a knife! Whose husband are you? …”

"Wow..."

Didn't you just call your daughter-in-law so quick to agree...

Then she brought a stone.