【065】Lao Tzu made his debut
Liu Hansan frowned, and his already high sexual interest was suddenly disturbed by this strange sound, and then the thing under his crotch quickly withered.
The maid raised her head and looked at Liu Hansan puzzled, and from her eyes, Liu Hansan read a trace of disdain.
“****!” Liu Hansan slapped the maid down, grabbed the other party's hair, and said fiercely: "Rub it well, damn, until it is rubbed, until it is smooth." Can't rub it up with your mouth."
The maid covered her pretty face that was beaten red by Liu Hansan, and stubbornly didn't let her tears flow out of her eyes.
Although she has all kinds of reluctance in her heart, this is a troubled time, and she is just a woman, she has no choice but to be subordinate to a man.
The waiter bit his lip, and a pair of tender and skillful hands reached out to Liu Hansan's withered brother
Liu Hansan was very happy in the camp, and he didn't care about what happened outside the camp at all.
Although everyone knows that Tiger Mountain will make a strange sound every evening, but this strange sound is wrong, obviously there is only the cry of a tiger, why is there a woman and a child crying this time?
The Yellow Turban thieves are already very superstitious about gods and devils and monsters, and at this moment, although the thieves keep beating themselves and reminding themselves in their hearts, these are all fake, but they are constantly trembling.
"Wow~~" a cry pushed this uneasiness to the table.
Wang Dali looked angrily in the direction of the cry, he was a half-sized child.
Wang Dali stepped forward, slapped the half-sized child to the ground, and scolded fiercely: "Cry your father's ball"
As soon as Wang Dali was about to step forward and kick again, he felt that he was quickly punched in the face, and by the time he reacted, he was already lying on the ground.
Wang Dali was very ashamed and angry, how could he be regarded as a hundred, and he usually paid attention to exercise, but he didn't expect to be knocked over by someone, how could he swallow this breath?
Wang Dali stood up with a carp, and just as he was about to attack, he wilted.
It turned out that it was no one else who beat him, but the previous Huang Qianhu.
Wang Dali is self-aware, in terms of skill, he is definitely not Huang Qianhu's opponent, and he is still missing an arm, not to mention.
Covering half of Lao Gao's swollen face, Wang Dali retreated unwillingly.
Huang Qianhu dragged the half-sized boy on the ground up, patted the dust on his body for him, and comforted: "The dog baby doesn't cry, there is a father!" ”
This half-grown boy called Dog Baby is also strong, wiped away the tears on his face, nodded and said: "Dad, I don't want to be a Yellow Turban Army anymore, I want to farm, I want to herd cattle"
Huang Qianhu sighed, looked at the camp where Liu Hansan was not far away, and shook his head.
At this time, the strange sound sounded again.
At this moment, the timid women, children and children in the army all began to cry.
Liu Hansan had already reached the moment to charge, and the little hands under his crotch soothed him very comfortably.
"Hurry, hurry~" Liu Hansan said tremblingly.
Just when he was about to, there was a ** shout outside the camp: "Ghost, ahhh
This scream was very tragic and very sharp, and even scared Liu Hansan, who was about to finish the sprint, to wither down.
The maid looked at Liu Hansan's words and didn't dare to look at him in fear.
Liu Hansan's desire was forcibly choked back, very uncomfortable, but he didn't anger the maid again, he just pushed the maid away, grabbed a pair of pants and put them on, and then walked out of the camp shirtless.
Liu Hansan thought that he would be able to shock the audience by coming out and yelling, but he was wrong.
At this time, outside the camp, everyone was noisy, and some people even ran away directly.
"Give me back!" Liu Hansan shouted.
But everyone who listened to him, those who could run, and those who couldn't push each other, for a while, there was chaos at the foot of Tiger Mountain.
At this time, a voice came from the crowd: "General Tiangong, it's General Tiangong, General Tiangong has appeared, ah don't, General Tiangong doesn't want us to kill people indiscriminately."
The man screamed, kicked his legs unconsciously, and collapsed to the ground, foaming at the mouth of his mouth.
This commotion, the entire thief army completely fried the pot.
On Tiger Mountain, Cao Cao's eyes were bright, he looked at the man who was foaming at the bottom of the mountain, and whispered: "Li Dian, this guy"
After Cao Cao finished speaking, he waved his hand lightly, and Xiahou Tang beside him nodded and shouted: "Attack!" ”
Suddenly, Cao Jun rushed down the mountain like a tide.
"Kill~~" Although Cao Jun is not superior in numbers, his momentum is not weak at all, and the yellow turban thieves under the mountain are full of liver and gall
Wang Juli suddenly jumped out of his camp, holding a knife in his hand and ran in the direction of Liuhan's three camps.
Wang Dali's eyes were sharp, and when he saw his brother, he understood everything.
At this time, Liu Hansan was anxious and roaring, but the thieves did not listen to his orders at all.
Liu Hansan called Huang Qianhu to his side and ordered: "Lao Huang, clean up and withdraw!" ”
Huang Qianhu took the order and left.
Liu Hansan frowned, and suddenly remembered what he hadn't done just now, so he turned his head and lifted the curtain of the camp.
At this moment, Liu Hansan suddenly felt a chill in his waist and eyes.
Subconsciously turned his head to look, Liu Hansan was stunned.
Wang Juli held a bloody dagger in his hand, and his face was proud.
"Wang Juli, you~" Liu Hansan felt that his waist and eyes were in pain.
Wang Juli sneered: "Liu Hansan, your troops, Lao Tzu will be incorporated, hahaha" Wang Juli said, stepped forward and stabbed Liu Hansan in the chest.
"Uh~uh~~" Liu Hansan stared at Wang Juli deadly, and before he died, his eyes looked at his camp again, and then he died unwillingly.
Wang Juli pulled out the knife and took the blood stains on the edge of the knife.
"Wang Juli!"
Wang Juli snorted, turned around and looked, startled.
It's Huang Qianhu, didn't he just receive Liu Hansan's order to do something?
Wang Juli suddenly felt a chill in his back, he didn't say a word, and ran away.
Huang Qianhu didn't chase Wang Juli, he walked quickly to Liu Hansan, helped Liu Hansan, and tears flowed out in an instant.
"Wang Juli, your ** grandma, I want to cut you with a thousand knives"
Huang Qianhu's curses echoed in the mountains for a long time.
Wang Juli successfully killed Liu Hansan, and his younger brother Wang Dali also took the opportunity to gather his troops, and as soon as the two met, Wang Juli led the thief army and Cao Jun without saying a word.
Due to the disadvantage in numbers, Cao's army gradually fell out, Cao Cao carried the long sword in his hand, slashed left and right, before that, he didn't know how many thieves he had cut down.
The Xiahou Yuan brothers were also covered in blood, and Cao Ren and Cao Hong even dyed their hair red.
The battle is still going on, although the Yellow Turban Thief Army is chaotic, but there are many of them, and they are fighting with the Cao Army to the death, just
It seems that only Wang Juli is the one who fights, and most of the people who originally belonged to Liu Hansan did not move.
Still, Cao Cao felt the pressure.
Outnumbered, Cao Jun gradually showed fatigue.
Wang Juli laughed and pointed at Cao Cao not far away, and scolded: "Cao thief, just because you still want to fight me, sue you, Lao Tzu's army has been established a long time ago haha"
Wang Juli laughed very presumptuously, even a little arrogant, of course, the current situation, there is indeed his arrogant capital.
Cao Cao roughly calculated, and at present, his men and horses are not even a thousand.
Looking at Huang Zhanzhan in front of him, Cao Cao's eyes suddenly dimmed.
"Withdraw!" Cao Cao gave a very reluctant order.
Cao Jun listened to the order and began to shrink the array.
"Want to withdraw?" At this time, Huang Qianhu finally made a move.
Liu Hansan is gone, he is the biggest here, although he hates Wang Juli who killed Liu Hansan very much, but now that the enemy army is in front, Huang Qianhu has to temporarily put aside his personal grievances.
Cao Cao was completely desperate this time, he thought that this surprise attack would be successful, but he didn't expect that the other party's strength was far beyond his imagination.
"Puff~Puff~" Wang Juli and Wang Dali each cut down a Cao soldier and walked towards Cao Cao with a cruel smile.
The Xiahou brothers blocked in front of Cao Cao with a horizontal sword, and looked directly at the Wang Juli brothers.
Wang Juli laughed and took a step forward.
At this time, a dry thunder suddenly sounded in the sky, and the sound was very loud.
Immediately after, a few more arrows burning with fire oil suddenly appeared under Wang Juli's feet.
Wang Juli was startled, if these arrows were fired at him just now, he would definitely have no defense.
"Who?"
At this time, there was another dry thunder in the sky, thunder mixed with lightning, and the moment the lightning crossed the evening night sky, people vaguely saw a figure halfway up the mountainside
Ma Xiaoquan stood straight and upright on the mountainside, his purple hair was swaying in the wind, and beside him, Zhang Gong had prepared the next rocket, waiting for the master to give the order.
Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips and said to himself: "There is a loud bang in the sky, and Lao Tzu is shining!" Refreshing! ”
With the little bit of fire on the mountainside, Wang Juli saw clearly, it turned out that there were only two people on the mountainside.
"Humph!" Wang Juli was disdainful, he thought that Cao Jun had any reinforcements, and he was just two people posing for a long time.
"Kill me, kill Cao" Before the words were finished, another rocket was added to Wang Juli's feet.
"Gollum~" Wang Juli swallowed his saliva and retreated into the crowd with a cower.
Wang Dali stepped forward and asked his brother, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Wang Juli pointed to the two people on the mountainside, his hands trembling a little.
Wang Dali despised his brother for a while, and he said disdainfully: "What did I think, isn't it just two people, if these two people are" Wang Dali looked up, and before he finished speaking, he was also sweating profusely.
He knew too well that it was that man who burned Wang San to slag in front of him, it was this man who burned his arm, and that man couldn't be killed.
Wang Dali knelt in Wang Juli's ear and whispered a few words, Wang Juli didn't believe it when he heard it, but looking at his younger brother Yan Sù's expression, Wang Juli immediately decided to withdraw.
Cao Cao was very puzzled by Wang Juli's sudden retreat, but when he also noticed the glimmer of light on the mountainside, and noticed the man under the light, Cao Cao's tears flowed out.
"The Immortals, the Immortals!" I don't know who shouted.
Suddenly, Cao Jun changed his conservatism just now and spontaneously started to attack, and this time, every Cao Jun was as strong as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
Huang Qianhu was startled, he also noticed Ma Xiaoquan halfway up the mountain, but he couldn't figure out how one person could bring Cao Jun so much morale and motivation.
In desperation, Huang Qianhu also ordered to retreat, but he didn't plan to leave, he wanted to see how attractive that person was.
Halfway up the mountain, Ma Xiaoquan exaggerated and bowed: "Yes, you, this trick was taught to you by him?" ”
Zhang Gong smiled: "No, no, I learned secretly, I want to worship him as a teacher, but he doesn't accept me." ”
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and slowly walked down the mountain.
But just after a few steps, my feet slipped, and with a pop, I came with a standard four-legged sky.
Ma Xiaoquan was extremely embarrassed, he quickly got up and looked at Zhang Gong.
Zhang Gong raised his head casually, whistling to himself, but from Zhang Gong's unnatural shaking legs, Ma Xiaoquan understood everything.
"Ahem~" Ma Xiaoquan patted Zhang Gong's shoulder, "What happened just now, you are not allowed to say it, did you hear it?" ”
Zhang Gong pretended to be stupid: "Master, I didn't see anything, I just picked up my nose!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan was speechless
The two walked to the bottom of the mountain, and as soon as Ma Xiaoquan concentrated, flames burst out from the palms of both hands.
"Huh? Why is it so smooth this time? Ma Xiaoquan smiled and quickly changed the color of the flame to crimson.
Huang Qianhu was taken aback, he couldn't figure out how a person could hold fire with both hands, which was completely contrary to common sense.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't care about this, he slowly walked in front of Cao Cao and said, "Fortunately, Xiao Cao, next, give it to this immortal!" ”
Cao Cao was both grateful and puzzled, because Lord Shangxian once said that he would not participate in disputes.
Ma Xiaoquan saw Cao Cao's thoughts, and lied: "This immortal has calculated, you, this battle, you can't lose, and you don't deserve to die." Hey, it's destiny. ”
As soon as Cao Cao heard this, he spat out blood and foam, pointed his long sword at the sky, and shouted: "Kill!" Those who do not surrender will be killed! ”
Huang Qianhu looked at Ma Xiaoquan blankly, he couldn't imagine it, and he couldn't figure it out.
The Yellow Turban thieves left by Liu Hansan were stunned at this time because of the lack of generals, and Huang Qianhu, the only one who could lead the troops, was stunned at this time, and for a while, a large number of Yellow Turban thieves abandoned the troops and surrendered, kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy.
Because of Ma Xiaoquan's sudden accession, the battle completely reversed the result, and in this battle, Cao's army won a tragic victory
Xiahoudun counted the collected weapons and grain, while Xiahouyuan was responsible for counting the number of surrenderers.
Cao Cao pulled Ma Xiaoquan to sit on a big rock to rest.
Cao Cao said: "Lord Shangxian, do you really calculate that I will not lose this battle?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "Well, this battle is just small, and there will be bigger ones next, this immortal is too shallow, this time it's you, it's already broken the heavens, after this battle, this immortal won't accompany you for the time being."
Cao Cao suddenly remembered the main purpose of Ma Xiaoquan accompanying him, and hurriedly said embarrassedly: "Lord Shangxian, as long as I, Cao Cao, take Yanzhou, I will do my best to help Lord Shangxian find that object!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "That's hard!" ”
At this time, Cao Hong pressed a big man to walk up to Cao Cao and reported: "Lord, this person is the leader of this group of thieves, what should I do?" ”
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