Seeing that the red lady seemed to have been completely conquered by herself, Zhao Kang was no longer suspicious, and just asked, "Where are you going?" ”

The red lady replied a little shyly: "You'll know when you arrive......"

Zhao Kang put one hand around the waist of the red lady, and the two walked out of the thatched house of love side by side, and under the urging of Zhao Kang, who was on the brain, they didn't even want the big sword that fell on the ground and the flashlight that fell on the.

As soon as he walked out of the thatched house, Zhao Kang said: "Lady, why don't we live in my house tonight, I have made a new oversized bed, which is handmade by Jin Sinan!" It's also padded with Simmons, which is wide, big and soft, and you are guaranteed to like it. In the middle of the night, don't run around. We haven't seen each other for so long, we have to hurry up, Xianggong, I feel that my combat power has exploded recently, and I have to talk to you about it. ”

The red lady's face seemed to be red in the moonlight, and although she didn't know what "Simmons" was, she still said in a disdainful tone: "Hmph! What do you think about all day long? Just your little caterpillar, no matter how big the bed is, it's useless...... And not tonight, I'm going to take you to meet someone first! ”

Zhao Kang muttered dissatisfiedly, "What are you talking about?" What is a small caterpillar called? Xianggong, I'm called a big worm! Long worms! Besides, what kind of face is so big, more important than the reunion of our husband and wife? I think let's do what we love first, okay? ”

The red lady said: "If I say no, I can't, the faces of the people I see tonight are not big, but it is definitely more important than our reunion." ”

When Zhao Kang heard the red lady say this, his curiosity was immediately hooked: "Lady, don't sell Guanzi, tell Xianggong quickly, who are you going to see?" ”

Suddenly, Zhao Kang thought of something, and continued to ask in a sour tone: "Are you going to take me to see a man named Li Yan?" ”

Unexpectedly, the red lady asked with a confused face: "Who is Li Yan?" Haven't heard of ......."

Zhao Kang breathed a sigh of relief, but he still pretended to be generous and said, "Okay, okay, let's go with my wife tonight!" By the way, where are we going to meet that big-faced cat? ”

The red lady said angrily: "You are the big-faced cat." It's in the world's No. 1 inn not far from your mansion. ”

Seeing his wife angry, Zhao Kang could only helplessly spread his hands: "Lady, why don't you wait for me to go back and change my clothes first?" ”

......

Zhao Kang returned to the bedroom, saw that the Zhang Youxiang sisters were asleep, so he didn't wake them up, changed into a set of civilian clothes and walked with the red lady to the outside of the governor's mansion.

The leader shouted, "Who are you?" Why are you still walking around Lord Zhao's mansion in the middle of the night? ”

Zhao Kang took a closer look, and it turned out that the leader of this team of people was Yao Dayong, a guard squad leader under him. So he said, "What are you doing?" Don't even know me anymore? Didn't you see that I was taking my lady to enjoy the flowers, the moon and the red girl in this courtyard? ”

Only then did everyone see clearly that this plainclothes man was actually the owner of this mansion, Zhao Kang, although no one had ever seen this strange woman in red clothes, but seeing Lord Zhao so affectionately hugging her little waist, the fool also knew that the relationship between the two was not normal. Everyone thought: This Lord Zhao really deserves to be a big man, and he stole all the cheats into his home......

The guards hurriedly knelt down, and Yao Dayong, who was in the lead, said slightly apologetically: "I'm really sorry, Lord Zhao, we just patrolled normally, and disturbed the adults to enjoy the flowers and the moon...... That one...... Madam, I hope you don't blame. ”

Zhao Kang waved his hand and said magnanimously: "It's okay, it's okay, you continue to patrol." When you don't see me. ”

Yao Dayong: "We didn't see anything...... then led the guards to hurriedly continue to line up, flying like a trot into the distance, and finally disappeared into the night.

Seeing everyone walking away, Zhao Kang asked the red lady: "Lady, I remember that although the guards in my governor's mansion may not be as good as the Forbidden City in Beijing, they are also heavily guarded, how did you get in?" Could it be that you can do it lightly? ”

After speaking, Zhao Kang was afraid that the red lady would not understand, so he explained while gesturing: "It is a jump that can be three zhang high, and then the left foot steps on the right instep and then jumps three zhang high, and then the right foot steps on the left instep and jumps again and is still three zhang high." ”

The red lady laughed out loud: "How can there be that kind of martial arts in the world, how to jump with your left foot on the right instep?" In the evening, when I was wandering outside your mansion, I met a general when you tricked me into robbing the Dharma field last time, and he recognized me and came to ask me what I was doing, and why I didn't come into the mansion to meet you. I told the guards in your house wouldn't let me in, and he gave me a token, and then I swaggered in. ”

After speaking, he took a token from his waist and handed it to Zhao Kang: "Xianggong, you can give it back to the general for me then." ”

Zhao Kang took it and looked at it, and there was a big "Li" on the token, and he immediately knew that the owner of the token was Li Laoguan. Zhao Kang was speechless, thinking: This old bandit finally did a good thing.

The two of them left the Governor's Mansion and walked smoothly all the way to the first inn in the world. Zhao Kang followed the red lady into a guest room.

As soon as I pushed the door in, I heard a baby's cry. The red lady hurriedly rushed to the direction of the bed, picked up the baby on the bed, and didn't care about Zhao Kang, who was standing at the door in a daze, and immediately pulled off the clothes on her chest and fed the child.

Zhao Kang was stunned at first, then confused, and then angry!!

Where is this still in the mood to look at the white flowers on the red lady's chest, just hold back his anger, walk to the bed, and stare at the fat and pink baby in the red lady's arms...... Zhao Kang only felt so angry that his face turned green and his hair turned green...... Although he didn't wear a black gauze hat, Zhao Kang knew that this hat was even greener!!

Immediately call the artificial intelligence in the brain: "Didn't you say that you killed all the J in my body as parasites?" What's going on with this kid now? ”

The AI replied, "What's the matter, you have to ask the woman in front of you?" Q: Do I have a fart? I'm an artificial intelligence, not a surveillance system. However, according to the analysis of the data in my database, there is a 99.9999999998 chance that the child in this woman's arms may be your own. ”

Zhao Kang said angrily: "Then why didn't Makata, Chunmei, and Dongmei get pregnant?" Why did this red lady get pregnant all at once? ”

The AI replied, "There are always one or two J's in everyone who are particularly tenacious...... Don't care about these details...... If you think about it, some people can be slapped to death, and some people are stabbed dozens of times and live well, this is a truth......"

Zhao Kang: "......"