Chapter 4 Dong Daxia's "Good Idea"
The atmosphere was solemn, really dignified.
This is the first strange thing to happen in the 410 dormitory since it was formed.
"Dog-headed military advisor" Qi Sinan was sitting in the middle of the bedroom, and the accomplices Jiang Tangchen and Dong Daxia stood beside him, staring at the "prisoner" Li Jiuyang.
"Li Jiuyang! You can't recruit it! Qi Sinan slapped his thigh and asked with a hideous face, but unfortunately his handsome face that can be used as a little white face is too kind, and it can't make people feel disgusted.
Hey, it's such a good-looking face, and it's funny that I can't find a girlfriend.
"I've recruited no less than seven times, why don't you believe it?" Li Jiuyang looked at the other three people in the 410 dormitory with a pitiful expression, but the word "Dou E" was not written on his face.
Qi Sinan, Jiang Tangchen, and Dong Xuexi glanced at each other again, still full of the meaning of "Lao Tzu doesn't believe it".
Finally, Qi Sinan made a final conclusion: "No, no, no, your reason is too far-fetched, and this court declares that it will not be adopted." Prisoners are invited to continue speaking! ”
Li Jiuyang, the comrade of Sect Leader Zhang, finally couldn't help but collapse: "I'm a god, why don't you still believe it?" The truth is that as soon as I confessed, she accepted it. What can I do? That's how cruel the truth is...... Big brother, big brother Nanzi, just spare me......"
"Hey......" After hearing this final reply, this scum trio who is well-known in Central South University was finally defeated, they didn't believe Li Jiuyang, but they couldn't accept the cruelty of the facts......
Didn't any of them touch a nose under Cheng Yu's iron face, why could this most ordinary sect leader Zhang in 410 be able to take it down at once?
In fact, the main reason is that this is the death, if it weren't for the East Window incident, then it would be so miserable?
"Old Jiang, hero. I think we're ready to be monks during college! If you practice Tongzigong well, maybe after graduation, you can become an abbot or something. High salary, but also easy. Qi Sinan lay on the bed and sighed sadly, it seemed that he was so lazy and lazy.
"Actually, if you don't want to be a boy, it's not that there's no way......" Dong Daxia lifted his glasses, and a light flashed in his peach blossom eyes, an indescribable obscenity.
"What?" As soon as this was mentioned, Qi Sinan and Jiang Tomchen's ears immediately stood up, especially Comrade Qi Sinan, who sat up from the bed in an instant.
Glancing at the two who were so excited, Dong Daxia made a silent gesture, and then glanced at Sect Master Zhang, who was chatting with his goddess-level girlfriend in front of the computer, and said mysteriously: "The time is not right at this time, and I will explain it to you one by one in the evening." ”
As soon as he saw Dong Daxia's expression, Qi Sinan had a hunch that this was not a good idea, but out of trust in his roommate, he still nodded solemnly: "Okay......"
The summer season is boring and sultry, and it is very difficult to live in CS City, which has the glorious title of "one of the four major furnace cities" in the country.
This kind of day is simply impossible to live without air conditioning. No, Qi Sinan closed the doors and windows of their dormitory early, and started the beautiful days of air conditioning and watermelon.
It's just beautiful.
Soon it was time for dinner, and Comrade Li Jiuyang, the "Sect Leader Zhang" who reluctantly closed the chat window with his girlfriend, stood up from the desk and shouted: "Brothers, let's eat!" ~”
As soon as Sect Leader Zhang said this, the scum trio, who were also playing with their mobile phones on the bed, glanced at each other, and finally the boss Jiang Tomson spoke: "You go first!" Don't be a single dog for us~"
"Okay!" Sect Leader Zhang walked to Jiang Tangchen's bed, looked at Lao Jiang with pitiful eyes, patted him, and said, "Lao Jiang, you will also find a girlfriend, come on~"
After speaking, Sect Leader Zhang ran out of the dormitory with a smoke, and three roars from a single dog immediately came from behind: "Get out!! ”
After Sect Leader Zhang left, Dong Daxia got out of bed, poked his head out to see if there was anyone, and after making sure that there was no one, Dong Daxia closed the door and locked it.
"I said, Dong Daxia, what are you doing?" Jiang Tangchen raised his head and looked at Dong Daxia with raised eyebrows.
Dong Daxia made a silent gesture and said, "Shh~ Be quiet." Didn't I say it just now, it's just the right time, and now the time has come! ”
"What's the matter? Say it quickly, say it quickly. A gleam appeared in Qi Sinan's eyes, as if nothing could attract him more than this at this moment.
"What the hell, you guys come down, this matter is absolutely confidential!" Dong Daxia moved away from a bench and sat down, looking leisurely.
"Okay, okay, I'll see what kind of moth you can name." Jiang Tangchen Jiang Dazhuang climbed down from the ladder on the bed, with a look of disdain, he didn't believe that Dong Daxia could say any good ideas, this was a criminal record.
So, these two people got very close, and they wanted to listen to Dong Daxia's talk.
"In this way, we ......" Dong Daxia said softly, looking very sneaky and obscene.
Finally, Dong Daxia ended his speech, and then he found that Xiao Nanzi, Jiang Tangchen, and Jiang Dazhuang were all looking at him with very surprised eyes.
That look was just staring at him Dong Daxia's hair-what is this?
Dong Daxia was angry at the time, and he questioned these two cowards: "What kind of eyes are you looking at?" Isn't this feasible?! ”
"Yes, yes, but the risk is not too great? If it is discovered, if it is not done well, it will be expelled......" Qi Sinan said in a low voice, with a weak face.
"Yes, I think Xiao Nanzi's father-in-law is right, in case it is discovered, this is not a small problem. We worked hard and studied hard, and finally got into a 985 or 211 college, is it easy? Besides, the first time I gave that ...... Isn't it a loss? "Jiang Tomchen is rarely cowardly, for the momentary coolness and future fate, how many can not be cowardly?
Dong Daxia looked at Qi and Jiang with a look of hatred, and said, "You guys, you ...... It's just that there is more than enough success and more failure, you see, don't you want to break the boy early? Just learn some experience, in other words, in today's society, why don't you take a little risk? ”
"This ...... Can we talk about it later? Qi Sinan was instigated, his nickname of Xiao Nanzi's father-in-law was not obtained out of thin air, mainly because he was white and clean, and he was more cowardly, so he was often scolded by Dong Daxia, Jiang Dazhuang and others for being a thing without eggs, which was obtained.
Of course, this egg is a man's egg.
"Xiao Nanzi, Father-in-law Qi! I've really convinced you, can you be a little more strong like a man? Can you not always look like you have no eggs? Dong Daxia said bitterly.
Finally, Qi Sinan, who was excited by Dong Daxia's words, said loudly: "Okay, but I have one condition!" ”
"What?"
"Step on it first! Just in case! Qi Sinan waved his hand and said proudly, quite a bit of a scolding Fang Xuan.
"Well, I agree. Da Zhuang, what about you? Dong Daxia looked at Jiang Tomchen.
After hesitating for a long time, Jiang Tomchen finally raised his hand: "I also agree with Xiao Nanzi's opinion." ”
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PS: I've been traveling with my family for a few days, and I'm sorry for the interruption caused.