Long Xiaoqi came, and the first thing he heard when he came to the village was Xiao Zhan's scolding on the street, the words were correct and round, the scolding was catchy, and it sounded unique.

"Hey...... This kid is good, I will say that he is on the right track, and he has the demeanor of Lao Tzu back then. Long Xiaoqi said with a cigarette in his mouth and said with a smile: "When Lao Tzu was in the village, all the people in the village scolded and fought were not my opponents, and they were really not bragging, hehehe......

Hearing Xiao Zhan scolding the street, Long Xiaoqi was relieved, and walked back as soon as he entered the village.

"This is called down-to-earth, you don't understand why you scold the street, how can you understand the thinking of the little people?" Long Xiaoqi smoked a cigarette and said to himself: "Why are you scolding when you lose something in the village?" Because they are poor, even a chicken is precious in their eyes. I'm here to show you how people react to protecting what belongs to them. The street is uncivilized, but civilized people are doing uncivilized things behind their backs. Poor, hey......"

This is a normal social phenomenon, some rural areas are very rich, some rural areas are very poor, simple rural people have no ability, do not have too much thought, after encountering this kind of thing, they will scold.

Maybe many people who have left the countryside can't accept it, but compared to a well-dressed person stabbing a soft knife in the back, this is still the cutest and most simple.

It is a polarizing fact that poverty limits cultural learning, and culture limits literacy improvement.

Generations after generations, the phenomenon of left-behind children is more prominent than ever.

Long Xiaoqi came and went, Xiao Zhan seemed to have forgotten the requirement of not being able to leave the village for a week, and the more he lived here, the more nourishing he became.

Walking around the village every day, I remember the chickens, ducks, geese and dogs of each family clearly, and found which chicken was missing, and immediately helped to scold.

The second week passed, and Xiao Zhan stopped scolding the chicken, because there was no longer a single chicken in the whole village.

The third week passed, and Xiao Zhan stopped scolding the geese and ducks, because all the geese and ducks in the whole village had disappeared without a trace.

In the fourth week, Xiao Zhan stopped scolding the dog, it's not that the dog disappeared, every family put the dog in the hall every night.

"This stinky shameless thing! He stole all the chickens, ducks and geese in the whole village, and even had the face to help scold the street! An aunt sat in the courtyard of the village chief, snorting and scolding with tears: "Killing a thousand knives, why is he so shameless, my chickens are gone!" Woowoo...... Village Chief, you have to call the shots for me! ”

"I've never seen a second-rate man with such thick skin, his yard is full of bones, and no one else in our village came, he must have stolen it!"

"Smelly rascal! Stinky rascals! ”

"Village chief, drive him away, drive him away!"

“……”

The villagers are not stupid, when the sweet potato field was picked, they thought that Xiao Zhan, a foreign guy, did it, so they ran to his door every time they scolded.

I thought I could shame him for a while, but I didn't expect this second-rate man to help them scold together.

It's been a month, a whole month, and he's stolen all the chickens, ducks, and geese in the whole village, and he's stolen five or six dogs.

That is, the pig is too big to steal, otherwise the pig will have to be stolen.

"Oh, the whole thing...... Hard! The village chief held a box of cigarettes for three yuan in his mouth, and said with a sad face: "Everything must pay attention to evidence, as the so-called catching thieves and stolen goods, catching rapists and arresting doubles, there is no on-site arrest...... It's hard to say. ”

That's right, catch thieves and stolen goods, catch rapists and catch doubles, but they didn't catch them on the spot, even if they called the police, they didn't recruit them.

"Huh? Where are they? Xiao Zhan walked in and greeted people very familiarly: "Aunt Zhang, Sister-in-law Li, Sister Hou, Uncle Wang......"

Seeing Xiao Zhan walk in, everyone was silent.

In a month, Xiao Zhan got acquainted with the whole village, who raised what, who had what, and who had what, he was clear.

"There has been a thief in our village recently, it's so embarrassing!" Xiao Zhan took a bench and sat down, and said indignantly: "Stealing chickens and touching dogs has made the people of our village panic - village chief, this matter must be thoroughly investigated!" Although I am not from this village, after I came, I regarded myself as a member of this village, why? Because I am also a member of the village! In this way, you guys discuss countermeasures here first, and I'll go out and scold well, even if I can't scold, I'll relieve the anger of the big guy! His grandmother's, isn't this a bully? I can't stand it, I really can't stand it! ”

Xiao Zhan, who had just sat down, immediately got up, went out and rolled up his sleeves, and opened his mouth to scold.

The voice is loud, the middle breath is full, and the scolding makes the people inside listen to it anxiously.

"This second-rate son! A second-rate son with a thousand cuts!! ——”

"Village chief, call the police and arrest him! Call the police and arrest him! ”

"Get him out, get him out!"

“……”

No one dared to say it in person, because this is a second-rate person, and the people who stay at home are women, children, and children, who dares to provoke such a second-rate person?

One is not good, what can I do if he runs to your house in the middle of the night? There is not even a man in the family, who dares to provoke?

In the eyes of all the villagers, Xiao Zhan is a second-rate person who steals chickens and dogs, he is a wicked person, who would dare to provoke such a second-rate person in an honest villager?

"Call the police! Alarm! ”

"Yes, call the police, send this second-rate son to the squatting room!"

"Village Chief, call the police!"

“……”

Xiao Zhan outside was scolding with his hands behind his back, and he was calling the police.

Just as he was about to call the police, Long Xiaoqi drove a military vehicle into the village and stopped at the door of the village chief's house.

As soon as they saw a military vehicle coming, the villagers all surrounded Long Xiaoqi, who was wearing a military uniform, as if they had seen the backbone of the main body, and let Long Xiaoqi, who was wearing a military uniform, uphold justice.

"Chief, there is a second-rate son in our village who has stolen all the chickens, ducks and geese in the village."

"And the dogs!"

"Yes, and the dog, my big black."

"My big white goose!"

"My old hen!"

“……”

Long Xiaoqi was a little confused.

"Oh, there is not a single chicken, duck and goose left in the whole village, all of them have been stolen by second-rate people!" The old village chief came out and complained to Long Xiaoqi.

In their eyes, there may not be much difference between those who wear military uniforms and those who wear police clothes.

"Which second-rate son?" Long Xiaoqi asked.

"Scolding the street, look, it's this second-rate son, too bastard!" An aunt pointed to Xiao Zhan in the distance.

Long Xiaoqi looked over, and the corners of his mouth twitched: Damn, this kid is having a good time? But what street does he scold?

"Leader, this second-rate man is too shameless, he obviously stole our chickens, ducks, geese and dogs, and in turn helped us scold the thief...... I've never seen anything so shameless! The second-rate son is not like this, he is a big man, he is the king of the liuzi! ”

“……”

Hearing this, Long Xiaoqi rolled his eyes: His grandmother's, this little king and eight lambs are going to heaven? I thought you were scolding the villagers, you fucking stole other people's things and scolded them...... I'm blushing for you, and I'm ashamed of myself!!

"Eight lambs, get out of here!" Long Xiaoqi let out an angry scold as he ran forward: "You are such a fucking bastard, you steal other people's things and help people scold the street, I, I, I ...... You come over to me and see if I break your legs! Without you being so shameless, without you being so shameless, I can't stand it! ——”

“……”

Yes, that's right, Long Xiaoqi can't stand it anymore, this kid is too bad and too bad.

That night, Xiao Zhan secretly entered the village alone, and according to the records in the small book, he released money from door to door, and he was compensated ten times.

It is discipline not to take a stitch from the masses, and after taking it, you have to compensate.

The next morning, when the villagers opened the door, they saw a lot of money, and they were all happy, and this second-rate son who had caused them trouble had completely disappeared.

……

(End of chapter)