Chapter 71: The love of the little woman in her life
Hearing Xu Shao's words, the literati and writers who came to participate in the Yuedan Review for the first time couldn't help but be stunned for a while, is this first question right? It seems that this Yuedan review is nothing more than that, so cliché, no different from what everyone usually plays.
couldn't help but be puzzled, and Chu Fei and Cao Cao were also puzzled in their hearts.
Cao Cao knew that this Xu Shao was famous, and the Yuedan comment organized by him was also well-known, and he had always had a view of it, but it was rare to see it. This time, I finally got Qiao Xuan's recommendation to participate in this month's review, but now it looks like this month's review is also very cliché, and it is no different from the poetry club that everyone plays in the capital, so I can't help but be disappointed.
"It seems that this is just the case, the second brother and the third brother are here, let's drink." Cao Cao thought that it would be better to have a drink with Chu Fei and the others, and then ask Xu Shao to comment when it was over.
Chu Fei, who originally wanted to be happy and only cared about drinking with Sun Jian and Guo Jia, couldn't help but be overjoyed when he learned that today's poetry club was actually a long-lasting Yuedan commentary. This is a paradise for celebrities and scholars, a holy place for ordinary people to take the opportunity to become famous. Unexpectedly, what my eldest brother insisted on taking me to participate in was actually the Yuedan Review, and I didn't say it earlier, so I had to dress up and clean up in advance. If you can subdue a few talented celebrities here, and then get a comment from Xu Shao, it is much better than exterminating the Yellow Turban. Thinking of this, Chu Fei couldn't help but straighten his clothes and stared at Xu Shao on the main seat with all his attention.
"Third brother, third brother." Seeing Chu Fei staring directly at Xu Shao on the main seat, Cao Cao shouted Chu Fei two more words in confusion. What's wrong with the third brother, he was reluctant all the way to just now, but now Xu Shao has a problem, but he is in spirit.
"Ah, what's the matter, big brother?"
"What kind of god, come and drink, what's so nice about a bad old man." Cao Cao raised his wine glass and whispered.
"By the way, big brother, it turned out that I came to participate in the Yuedan Review, why didn't you say it earlier, so that I could also be prepared. I'm caught off guard now, I want to drink it, I don't drink it. Chu Fei complained.
Seeing Chu Fei complaining, Cao Cao rolled his eyes and said, "How famous is this Yunan's Yuedan review, as a native of Yingchuan, I thought you knew it, why are you blaming me now?" ”
"Didn't you say that it was a poetry and painting appraisal when you came, how did I know it was a Yuedan review." Chu Fei complained softly.
Before Cao Cao could answer, Sun Jian shook his head and took the lead in saying: "Third child, this is your fault, didn't the old man on the stage just say that he tasted the poems first, then appreciated the paintings, and finally commented, isn't it just a poetry and painting appraisal meeting?" ”
Hearing Sun Jian's explanation, Chu Fei rolled his eyes helplessly, is this okay?
"It's still the second brother's thorough understanding." Cao Cao laughed.
"That's not it, come big brother, let's drink. Yes, it smells good. Sun Jian, who was about to drink with Cao Cao with a wine glass, sniffed and said.
"Come on second brother, do it. Second brother? Cao Cao, who was about to have a drink with Sun Jian, saw Sun Jian's eyes widen in a daze, and the saliva at the corner of his mouth almost flowed out again. Hey, it's strange today, the third brother who has been drinking more than ever doesn't drink anymore, and now the second brother who shouts clinking glasses is also stupid.
Looking at Sun Jian's sluggish gaze, I saw two bewitching women in red shirts dancing lightly on both sides of the main seat. No wonder there has been no maid appearing, it turns out that the best in the world comes out shocking. Looking directly at the four beauties in front of him, Cao Cao didn't wait for Sun Jian to clink glasses, and raised his head to drink a glass alone.
In the originally noisy hall, after these four stunning beauties appeared, they suddenly quieted down, and looked directly at the four stunning beauties in front of them one by one.
Chu Fei looked at everyone's stupid expressions and smiled bitterly, now everyone in this hall and Xu Shao, the host of this Yuedan commentary, perfectly interpreted the sentence that talented people are more romantic, and celebrities are more lustful. There was Wang Situ before, and now there is a big mouth.
The ancient celebrities trained beauty was very popular, and it was even more beautiful with this: it is no wonder that Xu Shao arranged for this group of stunning beauties to appear on this New Year's Day, I am afraid that it is not only to add color to this month's Dan evaluation, but also to show off.
I saw the four beauties moving lightly to the front of the hall, bowing slightly and saying in a crisp voice: "The slave maid Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, and Honghong have seen the old man and all the talents. ”
It turns out that this is Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, Xu Gong's New Year's Day is really worthy of its name, which is amazing. Even if you can't get Xu Gong's comments on this trip, just look at these stunning beauties It's worth the trip, hahahaha. I saw a group of "high-talented" shaking their heads and climbing each other, laughing and quipping.
Looking at everyone's salivating looks, Xu Shao's ruddy face smiled into a chrysanthemum.
"Okay, this first question is from Yingying, do you have any opinions?" Xu Shao looked at everyone and smiled.
Hearing that this first question was made by a warbler with a crisp chest, a red shirt and a tulle, and a face like a peach blossom, everyone applauded.
"Interesting, if this kind of exam method is put in the future generations, which students are afraid that they will have nosebleeds." Chu Fei took a sip of wine and said lightly.
At this time, everyone's eyes were wandering around these four stunning beauties in front of them, who could care about what Chu Fei said. Even Guo Jia on the side was constantly swallowing saliva, and Cao Cao stared straight at the red red with big breasts and fat buttocks.
"Thank you for your love, and the little woman is out of the question. This first question is from the four of us sisters, and you must listen to it. The warbler and the swallow are emerald and red everywhere, please come out with the next sentence. Is there anyone who is willing to give it a try? I saw the warbler with a crisp waist and chest stepped forward, and the jade hand was lightly raised and swept over the four sisters one by one.
With people as the theme, it is still a beauty; Such a novel gameplay makes this group of talents even more excited; Even the scribes, who were not good at this, bowed their heads and pondered. Only Sun Jian, who had a peachy face and swayed from side to side, said with a full burp: "Do you want me to try these four beauties?" Hiccup, hahahaha. ”
Cao Cao and Chu Fei, who were sitting on either side of Sun Jian, were pondering, and when they heard Sun Jian say such a sentence slowly, they were about to get up, and hurriedly lowered their heads and held him down. I knew that it was such a grand event, so I wouldn't pour so much wine into the second brother, Chu Fei smiled bitterly.
The talented people who were thinking hard about the words on the side, when they saw this idiot come up with such an insulting sentence, they all despised it to the extreme, and even despised Cao Cao, Chu Fei, and Guo Jia.
Everyone was disdainful, but their thoughts were interrupted by a shout: "In Xia Nai, people call the Lu Guo Kong Shang who fell down the wall, and I have seen the girl Yingying. This sentence, I have it. ”
"It turned out to be Lu Guo's opposite, but I didn't expect him to come today, so this chip must be his."
"Yes, yes, since it was Lu Guo's opponent who came up with the wall first, it is not surprising."
Knowing that this person is the famous Falling Wall, everyone is talking.
"Kong Gongzi is really quick-witted, and the little woman listens attentively." Yingying bowed to Kong Shang, who came to the court.
I saw Kong Shang staring at Yingying's crisp chest and said: "Men, women, young and old, rejoice every day. ”
As soon as Kong Shang spoke, everyone applauded.
"Okay."
"Wonderful."
"Gongzi Kong really has the wind of the ancestor, and he will become everyone one day."
Even the warblers on the side and Xu Shao on the stage nodded in approval.
In front of Xu Shao, who gathered in front of Xu Shao, Kong Shang was overjoyed, and while arching his hand and saying that he didn't dare to dare, he stared sideways at Yingying's crisp breasts.
The warbler's face turned even redder.
Kong Shang? Could it be Kong Rong's younger brother? Although this Kong Shang is handsome and quick-witted, it is a pity that he has not heard of it. Chu Fei shook his head, picked up the wine glass and took a sip.
Sun Jian, who was held back by Chu Fei and the others, suddenly shouted: "What's good, these third brothers will definitely be able to come up with a better sentence than this, hiccup." ”
The originally joyful scene was instantly broken by Sun Jian's words. This kid has repeatedly boasted about how powerful his eldest brother and third brother are, and everyone has long been unable to see it. Now he is so blatantly provocative, known as Kong Shang, who has fallen down the wall, hum, just asking for his own suffering.
Seeing that everyone looked gloating, Cao Cao and Guo Jia all looked worried. Although his third brother and lord are extremely intelligent, the Kong Shang who is known as the one who is known as the wall on the opposite side is so fast and so neat, it is definitely not an easy person.
"I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue, that's your third brother, let him come out to see me fall down the wall, see if I'm right to pour him, hahahaha." Kong Shang, who was being touted by everyone, saw that someone was provoking, and he was angry in his heart, so he said sarcastically.
"Hahahaha." Hearing this, everyone also laughed.
"You ......" Seeing Kong Shang inciting everyone to laugh at Chu Fei, Sun Jian couldn't help but be furious. Pointing at Kong Shang, he was about to go up and beat him, but he was pressed down by Chu Fei, who was standing up at this time, with one hand.
When the Yingying girl first came out with the topic, Chu Fei couldn't stop laughing, Chu Fei, who had planned to be in the limelight, was delayed by Sun Jian's sentence to try these four beauties. Seeing that Kong Shang, who claimed to be on the wall, said a sentence that was okay so quickly, Chu Fei also had some admiration. But now seeing that this kid actually despised him, Chu Fei couldn't help but be very angry. Pressing down Sun Jian, who was about to get up and beat Kong Shang, Chu Fei moved to the front of the court.
"Right to the wall, huh?" Chu Fei squinted his eyes and said with contempt at Kong Shang.
"Hmph, it's Lu Guo who is down against the wall." Seeing that this young man looked like a commanding man, Kong Shang snorted coldly.
"I've also knocked over the wall, I see that you have a hard time getting on the kang. Is it that you are stuck in bed at home all day, so you have this title. Chu Fei took two steps around Kong Shang and sneered.
"Hmph, don't take advantage of your tongue and show your true skills. If you can't come out, you will obediently go back with my tail between my legs, and Hugh will be embarrassed here. Thinking of the bed that he was knocked down by himself yesterday, Kong Shang said in a humble heart.
"Oh, I guess that's right." Chu Fei stopped and pointed at Kong Shang, whose face was slightly red, and smiled.
"You." After being broken by Chu Fei, Kong Shang blushed and wanted to scold Chu Fei.
"What are you, do you want to say in pairs? Okay, sir, I'll satisfy you today. I'll clean my ears and listen to my master, my next sentence is rain and rain wind and flowers and flowers and leaves every year in the twilight of the dynasty. Chu Fei turned to look at everyone and said slowly, when he said that he was in front of Yingying when he was in the twilight dynasty.
Yingying looked at the handsome young man who blinked at himself with his left eye and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and his pink face became even redder, until it was deep in the jade neck.
"Childe's sentence is the love of the little girl's life." The red-cheeked warbler lowered her head and leaned over and said shyly.