The window lights on the carriage are made of copper headlights, and the weight is not light. At first, Qin Ze just wanted to startle Cheng Lao You, he didn't have the courage to really do anything with him.

But this man is not as good as heaven, and the devil knows how this horse's ass is so sensitive. He just kicked him, he rushed so hard, and he happened to hit Cheng Laoyou's forehead.

It is said that the tiger's butt can't be touched, and his old demon's forehead can't be touched by the way. Although Cheng Laoyou's appearance made Qin Ze a little funny this time, he really didn't dare to laugh.

"It's just for a while, what can I do next?"

Qin Ze wanted to cry without tears in his heart, so he hurriedly stepped forward to ask. Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked in, Cheng Laoyou, who was still bending down, suddenly jumped up. It was just a leg flick, and it didn't give Qin Ze time to react at all.

Qin Ze only felt that his calves were weak, and the whole person was kicked to the ground by Cheng Lao You. What's more, because he didn't grasp the center of gravity well, the result was a hard hit on the ground.

"Bang dang!"

Qin Ze could only hear the buzzing sound in his ears, and his head seemed to be numb, without the slightest feeling.

Before the man could react from the impact, he suddenly heard a breaking sound in the air, and then felt a strong gust of wind coming.

I saw that Cheng Laoyou, whose arm was as thick as Qin Ze's calf, flew up in the air, and then sat on Qin Ze's back with a butt.

This heavy blow directly caused Qin Ze's entire three souls to go to seven spirits, and half of his life was gone. Fortunately, Cheng Lao Demon still had some strength, and when he landed, his legs were supported, otherwise Qin Ze would really have confessed this time.

"Ahem."

Qin Ze lay on the ground, coughing uncontrollably, he even felt that the lobes of his lungs had been crushed by Cheng Lao You.

"Hey, hey." Seeing Qin Ze's appearance, Cheng Laoyou laughed a few times with satisfaction, patted Qin Ze's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Virtuous nephew, isn't it fun?"

Qin Ze swore that if God gave him another chance. He would never stretch out that kick, he would obediently climb into the carriage by himself, and then obediently be tied up and taken to the Lizheng Hall.

Can ...... now

Qin Ze, who only had half a life left, trembled and stretched out a hand, swayed a few times in the air weakly, and said tremblingly: "Uncle Cheng has a lot, so I forgave the kid this time, right?"

"It's not impossible for me to forgive you, but you have to promise me one condition." Cheng Lao Demon was still sitting on Qin Ze, and he had no intention of going down at all.

In this case, don't say one condition, he has to agree to ten conditions. If Cheng Laoyou continues to do it like this, it is estimated that this little life will really have to be confessed to himself.

"Uncle Cheng, please say, the little nephew will do his best to complete it." Qin Ze hurriedly raised his hands and said in agreement.

After getting Qin Ze's answer, Cheng Lao Demon laughed twice again, and then sat up from Qin Ze's body. At the same time, he said: "It's not time yet, I'll tell you when the time comes." The people I hate most in my life are treacherous people, and if the virtuous nephew shirks or something, don't blame my subordinates for being out of proportion. ”

What is this called, the last time the poetry meeting, Qin Ze was sent to a condition by Wang Yuxi. Now he has been pitted by Cheng Lao Demon for a condition.

Wang Yuxi's Qin Ze is not afraid, it's a big deal to suffer a little loss and promise himself, right?

But Cheng Lao Demon is not easy to do, this guy is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he is notoriously difficult. If he really dared to say a word about this promised thing at that time, he would really dare to cut Qin Ze off.

However, the most important thing at the moment is to let Cheng Lao Demon dissipate his anger first, and the dignified General Zuo Wuwei was knocked out of a big bag by Qin Ze.

It's just that when Qin Ze got up from the ground tremblingly, this feeling of guilt suddenly disappeared. Because he suddenly found that on his head, another big bag suddenly appeared. And what's even more exaggerated is that it's in the same place as the last time.

I really want to cry without tears this time......

And for this masterpiece of his own, Cheng Laoyou is very satisfied. It's just that this big bag this time is obviously much smaller than last time, which makes Cheng Laoyou a little regretful.

However, for the sake of Qin Ze having already agreed to his request, he graciously gave up the idea of doing it again.

"Let's go, don't really keep Your Majesty waiting for a long time." As he spoke, Cheng Lao Demon lifted Qin Ze and threw him directly into the carriage.

And looking at the rope tied by Qin Ze on the way, the more he looked at it, the more dissatisfied he became. In the end, he actually took out a cowhide rope from the carriage, and tied it to Qin Ze without saying a word.

This time, Qin Ze didn't show any displeasure, but obediently let Cheng Lao Demon do it. Anyway, this time Qin Ze can be regarded as a big victory.

You can feel this when you look at the big bag on Cheng Laoyou's forehead.

I have to say that the celebrity effect is not ordinary, and it is nothing for Qin Ze to have a big bag on his head. But this old demon Cheng also appeared on his head, which surprised everyone, they had never seen the old demon so embarrassed.

Especially when he and Qin Ze stood together, both of them had a big bag on their heads, which made everyone feel funny when they were surprised.

Because this scene is a bit comical and excessive, but these two people still pretend to be casual, which makes them laugh even more.

Just walked down for this matter, I don't know how many doormen were kicked by Cheng Laoyou. But no matter how much he kicked it, the people still laughed.

Even in the end, Cheng Laoyou himself was tired of kicking. He didn't even have the interest in moving his feet, which disappointed Qin Ze, who was a fox and a fake tiger.

He had long seen that these right prison guards were unhappy, but he couldn't beat others. This time, I was able to meet Cheng Laoyou, and I thought I could watch a good show, but I didn't want Cheng Laodemon to stop doing it.

I wanted to agitate a few words, but I saw that Cheng Laoyou's face was not good, so I could only keep my mouth shut.

In fact, Cheng Lao Demon didn't see Qin Ze's thoughts, the reason why he didn't do it anymore. On the one hand, he really didn't want Qin Ze to be so proud anymore, and on the other hand, he found that it was pointless for him to do this. The guys didn't say a word when they were kicked, and when they were far away, they laughed again.

Who was still a little interested in this way, so he pulled Qin Ze, who was still a fox and a fake tiger, to the Lizheng Palace.

To be honest, when Li Er saw Cheng Laoyou and Qin Ze appear in front of him like this, he was also stunned for a second.

And then......

Then there was a lot of laughter, and the big bags on the foreheads of the two people were in the same position. Qin Ze This is the second time, Li Er has already been mentally prepared, but when he saw that such a person also appeared on the forehead of the unscrupulous Cheng Old Demon, Li Er couldn't calm down.

If it weren't for Cheng Lao You's also there, Li Er really wanted to praise Qin Ze, for so long, he Qin Ze was still the first one who dared to let Cheng Lao Demon eat deflated.

Cheng Lao Demon looked at Li Er and laughed at himself, and there was another burst of anger at the moment. Without saying a word, he directly dragged Qin Ze past him and pushed him in front of Li Er.

At this time, Li Er noticed Qin Ze's body, it didn't matter if he looked at it, and suddenly the whole person was like clockwork, and he laughed even harder.

In fact, what Qin Ze didn't know was that it wasn't just Cheng Laodemon who was laughing at the doormen before, just the binding method on his body was enough to make them laugh.

Li Er has never seen a sturdy person who can be tied, not to mention escaping with this binding method, except for two legs and a neck, Qin Ze has no place to move up and down his body.

Originally, he just wanted to let Cheng Lao Demon give Qin Ze a dismount, but now seeing that these two living treasures, one big and one small, were all so embarrassed, Li Er suddenly felt a little unbearable.

waved his hand at the moment so that the two of them didn't have to be polite, and at the same time, he asked Ruan Quan on the side to come up and help Qin Ze untie the rope tied to him.

Qin Ze was moved at the moment, and he was about to cry directly.

Of course, on the one hand, this is because of Li Er's generosity, and on the other hand, he is also stupidly crying by his own IQ.

In order to use up all the ropes, he tied his two hands to death. But I never expected that when I wanted to untie it now, I was powerless.

"Back to Your Majesty, this rope in the hands of Qin Senjun really can't be untied."

Ruan Quan was also stumped, the cowhide rope was already very strong. And this thing is very elastic, so generally people who are tied up will not struggle. Because the more you struggle, the tighter this thing will be tied, just like Qin Ze is now, it has reached the point where there is nothing you can do.

"Huh?" Li Er was also stunned, and then looked at Cheng Lao Demon on the side, he thought that this knot was tied by Cheng Lao You, and wanted him to help untie it.

In fact, when he tied this rope, he didn't tie it at all, Qin Ze just tied the rope to death with his own mouth and a hand that could only move slightly. So now he can't help it.

"Your Majesty, this rope was tied by Qin Senjun himself, and the minister is powerless." Cheng Lao Demon shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile on his face.

Qin Ze finally knew what it meant to be cocooned and self-bound, and he was just lifting a stone to hit his own feet.

Fortunately, Li Er also knew that it was not a way to go on like this, and finally waved his hand to let Ruan Quan get a scimitar knife and cut off the cowhide rope in Qin Ze's hand, which saved him.

As soon as the rope was broken, Qin Ze's whole person was much more relaxed, and he hurriedly thanked Li Er.

"You don't have to be like this, I also heard that Qin joined the army recently made an anonymous poem, and I really like it, so I summoned you to meet him. If it's all right, just transcribe this poem and show it to me. ”

As he spoke, he asked Ruan Quan to bring the pen and paper prepared on the side.

Want to cry without tears......

When Qin Zejue went out in front of him today, he must have forgotten to worship the immortals, which is why he was bullied so badly.