Chapter 115: Shameless to the End

"Yes!"

In the midst of angry screams, a group of cooks and waiters violently threw off their white overalls, threw away the tall chef's hat on their heads, drew their self-defense daggers and combat sabers, and one of the last guys to rush out of the kitchen had already picked up a rapid-fire crossbow in his hand.

All the customers in the restaurant widened their eyes, but please think about it, what kind of good bird can be the "staff" who can follow Instructor Desier to participate in this "Beast Hunting" military competition? !

Amid the roar of the person in charge of the restaurant, a group of fully armed, ghostly suspects, rushed out of the restaurant with a murderous anger of a few professional soldiers who could reach the Schwarzenegger level, and then they were completely stupid. The bandit leader was standing there leisurely, taking out the Brazilian barbecue from the makeshift package of the tablecloth, chewing it there with a delicious taste, and pouring a special drink.

And their second leader, Assistant Instructor Yang Hu, was standing there crying and laughing, directing a waitress to count the thieves who had swept out of the restaurant by the bandit leader. Skewers of grilled meat, chunks of steak, fruit from all over the world, seafood freshly caught from the sea, plus seven or eight silver plates, dozens of Cuban cigars smeared with gravy and jam. This large pile of things were mixed together, coupled with the fact that the warrior song swept all the way and dragged heavier and heavier packages in the restaurant, bumping and bumping, what fruits, pepper noodles, seasonal fruits, and salad dressings were all mixed together, and it became a lot of sticky and greasy things that only knew what it looked like.

The eyes of a group of people turned red when they saw that the food they had worked so hard to cook for hours turned into a pile of mud. One had just been insulted. There was still a stunned look in his chest. A waitress with a palm print made of tomato juice. Pointing at Tang Yuxuan, he screamed loudly: "It's him, it's this perverted pervert who robbed us of everything!" ”

At this time, that hateful, damned bastard Tang Yuxuan didn't have the slightest sense of being the culprit, and he was still gently sucking the juice on his fingers. He smiled brightly at a group of murderous professional soldiers and the waitresses who had been insulted by him, "Hmm. Yes, it tastes great! ”

Seeing this group of professional soldiers rushing out of the cafeteria in their true form, Assistant Instructor Yang Hu widened his eyes and roared, "What are you doing?!" ”

Don't look at Assistant Instructor Yang Hu's height is less than 170 centimeters, but who can survive the battlefield, which one does not have a big voice that can still stand out in the earth-shattering battle? When he roared like this, it really shook the audience, and a group of guys who had just evolved from cooks and waiters to Predators looked at each other. I don't know how long it took. Someone first pointed to Tang Yuxuan, the bandit leader standing aside, and then pointed to the huge package. He whispered, "He snatched my barbecue fork, and I have to get it back." Otherwise, there would be no way to continue serving barbecue to guests......"

Tang Yuxuan strode over to the package, first pulled off all the beef that had been roasted three matures on the barbecue fork, and then generously returned the fork to the stupid bird, and then wiped his hand stained with pepper noodles and gravy on the placket of the other party's clothes a few times. Then he waved his hand again and again, and said, "Go, go, the fork has been returned to you, what are you doing here?!" ”

Everyone opened their mouths wide, and dozens of pairs of red eyes fell on the face of Assistant Instructor Yang Hu, as long as their second-in-command, Assistant Instructor Yang Hu, nodded slightly, even if it was a dry cough as a code, they would rush up and completely beat Tang Yuxuan, an extremely arrogant guy, into a pig's head.

Tang Yuxuan stood there and took a big bite of the Brazilian barbecue into his mouth. While muttering to himself in his mouth: "Double compensation, double compensation, hehe, double compensation...... If you beat me, the double compensation will be gone, I don't care...... Double the compensation, double the compensation......"

Assistant Instructor Yang Hu was really dumbfounded, and it was only at this time that he really saw what it meant to be called "the most slippery captain". Staring at the food package that had been rolled up to a tablecloth, and how to count the food package that weighed more than one hundred and twenty catties, Assistant Instructor Yang Hu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he really wanted to ask Tang Yuxuan, how to sweep away everything that could be seen and reached in the restaurant in just over a hundred seconds.

"Go, go back!" Assistant instructor Yang Hu waved his hand to let a group of "cooks" and "waiters" return to their jobs, he saw that the waitress who came out with Tang Yuxuan was still squatting on the ground, recording what Tang Yuxuan snatched out of the restaurant one by one, Assistant Instructor Yang Hu shook his head angrily, snatched the small notebook in the waitress's hand, and added the four big words "extremely shameless" directly behind the test comments in Tang Yuxuan's restaurant!

Faced with such an unreasonable reason, Assistant Instructor Yang Hu could only smile bitterly and shake his head, "You obviously know that after the game, the relevant departments of your Zeeman Legion must compensate you twice for the losses caused by you in the restaurant, especially if you destroy public property in public in the restaurant, all these items together are already a considerable amount of expenditure, I believe you will definitely be criticized by your superiors because of your behavior, why do you still do this?" ”

"Nothing, this is what I have to do!" Tang Yuxuan smiled and said: "When I was in elementary school, I once learned a text in the ideological and moral class, and now I haven't forgotten it!" ”

Assistant Instructor Yang Hu didn't know what kind of discipline this was "Ideology and Morality", so he kept silent rationally and let Tang Yuxuan talk nonsense there......

Tang Yuxuan finally pushed open the heavy door of the room, and what appeared in front of him was a multi-functional conference hall, which was isolated into a space of one square meter by protective plates, and outside each space, there was a conspicuous sign. Tang Yuxuan bit his tongue and looked at the room prepared for himself. Instructor Desier is indeed a big bastard, and even under the label, he didn't forget to make a special trip to have people write the two big words "substitute" in red color!

In a one-square-meter space, there is a small table. On top of it was a piece of vellum paper and a ghostly brush. Tang Yuxuan looked at the space. He casually placed the package full of food outside. Then walk over and review the question carefully.

"Within fifteen minutes, draw a rough picture of the interior of the restaurant, and write down at least fifteen types of food and drinks that have ever appeared in the restaurant."

\'No one who is there will never understand how contradictory this question is.

If the captain who entered the restaurant first to be tested, if he did not have the consciousness of sharing weal and woe with the team, it would be absolutely impossible for him to walk out of the warm, comfortable and fragrant restaurant with his own willpower in five minutes. Be the first to come out. The captain who can rely on his extraordinary willpower and arrogance to insist on not touching food and drinks is of course the first place in this assessment, but the first captain who walks out of the restaurant and does not touch any food is likely to fail the second assessment at all.

Seeing this kind of double-ring assessment, Tang Yuxuan could only secretly admire in his heart, the person who can come up with this assessment method is a genius!

As the latest to appear. Tang Yuxuan, the captain who ate the most and grabbed the most, smiled. He slowly dragged in the packages he had left outside the door, slowly examined them one by one, and then wrote the names of the food on them. An assistant instructor walked up to Tang Yuxuan's side, watching Tang Yuxuan blatantly cheat in this way, and then looking at the internal space map of the restaurant that Tang Yuxuan didn't use a ruler to draw but could only be described by the word "accurate", he hesitated for a moment, and then looked at the four words "extremely shameless" that Yang Hu's assistant instructor personally instructed in his hand, and finally walked away slowly.

Who would have thought beforehand that someone would be able to cheat in this way? In the face of Tang Yuxuan, who is extremely shameless and can really be called a ruthless and thick-skinned outstanding person, their test questions are as helpless as how many ribs a primary school student has in his body, but he has to forbid them to reach out and count them on himself.

The contents of the whole package were stirred into a sticky and greasy mess, Tang Yuxuan grabbed the pen with his right hand, rummaged through a large pile of food with his left hand, and threw some grilled steak, small snacks, fresh cheese and other things into his mouth, because the package was too big, Tang Yuxuan's whole person squatted in the aisle, and the people who passed by Tang Yuxuan, whether it was the assistant instructor who came with Instructor Desier, or the staff of the competition committee, or other special forces captains who completed the assessment task, They all widened their eyes and opened their mouths wide, and their expressions were so wonderful that they looked like hell.

In front of everyone, Tang Yuxuan raised his head and said, "Ah, this is miserable, why did I only snatch twenty-eight kinds of food from the restaurant?" It was so messy and I was so excited, I really can't remember what food was there. ”

After completing the second assessment task, he gathered around Tang Yuxuan, holding his rumbling belly, and watching Tang Yuxuan slowly enjoy the delicious food there with red eyes.

Load, let you load hard!

Now dumbfounded, this stupid, this crazy, now your Sky Wolf team, finally because of the incompetence of your captain, is really eliminated, right?

"There it is!"

Tang Yuxuan suddenly folded the table, and waved his pen on the answer sheet with an excited face (don't worry about the problem that he doesn't know Mayan characters, Xiaohu has already cracked the Mayan text sorting, Tang Yuxuan just needs to follow Xiaohu's analog projection text to draw cats and tigers) He read in his mouth while writing: "Toast, fruit salad, juice!" I don't believe that there is no place where these three things are not provided! Well, there are thirty-one kinds of food, so no one would object to me filling them with pepper noodles, salt, mustard oil, and ketchup, which are all things that can be eaten! ”

The people around who were about to watch the show almost fainted, and everyone's eyes were full of three big words: "You are shameless!" ”

At this time, Jin Linna, the captain of the Wild Dragon Clan of the Free Skirmish Guild, looked at Tang Yuxuan, hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help but ask: "What are you doing grabbing so much food from the restaurant, this is enough for you to eat alone for a few days!" ”

Tang Yuxuan still had a good impression of this Captain Jin Linna, who was the first to pass the recitation assessment with a veil of mystery and cleverness, and he replied while re-tying the package: "I'm full, but my brothers are probably still hungry!" ”

"Alas......" Jin Linna sighed, she stared at Tang Yuxuan with sympathetic eyes, and said, "Probably you haven't had a few dinners like this in the Special Olympics Empire, right?" ”

"yes!" Tang Yuxuan turned his head, looked at Captain Jin Linna with a smile, and said: "I fled here, let alone such a sumptuous dinner, we rarely even use any desserts and meat products, if it is convenient, I hope that Captain Jin Linna can give me some practical and cheap souvenirs, I will take these back these are first-class gifts!" ”

Jin Linna didn't hear the irony in Tang Yuxuan's words, she actually nodded as a matter of course and said, "No problem, these things are very common in our guild!" ”

Tang Yuxuan was really surprised, he stared at Jin Linna's somewhat blurred face, he was looking at it so not, focused and so serious, facing his hot gaze, even Jin Linna felt unbearable, and couldn't help but lower her head.

(End of this chapter, please pay attention to the next chapter) (To be continued.) )

PS: Charm is something that you can't see or touch, but you can feel it!