Chapter 26: The Arrogant Little Turtle and the Unlucky Child (Part II)
"Huh, someone's coming?"
Hearing the arrogant voice ringing in his ears, Xiao Ruoli's heart became frightened, but when he looked around and didn't notice any figures appearing, Xiao Ruoli's face instantly became solemn.
And very strange?
As this voice sounded, the attacks of the more than ten earth demon beasts all quickly stopped, and they involuntarily began to tremble!
"Oh, I'll go, I said that unlucky kid, yes, that's right, it's you, don't turn your head, you shit, what kind of bullshit?
You didn't even notice that Wu Ye was standing on such a high place, it really made Wu Ye and I despise you so strongly!" the mysterious voice said again.
"Hey, it's you, a palm-sized Wang Ba? How is this possible? A Wang Ba is so good that he can even speak?"
This time, when I looked in the direction from which this voice came, I realized that the "person" who spoke was actually a palm-sized, humanized little turtle with two paws on its back, standing on a high stone not far away and shouting at Xiao Ruoli.
"Little...little Wang Ba? I'll go to your uncle's little Wang Ba, are you so blind that you see that Wu Ye is Wang Ba? Wu Ye is Xuanwu, Wu Ye is a divine beast Xuanwu that is one of the four elephants in ancient legends.
Fuck, what the hell, I'm really angry with the martial master, you unlucky kid looks like a human, but as soon as you speak, this is just an idiot and a double bastard of two hundred and five!?"
"By the way, and you beasts who look like mice but are not rats, what are you still standing there stupidly for?, give Wu Ye and me to kill that unlucky child, let him know what the fate of offending Wu Ye is?!"
Just after scolding Xiao Ruoli, the little turtle quickly shifted his attention to the trembling earth demon beasts on the side.
Squeak squeak
Being scolded by the little turtle like this, those earth demon beasts screamed again as if they had received a holy decree, and frantically besieged Xiao Ruoli!
"You...damn little Wang Ba, this matter is not over, you wait for the master, after the master cleans up these beasts, he will definitely catch you and make a pot of Wang Ba soup to make up for it!"
Annoying, it's so annoying?
Whew
Immediately, in the midst of an angry roar, Xiao Bili suddenly lifted his breath, quickly approached one of the Earth Demon Beasts, and before it could react, he grabbed one of its thighs first, and smashed it into the other Earth Demon Beasts.
"Attack your own shield with your own spear!"
This method is really good, and the effect is particularly significant, I was still worried about how to break through the defenses of those earth demon beasts, but at this moment, the earth demon beast that was caught by Xiao Ruoli served as a sharp weapon in his hands;
Poof, poof
For a while, he only heard the loud noises coming continuously, and Xiao Ruoli picked up the earth demon beast, like throwing garbage, and smashed all the demon beasts that rushed forward into the air, and fell far away, not knowing whether they were dead or alive!
"Hahaha, although this damn little Wang Ba doesn't listen to his words and is very annoying, but the attack method it says is convincing!"
Looking at the messy and fallen giant demon beasts in front of him, Xiao Ruoli had a rare smile on his tense face.
boom
Immediately, after Xiao Ruoli threw a heavy fist and smashed the demon beast in his hand into a coma, he casually threw it aside, and his attention shifted to the little turtle on the high stone!
"Hmph, now it's your turn, Xiao Wangba, say it, how do you want the master to cook for you, is it used for boiling, or is it braised and steamed?" Xiao Ruoli said with a cheap smile.
"You unlucky kid don't want to cross the river and tear down the bridge, do you? Don't, you don't, you must know that the purpose of what Wu Ye did before was all for you.
Unlucky child, think about it, are you inspired by the reminder and stimulation of the martial master?
Under the wise guidance of Master Wu, I successfully wiped out these earth demon beasts that even second-order demon beasts had a headache, and successfully exercised and improved themselves?"
"Fart! Master can defeat these beasts, it is purely because Master I am extremely smart and powerful, what does it have to do with you little bastard? You better think about it, how can Master cook you to be more delicious!" Xiao Ruoli spoke out at the right time, interrupting the little turtle's words.
Whew
After finishing speaking, Xiao Ruoli's speed did not decrease but increased, and in an instant, he came to the little turtle's side, and under its resentful eyes, he smashed down with an iron fist on his head!
"! I said you unlucky boy, can we be human beings and not die monkeys, don't be as dark and shameless as that dead Bi Ma Wen, aren't we sunny at all?"
Seeing that Xiao Ruoli's fist was about to fall and bombard the little turtle's body, it said such a sentence in a shocking way, which made Xiao Ruoli's attack stop at once!
"What...what?, Xiao Wangba, what did you just say? You said Bi Ma Wen? Damn, what is your identity? What is the purpose of appearing here? If I can't give Xiao Ye a reasonable explanation today, I swear that I will kill you and use it as food!"
Suddenly, hearing the little turtle say these words unconsciously, Xiao Ruoli felt as if a giant hammer suddenly appeared out of thin air and smashed heavily on his heart, making him instantly have a strong feeling of suffocation!.
"Idiot, Wu Ye told you from the beginning that Wu Ye is one of the four elephants of the divine beast Xuanwu, at this time you have to ask again, are you really stupid or fake stupid?
As for why Wu Ye is here, if Wu Ye tells you that it is purely a misunderstanding, will you believe the unlucky child?" said the little turtle with a roll of his eyes.
"One of the four elephants, Shenwu Xuanwu, if you thought that under this world, only our human race likes to daydream, but I didn't expect that today, I was lucky enough to meet a little Wang Ba who can also daydream in this demon beast mountain range?
This really responds to the old saying 'the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds', nonsense, little Wang Ba, you continue to talk nonsense!" Xiao Ruoli said with anger on his face.
"What are you talking about, unlucky boy? What kind of person am I, Master Wu, I am the dignified four-elephant divine beast Xuanwu Venerable, as for using nonsense...
I'm going to rub it, did the martial master see the fuck today? I actually felt the breath of that dead horse? Oh miserable, it's really over now!"
Bang bang bang
Before the little turtle's words completely fell, the little saint who appeared beside him at some point had already picked up the broken whisk behind him and smashed it down on the head of the little turtle.
"Bastard, you...you..., what...what? Holy shit, you damn it, you damn stinking monkey?
Damn, how can this be? Dead Monkey, you are an invincible powerhouse in the fairy world, a dignified Fighting Saint Buddha, with your strength, why...how did you become like this?"
was attacked suddenly, so that the little turtle couldn't help but be angry, but soon, when the little turtle turned around and found that the "thief" who attacked him was no one else, it was the transformed little saint, the little turtle was dumbfounded, and this lasted for dozens of breaths.
"Boy, can you tell Master Wu what this is all about, and how did this dead monkey degenerate to this point?"
"It's not impossible to answer, but before answering you, you must first answer Ruo Li's question, Xiao Wang Ba, are you really one of the four elephant divine beast Xuanwu?" Xiao Ruoli replied after a little illness.
It's a pity that the former Four Elephant Divine Beast Xuanwu is now just a cultivator who has lost all his cultivation, relying on the meager bloodline of awakening to suppress some low-level demon beasts with earth attributes to spend the day in fear.
But think about it, with the Holy Buddha, his invincibility and strength have been calamitized, how can my little Xuanwu demon beast be an exception? The immortal is dead, the Buddha has been destroyed, is there still a pure land under this world?" the little turtle said with a dejected face.