Packing the lunch box into the trash, Su Hong returned to the living room and saw Wang Zhen sitting at the table with a depressed expression.

"What's wrong with you?" She asked cautiously.

Wang Zhen sighed: "...... The villain remembered His Majesty, and I don't know what His Majesty is doing now. ”

"You have eaten and drunk enough to be comfortable, and then you remember your majesty?" Su Hong snorted, "Don't worry, your majesty is a typical heartthrob in history, everyone loves him, he sees the car, and even if he sees it, he can't wait to come forward to please ......."

"How did the girl know first? The Tartars are fierce! ”

"You also know that Tartars are not easy to deal with? And you still dragged half a million troops to your death? ”

Su Hong also knew that her mouth was unforgiving, but when she saw Wang Zhen's face of shame, she also felt a little inappropriate. She thought about it, simply pulled over a chair, and sat down: "Alas, Mr. Wang, let me tell you, everyone in this world has things to worry about, even if you become an emperor, it is not everything going well." ”

Wang Zhen raised his head and looked at her a little surprised: "Could it be that Miss Su, you also have something to worry about?" I see you as a bodhisattva......"

"Here you go again, who told you that I am a bodhisattva? I'm just a little common man, and I'm still a little common man who can't get married. ”

Wang Zhen was even more surprised: "Dare to ask the girl Gui Geng this year?" ”

"Me? Twenty-eight ......years old," Su Hong said with a smile, "It's just that two twenty-eight are combined." ”

Wang Zhen was stunned for a while: "You ...... this year Thirty-two?! ”

Su Hong nodded.

"Not married yet?!" Wang Zhen had an expression of fainting.

Su Hong didn't mind, she laughed: "Scared, right?" ”

"The villain really hasn't heard of it......," Wang Zhen thought about it, "There is a washerwoman in the villain's house, who is seven years older than Miss Su, and she has grandchildren. ”

"Well, it's understandable, Ming Dynasty." Su Hong nodded, "But what do you say about the 'white bone spirit' is a social nuisance...... Phew! People like you are a social nuisance! How can I become a social nuisance?! It's just so unfair! ”

“……”

"Let me tell you, people say I'm picky, but I don't know how good the blind dates I see are!" Su Hong sighed, "There is one, it is from the Public Security Bureau, and the first time we met, they scared me and told me about the head soup they cooked in the bureau......

"What...... What soup? ”

"Human heads!" Su Hong's eyes widened, "Listen!" Even if the Criminal Investigation Brigade really uses this method to identify the poisoning of corpses, there is no need to use it to scare the blind date! What else did a colleague say that he didn't know the details and drank the soup as pork rib soup! At that time, my stomach was so scared that I didn't eat a single bite of food! I still want to throw up when I get home! ”

"It's not like words, it's not like words......" Although Wang Zhen didn't understand at all, he also shook his head with Su Hong.

"Right! There is also a superlative, who has always boasted about how talented he is, and he is only eight buckets! A few days ago, I was chatting with him by text message, and I said to him** compared himself to Wang Mang. As a result, he texted back and asked me who Wang Mang was. ”

When Wang Zhen heard this, he came to the spirit: "Wang Mang? The one who usurped the throne? Wang Mang is humble and not usurped? ”

"It's him, you said that this is still boasting about how many books he has read, even Wang Mang doesn't know."

Wang Zhen insisted: "This person must be an illiterate Bai Ding!" ”

Su Hong was happy, and when she heard Wang Zhen echoing, she was even happier: "What's wrong with the network engineer?" What happens if I take the MCSE exam? White Ding is White Ding! ”

"Uh, but Miss Su, that **...... Who is it? ”

Su Hong was stunned for a moment, she thought for a while: "Speaking of which, he is a governor - you know the governor, right?" ”

Wang Zhen was shocked: "I know! A mere governor, an official with a sesame mung bean, has a heart of disobedience? ! ”

Su Hong couldn't help laughing: "So it's not arrested." ”

Wang Zhen sighed: "It should be chopped!" It's time to chop! ”

"Oh, not to ask ......"

"Rebellion! How can you not cut it? The Nine Clans should be punished! No! Ten Clans! ”

Su Hong was dumbfounded, and said for a while: "If you don't want to ask now, your old Zhu family's set is even more unhappy......"

Wang Zhen was stunned and shook his head: "Alas, the world has changed, it has really changed." ”

"That's right! People lately are like that! Su Hong said that the gossip came to the momentum, "Also, there was a movie a few years ago, adapted a book by Zhang Ailing, I heard that before the start of the film, the personnel of the filming party were introduced, and after the host mentioned the original Zhang Ailing, no one stood up to thank him, and some people were not satisfied!" I got angry on the spot and said: Why are the current authors like this?! What about the original? The shelves are so big! That's what Zhang Ailing, today is the boot ceremony! Why wasn't she there?! Hahaha Zhang Ailing has passed away for so long, if she was really there at that time, that person would not be scared to pee his pants! ”

Su Hong even laughed, Wang Zhen also laughed, halfway through the laughter, Su Hong suddenly stopped, she stared at Wang Zhen in surprise: "Who is Zhang Ailing, do you know?" ”

Wang Zhen's smile froze: "...... I don't know. ”

"Look at your smile, as if it's your own granddaughter." Su Hong said stupidly, "No wonder I became a celebrity in front of the emperor, I really know how to make fun." ”

Wang Zhen's face changed a little, and he whispered, "...... Female Bodhisattva, Tomorrow ...... Are you really going to send the villain back to Fort Tumu tomorrow? ”

"Of course, that's where you should be."

Wang Zhen pursed his mouth, like a fat baby and was about to start howling again! Su Hong was taken aback!

"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry! You can't die! She grabbed Wang Zhen's arm, "Not only can't you die, but after you turn defeat into victory this time, Your Majesty will set up an ancestral shrine for you!" ”

Wang Zhen was dumbfounded: "...... It's true? ”

Anyway, he will be brainwashed tomorrow, it doesn't matter if he cheats, Su Hong thought, if he really told the truth, he wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.

"How could I lie to you?" Su Hong let go of his hand and sighed, "After you returned to the capital, you have been added to the rank of knight, and later because your merits are too great, a hundred years later, Your Majesty also set up an ancestral hall for you and gave you a plaque......"

"What is written on the plaque?"

"O Jingzhong! Listen to the word Jingzhong, is this something that ordinary people can get? ”

Seeing Wang Zhenxi's appearance, Su Hong secretly thought that the lie that really added three points of truth was the most deceptive.

Wang Zhen did get the ancestral hall, and he did get the word Jingzhong...... Although he himself could not see what happened after death.

Who told him to meet the emperor who loved the old the most in history?

That night, DNA samples were collected and blood was drawn, everything was processed, the door was closed, Su Hong returned to her room, she fell on the bed, rubbed her eyes, and tiredness hit her like a tide......

Guarding the ancients overnight, it is not the first time for Su Hong, but Ling Juan and Lei Jun take good care of her, if it is a fierce ancient, Su Hong will generally not be allowed to work the night shift alone, compared to Xiao Wu, who has encountered Gao Yang, the founding emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, Su Hong's luck is not a little bit, that is a madman comparable to a Texas chainsaw murderer, and even did the dismemberment of the body of the concubine, for safety, Fang Wuying even handcuffed Gao Yang and shackles, and two members of the control team assisted Xiao Wu in guarding...... Su Hong has never met such a terrible guest, and for so many years, she has only "received" one general, who is Lian Po of Zhao State.

She still remembers that the old man got up in the middle of the night to practice boxing, and he was so vigorous that he could imagine it without looking. Hearing that in the second half of the night, Su Hong suddenly had an impulse......

She wanted to open the door very much and tell Lian Po: Sensei practiced, it was not you who led the troops this time, it was Zhao Kuo who talked about the soldiers on paper, and you will have no soldiers in the future, just because of the straw bag, all the 400,000 soldiers of Zhao State were buried alive by the murderer......

That was Su Hong's first night duty, and now that she thinks about it, she is young and frivolous, and in the face of things that she knows the ending, she can't help but want to make a difference. Lian Po is still able to eat, no matter how ordinary the poems, when this humble and stubborn old man appears alive in front of her, the real history will still make her unacceptable, and she can't sleep all night.

Turning off the light, Su Hong listened to the other side, there was no sound at all, since he knew that going back would be a reward for winning the battle, Wang Zhen was unlikely to want to escape......

So, occasional lies are more effective than truths.

But Su Hong didn't expect that Baimi would eventually have a mistake, and the next day, before injecting Wang Zhen with brainwashing drugs, he suddenly asked Xiao Wu what "social pollution" was.

Wang Zhen's sentence made everyone stunned!

"Victims, injuries." Wang Zhen said, "The public is also selfless, and the public is called the public - what about the 'social nuisance'? ”

"Who said that about you?" Xiao Wu was surprised.

Wang Zhen poked Su Hong with his hand: "Miss Su said that the old man and her are both social hazards. ”

Lei Jun laughed so the side! Su Hong was so remorseful that she almost wanted to bite her tongue and kill herself!

"Actually, that's a good thing." Xiao Wu couldn't help but smile and patiently comforted, "'Social nuisance', that is, uh, that ...... That's right! That is to say, such a person will go through countless hardships and ups and downs, and then the right thing will come to fruition......"

"The heavens will descend on the people, and the people will ......"

"That's right, that's what it means!"

Wang Zhen nodded, and suddenly sat up from the bed in the laboratory: "So, Meng Fuzi is also a social hazard?" Oh, how dare you, how can the old man be compared with Yasheng, one of the 'social hazards'? It's not right, it's so inappropriate! ”

……

For a whole week after Wang Zhen went back, Su Hong's face in the office was terrible, and everyone walked around her. But the term "social nuisance" spread far and wide, and became a mantra for everyone to joke about when Su Hong was away.