Chapter 0009: Dream Idiot
The reason why the Black Prison is called the Black Prison is not because it is located on a black star, but because its prisoners are all from the gangsters and underworld of various dimensions.
The members of the Holy Guardian Alliance were punished to the black prison, but in fact, they did not simply come to prison, because although the black prison has jailers, compared to the prisoners with a huge base, it is obviously impossible to take care of them. And the Holy Guard Alliance is naturally relatively short of manpower, and it is impossible to send more manpower to the black prison, so in addition to the punished Holy Guard who has to come here to prison, he also has to serve as a jailer temporarily.
A huge mountain peak towering into the clouds stood impressively on the vast Black Star's famous Sin Plains, and more than a dozen huge metal buckles were dragged down from the mountain peaks and plunged straight into the plains......
Directly south of the peak, there is a huge cave entrance as high as a hundred feet, two metal buckles hang on both sides, and the entire entrance is shrouded by brilliant electric lightning, and from time to time various pale gold mysterious forbidden talismans faintly flash.
It seemed majestic, but the breath gushing out of the hole was enough to make people vomit out all the overnight meals, so there were still four or five miles away, and Nako's deputy flag was ready to say goodbye to someone.
"Alright, we'll have to send it here, you can do it yourself." Nako's deputy flag book dragged Amo, who was about to follow, and said coldly to someone.
"No, why don't you send me to the cell, maybe if it's missing, you can send me a ......," said someone shyly, "a year's time, Amo, but don't forget to send me my box of out-of-print playboys......"
Nake's deputy flag was even more vigorously dragged away by Amo: "Go, we don't know him......"
"Hey, Amo, don't let anyone into my room when you get back......" someone shouted with a long neck.
"Hmph, you can sit in your prison and reflect on your sins......" Nake's deputy flag is also the first time to come to the black prison, if it weren't for someone who is his boss, and the Ministry of Supervision ordered him to escort him over for some reason, he wouldn't want to come to this ghost place: "Your broken room, the ghost is willing to go in!" ”
"Well, that's good, I'm still worried that those shady confession diaries I wrote will be peeked at by some people......"
"I'm telling you now, the Black Prison Gate will only be open for one hour a week, and if you don't leave, you won't be able to catch up with the opening time of the Black Prison Gate, don't blame me for not telling you if you miss it!" Nako's deputy flag smiled, but in her heart she couldn't wait to rush back to the Lost Wind Fortress......
"Huh? You harmful little girl, look at how I clean you up when I come back......" Someone saw the light curtain at the entrance of the cave disappear from a distance, and immediately quickened his pace, if he really missed it, he would only wait outside for a week! And my butt is still very painful, which makes the four or five miles of the road seem difficult to reach in an hour!
Someone walked tremblingly on crutches for a while, and when he turned around, he couldn't see the figures of Na Ke Deputy Qiben and Amo, so he thrust his crutches into the ground, and closed his eyes suddenly: "Come out!" ”
"Hee-hee, good boy, you actually know that I've been watching you!" A cloud of blue light suddenly flashed away from someone, as if it had been squeezed out of some void.
"Of course, I'm the only one in the world that you have to care about." Someone gave a bright signature smile.
"Why are you laughing so lewdly? As far as I know, before I came here, he was the number one pacesetter of a certain Zhanlong special combat team, and he was considered a soldier king, and he was also a dignified socialist promising young man, could it be that the water and soil here are poisonous, and an iron-clad man has become so obscene and vulgar when he arrives here? The blue light actually sighed in pity.
"Of course, Lao Tzu was tricked here by a more obscene guy, saying that he wanted to give Lao Tzu an unprecedentedly powerful army to fight in all directions to maintain world peace, but when it came, Lao Tzu was reduced to being a group of rabble, guarding a useless fortress......"
"Isn't that good? New territory, new beginning, you have to work hard yourself! This is the best chance you've ever earned to prove yourself......"
"Don't call me haha, since Lao Tzu was deceived by you, this deflated Lao Tzu admits it, but don't think that Lao Tzu has no temper...... Hurry up, tell me how to find the Tyrant ......"
"What are you looking for him?" Two black dots blinked in the blue light in confusion.
Someone said helplessly: "He is the only witness to the tragedy that day......"
"Tragedy? What tragedy? The blue light expressed surprise.
"Hmph, it seems that you really haven't followed me in the past few years, so forget about me, right?" Someone said hatefully.
"What's the matter, aren't your dreams all bothering me to eat them?" Blu-ray grinned, looked like a smiling face, and said, "However, I don't usually have time to see you." ”
Someone glared at the blue light fiercely, and continued: "It was in the Black Lone Star, one night I ran to the teleportation array with Brother Xiang, Second Brother Lu, and Third Brother Zhao to drink, because the place was spacious and clean, and the eldest brother and the second brother drank alcohol, shouting to compete in martial arts, and I and Third Brother Zhao also happily watched the two of them compete......"
"The two peerless martial kings are fighting, no wonder this guy will appear ......," Blu-ray said suddenly.
"Exactly, when the eldest brother and the second brother collided violently for the first time, the incomparable brilliance of the critical attack seduced him out, and he devoured the critical energy like gluttony......"
"That's nature, the tyrant only likes to devour that pure crit energy, and that's also his unique way to improve his strength......"
"The eldest brother and the second brother also saw the appearance of the tyrant for the first time, and they were even more enthusiastic and energetic to compete, as if they wanted to feed this greedy tyrant to see what he looked like......"
"Oh, that's the right thing to do...... But although this guy is good, it's just like me, a dreamworm who likes to devour dreams, and there's no threat to the outside world......"
"The strange thing is here, the eldest brother and the second brother somehow, after the fight, they both turned red-eyed, and put on a posture like they were going to split each other......"
"What did you drink that day?"
"It's very ordinary, just two altars of 500-year-old apricot blossom spring ......"
"This wine is not strong......"
"Yes, later Zhao Sange saw that the situation was wrong, and he also jumped over with a gun, wanting to mediate between the two...... Who knew that tragedy had happened......"
"What happened?"
The weapons of the three of them slammed into each other, and a loud and earth-shattering sound erupted...... I was shocked and flew straight out dozens of feet away, and I didn't know ......."
"You brutes!" Blue Light complained faintly: "I said how could the teleportation array of the black lone star disappear that day......
"Yes, the worst thing is that the chief used the last teleportation jade slip to pick up a few of us from the Black Lone Star afterwards, and told us about an unexpected and serious accident."
"I know, it's the entire choir tour escorted by the flower commander who disappeared during the teleportation......"
"Yes, there is Xi Shi who sinks fish, Zhaojun who falls geese, Diao Chan who closes the moon, and Yuhuan who is ashamed of flowers...... No matter which one is lost, it will make the heroes in the stronghold beat their chests! ”
"Hmph, the most important thing is that the Holy Maiden Athena and the Spear of Annihilation in her hand have disappeared, right?"
Beads of sweat on someone's forehead came out: "Yes, because of the destruction of the Black Lone Star's teleportation array, and it led to such serious consequences, Brother Xiang, Second Brother Lu, and Third Brother Zhao have long been imprisoned in the G prison of the Black Prison, and it is said that they will be locked up for three hundred years without bail......"
"And you've been sent to the Storm Fortress to make a little flag book......" Blu-ray suddenly laughed obscenely as he learned someone's demeanor.
"Alas, it's nothing to be a small flag, after all, the scenery of that place is not bad, who would have expected that when I worked hard for two years to gradually become famous in the circle of colleagues, and gradually won the favor of the chief adult......"
"Hmph, relying on those delicious foods poached from the Canglong Continent and those fine wines that were abducted and cheated, especially your virtual mirror with dozens of tons of island countries, I'm afraid it won't be able to achieve fame and popularity, right?" Blue light ruthlessly exposes someone's old bottom.
"Well, the chief didn't favor me because I gave him these ......," one of the men argued without convincing.
"I wonder why you want to put yourself in a black prison when the chief wants to promote you to commander?"
"Since you know that he wants to promote me to commander, then why don't you know that the Ministry of Supervision received a unanimous confession from my eldest brother Xiang, Lu Second Brother and Zhao Third Brother a few days ago, saying that I am the initiator of all this, and the motive is extremely suspicious, and Inspector General Miyamoto is planning to arrest me directly without reporting to the Inspector General......
"So as soon as you return to the Holy Star, you will casually find an excuse to smash the orange commander unconscious, and then let Deputy Inspector General Yunshuang sentence you to a year in black prison with lightning speed?"
"Of course, rather than fall into the hands of Inspector General Miyamoto, I would rather stay in the black prison......"
"Why? You think you can escape in the Black Prison? ”
"Of course I can't hide from it, but I at least have time to figure out the truth of this confession......"
"It seems that this news was also given to you by Deputy Inspector General Yunshuang......"
"No, of course not, this news was given to me by Inspector General Miyamoto himself."
"Why is that?"
"This is very easy to explain, as the inspector general, he naturally has to enforce the law fairly, but as one of his many eldest brothers, he naturally has to take care of me......"
"It seems that I came to you, and I really found the right person!" Blu-ray Dream said contentedly.
"That's, but if you're going to be satisfied, tell me how to find the idiot, because at the moment of the collapse of the day, I seemed to see a virtual figure that shouldn't exist on the scene - and only the idiot can know if it's my delusion......"
"I'm also very strange, since that day, I haven't contacted him since......" Blu-ray Dream Idiot pondered for a while: "If it is really as you said, there is a phantom at the scene, then, it seems that your meal of wine is really not simple!" ”