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An hour later, Xiao Zhan staggered out of the room.
He looked in the mirror for a long time, until he was used to seeing himself as he was.
"Oh my God, it's so beautiful!" Du Lianhuo glared at him and exclaimed: "Old watch, if you are like this every day, I don't care if you are a man or not, and I don't care if we are old watches!" ”
"Tut-tut...... It's an international supermodel! Kong Dasheng smacked his lips, took out two balloons and handed them over: "Taiping, it's not real, stuff it in, it's even better!" ”
The shepherd man kept nodding his head, his eyes full of amazement.
"Xiao Zhan, I have to say that you have a strong ability to disguise, even if you walk on the street now, others will treat you as a real beauty."
“……”
"Really?" Xiao Zhan frowned and said, "Why did I feel like I wanted to vomit when I looked at myself in the mirror just now?" ”
"That's because there's still something missing, and your boobs have to be padded so they look much more perfect." The madman smiled: "But the leg hair is gone, and the stockings can cover a lot, so it's not a problem." ”
"Dude, isn't it okay to be an airfield? These two balloons ......"
"Plug it, plug it, Uncle Yan depends on you for this matter, you have to sacrifice a little, right?" Du Lianhuo stuffed Xiao Zhan with balloons and said, "From childhood to adulthood, who doesn't know that you Xiao Zhan is the most righteous one?" I've done it all in the mountains and the sea of fire, what is it to pretend to be a woman? Uncle Yan is counting on you! ”
Xiao Zhan was helpless, he had already put on a skirt, high heels, a wig, and used camouflage to soften his face, which was not bad.
The two balloons were stuffed in, and the figure was immediately highlighted.
Seriously, although Xiao Zhan is not short, his body shape is very smooth, and after this kind of getting down, it is really a bit ...... Taste!
"Xiao Zhan, it's all up to you." Caizi patted Xiao Zhan's shoulder and said earnestly: "If it doesn't work, don't force it." Beacon really doesn't have a few days to live, his brain injury has never been completely healed, and his heart problem is not a year or two. He was going to make a stent, but he was afraid that it would get worse after making the stent, so he kept holding on, holding on to ......"
"Uncle Caizi, don't worry, I promise that there will be no problems, I'll go!"
Xiao Zhan walked out without hesitation, for him, this kind of sacrifice was not a sacrifice at all, he had to fulfill Yan Fenghuo's wish no matter what.
Walking to the door, the parrot spoke: "Lao Tie, there's nothing wrong!" Tease! Tease! ”
……
No problem, really no problem; Funny, really funny.
Xiao Zhan is definitely not soft when he kills, he is more decisive and ruthless than anyone else, but when he turns on the comic mode, the whole thing is a living treasure.
It is very abnormal for a person's thinking and personality to switch too much, but Xiao Zhan is originally wandering between different personalities.
"Should I walk with a catwalk, or should I walk normally? How do you walk more like a woman? ”
On the street, Xiao Zhan struggled to walk ahead of his plus-size high heels, facing all kinds of eyes.
"Huh? Shemale? ”
"Hey, it's really a shemale, from Thailand, right?"
"Such an ugly shemale?!"
“……”
The whispering sound reached Xiao Zhan's ears, and he couldn't help but be stunned, and then he couldn't cry or laugh.
He can make all the fabulous disguises, but disguise himself as a woman...... Not at all, he's not the kind of little white face who doesn't pull a few thin.
However, for this situation, Xiao Zhan's adaptability is still very powerful.
With his hands folded, he bowed his head slightly, and spit out a sentence with a smile: "Savadika......"
The voice tried to be so soft that it couldn't be softer, and when it reached his ears, his stomach churned, and he almost vomited it out.
Just this once, buddy is out of the way, just this once!
Xiao Zhan's heart was in tears, and while he struggled to step on his high heels, he kept clasping his hands together and saying "Savadika" to those people.
There is no one anymore, Xiao Zhan is absolutely righteous, and his heart is full of blood.
Yan Fenghuo is dying, and his only wish has to be fulfilled for him, so this sacrifice is nothing at all.
The big men are like this, they have to do everything they have to do, and they don't give in if they cut off their heads when they shouldn't do it.
Heroes are getting older and fewer day by day, and they young people have the responsibility to do what they can for heroes.
As for the female disciple who sat down on the Buddha to mutiny, it's not a big deal, isn't there a saying that is good? It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a single marriage.
finally walked into the nunnery, and Xiao Zhan's feet were blistered.
"Savadika...... Savadika ...... ...... Savadika"
With a smile on his face, he softly went to greet those who looked at him, his heart was bleeding and tears, but a dignified seven-foot man could bear it!
Xiao Zhan walked to the living place of the nunnery again, but was stopped again.
"Savadika......" Xiao Zhan repeated the numb movements, and said with sad eyes: "I am a heavy Thai drop, I am a silver demon, I have a department!" ”
"Shemales?" The little nun with clear eyebrows glanced at Xiao Zhan and clasped her hands together: "Amitabha, all living beings are equal, and the donor ......"
"Woo woo woo woo ......" Xiao Zhan directly interrupted the other party's words, and cried in his throat: "Little Fu, I'm pregnant...... Woowoowoo...... I don't know who the child's mother is, I don't know if I should have this child...... Woowoowoo......"
The little nun was stunned for a moment: "Pregnant?" Don't know who the child's mother is? This benefactor from Thailand, are you a shemale or a shemale? Child...... How did it come about? Amitabha Buddha ......"
Xiao Zhan snorted and burst into tears: "I said it wrong, I don't know who the child's father is, of course I am a shemale...... It can also be a shemale, anyway, anyway...... I'm a shemale anyway, I'm a pregnant shemale anyway, I'm ...... Who says shemales can't get pregnant? I...... Woowoowoo......"
Xiao Zhan completely let it go, as for whether the shemale can get pregnant, he doesn't know, anyway, the current setting is: he, the shemale, is pregnant and wants to kill the child.
"I'm broken, I don't want this child, I don't want this child...... I'm looking for your master here, I'm helpless, I'm scared......"
"Amitabha, don't do stupid things, don't do stupid things." The little nun shook her head.
"Can I not do stupid things?" Xiao Zhan said excitedly: "I'm a shemale, shemale is pregnant, do you know what this means?" This means...... I'm a shemale, I'm pregnant, do you understand? ”
The little nun looked dazed, she didn't understand!
At this moment, a middle-aged female nun wearing a monk's robe and a beady face came out of it.
"Uncle Shi." The little nun clasped her hands together.
The female nun nodded, waved her hand to let the little nun go down, and stared at Xiao Zhan for a long time.
At the same time, Xiao Zhan was already 100% sure that the other party was Tangtang.
"Master, I'm a shemale, I'm pregnant, I don't know if I should have a child, I ......"
"Are you a tease sent by Yan Fenghuo?"
"Uh......"
Xiao Zhan burst into tears in an instant, and he wanted to die: Yes, buddy, I'm just funny, for the sake of my poor Uncle Yan, I'll be funny to the end!
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PS: Writing this paragraph is actually to give Yan Fenghuo a final explanation, his story is in "The King of Soldiers".
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