Emperor Han Ling held the wine glass, touched the beauty, and happily beckoned to Guo Yi, "Guo Shizhong is here?" Sit. ”

Guo Yi almost vomited out the, endured the nausea, and took the tea and rinsed his mouth to feel a little better. But he really couldn't bear to look at the scenery in front of him, but the seat given to him by Emperor Han Ling was facing the palace maid.

Zhang Rang said in a weird manner on the side: "Oh, it seems that Guo Shizhong is still not in the middle of the matter!" ”

Grandma's, Lao Tzu said why did the third watch call in the middle of the night. It turned out to be Zhang Rang's ghost! What does it mean to play this one? Convict me of deception?

It's not that simple, right?

Emperor Han Ling saw that his face was pale, and he had an unwilling expression, but he became happy and beckoned: "Guo Shizhong, look here." How is my noble man's appearance? ”

Guo Yi was shouted by him, so he subconsciously turned his head to look, but unexpectedly, Emperor Han Ling showed him the concubine with open breasts and exposed breasts, which frightened him so much that he quickly stopped looking over, and he didn't dare to say anything for a long time.

Emperor Han Ling was unhappy, and shouted with a straight face: "Bold! I want you to see it, and you can watch it! Do you dare to resist the decree? ”

"Obey the order!" Since you have this hobby, then Lao Tzu will fulfill you. It is better to look at the spring picture of the concubine than to see the hybridization of man and beast. Sitting upright at the moment, a pair of eyes carefully looked at this concubine.

This time, the concubine couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Emperor Han Ling: "Your Majesty, he has seen enough." ”

Emperor Han Ling laughed, took the concubine back into his arms, and instructed: "Today I am happy, you will write a poem to praise the beauty of the concubine." ”

"The inferior reward is 10,000 yuan, and the medium food is 100 households. Superior......" Emperor Han Ling didn't think about what to reward for a while, thought for a while, looked at the concubine in his arms and said: "If you are superior, you will give a beautiful woman, and if you are below the concubine, you can choose at will." ”

The other two servants immediately picked up a pen and paper and began to write, they were both born in Hongdumen, and they were originally selected by eunuchs to write obscene lyrics and songs for Emperor Han Ling, and this kind of scene has also been seen a lot!

Guo Yi was stunned, what is going on? Writing obscene lyrics and songs has always been despised by the literati of various dynasties!

But in the same way, as many people are not ashamed of this, there are as many people as they are promoted and rich. Hongdu Gate and the Qing words of the Ming Dynasty are all the way.

In front of him, Emperor Huan held a celestial conference of 1,000 people, let the ministers and concubines do it, and he watched from the sidelines. The back of a spiritual emperor built the West Garden, set up open crotch pants, and it was also absurd, can this country not be weakened? If the Han Dynasty does not perish, then there will be no reason!

A middle-aged waiter was the first to complete it, and the words were explicit and extremely debauched. Emperor Han Ling was not interested when he heard it, "Cliché, inferior!" ”

The other, a little younger, wrote a little emotional, but it was only a short four-word poem. There is one article in the Book of Poetry, "Shuoren" is in front, and the other four-word poems are difficult to brilliant.

Emperor Han Ling was disappointed and said, "Inferior! Guo Shizhong, you come to the finale. ”

Helpless, Guo Yi had no choice but to recite a poem, "A branch of red dew condenses incense, and the clouds and rain Wushan break the intestines in vain." By asking who in the Han Palace is like, poor Feiyan leans on new makeup. ”

I shouted in my heart: Mr. Taibai, Xiaosheng is sorry for you! If you are in a hurry, you will forgive me!

"Good! Elect as Superior! Emperor Han Ling laughed and said to the concubine: "You have increased your value!" ”

"Thank you, Lord Longne!" After completing the task, Guo Yi couldn't wait to leave, he didn't want to stay in this place for a moment.

"Don't go!" Emperor Han Ling laughed and ordered, "Grandma, bring that fallen palace maid here, I want to compare with that dog!" ”

"Yes."

I'll it! There was only one thought left in Guo Yi's mind, the Yellow Turban Thief, come more violently!

In just a moment, Emperor Han Ling leaked once on the palace maid, and he was paralyzed, and his combat power was far inferior to that of a dog. His face is ugly, and as a man, he naturally doesn't want to be seen as bad.

Zhang Rang took out a bottle of pills and said to Emperor Han Ling: "The emperor is not in a hurry, the old slave has a bottle of Western Regions magic medicine here, which can make the emperor like a flying dragon in the sky!" ”

"Oh?" Emperor Han Ling took the medicine weakly, looked at the three attendants, and said, "Who will try it?" There is a reward. ”

But all new drugs must be interviewed by the emperor, which is a rule that cannot be abolished. Since it is an aphrodisiac, of course, men have to try it. The person in charge of testing the medicine on the spot was Guo Yi and the other three waiters.

After the other two ate it, they were like mad dogs, competing with dogs for palace maids, and they picked up guns and mounted their horses in front of the emperor. Guo Yi was frightened at the time, he didn't want to be like this. In front of the emperor, the emperor's woman, this is looking for death!

Emperor Han Ling's face had obviously turned cold. Although he is also absurd, he is very selfish, and he is far from having the bearing of Emperor Huan to open a celestial conference and cuckold himself.

Guo Yi was weighing in his heart, once his ghost and god body was carried away by desire, it would be unstoppable! The news of the emperor's death could be heard that night.

At the moment, he had a plan in his mind, and excused himself: "Your Majesty, the minister can't be a person, and he hasn't raised it since he was a child." ”

"Oh?" Emperor Han Ling became interested when he heard this, asked for an inspection, and stripped him naked. Sure enough, in the face of the full of **, the "second child" didn't move. But Emperor Han Ling did not believe in evil, and ordered him to take a pill, but there was still no movement.

Seeing that this was the case, Emperor Han Ling couldn't help but sigh, "Aiqing, it's a pity......"

Seeing this scene, Zhang Rang laughed and said coldly: "Take this medicine, if you don't have sex, there will be evil fire attacking your heart!" Bloodshed to death! ”

As soon as Zhang Rang's words fell, Guo Yi's nostrils were bleeding, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he fainted. Zhang Rang hurriedly checked and found that he was not dead, and said coldly: "This kid has a big life." Throw him aside! ”

The two eunuchs hurriedly threw Guo Yi into the chamber, and no one called him a doctor.

medicine, Guo Yi didn't eat it at all. It was put under his tongue, and when he was thrown into the chamber, he spit it out. Rao is like this, he is still infected with a little medicinal power, and the qi in his body is almost out of control, and he forcibly controls it, so he can be regarded as stabilizing his mind, and he falls asleep unconsciously.

"Giggles!"

The sound of a rooster crowing doesn't sound like it. Guo Yi suddenly remembered that when he was a child, he imitated the crowing of a rooster, and it was almost this tone.

"It's nice to be in the countryside." In a trance, Guo Yi seems to have returned to the countryside of his childhood, bitter, poor, and bullied, but he can find happy times every day and is always full of hope for the future. Later, when I came to the city, my life was comfortable, my wallet was bulging, and I was no longer bullied, but I couldn't find any happiness.

"My lord, it's time to get up." The voice of a eunuch came from the side, Guo Yi was so frightened that he bounced up directly from the bed, and subconsciously touched his little brother, well, very good!

"Where am I?" I can't remember last night's events, but the surroundings don't feel like my own home.