Chapter 0017: Battle Report
After more than half an hour, the ten patriarchs woke up leisurely, each of them seemed to have entered a certain plane and cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years in this half hour, and they all looked at the people in the conference room with apprehension and strangeness, as if ten stone statues had stood here since ancient times, and if there was no accident, it seemed that they would still sit here until the end of this world completely......
"Alright, Miyamoto is in charge of the affairs of the Holy Seal, so let's listen to the battle reports of the commanders...... Arthur, you will preside over the weekly meeting of the alliance in the future......" Seeing that the time was not early, the chief got up and left the chairman's position, walked behind Arthur, and patted Arthur on the shoulder affectionately: "In this way, it can save everyone a lot of time, after all, you are now the commander of the alliance army, and now the government affairs of the alliance are military affairs, so I can be lazy ......"
"In that case, I won't shirk it......" Arthur raised his head and said with a solemn face, "but if I want to preside over the meeting, the table must be round...... And I'm going to be presiding over the meeting for a short time, I'm going to give you just two hours......"
"Two hours? How can it be! Commander Cao first shouted: "Two hours is not enough for me to report alone!" Military salaries, personnel deployment, defense line inspections, fortress repairs, stronghold epidemics, casualties, and the movement of the demon army......"
"Yes, how big is the white-faced star stronghold led by Commander Cao, and now there are less than 300 million survivors, right? He can't finish reporting in two hours, and my Apocalypse Star can't finish talking in three hours! Deputy Commander Zhang Fei spread his hands and said helplessly: "What's more, my old Zhang is not very good at making reports...... The Apocalypse Star has the longest defense line, and there are as many as one billion survivors, so I don't talk about the daily management of those broken things, just opening the door every day to consider the food of these billion survivors, my eldest brother and second brother are also collapsed! - Even I, the old Zhang who has no heart and no lungs to eat and sleep, also broke my heart! …… Unbelief? Don't you believe me, look at my head, how many hairs do I have? ”
Deputy Commander Zhang threw his helmet on the conference table, and the room filled the room as if they saw a 500-watt light bulb shining brightly.
"Vice President Zhang, don't bluff the commander, does your hair fall out have anything to do with your broken heart?" The Orange Commander smirked.
"Hahaha......" Almost all the commanders present couldn't help but laugh.
"What's going on?" Commander Arthur had already walked to the chairman's position, and was moving the large chair, listening to everyone laughing so happily, he also raised his head with interest and asked.
"Your Excellency, that was three months ago...... Right? The Orange Commander looked at the few Commanders next to him as if he was verifying, and when he saw that they were all nodding, he continued: "Well, it was three months ago, when the Commander should have just pulled out the sword in the stone?" - As soon as the Apocalypse Star achieved the great victory of Xilun, completely cleared the demon army from the Xilun Fortress that had been lost for half a year, and recovered the granary of the Apocalypse Star, the Fertile Heavenly Plain, Deputy General Zhang returned to the Holy Star on behalf of Lord Liu and Deputy General Guan, and that night we who also returned to the Holy Star held a celebration banquet for Vice President Zhang in the Heavenly Tavern......"
"Tachibana-sama, I didn't offend you, did I?" Vice President Zhang interrupted with some embarrassment.
"Deputy General Zhang, please let him finish." Commander Arthur glared at Deputy Commander Zhang and said.
"Well, it happened that Lord Ran and his subordinates also came to the Holy Star that night, but no one noticed that someone would disguise themselves and mingle in it, after all, the chief has an order, and someone can't return to the Holy Star without permission......
The orange commander said that he seemed to be about to laugh at this: "Then Vice President Zhang drank a few more glasses, and was bumping into someone in disguise playing dice with the proprietress of the Paradise Tavern, and if someone loses, he plucks a leg hair, and when the proprietress loses, he remembers a bottle of wine to someone, and our Vice President Zhang actually watched it on the side, shouting to participate, and tied his trouser legs to reveal the black hair on his legs and laughed: 'Boss, I hope you don't feel sorry for your family's wine'......"
Commander Tangerine vividly learned the appearance of Deputy Commander Zhang at that time, and immediately caused a lot of laughter.
"Everyone knows what happened next!" Commander Cao laughed and slapped the table and shouted: "It's a pity that I didn't come that day, it was the deputy commander who told me later, I really missed a good show!" ”
"Yes, yes, the proprietress stopped doing it on the spot: 'Forget about your leg hair, pluck your nose hair!' ......" Commander Li Mu from Zhan Yuan Xing was almost out of breath when he remembered the sour scene that night.
"Haha...... At that time, Vice President Zhang was plucked out of his first nose hair and shed tears...... Haha......" Even Commander Xu Da, who has always been known for his calmness, also slapped the table and laughed.
"Go, go, I Lao Zhang had already drunk too much that night, how did I know that it was a set set up for me by someone?!" Deputy Commander Zhang's face flushed and said, "Although I Zhang Fei's hair smells great, I can't stand someone so bad......
"Why did you pull your nose hair up?" Commander Arthur was also confused by this jump.
"Unified ...... Command...... Lord Shuai ......" Commander Tangerine had already laughed: "I don't know if you have heard of Vice President Zhang's great achievements?" ”
"What?"
"It is said that after the recovery of Xilun Fortress, those demon armies were basically smoked away by Deputy Commander Zhang's hair that had not been washed for decades...... "Of course, we can live peacefully with him here, talk and laugh, and really rely on someone's blessing......"
"According to what the deputy commander told me, when the fifth nose hair is pulled, Vice President Zhang is about to run away......" Commander Cao said, and he couldn't help but pick out his nostrils, and it seemed that he was itching unbearably......
"Of course everyone won't let him run away, after all, the account of the celebration banquet is still waiting for him to settle......" Commander Xu said with a smile.
"But after our Vice President Zhang was held down, he actually said that his wallet was stolen...... "Inspector General Miyamoto naturally got involved: "I said at the time, 'Although this crime of stealing is great, lying and cheating is even more serious...... But our Vice President Zhang blushed and said that his wallet was stolen, which made it difficult for me, the Inspector General, to do it, after all, I was also present that night, and someone dared to steal under my nose, which obviously didn't give me face, I was just about to order a thorough investigation, and with a 'snap', a mess fell out of Vice President Zhang's helmet that he had been reluctant to take off, and fell in front of my eyes, I carefully picked it open with a fork and took a look, oh my mother......
"What?" Arthur said with a puzzled face.
"A wallet full of lice...... "The orange commander looked bald and looked at him: "In order to save money, Deputy Zhang hid his wallet in his hair......"
"Tsk, that's the taste...... "Commander Xu leaned down and retched.
"I've always wondered why Vice President Zhang didn't take off his helmet when he was blushing and his neck was thick......" Commander Li Mu shook his head and sighed: "I finally understood the hardships of Commander Liu and Deputy Commander Guan that night, and I also understood why Vice Commander Zhao was willing to leave the Black Lone Star......
"It's still the boss's wife, and she said on the spot: Deputy Zhang, pluck ten more nose hairs, shave your head and beat tung oil, and check out! Choose one of the three......" The orange commander smiled: "Sure enough, it lived up to expectations, Vice President Zhang chose to shave his head and beat tung oil......"
"Ge Laozi, if I Lao Zhang had known that this was a set set up by someone for me Lao Zhang after my fourth brother vomited bitter water on someone, Ge Laozi, I Lao Zhang would definitely choose to settle the bill!" Vice President Zhang regretted it.
"Why?" Commander Arthur laughed too.
"Anyway, I don't have any money in my wallet......"
"Inspector General Miyamoto, please drag this scoundrel out of the conference room......"
"Yes!" Inspector General Miyamoto didn't call anyone, he walked over and set up Deputy Commander Zhang and left......
"It's now official! Agenda: How to deal with the Apocalypse! Arthur looked at Deputy General Zhang, who was taken out of the conference room, and sighed: "According to the latest news, the Apocalypse Star has appeared in the Flying Demon ......."
"Ah?!!h Such news is tantamount to detonating a miniature nuclear bomb in the conference room, and even the ten stone statue-like elders are also a shock to the Holy Body!