Chapter 4 Aiming for a toothpick to stir the tea jar
Led by Falcon Wing, dozens of tribal warriors slammed the end of their spears to the ground, making rhythmic sounds, forming a circle, surrounding Yang Li and Yulia in the center, and the old and weak women and children in the tribe also witnessed all this, and poured out of the camp to join the crowd of onlookers.
What is this for, Yang Li was confused, there were several soldiers who died on the spot like the bison neck, and some people who were injured to varying degrees were still in place, so they should be treated immediately.
Falcon Wing untied the beast fur shawl from the bison's neck, which was still stained with dark red blood, it was the tiger skin of a saber-toothed tiger, with special markings on it, he knelt down in front of Yang Li and the two, and lifted the beast fur high above the top, without saying a word.
Yang Li finally understood, this is to let me be the patriarch of this tribe.
I've only been here for half an afternoon, is it appropriate for you to do this?
No, I want to go back to modern times, I want to surf the Internet, ask if it's GG or MM on the other side, I still have the king's diamond 3 rank that needs someone to inherit, and the Xinyue membership has not expired, and there are 6 deduction numbers that can be sold for money, these can't let the twist hurt to take it back.
Hahaha, you just keep this big leather jacket carefully, I can't use it, it's so polite, fellow, I'm not related to you, how can I accept this big gift, besides, killing protected animals to make fur, that is inhumane, to be condemned by the international community.
ββYang Jiao waved his hands in a gesture of resignation, with a smile on his face, ready to say this.
But a pair of jade hands appeared in the oblique thorns, and the beast fur was snatched away with the splitting hand.
Yulia patted the ash on it, and Mari put the hide on.
Yang Li's smile froze in mid-air, this can't go up, and he can't go down.
Rebelled against you!
"Hey, hey, hey, are we going to be the village chief, are you going to be a monkey with primitive life here, do you want to live a lifetime guarding that broken thatched hut, do you want to farm and stab pigs, a knife 999!" Yang Li said angrily.
"I killed the pig." Yulia choked Yang back with a word.
Yang Li gritted his teeth: "Then you give me a reasonable reason, why do you spend your life getting along with this group of natives?" You asked me to help them, I helped, I could teach them how to make fire with a fire bow, I could tell them how to find their way through the stars, I could tell them the direction of the river, I could tell them the pattern of the monsoon, but that was not the reason for me to stay. β
"So where do you want to go, do you have a plan?" Yulia asked, pouting.
Yang Li was silent for a moment: "We can go back to the place where the explosion occurred......"
"Then I want to go to Murmansk, I think it's more likely that we will find a way back, so let's go our separate ways." Yulia glared at Yang Jiao and didn't let go.
Yang Li almost didn't swallow this breath, and said Okay, then let's divide the luggage, you go back to your water curtain cave, and I go back to my Gao Laozhuang, but the words came to his mouth but didn't say it, he saw Yulia's eyes were red, and there were a little tears rolling in her eyes.
Ay.
Mao Mei opened her mouth and said, "Yang, I know you are a good person." β
Hmph, in life, it is not uncommon to be issued a few dozen dozen people cards, and you don't want me to compromise.
But Yulia's next words made him not calm, Mao Mei said: "I can only shoot, but now that I have run out of bullets, at this time I can only rely on you as a man when I go back to the wilderness." β
What a rhythm this is.
Yulia continued, "I don't have the knowledge you have, but I think we need to have a place to settle down, a nest to come back to at any time, a warm campfire, a shelter from the elements, and a tribe that trusts you. β
Well, if you use the river bay as a base, slowly find the clues back, and think about the future path, it is not a bad way, Yang Li thought so, and suddenly found that hey, this Slavic lady actually improved her IQ after shooting the bullet.
Yulia grabbed Yang Li's sleeve and shook it: "And you see, if I don't go back, I can still be a monkey in primitive life?" β
This rhetorical question poked at someone Yang's heart, he looked at Mao Mei's flickering gray and blue eyes, and Ha Lazi suddenly flowed down, who said that it was impossible for a toothpick to stir the tea jar, this Mao Mei would actually sell cute.
Seeing that the two gods and men were communicating very closely, the natives said in their hearts that they were not discussing the military affairs of the survival of the tribe, and they must not be disturbed, so they stared at each other with big eyes and waited quietly.
Hey, hey, Yang Li rubbed his hands: "Girl, since you have persuaded you so hard, then I will be merciful to stay and make this place a good place that is not inferior to the resort, then we can also hahahaha......"
Yulia turned her face: "You promised to be the village chief?" β
Yang Li was stunned: "It's not you who took over this job!" β
"Of course not," Mao Mei took off the animal skin and put it on Yang Li's head, and pressed it hard, "I'm just helping you try to see if it fits." β
Slowly, why did you tear the topic away in a blink of an eye, where did we just talk? That monkey or something......
Mao Mei seemed to see Yang Li's thoughts, blinked an eye, and said with a smile: "No problem, but when I was a little girl, I made a wish." β
"What a wish."
"Not only will I have violin and piano at my wedding, but also Hokkaido sashimi, Baltic caviar, Adriatic clams, Cordillera steamed bear paws, and Amazonian roasted crocodile tails on the table," Mao Mei suddenly approached, almost touching the tip of Yang Li's nose, a fresh fragrance of a girl came to her face, her thin lips were close to her ears, and she breathed like an orchid, "These little wishes, you must be able to fulfill me, my savior?" β
Poor Yang is a dick, where has he experienced this kind of battle, his mind suddenly went blank, and he nodded stupidly: "Appropriate, proper!" β
When she came back to her senses, Yulia had already picked up the big sniper and left, leaving only the swaying back of her wide pelvis and slender waist still lingering in her mind.
Rub, hit again.
Yang Jiao thumped his chest and felt remorseful.
β¦β¦
Yang Jiao thought about life for a while around the bonfire in the middle of the settlement, how did you say that I am a member of the geological team, how did I become the village chief of the primitive tribe? I said I wanted to go back to the 21st century, I really wasn't modest, but that Mao Mei set me up, and I really jumped into this pit, so I missed his two poems at the time.
Stop.
Thinking about it carefully, the ancestor has a good saying, I would rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail, and if I do a career on this wild earth, it may not be less valuable than being a geological team member.
And Yulia seems to have put forward an unusually harsh list of conditions, but in essence, what is she trying to say?
She wants me to take this planet.
I don't believe that with the excellent foundation laid by the three-year mock five-year college entrance examination, I can't handle this group of disheveled monkeys? I still have a lot of scientific expedition team and materials for the original examination in my Lenovo notebook, I want to smelt iron, tame war horses, let my subordinates step on stirrups, hold big guns, wear steel armor, and turn the seven continents and five oceans with the bottom of the car facing the sky.
Taking a step back, even if we are based on the principle of peaceful coexistence, we still have the trick of advanced productive forces, and when the inhabitants of the river bays and even the Yellow River-Yangtze River basin live a prosperous life, then open up trade routes, build sea ships, and bring civilization to other continents, and they are more likely to be assimilated under the crush of advanced culture and technology.
Wait, that laptop has a limited battery.
Thinking of this, Yang Li suddenly panicked, what should I do?
Immediately copy down the most important recipes and formulas, what spinnakers, blast furnace construction, iron smelting process, I rub it, there are too many.
Rushing into the tent of the Bison Neck Patriarch before his death, the silver notebook was still lying quietly in place.
Yang Li lifted the lid in fear, looked at the battery level in the lower right corner, and was stunned again.
100%οΌ Not.
A big β symbol is displayed there.
Desperately suppressing the impulse in his heart, Yang Li opened all the software that occupied the most memory and processor, and then observed the change of power, as expected, it was still the symbol of "infinity". However, Yang Li was worried that the computer system was wrong, and in fact the battery was still in a state of drainage, so he opened the data folder, took out a pen and paper and began to record.
When he picked up the pen, Yang Li suddenly found that even this small plastic pen was a consumable that was not used up.
The pottery technique, bronze casting and iron smelting techniques were copied into a notebook, which took about half an hour, and then Yang Li threw away the pen and paper.
Yes.
It's not power-off, it's really unlimited power.
This broken laptop is not connected to the power supply, in fact, it can only last for 20 minutes, but now it has been on for half an hour, and this is still a copy of the egg, the computer has mutated, maybe it can be connected to wifi.
But it didn't.
The Revelation Network of the Law of Cause and Effect is still in a state where it is locked as the home page by the Trojan horse, and it can't be changed, and General Zhang's wise smile seems to be reminding Yang Li all the time, go and save the world, brave boy.
"Yang Li, Yang Li!" Yulia rushed in.
"What's the matter?"
"My big sniper is broken."
Meow meow? When you stabbed the pig, you didn't think that the bullet would run out, but you can build it vigorously, but now it's okay, the ancient artifact sniper has become a burning stick without bullets, bad or not, what's the difference.
Yang Jiao waved his hand at the moment: "Oh." β
Yulia saw that Yang Li didn't react, so she ran out in a hurry, panting and carrying the big sniper in, removing the magazine, and pointing to the position of the socket, you see.
After experiencing the notebook mutation incident, Yang Li felt that he was a little numb, presumably suffering from the industry's famous dick silk crossing syndrome, and he couldn't recover for a while, but the current state of this big sniper still shocked him.
Actually showed the bullet in the CD.
There is a number that floats quietly in the magazine socket, generated out of thin air by 3D holographic light and shadow, showing a countdown to the next wave of bullets, with a cooldown of one month.
Yang Li calmly told Yulia the meaning of this set of numbers.
"I don't believe it." Mao Mei said.
"You have to believe it." Yang Li showed her the power of his notebook.
The two were speechless for a while. After deciding to stay in the settlement, all kinds of small problems followed, such as no running water, no bathroom, mobile phones have become bricks, you can't send status, I can't brush the circle of friends, I don't bring a change of clothes, and I don't know what ingredients to use when I want to cook.
But the small problems were put aside, and Yang Li decided to fulfill the village chief's main mission now - to teach the tribe the technology of making fire, using the tool of the fire bow.