"Team...... Captain! Xiao Jing's trembling voice came.

"What's the matter! Fragmented! Are you a soldier or a little woman? ”

"It's not...... You threw the magnesium strip away, was that part of the plan? ”

In this rainforest, he should be very aware of how important fire is to man.

"Magnesium strips threw ??!!" The brakes slammed, and the wheels pulled out two long rows in the mud.

"When did it fall?!"

"As soon as you put the hunting knife aside, that magnesium strip knocked off!"

Xiao Jing explained, hearing this, quickly got out of the car, went back to find it, if there is really no magnesium stick, in this extremely humid rainforest, it may be difficult to drill wood for fire, without fire, these two days will only eat raw meat!

"I can't find it!"

Sigh slightly, but this can't stop the Eagle Clan from surviving in the wild! We eat raw meat these two days!

"Ahh The members of the Eagle Clans wailed, how unpalatable the raw meat was, and there were parasites.

Dilapidated buggy starts.

Seeing an old man in the middle of the way, Daxuan and they definitely didn't know him, but Li Xian did.

"Hey! Isn't this the one who sells 'kidney tonic patches'! "I remember that last time I didn't bring cash with me, so I didn't buy it, and I didn't know the location of the base headquarters until I met Xin'er!

"Hey! Uncle! Remember me? After stopping the car, he yelled at him.

This uncle couldn't understand Li Xian's words, but he still heard it and saw it. After seeing Li Xian, he jumped on the ground excitedly, he knew himself.

The people who can afford to drive a car in country Z must be rich, whether it is a new car, an old car or a toy car, the overall family property of the people in country Z will not be higher than the level of food and clothing, ordinary people can't eat enough, and use the funds to buy cars and other toys? Uncle will be so excited when he sees that the young man is a rich man!

"He said I was happy." Xin'er helped the old man translate.

"Uncle, what are you doing in this deserted place?"

Uncle Kidney Tonifying replied: "Pick medicinal herbs!" Or get some wild vegetables and go back for a meal! I can't sell the kidney-tonifying band-aids! Unless you go for MLM! ”

“……”

Hey! This uncle knows a lot! actually directly said that the plaster was a band-aid, and the scammer's method was leaked, and he didn't know it, and he still knew how to sell pyramid schemes?

The old man ran over and touched the old off-road vehicle with great interest, and was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, showing a few sparse teeth, and said that this was the first time he had touched the car in his life, and he usually saw it in the newspaper at most.

I bought two 'kidney tonic plasters' from the uncle, and it turned out that his old man's walnut machine translated the 'product introduction' for a long time, and then under the strange gaze of his teammates, he put the band-aid into his pocket helplessly.

Not to mention that this patch is quite large, although it is just a general band-aid... It may not have the effect of tonifying the kidney, but it can be used to stop bleeding!

"Uncle, go slowly! We've got something to do! Goodbye! ”

"Yo hey hey... Okay! Walking! ~" Finally, the traditional culture of country C did not change his face, but this time he smiled exceptionally happily. Li Xian's account is enough for him to eat for two weeks, and the estimate of these Z country coins is only 50 yuan when converted into country C.

Start this classic car again.

The further the car drove into the forest, the smaller the road became, until at last there was no road left, only in an area full of weeds.

"Settle down here, and remember, anything you pick up will become your material, even if it's a discarded garbage bag!"

I finally found a small open space where I could camp temporarily.

"Yes!"

The members replied at the same time.

"Okay, now let's start doing the tasks according to the plan! Gather once when the sun is overhead! Do you hear me?! ”

"I heard you!"

Using a hunting knife to cut three branches into sharp objects and giving them to each other, Xiao Jing is a bit of a privilege for the girl to use a hunting knife and compressed biscuits, but the biscuits must be eaten only as a last resort.

Xiao Jing looked for dry firewood, Da Xuan for prey, glasses for other materials, and Li Xian did everything. There are almost all the creatures in this rainforest, and the most annoying thing is the highly poisonous creatures or insects, if you are not careful, the venom of the highly poisonous creature splashes on the wound on the body, and you will die.

Not to mention that there are quite a lot of poisonous creatures in the tropical rainforest, from cobras and venomous lizards to spiders and poisonous scorpions.

Try to avoid the dense grass, because you never know how many leopards or pythons will pop out of it.

After walking a long way, there was a sudden movement in front, and I hurriedly crawled on the ground, and the moist smell of the earth came to my face, and I have to say that the air quality here is really good.

"Is it a lone little rhinoceros? Hey! That's it for sure! ”

Rhinos are known to be social animals. How could it be possible to see only one now?! It's okay, it's exactly what I want! Look at me and take it!

Puzzled in his heart, food first, Li Xian didn't say a word, grabbed the sharpened hard branches, jumped off the hill, and pounced on the lone rhinoceros, moving quickly.

Unexpectedly, several birds on the back of the rhinoceros were the first to spot him and cry loudly, it seemed that it was a rhinoceros bird who helped the rhinoceros to call the alarm.

The tip of the thirst just wanted to touch the neck of the little rhinoceros, and that weakness, with Li Xian's explosive power, could directly take its life.

"For my survival... I've wronged you! Goose rice tofu! ”

"Huh... Not true..."

After a pause, why did you suddenly feel a killing intent behind you?

Looking back, a large number of rhinos suddenly appeared in the originally quiet water, oh, the little rhinos standing on the shore just went ashore to bask in the sun! The rest of the family stayed in the water and didn't move! I didn't see it before because of the leaves!!

"Oh, yo ho ho, a big bunch of rhinos! ~Hello rhinoceros! Good morning wow! … Look, I'll give you the fresh branches you have prepared~" Li Xian's forehead kept breaking out in a cold sweat, don't underestimate the rhinoceros fat and short legs, and the speed of running is not less than the 100-meter world record!

There are at least twenty rhinos of all sizes, and they must have been too hot to soak in the shallow stream before, but now each of them is glaring at Li Xian angrily, and it is estimated that they all know his murder before.

"Guys, he's angry! I'm just here for a tourist! …”

Before he finished speaking, those fat bodies were extremely sharp with thick skinny tips, but they were crazy towards him, and the rhinoceros, which the lions didn't dare to provoke easily, was now angered by this Li Xian.

"Mom! Come on! I'm so lucky! ”

After running a long way along the stream, the dead rhinoceros was still chasing after them.

"Hey! boy！ jumpon！！ ”

After running for a while, the middle-aged man who came from nowhere stood on the hillside, yelling at himself, looking at his clothes, he was definitely not a cannibal, and he ran to the hillside with no fate.

Hey! Not to mention, the weight limit of this white rhinoceros, the uphill slope is more than 45 degrees, and it really can't climb up, so he can only stay stupidly below, and finally hate him and give up chasing Li Xian.

After seeing his appearance, I regretted it in my heart, and now I met a foreign friend, but I couldn't understand what he said, if only Xiao Jing was here! He was followed by a photographer, but the photographer was embarrassed, his face was yellow, as if he had recently been abused, and he didn't know what they were doing in the rainforest.

"Watts, U duyin, yin, yin, rainforest?!" The foreign man spoke.

When Li Xian heard this, his mind was full of question marks, just like listening to a book from heaven, if this was a chat on a mobile phone, he would really want to send the black question mark emoji!

Luckily, the photographer with the expression 'Desire to Die Immortals' actually knew C Chinese, so he could help him translate.

Talked for a while:

Oh! It turned out that he was the thirty-second generation of 'Bei Ye', and this time he came to the rainforest to shoot a survival show!

"Are there only two people for you to shoot the show?!" I was shocked, other people made large-scale documentaries with hundreds of people, and there were only two of them! And one is also a photographer.

The thirty-second generation of Bei Ye heard the photographer's translation and replied:

"That's right! Oh my god, I didn't expect to meet you in such a remote place! Oh! God forbid, yes, I've been in this damn place for almost two weeks! One more day, my rescue helicopter will come to my rescue! I'm going to this damn place! I really don't want to stay for a moment without food! Oh Wow! May God bless us! ”

Li Xian: "......"

Then he said: "I went to this photographer and translated quite professionally!" But I've read junior high school English, and I can hear the general meaning, it seems that Bei Ye said that he really wants to survive in this forest! And also! it! This translation is poisonous! I've been poisoned! … Oh shit! God willing! May God be with us! Amen! Leak! Oh Krypton! When the hell will this damn cycle stop?! Oh my God! ”

Ask the photographer: "Why are you so thin?" Hungry? "I don't know what words to put to describe it.

He replied directly.

"We were in the desert this morning... I was thirsty, but Bei Ye told me to eat cow dung! I really didn't eat it at the time! But I don't want to eat! That stuff tastes so big! I'd rather endure a little longer to graze in the rainforest! And then I really didn't eat it! Almost died there! Oh mygod! Bless bless, do you know how many photographers who shoot for Bei Ye die every year?! Also, don't look at this rainforest full of food, in fact, there are crises everywhere! I don't dare to find food on my own! If it weren't for following Bei Ye, with his strong survival ability, eating his leftovers, I wouldn't have survived today! ”

The photographer found someone to talk to, swallowed a large mouthful of water, and suddenly became excited, just like finding the savior of this life, venting the displeasure in his heart, widening his eyes and continuing to explain, anyway, Bei Ye, who was humming on the side, could not understand C Chinese, the photographer directly spat out his heart, spit flew around, Li Xian regressed one after another, nodding embarrassedly.

"If it weren't for shooting here in Beiye, there would be a lot of rewards! I'm long gone! And I swear! I'll never mess with him again! Yesterday I ate caterpillars to satisfy my hunger, caterpillars! He said caterpillars are high in protein! I'm taller than him! He also said that he could eat it if he removed it! Oh my God! Remove the head and eat the corpse! Can it be a little more disgusting? Oh oh oh my God! From generation to generation, half of the photographers who followed them to the wilderness to survive died halfway through! Because they don't want to eat cow dung! Ahaha! Ha! … Woooooo Tomorrow is the last day! I'm free! It can only be said that the forest routine is deep! It's deeper than the city! I want to go back to the city! ”

After saying a lot, Li Xian was about to fall asleep.

"Oh? God forbid? Are you done? ”

"Hmmm! Amen! I'm done! ”

"Wat U off king forehead blast? (What did you talk about?) ）”

The thirty-second generation of Bei Ye saw that everyone was chatting, and he no longer hummed a tune, and came to ask.

"Oh! We say it's a good time in the forest! The photographer smiled in their language and said to Bei Ye.

"Oooh! I'm so glad I had that! Good buddy! Show him that I love him so much! ”

Photographer: "......"

The photographer recorded everyone chatting, and it is estimated that the next time today's video is shown in a global documentary, it will bring a lot of viewership!