In the past 30 years, Zhao Xiang has not been broken by drinking white or red wine, because he has seen too many victims. But this time he was careless, indeed careless.

He remembered that he took out four pairs of dice, thinking to himself that an old man of seventy or eighty years old, two little fart children who drank Coke, and a promising young man holding a small wine glass, how could he put down the three of them.

Outcome...... He didn't know what the outcome would be.

Anyway, when he woke up, he just moved, and Zhao Di handed over a glass of water: "Sir, drink some water." ”

When I opened my eyes, I was lying on the sofa in the hall, and I hurriedly looked at the ground, it was very clean. He asked, "Did I throw up?" ”

Because there is still a strong aroma of wine in the restaurant......

Zhao Di shook her head: "No." ”

"I'm crazy?"

Zhao Di blushed, but still shook her head: "Sir, let's drink the water first." ”

In the sunny room, a clean glass filled with water, the mottled light and shadow refracted outside the window fell on the face of the delicate little beauty in front of him, the important thing is that the head does not hurt and does not feel the sequelae of drinking at all! All of this made people feel good, Zhao Xiang took the cup and drank it in one go, and stood up: "Where is the old Taoist?" ”

"Punch outside."

Zhao Xiang looked out the window, and the old Taoist priest was standing alone in the middle of the courtyard playing five birds, and he couldn't see anything wrong.

"Where's your brother?"

"He also drank last night, and he couldn't sleep early in the morning, so he followed Brother Hei Niu to plow the field, saying that he wouldn't come back for dinner at noon......"

"Why did he drink too?"

"Hmm."

"Uh-huh? Monkey business! Drinking at a young age! Won't you stop it? ”

Zhao Di said weakly: "Mr. asked him to drink...... How can a man not drink...... "The voice was so thin that it was almost inaudible.

Belch...... That's embarrassing. The girls all used "um" to change the topic, and I asked her why she didn't stop it, it seems that her brain is not very bright.

"That...... Zhao Di, I can't even remember it now, that kind of thing should have been drunk and nonsense, didn't let him drink too much, right? ”

"Almost a bowl of ......"

Belch...... Zhao Xiang began to make up the picture at that time, four people gathered around the dining table: one held a cup and drank Coke, one old and one young two took a bowl to drink liquor, and he held a small wine glass...... Why do you always feel that the picture is very inconsistent?

"How much did we drink?"

"Four bottles."

Zhao Xiang didn't ask any more questions, wondering when his alcohol consumption became so bad. It's only four bottles, I remember that I drank at least three bowls by myself, and then deducted Zhang Wen's bowl, and I took that small wine glass by myself, and drank half a bottle at most...... Even if it's a bottle, how can it be so tragic?

After soaking in the light ball for so long, shouldn't the physique be very good, right?

Sitting at the dining table, Zhao Di filled a bowl of warm preserved egg and lean porridge, Zhao Xiang tilted his head, and the bowl bottomed out. Zhao Xiang said: "You come directly to a bowl, this bowl is troublesome." ”

Hey? How does this sound so familiar?

"Zhao Di, did I drink the bottle directly to my mouth later?" Zhao Xiang asked.

Zhao Di shook her head: "No, but you changed the big bowl." He gestured to the cupboard.

Big Bowl! A bowl fills exactly one and a half bottles of beer and a half of 500 milliliters...... It's used to drink liquor...... Then, Zhao Xiang saw four wine bottles neatly stacked in the corner, two 500 ml bottles, and two two-liter bottles (jars?). ）！

"Zhao Di, that is called a jar, not a bottle, a small jar is four catties, equivalent to four bottles, you should use the measure words more accurately when you express it in the future......" Zhao Xiang was relaxed on the surface, but he was dripping blood in his heart, even if it was not a treasured vintage wine, it was thousands of yuan, and it was drunk in one night......

"I know......" Zhao Di's promise was still not emotional.

"What time are we drinking?"

"Xiaowen went to sleep at ten o'clock, and the Taoist went back to the room at eleven o'clock......"

"What about me?"

"You said that there is still half a jar that you don't drink and waste, let me drink it with you......"

"You've been drinking too?"

"I just took a sip and you didn't let me drink it......"

"I drank all the half of the jar?"

"You said you couldn't enjoy it after drinking, so let me go and get a jar out of it......"

"Zhao Di, you're weird today, did I do something to scare you after drinking?"

Zhao Di took a few steps back in fright: "No, no...... Mr. drank and went to sleep and did nothing! ”

Zhao Xiang looked at Zhao Di suspiciously: "Really not?" ”

"Nope!"

"Okay, Zhaodi...... You are beautiful and have a good figure, but you are still too young......" As soon as the words came out, Zhao Xiang felt as if these words were quite familiar, and it seemed that something was wrong.

Sure enough, Zhao Di broke out inexplicably: "I know I'm small, I'm small, and it's not that I want to be like this!" Sir, don't keep taking it out and saying okay! I will definitely grow up in the future, the black girl used to be younger than me, and she will be older after giving birth! If you say I'm too young, I'll move back to the village! With that, he went upstairs and locked himself up.

No matter how low Zhao Xiang's IQ was after drinking, he understood what Zhao Di meant by the size, and hurriedly chased after him, stood at the door of the room and said, "Zhao Di, I'm sorry, I was wrong, you won't be packing your luggage and preparing to go back to the village to live, right?" Zhao Di, you can't move back, if you move back, I and the two old bachelors of Chunyang Dao will have no one to take care of, what should I do if I starve to death? ”

The first rule of coaxing girls: make it clear that the other person needs her, not that she needs you.

"Nonsense! How can you starve to death if you cook so deliciously! "There must be anger in the room.

"But if you move back, I won't be able to see you every day!"

"You don't like to watch it, and you have to hate it! It's better not to see! ”

What the? Already seen it all? Alas, why is it a fragment of amnesia, otherwise what kind of picture should it be......

"I was wrong, I was wrong, don't be angry." Zhao Xiang gently patted the door and coaxed, it seems that all the girls in the world are the same, they are angry endlessly, there is no reason to talk about it at all, and the most terrible thing is that this time it is really his own fault.

The door opened suddenly, and Zhao Di stood inside the door with a red face and a bowed head: "I'm not angry with Mr....... It's all my own fault......"

Zhao Xiang looked at the aggrieved little girl in front of him in disbelief, this is the end? Not angry? Shouldn't you pack your bags and leave? Otherwise, you will have to go on a hunger strike for half a day and not do housework to show your resistance, right?

"Not angry?"

"I'm really not angry with Mr., but you are not allowed to bully me so much in the future, Uncle He said that a soldier can be killed but not humiliated."

Zhao Xiang was in a cold sweat, it seemed that what happened last night was more inappropriate than what he made up in his brain, and he reached out awkwardly and patted Zhao Di's shoulder: "It's good not to be angry, I'll try to drink as little as possible in the future, and drink beer if I want to, is it okay?" ”

"I like it sir to drink or not!"