Chapter 1978: His Majesty Li Er's New Toy (4000 words)

Li Er's private banquet naturally will not have a place for Li Chengqian, and a group of old men have grown up watching him, after a hasty hello, Comrade Xiao Li was squeezed out of the circle by a group of old goods, and helplessly watched them gather around to discuss the black car.

It was a mistake to drive the car here, the old guys have long been used to seeing some new things from time to time, and they have long been not very interested in him, this force, pretending to be wrong.

"Cheng Qian, what is this, come and tell me." The old man's voice came out of the middle of the crowd, calling Li Chengqian, who had been squeezed aside, into the middle of a group of old goods again.

"It's called a car, it's a means of transportation, and the maximum speed can reach 80 miles per hour ...... at the moment." In the emotional voice of the old guys, Li Chengqian introduced the overview of the black car to Li Er.

As a result, before he could finish speaking, an old guy had already pulled the car door and sat in, grinning and shouting: "Hey, this thing is really good, this chair inside is very comfortable to sit on, the emperor, come on, get in the car, I will take you out for a walk." ”

Cheng Biting Jin, Li Chengqian's father-in-law, the old guy changed his temper after returning from the big food, like an old naughty boy, where there is excitement designated by him.

At this time, listening to what Li Chengqian said was interesting, he was the first to get into the car, and he had to be Li Shimin's driver.

Where did Li Chengqian dare to let him drive at this time, not to mention the crazy nature of this old goblin, just with his red face from drinking, the car did not dare to be handed over to him to drive, although the maximum speed of 20 kilometers per hour is not fast, but it is also drunk driving.

And just when Li Chengqian hesitated, Cheng Laoxiang was dragged out of the car again, and another old guy with a hard tongue sat in again, and his big ass twisted for a long time and looked up: "This car is not good, it's too small!" ”

Li Chengqian looked at Wei Chigong wearing a suit of armor speechlessly, the ghost knows how he got in wearing a suit of armor, and this car is designed for people to play, what is the matter with wearing battle armor to drive?!

In the end, it was the old man who came forward to solve this embarrassing problem, and asked several forbidden soldiers with five big and three rough to drag the old lieutenant out of the car, and then, Li Chengqian saw the leather chair that was scraped and full of holes, and wanted to cry without tears.

But Li Er didn't care at all, seeing that Wei Chi was dragged out, he didn't say a word, he sat in, and hooked his finger at Li Chengqian: "How to make this thing up, tell me." ”

I can't say it, Li Chengqian explained to Lao Tzuzi which is the brake, which is the accelerator, and which is the steering wheel, as for the rest, I'm sorry, the first car, there is no other.

The headlights are completely meaningless for a car with a top speed of only 20 km/h, and the turn signals are equally meaningless, because no one will look at them.

As for the air conditioner, stereo, radio, sorry, these things are not in the car, and even the instruments have no meaning at all.

In other words, Datang's first car is actually similar to the bumper cars of later generations, with only one accelerator, one brake, plus a steering wheel, and nothing superfluous.

His Majesty Li Er, the Emperor of the Supreme Emperor, understood how to operate very easily, and waved to the old goods surrounding outside, under Li Chengqian's stunned gaze, seven or eight old guys hula squeezed in, stuffing the whole car to the brim, and then in a burst of hysterical laughter, the car was driven crookedly by the old man.

To be honest, Li Chengqian was already stunned, looking at the tires that were almost bursting, he was really worried about whether the old man would overturn.

But soon, the route of the car will be normal, in the case of no need to hang gear, no need to reverse, driving is actually very simple, to put it mildly, tie a cake on the steering wheel, the dog will drive, so the old man can drive the car is really not a big deal.

Seeing this, Li Chengqian's heart that mentioned that it was half empty finally let go, and he looked at the old man from a distance with a cigarette in his mouth, his hands clenched on the steering wheel, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned.

However, before he could completely put his heart back to its original position, a scene that made him stunned happened, only to see the old man throw the cigarette butt out of the window, and in one direction, the car disappeared in the roar of the engine and the hysterical laughter of the old men, and the speed was definitely more than twenty kilometers per hour.

Something is wrong! Li Chengqian looked at the car in the distance, threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, and chased after him with his legs.

However, his two legs are no faster than four wheels, and besides, he doesn't have much exercise every day now, so he has only run about a hundred steps and is out of breath, and the car in the distance has long been gone.

It was only then that Li Muyun remembered that he couldn't catch up with the car, so he began to call people to find horses.

But this is the Imperial Garden, where will there be horses, even if the old guys have ridden when they come, they have left the horses outside the Daming Palace, and it is impossible to ride into the palace.

So when the horse was found, it was already a quarter of an hour later, and when Li Chengqian chased him out, there was still the shadow of a group of old guys.

Helpless, the new Emperor of the Tang Dynasty could only chase all the way to inquire, chase all the way, rely on the news from the mouth of the forbidden army of Daming Palace to chase all the way to the gate of the palace, and then ask, and learned that the Emperor Taishang had already driven out in a car.

What can Li Chengqian, with such a father, chase it!

So, under the escort of more than 100 forbidden troops, Li Chengqian chased after his horse, and this chase caught up with the official road leading to Lishan.

At this time, a strange question was placed in front of Li Chengqian, saying that the old man drove a car with a speed of 80 miles per hour and set off a quarter of an hour in advance, and asked how much time it would take him to catch up with a horse with a speed of 100 miles per hour.

This is a very strange question, when he was in school in later generations, Li Chengqian complained more than once that this kind of boring question has no meaning at all, and now it seems to be too absolute.

Half an hour later, Li Chengqian's heart began to faintly furle, because he found that he hadn't caught up with those old men, and after recalling the calculation formula, he found that he had not miscalculated.

What's the situation? What's going on? Why didn't they catch up? Could it be that the old men fell into the ditch halfway and didn't notice it?

This is impossible, what about more than 100 people behind him, even if he didn't find it, he couldn't have found everyone, right?

According to the calculation formula, it is true that it should catch up with the old men in half an hour, could it be that the old men have grown wings and flown away? Or was you kidnapped?

With a stomach full of questions, Li Chengqian stopped his horse and sent people to ask the passers-by around again, after all, the car was really eye-catching, and as long as he saw it in a short time, he would not forget it.

As a result, the forbidden army sent out came back after a while, bringing back a message that the car had driven over a long time ago, and they were not chasing the wrong direction.

This is so strange, it is really strange, it should be able to catch up, but the old man has already passed, and I don't know if it is his slow horse or the old man's extraordinary performance, and he drove the engine to a top speed of more than 20 kilometers per hour.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with Li Chengqian's calculations, and the mistake of the whole thing lies in his lack of experience.

I believe that friends who drive know that theory is theory, reality is practice, on the highway, you drive at a constant speed of 100 kilometers per hour to a target 800 kilometers away, when you reach the destination, the time will definitely exceed eight hours, not eight hours, even if you occasionally exceed the speed limit, it is impossible to arrive on time at eight hours.

What is calculated by the mathematical formula is actually a theoretical value, which can only be possible in reality under vacuum conditions and without any obstacles.

Back to business, Li Chengqian continued to chase the old man with the news he inquired about, and in the next time, he simply stopped calculating any theoretical data, just chased after him.

But this time he didn't chase for long, and in less than a quarter of an hour, the shadow of the car could already be seen in front of him, and at the same time, in addition to the car, there were seven or eight old men sitting on the side of the road, dejected.

What's the situation? Li Chengqian chuckled in his heart, urged his horse to step forward, turned over and dismounted when he arrived in front of Lao Li, and asked urgently: "Father, are you okay?" ”

"What can I do!" Li Er's face was depressed, and he kicked the car parked in the middle of the road with his foot: "What's the matter with you, why didn't you leave here?" ”

"Not leaving? It can't be broken, right? "If it's broken, it's fun! Li Chengqian glanced at the car suspiciously, and was ready to tow the car back.

"You kid has been frizzy since he was a child, and now he is in his thirties, why is it still like this, the car is driven out without checking, if this is a rush to war, wouldn't everything be delayed." Li Er had an unexpected expression, and he angrily taught Li Chengqian a lesson.

Li Chengqian didn't have a move, so he could only listen hard, he was not the child he used to be now, he dared to talk back after being taught by the old man, and he already knew what filial piety was when he was thirty.

This filial piety teaches obedience, which means that people not only have to be filial, but also obedient, the old man is about to be sixty, just follow him, anyway, as long as you are not old and confused, as for grinding people, alas, bear with it.

Li Chengqian listened to the old man's reprimand with a frown, and looked sideways at the old man and a few other old goods, wanting to see if they were injured in any way, after all, the car drove so far and was 'broken', and it was not a trivial matter if it hurt somewhere.

As a result, it didn't matter what he looked at, seven or eight old faces full of dust immediately appeared in front of him, and Li Chengqian, who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, was almost suffocated from internal injuries on the spot.

It is estimated that these old men did not know that the windows could be raised, so they did not close the windows after getting into the car.

However, when he saw that although the old men were not very interested, they were all alive and kicking one or two, his heart still relaxed, after all, it was impossible for him to be injured if he was alive.

After waiting for a while, the old man was tired, and he kicked the wheel again in frustration, and said to Li Chengqian: "What should I do now, this broken thing won't move!" ”

"Father, don't worry, wait for your sons to take a look, if it's a small problem, maybe it's good to tinker." Li Chengqian was forced by the old man to have no choice but to be a good man, roll up his arms and sleeves and start to check.

With some basic knowledge, Li Chengqian felt that he should start the car first to see if the car could start, if it couldn't start, it would be a problem with the engine, and he couldn't solve this problem, so he could only tow the car.

Open the trunk of the car, take out the crank, yes, it's the crank, you read that right, the generator thing is still too big for the current car, so it is not installed in the car at all, and if you want to start the car, you have to use the crank like a tractor.

The 'Bang Dang' crank was inserted into the hole in the front of the car, and two forbidden soldiers with big shoulders and round waists were called, and they were shaken!

One, two, three...... After shaking for two minutes, the car was about to fall apart, but the car didn't react at all, except for the occasional 'choking' sound.

This situation made Li Chengqian frown, the engine can be 'choked', which means that there seems to be nothing wrong with the machine, and there is nothing else in this broken car except for an engine, and there seems to be nothing to break if it is broken.

After thinking about it, he couldn't figure it out, and after going around the car twice, he didn't find any missing parts.

As a result, it was strange to find that the car was out of gas.

If you run out of gas, you can't run naturally, this is common sense, and any promising young person in the 21st world will know it, but when the car stops and doesn't go, few people will think about this problem.

Looking at the fuel level sign that had been lowered to the bottom, Li Chengqian smiled silently, opened the trunk again, called the forbidden army, took out an iron cylinder inside, and then opened the fuel tank lid to refuel the car.

When the gas is full, then hit them to rock the cart.

As a result, this time it didn't take much effort at all, only three shakes, and the car, which had just been like a dead dog, immediately came to life, and the engine roared again.

"Father, no problem, the car just ran out of gas, and now the gas is full, and it can be driven." Li Chengqian got in the car and checked it, moved back and forth while driving, and found that there was no problem, so he jumped out of the car and reported to his old man.

Li Er smiled when he saw that the car could move again, beckoned a group of old goods to get into the car, sat back in the driver's seat, turned around and scolded Li Chengqian: "You kid is really capable, you dare to drive a car without gas for Lao Tzu, next time if there is such a situation again, see if Lao Tzu can spare you." After that, he drove away in the dust, leaving a stunned Li Chengqian.

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