Chapter Eighty-Four: A Harmonious Brother and Sister
Tan Weimin said angrily: "Qin Rou, I can't be happy, and I don't have anything to be happy about, do you want me to force a smile?" ”
Tan Zhenshan coughed lightly and said: "Weimin, you are a man in his twenties, not a child of a few years old, don't play with the temper of a child, we are at your Uncle An's house, not at home!" ”
Tan Weimin promised: "Yes." ”
Tan Qinrou didn't want to let her brother go, and continued to say with a thorny mockery: "Hey, some people are not children, they are better than children, how can they look like a soldier......
This sentence annoyed Tan Weimin, and he stood up and shouted, "Where am I like a soldier?" I didn't look like a soldier either! Checking in the warehouse all day long, surrounded by piles of socks, insoles, kettles, lunch boxes! Is there such a military man? I'm coming back from England thousands of miles away, not to do what this kind of miscellaneous work can do, I'm coming back to serve the country and kill the enemy! I feel like I'm one now, a joke! ”
In this large part of his complaint, there are still a few sentences of English from time to time, and the speed of speech is extremely fast, it can be seen that these are all words that have been accumulated in his heart for a long time, and they were poured out by Tan Qinrou's ridicule today.
Tan Qinrou patted her chest and said exaggeratedly: "Yo Yo Yo, I'm scared to death, it's rare for my brother to be so angry...... I didn't mess with you, did I, and if I was joking with you, you were so excited? ”
Tan Weimin said stupidly: "It's not you, it's also thanks to your husband!" ”
This made Tan Qinrou's face flushed, she sat down next to Tan Zhenshan, pulled her father's arm, and said, "Dad, what are you listening to my brother talking nonsense!" ”
Tan Zhenshan sighed: "Weimin, this matter has been my idea from beginning to end, I can't complain, if you have any complaints, just tell your father." ”
Tan Zhenshan naturally changed his address to me in his speech.
I whispered to Tan Weimin: "Didn't I make it very clear to you that day, why did you repeat it again?" ”
Tan Weimin snorted: "I was blinded by your rhetoric for a while, and now I also understand, what military quartermaster is, it is to watch the miscellaneous servants in the warehouse!" Anyway, I really want to thank you for not giving me the position of the head of the gang! ”
Tan Qinrou made a very serious appearance and said to me: "Then you can arrange a position for him in the head army, and in a few years, maybe in the future, Deyue Lou will no longer have to spend money to hire a cook." ”
Tan Weimin glared angrily at his sister.
Tan Zhenshan just shook his head helplessly when he added fuel to his daughter's fire, this pair of living treasures in his family, it was common for his sister to bully his brother, and he didn't think it was strange.
My father acted as a peacemaker at this time, persuading Tan Weimin and saying: "Nephew Tan Xian, I think Sihu's arrangement of you as a quartermaster is just an expedient measure, and in the future, it will definitely be as you wish, let you go to the battlefield to fight, wielding a sword and a horse to fight against the enemy!" Round your heart! ”
Tan Weimin said loudly: "Uncle An is right! Since I have chosen a career as a horseman, I should wield a sword and fight against the enemy, this is what a man should do! Every day like this, I might as well hide in the UK and be a peaceful citizen! ”
Tan Qinrou stretched out a thumbs up to her brother and said, "Well, this is like the ambition that a man should have!" …… It's just that a man like my brother who is so weak that even I can't win doesn't know how to swing a knife and run a horse. ”
"You! ......" Tan Weimin angrily pointed at his happy sister, eager to use something to plug her mouth immediately.
My father raised his glass to Tan Zhenshan and said, "Brother and sister are so harmonious, people are envious. Come on, come on, I toast Tan Gong! ”
I don't know how my father saw that the brother and sister were harmonious, but in my opinion, if the two brothers and sisters were not present with their elders, they would have been fighting on the spot.
Tan Zhenshan smiled: "Mr. An, please!" ”
My father looked at me, then at Tan Qinrou, and said in a low voice, "I think we two brothers should change their names?" ”
Tan Zhenshan suddenly laughed and said: "Okay, well, choose a good day and an auspicious day, and set the marriage for them!" It's okay, but you and I have a wish. ”
When my father heard Tan Zhenshan say this, he was even more happy, poured his wine glass full, and said with a smile: "Tan Gong, oh, no, it's my in-laws!" My in-laws' proposal is exactly what I want, and I should be in vain for this beautiful thing! ”
He floated his three whites, Tan Qinrou didn't pay attention to what they said, she was arguing with her brother with great interest at the moment: "Brother, otherwise I have a good suggestion, but I don't know if you dare to agree, brother......
An Xixin was playing happily under the table, jumping up and down, "Yes, yes." ”
Then he ran to the bottom of the tree, and squatted under it, not knowing what flowers and insects he was studying.
Although Tan Weimin knew that his sister was tricky and eccentric, he just came up with some ghost ideas to trick himself, and he wanted to ignore her and catch up with the child's childlike words, but he invisibly put him on the stage and couldn't get off the stage.
He could only bite the bullet and say, "If you say yes, you will agree!" I'm a dignified seven-foot man, I'm afraid that you won't be able to flow as a woman! ”
Tan Qinrou clapped her hands and laughed, turned around and shouted to An Xixin, who was squatting under the tree and playing: "Obediently wash your heart, go back and your aunt will buy you candy to eat." ”
I'm also curious about how Tan Qinrou will tease her brother, and I'm also happy to see the second son of the Tan family who comes to vent his dissatisfaction with me at every turn.
Tan Qinrou said seriously: "It's very simple, since my brother keeps saying that he is going to swing a knife and run a horse, and he is a stubborn enemy or something, then let's try it on the spot today to see if my brother has the means to fight stubborn enemies!" ”
Tan Weimin said impatiently: "Long-winded, how do you say how to compete?" ”
"It's very simple, among our people, you pick one person at random, as long as you can defeat the opponent, as you wish, let you go to the battlefield!"
Then Tan Qinrou added: "You can choose anyone-it's okay to wash your heart." ”
Tan Qinrou is tantamount to giving Tan Weimin a set, the people present, it is impossible for him to choose two old moves, and his sister to fight, even if he wins, it is not a victory, so his opponent actually has only one option, that is, me.
Tan Weimin blushed, turned to me and said, "Is what Tan Qinrou said counted?" As long as I win, you're going to give me this damn quartermaster's position? ”
He was so angry that he didn't even need to be called his sister and Qinrou, and directly called Tan Qinrou by his name.
"Qin Rou is just joking with you, why should you take it seriously......"
Tan Qinrou never let go of any opportunity to provoke, she ran over and hugged An Xixin, shook An Xixin's young body at Tan Weimin, and deliberately said in a rough voice: "Come on, our players are ready!" Today's battle will surely be recorded in the glorious history of Tan Weimin! ”
I couldn't help but laugh out loud, in order not to embarrass Tan Weimin too much, I coughed lightly to hide my smile, and said, "I'm full of wine and food, I'll miss it first." ”
I stood up and wanted to leave for a while to avoid embarrassment for this second son of Tan. As soon as I stood up, Tan Weimin grabbed my arm and shouted angrily: "No, you can't go!" To be clear, does what she said count? If I do, I'll fight you! Won, you let me go to the front-line troops, defeated, and I won't mention it again! ”
I'm more embarrassed than him in such a scene, what kind of bet is this, it's like a child's nonsense.
Tan Zhenshan couldn't stand it anymore, slapped the table, and shouted: "Sihu, you just promise him!" It's good for him to know and know, what is called not knowing the sky and the earth! ”