Chapter 17: A naked man appears on a lonely island! [April Fool's Day Hi Pi! Ask for a recommendation, collect, salute! 】
Shenguang City, Hongtian Hotel, No. 1586 Presidential Suite
"Uh-, comfortable!"
The table full of high-calorie food went down, and Hu Xiaodao patted the round belly, and hiccuped beautifully!
The second season of the Far Island Survival Show is about to begin, and whether you can find food by then is still an unknown factor, so it's not a bad thing to try to fill your belly now!
After a short break, Hu Xiaodao sent the live broadcast time of the second season to Weibo through the system, and asked at the same time: "Zhi Brain, has the collection of the first season been completed?" ”
[The first season data editing has been completed, the BGM configuration has been completed, and the total duration is 31 minutes and 20 seconds. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info】
"Let's take a look on the air." Hu Xiaodao lay on the leather sofa and said neatly.
Brush!
The light curtain changes rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, it is in front of you, and a video player is derived.
Accompanied by the soothing BGM "YoungRisingSons", the scene of Hu Xiaodao's first live broadcast appeared, a tall and slightly chubby figure, as if following the rhythm of the music, doing basic warm-up exercises.
After more than ten seconds, the scene suddenly switched, and a fierce song "Eifersuch" (German tank) suddenly sounded!
Hu Xiaodao turned into an agile cheetah, using a variety of handsome parkour moves, swaying in various positions in the equipment field.
Sometimes it rolls upside down!
Spin and jump from time to time!
With the vigorous burning BGM, it seems that this is no longer a simple parkour sport, but a real-life reproduction of art.
After 20 seconds of extreme parkour.
After the park recreation area, the side of the road, the gym, the street parkour chase, etc., the whole documentary takes a sharp turn......
Dozens of meters above the wall, a young man hung with one hand, with a wicked smile on his face, and frantically pressed the calculator in his hand!
With a series of hilarious images emitting 666 electronic sounds, the video came to an abrupt end!
Under the superb technology of Zhibrain, the matching between the scenes of each scene and the BGM is so perfect, which has the immediate visual sense of a parkour blockbuster.
After watching the entire collection of documentaries, Hu Xiaodao couldn't help but feel a lofty feeling in his heart, it was like watching the opening CG of a Hollywood blockbuster!
But-
This is on the premise of removing the last scene!
"Okay, this short film works very well, Zhi Brain, you will help me with text instructions and upload it to Weibo, and then upload the BGM in the first few short films." After Hu Xiaodao gave the order, he got up and walked to the bedroom.
In a few hours, at five o'clock in the morning, he was about to set off for an isolated island more than a thousand kilometers away, and his heart was happy, but sleep was the most important thing!
A few minutes later, the documentary of the first season was edited and designed by Zhi Brain and uploaded to Hu Xiaodao's Weibo.
At 21:53, it is the peak of the online world!
On the Weibo of "Explorer Little Knife Brother", a video called "Ultimate Parkour Show" was reprinted by Hu Xiaodao's fans and soon spread to the entire online world.
The unheard of various BGMs, the scene of hanging on the wall and pressing the calculator shocked all the viewers.
An invisible cyberstorm is about to erupt!
A new influencer is on the rise!
Tonight -
It is destined for countless people to lose sleep!
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The next day at noon!
The July sun is baking like a furnace, and a two-seater helicopter is welcomed on an uninhabited and nameless island in the Pacific Ocean.
"Tuk Tuk ......"
The helicopter came to a stop in the open sandy area for less than ten seconds, and when it left again, it left behind a man dressed strangely.
Except for the drone on his right hand and the red panties on his crotch, there was not a single item.
This strange man who is almost naked is the open-minded Hu Xiaodao himself!
"Good afternoon, friends, welcome to the live broadcast room of the second season of "Survival on a Desert Island". Hu Xiaodao, who was wearing that bulletproof panties, smiled and made an opening statement to the camera.
The tens of thousands of viewers who came to the live broadcast room today originally wanted to make fun of the documentary short film and Hu Xiaodao, but when they saw the naked man who appeared on the interface, they immediately left their original ideas behind.
"It's amazing my brother, Weibo who survived on a naked island for 30 days, I didn't expect it to be true."
"Brother Xiaodao, a real man, hang the sky!"
I'm the senior sister: "Master, it's good for you to bring a knife, it's really good to be so naked?" ”
"Anchor, I'm new here, what are you making trouble with?"
……
For the surprise of the audience in the live broadcast room, Chiguoguo's Hu Xiaodao's expression was very calm,
"My current location is an isolated island in the Pacific Ocean, more than 1,000 kilometers away from the coastline, there is no human habitation here, I will survive here for 30 days with my bare hands, leading everyone to experience the most real nature."
Hu Xiaodao grinned, "Can I last for thirty days?" That's a question, and if you want to know the answer, stay tuned to my live stream. ”
The sun was very strong at noon, and the beach was very hot, and after just talking for a while, Hu Xiaodao felt that his feet were a little unbearable.
"It's getting a lot of sun right now, and if I continue to stand on the beach, it will only take ten minutes and my skin will get sunburned, so I need to avoid it now!" Hu Xiaodao wiped the sweat from his face and trotted into the woods on the island.
Under a tall palm tree, Hu Xiaodao sat down for a break and asked the audience, "Let me ask you a question, if you were in my current situation, what would you do first to ensure your survival?" ”
The audience in the live broadcast room expressed their opinions on this issue......
Some of them say they are looking for food first, others are looking for water to drink, and some are more bizarre, and they will find a place to live first.
"Well, you all have a point, but ......"
Hu Xiaodao interrupted the audience's discussion, and continued: "If you really encounter this situation, you should first look for drinking water to replenish the water you have lost, and then food. ”
“????” There are a lot of question marks in the live broadcast room, and I can't understand why I have to put finding water in the first place.
Hu Xiaodao said with a smile: "70% of the human body is made up of water, and in this high-temperature environment, the rate of water loss will be two to three times faster than usual, and for every 1% of water loss, the body's exercise capacity will drop by 5%!" ”
"I think everyone should know the consequences of declining physical fitness and not being able to find supplies, which is why there is a scientific saying that you can live for three weeks without food and water, and only three days without water."
Hu Xiaodao wiped the sweat off his face with his hands, and said helplessly: "As long as the ambient temperature exceeds 38 degrees, the human body will lose 500 milliliters of water per hour, and the island where I am now is located, the temperature at noon exceeds 40 degrees." ”
"You should be able to see that I'm sweating profusely now, and this is my body sending a signal to me - you stupid hat, you're still bragging here, hurry up and get some water for Lao Tzu."
“23333”……
One second was still teaching seriously, but the next second he was playing the second second, and the audience was immediately amused.