Chapter 151: Gong Dou
Zhao Fugui instantly felt that something was not right when he heard Zhao Kang's words, and hurriedly persuaded: "Young master, this is not very good, right?" Didn't Wang Banxian say that the young master needs to abstain from sex for a year? Why do you have to find a sparring girl with good looks and a good figure? ”
Zhao Kang saw that his horse boy dared to doubt his decision, and said angrily: "What you are told to do, you will do it." Why do you ask so much? Labor and management are now upset when they see those tiger-backed Qiu Ba, can't you find a few beautiful girls to raise your eyes? In the future, if you dare to question my decision, young master, be careful to pull you to the Surplus Grain Fort to eat barbecue. Forget it this time, remember, look for pretty, good figure! Beautiful, good figure! Beautiful, good figure! Say important things three times!! ”
The last sentence Zhao Kang almost shouted. This tenor, who is as high as 70 decibels, and looks a little sharp because of the lack of qi and excessive wine, almost scared Zhao Fugui's into his pants, and hurriedly knelt at Zhao Kang's feet.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhao Kang's words fell, a sour soprano floated in outside the door: "Ouch, hey! Let's Lei Feng Lei Daxia practice martial arts, and we have to find a beautiful and well-built girl to be a sparring partner. I don't know what kind of martial arts you practice? ”
Zhao Kang and Zhao Fugui's attention was immediately attracted by the sound, and they saw a red shadow flashing, and a red lady in red makeup appeared in the sight of the two of them holding Zhao Goudan in her arms. Zhao Kang never expected that what he had just said would be heard by this little girl, and he was about to make excuses to prevaricate with an embarrassed face, but before he could say anything, he heard the red lady continue to tease: "Lei Feng Lei Daxia, didn't you beat down hundreds of heavily armed Eighth Route Army soldiers in less than a pillar of incense by one person last time by the Yulin River?" So what kind of martial arts do you need to practice for high martial arts? ”
Hearing that the old man was exposed by his little wife, Zhao Kang's face became even more embarrassed, the domineering in front of Zhao Fugui just now had already been swept away, and he explained in a slur manner: "Lady...... That one...... That thing...... Let's ...... Let's not mention it...... You see the kids are so old......"
The red lady walked up to Zhao Kang, handed the Zhao dog egg in her arms to Zhao Kang, and said angrily: "Hmph, I get angry when I think of this." I wanted to take the child to see you today, but I didn't expect to hear that you were going to find a beautiful girl as soon as I walked outside the door. I warn you, even if you are a member of the court and the governor of the five provinces, within a year, if you dare to go outside to find beautiful girls to enter the mansion, I guarantee that those girls will disappear the next day for no reason! ”
Zhao Kang wiped the cold sweat on his forehead: "Lady...... Wouldn't that be too much...... Besides, I didn't want to do anything when I asked them to enter the house, but just to be a sparring partner when I was learning martial arts, so don't think about it......"
The red lady said: "Phew! ...... Phew! ...... What do you think you can fool me? No, no, no, it's not okay, I'll accompany you to learn martial arts in the future. I have been learning martial arts with my master for more than ten years, and I am not afraid that you will hurt me. ”
Zhao Kang saw that the matter seemed to be a foregone conclusion, and the matter of finding a beautiful girl could not continue, so he could only reply: "Okay, okay, in the future, you will teach me martial arts!" ”
I thought in my heart: In fact, it seems to be a good choice to call the red lady to teach yourself martial arts, not only the red lady's own martial arts are really strong, but also in the future in the process of practicing martial arts, you can also rub oil at will, not only can you practice what tiger and crane double shape, Arhat Shenquan, Tai Chi swordsmanship, but also can also practice Guanyin - zuo "lian", old man - tui "car", practice martial arts and sister is not wrong, kill two birds with one stone, and get twice the result with half the effort.
Who knew that at this time, another voice came from outside the door: "No! Absolutely not! ”
Zhao Kang and a few people followed the prestige, only to see Zhang Youxiang, the real hostess of Zhao Mansion, and a group of Zhao Kang's wives walked in one after another, as soon as they entered the door, Zhang Youxiang began to count down the red lady: "Sister Hong, I don't care how good your martial arts were before, but now you are married into this Zhao Mansion, and you also gave birth to a son to your husband, so your biggest responsibility is to bring up Zhao Goudan, as for the husband to practice martial arts, it is their man's business, we are women, we should not participate in it." ”
After speaking, he glared at the red lady, and the meaning was simply not too clear: If you have a son, don't take your husband by yourself anymore, and honestly take Zhao Goudan half to cool off, otherwise the ghost knows if you are practicing the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra or the Yellow Emperor's Inner Scripture in the practice room?
Zhao Kang spread his hands and said angrily: "Then what should I do?" It's just that I don't want to find a sparring girl, and now I can't even teach me martial arts by Honggu. Do you want me to practice martial arts? ”
At this time, Ma Kata behind Zhang Youxiang said weakly: "Sister Xiang, why don't you let me accompany my husband to practice martial arts, whether it is riding and archery or fists and feet, I still know some, although it is not as good as Sister Hong, but it should be no problem to come to my husband as a sparring partner." ”
Zhang Youxiang immediately glared at Makata, and the hostility in his eyes was self-evident: "No! Makata, don't say it again, you better teach our sisters to practice dance, I've already said it, we are women, and we shouldn't be involved in men's affairs. ”
Makata looked at Zhang Youxiang with some fear, and nodded helplessly: "Sister has taught a ...... lesson"
Zhang Youxiang continued: "The husband's health is getting worse and worse, and we all support it if he wants to practice martial arts to strengthen his body, but Wang Banxian has already said that the husband can't get close to women within a year, so the husband should still ask Li Laoguan, Wang Fuchen, Wang Pingfan, these yang generals to teach." Otherwise, if the masculine energy in the husband's body is eroded by the yin energy in our body during the martial arts training process, then something big will happen. ”
After a pause, he solemnly said to Zhao Kang's other little wives: "In the future, without my permission, no one is allowed to influence my husband's martial arts!" ”
After the lesson, Zhang Youxiang twisted Xiaoman's waist and left with Zhao Kang's group of wives flutteringly, without taking a trace of clouds.
The red lady took Zhao Goudan from Zhao Kang's arms and walked at the end, turned around and gave Zhao Kang a "very indebted" expression, and then joined the large army under Zhang Youxiang and left. Only Zhao Kang and Zhao Fugui were left looking at each other.
Hearing that Zhang Youxiang even moved out the theory of the Yin and Yang family in order to prevent other women from approaching him when Zhao Kang was abstinent, Zhao Kang was speechless......
Seeing everyone leaving, Zhao Kang, who was in a seriously corrupted mood, raised the decibel of his voice again, and yelled at Zhao Fugui: "Are you still stunned to do the ball here? Why don't you go and call Gao Jie for me!!!!! ”
Zhao Fugui, who was taken aback, hurriedly ran out with a roll......