Chapter 1 From Dick Si to Tujiazi
"Ah Fu, you can recruit it, when I first saw you seven years ago, your temples were already gray hair, and now they are black. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Makeup artist was negligent, right? ”
The middle-aged man known as Ah Fu knelt on his knees with a "poof", and urged with a sad face: "Childe! Just let the villain go! How old were you seven years ago, you were just born! Moreover, Ah Fu, who served the master in the house seven years ago, is the father of the villain, and the younger one was transferred to the mansion from his hometown in Wancheng last year! The villain is called Wangcai! The person you're looking for is called the director, I really don't know the little one! ”
The son of the county guard is a fool, and the people of the entire Yingchuan County know it. This is an age when there is no entertainment, and all the gossip worth circulating is like having wings, flying faster than birds. Especially a person of such a prestigious level as the county guard is born to be the object of gossip.
From the moment he spoke, the county keeper was looking for a person called the director. He called everyone in the house actors, including the county guard. I heard that there was a surprise attack on the county guard, and he almost pulled off his beard, so angry that the county guard almost beat the bear child to death. Fortunately, the old man stopped him, and the matter calmed down.
He kept looking for the "gate" to be, but he turned a blind eye to the gate of the palace and the gate of the county town. Every brick of the county guard mansion was touched, every inch of soil was probed by him, and all the hills near the county guard mansion were climbed high and looked far away. No one knows what kind of door the county keeper is talking about.
Half a year ago, the prince of the county guard took the groom, carrying a bag of five pieces of money all the way to the east for three days, if it were not for the guards of the county guard's mansion to ride one person and three horses, day and night to catch up, it is estimated that the prince of the county guard will go all the way to the coast of the East China Sea. The county keeper was very angry, and Childe was banned for half a year.
No, just half a year later, Childe just came out of his small courtyard.
"Shh The child, known as Childe, made a low sound like an adult, and his chubby face was full of disdain.
Watching the twenty-year-old Wangcai chick kowtow on the soles of his feet like pecking rice, the little fat child suddenly felt bored. Kick Wangcai's arm lightly, signaling that he can roll immediately.
Wangcai, who received the amnesty, didn't care about wiping the dirt on his forehead, and crawled out of the inner courtyard with a roll. Leaving the little chubby boy alone, standing in the slanting light of the sunset. The banter had disappeared, and his chubby face showed the confusion that only adults could have.
It's been seven years, did you really make a mistake?
His name is He Xian, born on December 16, 1985, and he is a generation that grew up in the spring breeze of reform and opening up.
The generation around 85 is an embarrassing generation.
People in the early 80s, people who are biased towards people in the 70s, traditional, mainstream.
People in the late 80s, people who are biased towards people in the 90s, fashionable, non-mainstream.
The so-called people of the 80s, to a large extent, are talking about people around 85. They hover between tradition and fashion, between mainstream and non-mainstream.
When they were young, they fought their parents and teachers; When I was a little older, I fought for homework and other people's good children; When I got to college, I fought for the rich and handsome, and I fought for money supremacy; Before graduation and work, the unemployment rate is high, and the housing price is high.
is in his early thirties, or busy fighting with the seventh aunt and eight aunts about blind dates, or busy solving the marriage that has turned on the red light, and even busy doing paternity tests.
He Xian is the "leader" of this generation.
Holding the report issued by the paternity test, He Xian was at a loss for what to do.
The child who has worked hard for two years is not his own child, which is embarrassing.
From childhood to adulthood, He Xiandou was no more than "someone else's child", studying hard, but his grades were mediocre, and he could not become the pride of his parents. If you don't have a specialty, you can't receive the love of your teachers. Went to an average university and had no family background. has no money, can't catch the girl's eyeballs, and can't fight the rich and handsome. finally found a woman with a bit of grace to marry, but this woman thought he couldn't afford to buy a house and wanted a divorce. gave birth to a son, which I thought was a consolation. Unexpectedly, it was the greatest irony.
With full of resentment and unwillingness, the excited He Xian, on a thunderstorm night, drove the seven-handed Xia Li, with the transmitter used to receive satellite movies at home, ran to the top of the imperial capital Zijin Peak, and committed suicide by causing thunder.
The ordinariness of life, the glory of death.
He Xian became the first person in the world to commit suicide by causing a thunderbolt and entered the Guinness Book of World Records.
Death has become the biggest highlight of He Xian's life.
I don't know if such a failed life is a complete failure, or a model of unyielding fate and hard fighting.
In short, He Xian's life in this world has come to an end.
Yes, just when He Xian thought that the fire of his life was extinguished, a sudden gust of demonic wind rekindled it.
Seven years ago, he became a baby named Ho Xian.
It's all like the scene in the classic movie "Carmen's World", where he is like a spectator watching a group of actors play his life with him. He has never accepted the reality of the traverser, he feels that all this is a conspiracy, and he must have been selected by an unscrupulous TV station to find himself as a powerless and powerless poor guy to make a reality show. What's even worse is that he was actually taken a biological medicine of "rejuvenation", just like Conan, returning to his childhood and growing up again. And the environment in which he grew up turned out to be in the Han Dynasty, what a ridiculous background!
"The director of this reality show is absolutely brain-dead!" He Xian cursed countless times in his heart.
A person can have countless failures in his life, but there is a minimum bottom line, and that is a lifetime. If this bottom line is exceeded, even the most cowardly people in the world will rise up and fight!
That's what He Xian thinks, a failed life is enough. In the second life, you must not be fooled like Carmen for half a life before you become a fool.
Never!
So he doesn't cooperate, he destroys! He did everything possible to expose the true colors of these actors, shouting at the sky that the director was a fool*, and he believed that the biggest shot should be taken from the sky, but all this was not answered.
Seven years later, he began to get tired, began to accept his fate, and began to believe that he might really be a time-traveler.
The resentment began to loosen after seven years of grinding, and perhaps, it would be good to live like this again, even if it was a show. Don't they all say that life is a play, why bother if you can show off your excitement or not? !
"Ahem!" An old cough interrupted He Xian's thoughts.
"O my dear grandson! What's bothering you? If we can't find the director, we'll keep looking, and there will always be a day when we find it! ”
His name is He Zhen, He Jin's father, He Xian's grandfather.
Even if people all over the world doubt you, there is always such a person who believes in you unconditionally and supports you!
This person could be a parent, a lover, or a close friend.
He Xian has never seen his mother, the former butcher father, the current Yingchuan County Shou has always been intoxicated with officialdom, no brothers and sisters, no friends, fortunately, he also has a grandfather, for seven years, has been with him, selfless care and love.
"I'm not looking for it! Grandpa, grandchildren will never be looked for again! He Xian rubbed his moist and tearful eyes and said with a smile.
He Zhen was stunned for a moment, his slightly old face showed a kind smile, and he said in a loud voice: "Don't look for a good, don't look for a good!" Xian'er wants to play other games, and grandpa accompanies her! ”
The ancients got married and had children early, but they also aged early. He Zhen is already in his forties. The experience of being a butcher when he was young allowed him to practice a good physique, and his height of more than 1.7 meters dragged more than 200 pounds. A fat old man with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a big beard.
"Grandpa, I want to learn literature and martial arts!"
"Hahaha~ Okay! Good! Good! Old Man He said three good words in a row, expressing the joy in his heart, "Grandpa invited you the smartest scholar and the most powerful martial artist in the world to teach you!" ”
"Nope! I want to go to Yingchuan Academy! ”
"Good! Just go to Yingchuan Academy! ”