Chapter 68: Using Force? Too LOW, let's play a fun game! 】
Rip off the sleeve on your left arm, no!
Pull his collar and still not!
Flipping open the sleeve of his right arm, a snake-shaped tattoo the size of a teacup met Hu Xiaodao's eyes. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Sure enough, it's a freelance mercenary!"
Hu Xiaodao remained silent, perfectly concealing his riotous emotions, and continued to play the role of an indigenous, pulling the white mercenary to the reef cave.
Whether they are freelance mercenaries or professional mercenaries, they usually have tattoos on their bodies, which are unique to the mercenary organization they belong to.
This kind of tattoo is not for cool pretending, but has two potential meanings!
One of them is for the glory of the mercenary group, while the other is more cruel - if one day it is blown into pieces, it can collect your body with a tattoo.
"Smack!"
The white mercenary, who didn't notice anything wrong at all, slapped away the palm pulled by Hu Xiaodao, and instantly touched his waist, but he seemed to remember something, and quickly gave up the idea in his heart.
"You stupid pig native, it makes me sick!" The white mercenary spat out a mouthful of phlegm with disgust on his face, and strode towards the reef cave.
The white mercenary has been entangled by Hu Xiaodao for so long, and he has long been very impatient, if it weren't for the fact that Hu Xiaodao still has use value, he would have started to do it a long time ago.
"Scold, scold quickly, otherwise you won't have a chance in the future." Hu Xiaodao had a weird smile on his face, and he followed behind him.
Soon the two entered the cave, and the personnel inside were clear at a glance.
In addition to the white mercenaries who came out, there were also two mercenaries dressed similarly, as well as a mature woman with a frightened face and red eyes.
This woman was wearing a high-end dress, her figure was similar to the barrage description of the Data Emperor, and her facial features belonged to typical Asian Oriental women.
It seems that she has been crying for a long time, and the pear blossoms bring rain, but she can be regarded as a delicate beauty!
When the woman saw Hu Xiaodao coming in, also with an oriental face, she immediately shouted excitedly in Chinese: "Please, save me, they are kidnappers...... Whining. ”
However, before she could finish her sentence, a strip of cloth was stuffed into her mouth!
The white mercenary didn't care about the knife behind him, walked straight to the other white mercenary, and said dissatisfiedly in English: "Boss Jeff, this guy is a native who doesn't know where he came from, and he speaks a shit-like language, and it's a hidden danger to keep him, I suggest just shoot it and throw it into the sea to feed the fish." ”
A black mercenary in the cave gnawed on the smoked rat meat in his hand and said lightly: "Rodoni, are you a stupid pig?" Such a good coolie doesn't know how to use? ”
"Swain, you idiot, who are you calling stupid pigs, believe it or not that I'm going to kill you today?" Rodoni looked at the black mercenary defiantly.
"Alright, this mission is already so bad, you two can't be quiet?"
Hearing Boss Jeff's words, the two vindictive mercenaries glared at each other and said no more.
Jeff looked at Hu Xiaodao, picked up a branch, gestured and said, "You, go outside, find some of this and come back." ”
Hu Xiaodao listened to the conversation of these guys word for word, and he knew very well in his heart that when the people they rescued came, he would definitely not end well as a coolie.
Since things have come to this point, the sooner you start, the better, just like this group of fools who thought he was an indigenous person, and were preparing to use him as a coolie.
Taking advantage of this convenient opportunity, a perfect plan came to his mind.
But-
Acting still needs a full set, and now they must know that they are a timid and fearful native, and remove their last guard.
"%¥#......" Hu Xiaodao spoke bird language again and walked forward dissatisfied.
The intent is obvious, a pair of bacon is mine, and you must give it back to me!
Seeing Hu Xiaodao, a native, Jeff dared to disobey his orders, sneered contemptuously, and took out a large-caliber sand eagle.
"Bang!"
A deaf-eared gunfire rang out, and a deep hole appeared on the reef at Hu Xiaodao's feet.
The gunfire was very loud, and the aerial camera 100 meters away clearly captured the sound and transmitted it to the live broadcast room.
"What kind of sound is this, it really shocks the ears of the horse!"
"me, it couldn't have been a gunshot, was it?"
Flying Tiger: "Gunshots? How is it possible, you have watched too many anti-Japanese dramas on the cliff, I feel that it is the sound of a flat tire. ”
Rice is very diluted porridge: "You come out with a flat tire, see if I don't shit you, the car on this isolated island was sent by you." ”
I'm the senior sister: "If it's really a gunshot, will the master ...... I'm so worried! ”
Since there is no image in sight, the audience can only rely on guesses, and under the divergent opinions, the battle between the barrages begins.
But inside the cave is a different view!
"The natives are disobedient and angry? Accurate? Hey, that's what you do? Hu Xiaodao said secretly, his acting effects were fully turned on, his face was instantly filled with fear, and his hands were raised above his head.
Tears and snot gushed out, and they begged for mercy loudly!
This acting ...... There is simply no one, even if the Oscar actor comes, he must kneel down and sing conquest for him.
"Hahaha......" The three mercenaries all laughed proudly when they saw his timid appearance.
Jeff was very satisfied with his means, raised his eyebrows, gestured with a pistol and said, "You, don't want to horn, die, hurry up and pick up branches." ”
As he spoke, he moved his hand to his mouth a few times, "Do you want to eat?" Got it? ”
"¥##......" Hu Xiaodao's head was like a chicken pecking rice, picked up the plastic bucket next to him, and ran out with a roll.
"Twitter!" Little Lightning seemed to be infected by Hu Xiaodao, and also cooperated with the panicked scream.
"Phew, uncivilized barbarian natives, cowardly like shit."
"Boom, a hole suddenly appeared in the ground, I guess he hasn't seen it in his life, haha!"
"Now that we have this free slave to work, we will recuperate in peace for the next three days, waiting for the organization to pick it up, but the bird on his head looks very good, and we can take it out and buy it for a good price when the time comes."
The three free mercenaries looked at Hu Xiaodao who ran out of the cave and chatted triumphantly.
And the woman who was tied hand and foot, seeing this scene happening, the only remaining hope in her eyes was suddenly extinguished like a burning candle.
Hu Xiaodao, who left the reef cave, put away the frightened look on his face, and a wicked smile that succeeded in his plan flew between his thick black eyebrows.
"It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon, and in six hours, it's going to be over." Hu Xiaodao muttered to himself and walked forward quickly.
Coming to the drone, Hu Xiaodao pretended to be sad and said: "Friends, brother, I have poured blood mold for eight lifetimes this time, my family ......, hey, forget it, don't talk about it, hurry up and work." ”
The meaning of these words is obvious, and the audience will know what they mean as soon as they hear it!
The fruits of more than 20 days of hard work are so occupied, it is unbearable for uncles and aunts, and the audience is instantly angry.