After eating a few sugar eggs and frying meat twice, Lao Jiu and the dumb man came back with a large bundle of green bamboo. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info smelled it before he entered the house, threw the bamboo and rushed to Tang Ge's side, stared at the fried meat in the pot and swallowed saliva and said, "Big nephew, what did you do?" Why does this meat smell good? ”

Tang Ge rolled his eyes, these two are really close, they are both a bird's virtue. Lao Jiu is usually a little rabbit cub, and the turtle grandson calls himself a turtle grandson, and now he has meat to eat, and he is called a big nephew. I haven't seen such an intimacy before.

Qingguo said on the side: "Dad, this meat made by Brother Shi is delicious, do you know it, I still helped make this slate!" ”

Lao Jiutou didn't lift his head, he was still staring at the pan, and said casually: "It's good, why isn't this meat cooked yet?" ”

Looking at everyone's performance, Tang Ge's vanity was greatly satisfied, and when he was in a good mood, he mastered the heat better and better, and the meat steak was fried more and more fragrant.

The three pieces of burnt meat are fried, one for Lao Jiu, one for dumb, and one for green fruit. Tang Ge's performance just now Qingguo was in his eyes, and he immediately offered the meat in his hand to Lao Jiu, and said in his mouth: "Dad, you eat first, I ate it just now." ”

Lao Jiu was also greatly moved, and rubbed Qingguo's head fiercely, holding Qingguo's filial meat steak in his hand, and his mouth was grinning. Qingguo went back and continued to smash the meat.

Seeing Qingguo selling well, Tang Ge said disdainfully: This grandson specifies that there is still a lot of meat, which is enough for everyone to eat. Otherwise, it wouldn't be so filial.

Fried meat, fried eggs, and after two or three times, Tang Ge put the prawns in the pot and fried them. When the green shrimp saw the oil, they sneered and shrank into a bow. The red look makes people have an appetite. After frying the prawns, the small fish is golden and crispy, one bite at a time, and the teeth and cheeks are fragrant.

After eating the river fresh, Tang Ge also solved his hunger. Seeing that a few people were not so urgent, he asked Lao Jiu to split a few pieces of bamboo. Lao Jiu is a lazy person, his ass doesn't even move, and when he compares with the dumb man, the dumb man goes out to work.

Make an opening in the bottom section of bamboo, pour water into it, tear the pork belly into small pieces and stuff it in, and stuff a few prawns. Tang Ge thought about it and gritted his teeth, and took the salt quickly and contributed. When he lived in the doll cave, Tang Ge didn't bring salt, and he could only enjoy this thing secretly. Since you are going to open meat today, you can simply eat enough at one time. The salt was almost the size of a fingernail, Tang Ge smashed the salt open, put a little bit in each bamboo tube, and the last bit of salt was gone, and his hands trembled in distress. Lao Jiu and the dumb man were a little taken aback when they saw Tang Ge actually take out the salt.

In addition, a fire was made and a bamboo tube was set on top of it and burned. Let Lao Jiu and the dumb man take care of it, and then he went to the side to continue frying the meat. A few more rounds of meat and omelette, and the broth in the bamboo tube was almost cooked.

One scoop per person, spread a layer of green vegetable leaves in the scoop, pour the meat and soup in the bamboo tube into the scoop, and the beautiful pot of broth is ready. Tang Ge held the scoop with emotion, and said in his heart: "It's easy for me to drink broth." I don't know how to digest the barbecue every day, but now I finally have a soup to drink, this is happiness! ”

Tang Ge and Qingguo were snoring while holding the scoop, and they were addicted. Da Shi and Lao Jiu have a lack of expression, it seems that these guys don't seem to eat less meat and soup, but why can't the children eat it? Not to mention broth, I don't even have to eat salt. Doesn't it mean that all good things are left to children? Tang Ge couldn't figure it out.

Seeing that Tang Ge and Qingguo were happy to eat, Da Shi and Lao Jiu put the scoop in front of their faces and fried the meat by themselves. Seeing this, the dumb man also handed the scoop to the two of them, and gestured with "Abba Aba", signaling that he would not eat it.

Qingguo hurriedly took the dumb scoop, put it in front of him, and glared at Tang Ge, the meaning he wanted to express was very simple: "This is mine, you are not allowed to move." “

Tang Ge rolled his eyes and scolded: "Why don't you call Brother Shi, you are really a white-eyed wolf who can't be fed, and I'm not afraid to kill you." ”

Qingguo ignored him, moved his buttocks, and protected the two scoops of broth beside him more tightly.

In fact, Tang Ge didn't mind, two scoops of broth were enough for him to eat. Drink two sips of broth, sandwich a chopstick meat, and take a mouthful of hot soup to your stomach, it seems that every pore is full of comfort.

The belly was round, Tang Ge originally wanted to help fry the meat, but now he was too lazy to move. Just sat on the ground, propped his hands behind his back, lazily watched the big stone and the three of them fried the meat either half-cooked or scorched and smoking, and the fried eggs turned into scrambled eggs, I don't know why, my heart suddenly flooded with a strong sense of happiness.

When Tang Ge rested enough, the three of them were still busy there. Seeing that the things made by a few people really didn't look good, Tang Ge had to get up and help them do it. I don't know how their stomachs grow, and after eating so much meat, they are not full.

The mute seemed to suddenly think of something, got up and went out. Tang Ge didn't care, he shoveled the bottom of the pot clean and continued to eat the meat.

It didn't take long for the dumb man to come back, followed by the fat witch! Tang Ge's face suddenly pulled down. Lao Jiu and Da Shi hurriedly got up and gave way to the fat witch.

"Why are you here?" Tang Ge asked angrily.

The fat witch picked a big stone and sat down, and said, "The dumb man said that you made something delicious, and I will taste it." ”

Tang Ge said with a dead face: "No, it's all finished." ”

Without waiting for the fat witch to speak, Lao Jiu gave Tang Ge a slap and scolded sharply: "What nonsense are you talking about!" There's still so much meat, why wouldn't there be any! If you're not sensible, I'll beat you! Hurry up and do it! ”

Tang Ge rolled his eyes and said, "You're really welcome, it's like being at your house." ”

Lao Jiu slapped him again and scolded: "The fat witch is here to give you face." Why are you so ignorant, kid? If you don't want to start it, I'll do it. The big stone even nodded his head in response.

Tang Ge didn't move, he kept turning over the meat under his hands, but he scolded in a low voice: "Sycophant!" ”

The fat witch looked at Tang Ge busy with a smile, looking like he was going to eat him.

Seeing the fat witch's expression, Tang Ge felt unhappy, his eyes rolled, and a bad idea came to his mind.

After the meat chops were fried, Tang Ge handed the meat chops to the fat witch on the leaves, and handed over the chopsticks in his hand. He said in his heart: "You dead fat man definitely won't use chopsticks, I'll see how you eat." ”

The fat witch took the chopsticks made of thin bamboo branches, and tried to pinch them twice, but sure enough, he wouldn't make the chopsticks. Tang Ge's body was leaned out, and he was secretly happy in his heart, just waiting to see the fat witch make a fool of himself. Who knew that the fat witch glanced at him, smiled slyly, and stuck a chopstick on the meat steak, picked it up and put it in his mouth.

Tang Ge sat down honestly, and said in his heart that this dead fat man is not stupid. It seems that this kind of low-level trick is difficult for her. If you want to deal with her, you can only think of other ways.

The fat witch has a good appetite and is scary, two bites of a meat steak, like a whirlwind, and in the blink of an eye, the pot of kung fu is gone. Lao Jiu said very doggedly next to him: "You can taste this egg again, it's delicious." ”

Tang Ge turned his head and looked, okay! The egg handed over by Lao Jiu was the largest one. This old nine, the sycophants are enough to shoot porcelain.

didn't pick up the oversized bird's egg, Tang Ge picked a few medium-sized ones and knocked them on the stone slab to fry them. When the eggs were fried, the fat witch took one bite at a time, and ate it again in a few bites.

Lao Jiu asked almost flatteringly, "How is it?" Isn't it delicious? ”

The fat witch said: "Well, it's really good. ”

Tang Ge squeezed the fat witch and said, "It's better than the meat you cooked, right?"

The fat witch knew that Tang Ge was still angry with her, so he didn't care about Tang Ge's cynicism, and just asked casually, "How did you come up with cooking with a slate?" ”

This question is more difficult to answer, but Tang Ge is heartbroken, so he simply let it go, he still has a lot of things to do in the future, so he can't think of a suitable excuse for everything. Anyway, the most terrifying exorcism rituals have been experienced, even if it is strange now, what can the fat witch do with himself? I don't believe she can kill herself with a knife. So he replied confidently: "Actually, our ancestors used stones to cook at the earliest. Later, with pottery, stoneware and cooking utensils were no longer needed. Over time, people got used to pottery, and slowly forgot how their ancestors lived. Now our tribe has no pottery, but we don't know how to cook with stone tools, so we can only eat roasted. I'm just learning the habits of my ancestors. ”

Tang Ge's words surprised several people in the room, and they looked at Tang Ge with wide eyes one by one, their expressions as if they had seen a ghost.

The fat witch glared at Tang Ge with sharp eyes, as if he wanted to see through his soul. Tang Ge also glared at the fat witch without fear, and he didn't intend to hide his hatred for the fat witch at all.

Fat Wu asked Tang Ge sternly, word by word: "Then how do you know this!?" ”

Tang Ge pointed to his head and said indifferently: "I just know." I know a lot of things, and if you hadn't tormented me, I would have known even more! ”

In fact, Tang Ge was still afraid that the fat witch would exorcise him again, so he simply put the preventive injection in front, suggesting that it was better for her not to do the same thing a second time, otherwise it would be the tribe that suffered.

The Fat Witch still asked sternly, "Since when!?" ”

Tang Ge did not show weakness, and also replied word by word: "When you fall from the tree!" ”

The fat witch didn't ask any more questions, and still stared at Tang Ge with sharp eyes, and Tang Ge also glared back at her. The atmosphere in the cave suddenly became unusually depressing.

Qingguo muttered beside him: "I know... I knew it.... This guy has been abnormal for a long time... But no one paid any attention to him at this time.

The fat witch sighed, and the whole person shrank a lot, and slowly said to Tang Ge: "I don't ask you what's wrong, let alone what you know, just do whatever you want in the future, as long as you don't forget, it is enough for the tribe to raise you." ”