Chapter 291: Tell a joke, I have Admiral Pan Feng

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The majestic city of Tiger Pass is bathed in a faint morning light, and the foothills of Songshan Mountain are shrouded in a glow. From a distance, the clouds are steaming and the scenery is picturesque.

Before a single result could be discussed in the big tent, suddenly a spy came to report:

"Hua Xiong led the iron to ride down the pass, and used a long pole to pick up Sun Taishou Chishu, and scolded and fought before coming to the village."

Zhang Fan glanced around and asked, "Who dares to fight?" ”

Behind Yuan Shu, a young Xiao will come out and volunteer:

"The young general is willing to go."

Zhang Fan looked up, his body was eight feet long, dignified, burly, and very powerful. Zhang Fan has already guessed who he is, but he still has to make sure:

"Who are you?"

Yuan Shu replied for him: "This person is a lieutenant under my account, with strong martial arts, and his surname is Yu Mingshe. ”

Yu She? Hahaha, sure enough, it's him!

Zhang Fan almost laughed out loud, and deliberately said with a happy face:

"I look at the general's weapons and weapons, and his bearing is extraordinary, and he must be strong in martial arts, and he will definitely become famous in a battle, and he will immediately kill Huaxiong under the horse. Come on, serve wine. ”

The soldiers brought the wine cup, Zhang Fan personally poured a full cup and handed it to her, and said with a smile:

"General Yu is careful, when you come back, I will personally hold a celebration banquet for you-"

Yu Shi suddenly felt a little cool, but his enthusiasm for fame and fortune suppressed everything, and when he heard that Zhang Fan took such a fancy to himself, this time he was going to be in the limelight, and it was not a dream to become an official and enter the knighthood!

Yu Shi couldn't help himself with excitement, and said with a flushed face:

"Thank you, Lord." Then he picked up the wine cup and drank it all.

Watching Yu Shexiong walk through the big tent to the battlefield under the gaze of everyone, Zhang Fan couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a philosophical smile-

The others didn't pay attention, only Lu Lingqi, who was well versed in Zhang Fan's expression management, trembled all over, and couldn't help but have a few shadows in her heart, looking at Yu She's back and frowning......

"I'm laughing to death, the fourth master is so dirty! Enforce the flag!"

"Except for pig's feet, it is generally said: When you come back, I will xxxx, basically all dead......"

“23333……”

"Originally, I was so happy, why didn't mud say such a thing? Blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms. ”

"Yu She's crotch was cold, the chrysanthemum was tight, and he felt the attack of a mysterious power......"

"To tell you a joke, I have Admiral Pan Feng, pick it up downstairs."

"You can kill Huaxiong."

"You can kill Lu Bu."

"You can kill Dianwei."

"You can kill Guan Yu."

"You can kill the Great Sage."

"You can kill the Buddha."

"You can kill Taiqing Daode Tianzun Taishang Laojun."

"You can kill Hongjun."

……

"The king is not a tyrant, and he will not be a pan."

"2333, the first peerless general of the Three Kingdoms."

……

Not long after Yu Shi went out, a guard ran in panting and reported:

"Newspaper - Yu Shi and Hua Xiong did not fight together, and were beheaded by Hua Xiong."

Everyone's faces changed greatly, and Han Fu couldn't help sneering when he saw that the people in the big tent were panicking, and said confidently and loudly:

"I have Admiral Pan Feng, I can kill Huaxiong!"

As soon as Han Fu's words came out, there was a silence in the tent. Everyone turned their heads to look at him, Zhang Fan couldn't help but smile, and pretended to be surprised and said:

"Where's General Pan?"

Han Fu called Pan Feng out and saluted Zhang Fan, Zhang Fan looked at it, and this Pan Feng really gave birth to a good skin:

He is nine feet tall, with a face like purple jade, a dignified appearance, a tiger body with ape arms, a belly and a wolf's waist, a majestic appearance, a burly body, and a majestic demeanor.

With this physique and temperament, even if he is the number one military general in the world, maybe some people will believe him.

Zhang Fan said with a smile: "I look at the general's weapons and magnificence, extraordinary bearing, presumably strong martial arts, and will definitely become famous in a battle, and immediately kill Huaxiong under the horse." Come on, serve wine. ”

The soldiers brought the wine cup, Zhang Fan personally poured a full cup and handed it to her, and said with a kind face:

"General Pan is careful, when you come back, I will personally hold a celebration banquet for you-"

Everyone present stiffened, their faces were strange, and the atmosphere was a little delicate. Why do these words seem familiar? You must know that the last Yu Shi who heard you say this, the corpse is not cold yet!

Pan Feng was also embarrassed, but he couldn't help but give Zhang Fan face, after all, what he said was good.

Pan Feng gritted his teeth and took the wine cup and drank it all, wiped his mouth and saluted:

"Thank you, Lord."

Then he got out of the military tent, lifted the giant axe, stepped on the war horse and left, Zhang Fan raised a mysterious smile on his face again, and Lu Lingqi stared at him suspiciously......

"If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, I will continue for Pan Feng for a second."

“+1s。”

"My big Pan Feng is recognized as the number one military general of the Three Kingdoms, punching Lu Dian and stepping on Guan Zhang, how powerful is he?"

"Pan Feng, the word is unique. Qingzhou Tai'an people, nine feet high, waist 12 girth, make 180 pounds of mountain axe. Since childhood, he has been familiar with poetry and books, and he has been fluent in the art of war. There is a talent that has passed through the heavens and latitudes, and contains the ambition of the universe. Every self-comparison with Jiang Shang and Zhang Liang. Poetry of later generations: Tens of millions of male soldiers dare not be, and they will kill Huaxiong single-handedly. It was only because of Pan Feng's strong martial arts that the fierce general was tied to death. “

"With my Da Pan will go out, and the millions of troops will go on their own, taking the heads of the enemy leaders like probing for things. It's just Huaxiong, not worth a tire. ”

"The first work of Weizhen Qiankun, the drum of the Yuanmen painting is knocking. Pan Feng stopped Shi heroic, and when the wine was still warm, he killed Huaxiong. ”

"It's amazing my brother, it turns out that it was Pan Feng who killed Huaxiong with warm wine, I always thought it was Guan Yu."

"You must be misremembering upstairs, I'm a senior red scholar, and Wen Jiu Huaxiong is Pan Feng."

"2333, I don't read much, don't lie to me."

……

Less than a quarter of an hour after Pan Feng went out, the spy Pegasus reported:

"Pan Feng was beheaded by Hua Xiong again."

Except for Zhang Fan, who had been prepared for a long time, the rest of the people were all as pale as earth, Han Fu's face was extremely ugly, and Kong Rong muttered to himself:

"This Huaxiong really has such shocking kung fu, how can this be good if he kills two of our generals one after another without bloodshed?"

Everyone in the live broadcast room coaxed, and the rhythm flew up:

"What? My big Pan general was actually defeated? No way! ”

"Lies are all rumors! It must be you who are jealous of my Da Pan's amazing talent and martial arts, so you deliberately smear and slander him......"

"I don't believe it, how could I, the No. 1 God of War in the Three Realms, be in the hands of the little-known Hua Xiong?"

"My big pan will be invincible alone, okay? You can fight Lu Bu with one to ten, how can anyone in the world defeat him in heads-up, unless-"

"Unless Huaxiong is Erlang God changed!"

"Yes, but this is at most five or five, and it still can't win against my Da Pan General, unless-"

"Unless it was Taishang Laojun who attacked him with gold and steel!"

"Well, well-reasoned and convincing!"

", there's a bunch of brains upstairs, and it's also a capital suit!"

"The mud is sloppy, a bunch of deep well ice! If everyone is dead and the black family is desperate, can't he be allowed to rest in peace? (To be continued.) )