Chapter 143: Toilet Love
The military parade lasted for most of the day, and the tanks, armored vehicles, and transport vehicles gave great psychological shock to the people who came to visit the military parade. What is black technology? This is called black technology!
After the military parade, Zhao Kang took several governors, superintendents Wang Jixiang, and Ruiwang Zhu Changhao to demonstrate the power of modern equipment outside Xi'an. In fact, this was not a drill at all, it was just a three-minute bombardment of dozens of 130mm cannons in a row against a small hill, and dozens of 59 tanks and dozens of WZ551 armored vehicles demonstrated a coordinated charge of infantry tanks, which scared everyone to death. Especially Zhu Changhao, the timid Rui Wang, was directly scared and peed his pants! But no one laughed at him, and in the eyes of everyone, the power of the gods was nothing more than that.
The exercise lasted until it was dark, and Zhao Kang arranged for everyone to come to his house to hold a banquet, so that everyone could exchange feelings and watch the military parade ceremony, but how could the overly frightened people still be in the mood to think about that? The restless crowd of people with all their own ghosts almost all hurried back after finishing their meals.
Seeing that everyone had already said goodbye and left, Zhao Kang breathed a sigh of relief. I thought: a busy day is finally over!
Because he was too tired, and he drank some wine at the dinner, Zhao Kang felt that he had no strength to go to Makata, Dongmei or Chunmei to fight for 30,000 rounds, so he honestly ran to Sister Zhang Youxiang's room, took off his clothes and put on big pants and fell asleep.
Midnight...... Two watches......
Zhao Kang, who was in a daze, felt a pain in his stomach, hurriedly turned over and got up, took a flashlight and toilet paper and hurriedly ran towards the direction ......of the thatched house, with a sound of "sparse and crackling", Zhao Kang let out a long moan: "Hmm-hmm!" ββββIt's so cool......"
As soon as the word "cool" came out of his mouth, Zhao Kang only felt a red shadow floating in front of him! It looms not far in front of his eyes.
"Who?" Zhao Kang only felt that every cold hair on his body stood up, and he hurriedly asked loudly. At the same time, turn on the flashlight and shine it in the direction of the red shadow. Zhao Kang, who has been brainwashed by horror films such as "Midnight Bell" and "Cursed Grudge", is very, almost taboo about this kind of "thing" that cannot be explained by natural science!
The light of the flashlight circled around the luxuriously decorated thatched house, but there was not even a ghost to be found. This made Zhao Kang even more creepy. Where did Zhao Kang dare to turn off the flashlight, so he had to take the flashlight in his mouth and shine it, and he didn't care that this time the shit didn't seem to be smooth, wiped his ass as fast as he could, and fled back to the bedroom like a fly, and then called thirty or fifty guards to surround the room where he lived.
The idea is certainly good, however......
When Zhao Kang threw the last piece of toilet paper into the squatting pit, he only felt a chill on his neck, and a big sword that was still shining in the dark was on his shoulder.
Finished! Assassin! Zhao Kang thought so.
Zhao Kang was frightened by the murder weapon next to his neck for thirty seconds, he didn't know what to do now! If you want to call someone, it is estimated that the speed at which your guards arrive will definitely not be as fast as the speed at which the assassin stabs his sword into the neck. So Zhao Kang could only hold a flashlight in his mouth, and continued to squat with his bare buttocks, not daring to move......
However, the strange thing was that the assassin did not seem to be in a hurry, and stood firmly behind Zhao Kang, holding a sword around his neck with one hand.
A minute passed...... The two of them still kept that movement quietly......
Two minutes passed...... The two of them still kept that movement quietly......
Three minutes passed...... The two of them still kept that movement quietly......
It's good for the assassin, the sword is on Zhao Kang's neck, and Zhao Kang shares the weight with him, so he can basically be silent for as long as he wants, but Zhao Kang can't, and he still has a big flashlight weighing one or two catties in his mouth!
When Zhao Kang silently counted to three hundred and twenty-three in his heart, he couldn't hold the flashlight anymore, only heard a "poof-" sound, and the flashlight finally slipped from Zhao Kang's mouth and fell into the pile of rice fields that Zhao Kang had just pulled in the pit. Perhaps because the unknown liquid in the pit caused the battery in the flashlight to short circuit, the originally bright flashlight flickered twice and then completely lost its light. It was pitch black.
With the disappearance of the light, the only bit of courage in Zhao Kang's heart disappeared without a trace. tremblingly said: "Hero! Please spare your life! I have an eighty-year-old mother and a two- or three-year-old child at home, so you can raise your noble hand and let me go, it doesn't matter if you kill me, the old mother and children in the family will not survive. You are so gracious that you let me live three lives! As long as you let me go, I'll give you as much money as you want, okay? β
Because of the excessive fright, as soon as he finished speaking, his knees weakened, and he fell to his knees beside the pit.
Seeing that Zhao Kang was so spineless, the assassin finally made a voice: "Which way do you want to die?" β
To Zhao Kang's surprise, judging by the assassin's voice, she was definitely a woman. What surprised him even more was that the voice was familiar. I just can't remember who is here for a moment.
Hearing this somewhat familiar voice, Zhao Kang was also a little bolder, and asked weakly: "Girl, do we know each other?" β
"I don't know you who are wolf-hearted, despicable, shameless, despicable, cowardly and incompetent!"
The assassin's series of angry words came out, and Zhao Kang finally remembered who it was: the Red Lady!
In an instant, he threw his fear out of the clouds, and he didn't care that he still had a big sword around his neck, so he immediately turned around and said happily: "Lady! You're going to kill me! But why is it that every time we meet, we are in the latrine? And every time you carry a big sword around my neck. Could this be the legendary love affair with the latrine? β
The red lady's voice was still cold: "The ghost has a relationship with you, and I am not your lady!" A large number of ladies in your family are asleep in this overseer's house! Should I call you Lord Lei Fenglei, or should I call you Uncle Zhao Kang? β
As soon as Zhao Kang heard this, he knew that the lies he had told before had been worn out, so he had to smile awkwardly: "Lady, you know everything?" Actually, I didn't mean to lie to you. You have to believe me, I love you with all my heart......"
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as she heard the words "I really love you", the red lady in the dark seemed to be stimulated, and pressed the big sword down hard. Zhao Kang's neck hurt, and he suddenly felt blood flowing out...... Although it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything, Zhao Kang could clearly sense that this little girl's skin was about to collapse in anger.