"Let him sleep first, and we'll talk outside." Captain Xing said, let Lei Jun and them come out.

After the two of them sat down, Captain Xing talked to them about the situation at that time.

At that time, it was found that it was two traffic policemen in their team who overtook the car, and the speed limit was 100, but this person drove the small truck to 140, and the body rushed forward in an S shape.

"Our traffic police knew at a glance that the driver was drunk." Captain Xing shook his head in understanding, "Generally, when you drink alcohol, you fall in love with going crazy on the high speed." ”

"I heard...... Bumped into it, huh? Lei Jun asked cautiously.

"It's not too serious, the body rubbed a little." Captain Xing said, "The traffic police want him to stop, and he doesn't listen to his shouts, and he can't do the warning lights...... In short, everything was used, and the driver didn't seem to understand it at all. ”

"It's strange to understand." Fang Wuying muttered something in his stomach.

"After bringing it back, I couldn't record a confession, so the whole team watched around him, singing and dancing."

"Singing and dancing?"

"Just take that control knife and dance around the hall, and a few boys can't catch him." Captain Xing pointed to the back room, "After singing, I asked for a brush again, I thought he took the initiative to ask for a confession, but he was very interested and began to compose poems, writing 'The water of the Yellow River comes from the sky'......"

Lei Jun only felt bitter water at the bottom of his tongue.

"We have understood the basic situation, thank you for your help." Lei Jun said, "Now we will take him back." ”

Captain Xing was very cooperative, and he commanded two young traffic policemen to help carry the sleeping man to Lei Jun's car downstairs, and arranged him to lie in the back seat.

After everything was settled, watching Lei Jun and them get into the car, Captain Xing said, "The notice of violation fines has been sent to you." ”

His expression was smiling, and there was no schadenfreude at all.

Fang Wuying smiled bitterly: "Okay, we will bear all the losses." ”

The car drove onto the highway, and Lei Jun patted the steering wheel depressedly: "It's good, the person hasn't arrived yet, let's get a ticket first." ”

"Anyway, it's public money, what do you care?"

“…… Is it illegal to embezzle public funds to pay fines on behalf of private individuals? ”

Fang Wuying said: "How do you call misappropriation?" Of course, the director will approve it. Lei Jun, you should think differently: if he hits or kills the traffic police, isn't it more doomed? ”

"Then tell him to sit through the prison! Rotten in prison! No one will bail him! Lei Jun said hatefully, "Let him be as ...... as Saddam"

“…… Who was Saddam? ”

Lei Jun was startled by the head sticking out from the back seat! He braked suddenly, and the three of them rushed forward together—

"Ugh!"

When the car stopped, Fang Wuying turned his head to look at the man holding his head in the back seat: "...... Saddam Hussein should also wear a safety belt. ”

"Okay, he knows what a safety belt is." Lei Jun looked at the person in the back seat, "Are you okay?" I braked too hard, and I was offended. ”

"Uh......" the man snorted as he pressed his head.

"You buckle that belt." Fang Wuying gestured, "Yes, are you the belt?" See its head? Insert it, no, it's underneath! By the way, you plug it in. ”

Lei Jun waited until the person in the back seat tossed himself clearly, and then took a deep breath: "Do you remember what your name is?"

The man in the back seat touched the bag on his forehead: "...... I remember it, but now I'm not sure. ”

Fang Wuying smiled, "Can't you be sure of your name?" ”

"I think it should be, but everyone says no, although I don't think I'm wrong, but everyone thinks I'm wrong, the more I want to explain, the more I can't understand, it's really 'drawing a knife and cutting off the water is more flowing, and raising a glass is more sorrowful'...... Hey?! How do you speak Chang'an? ”

Lei Jun sighed and whispered to Fang Wuying, "Haven't you heard that Shixian is a talker?" ”

“…… He was so confused, he drank again, and his mind was confused. Fang Wuying understood very well, "If I'm confused, I'll talk more than him." ”

"Okay, listen carefully." Lei Jun interrupted the chatter of the man in the back seat, "You, your surname is Li, your name is Li Bai, the word is too white, and you also have a name called Qinglian Jushi, do you think I am right?" ”

The man in the back seat looked surprised, and he grabbed the sofa in the driver's seat: "How do you know me?" No one here knows me - and why do you speak Chang'an?! ”

Lei Jun pointed at Fang Wuying, "He can also speak Chang'an." Didn't you just tell you how to use the safety belt? ”

"There is no 'safety belt' in Chang'an dialect......"

"yes, so we used transliteration, just remember that thing is called a safety belt!"

He looked about 183 centimeters, with sword eyebrows and sideburns, slightly sunken eyes, and a stiff face, and was about forty years old.

"Hey, what are you messing around?"

"My Sword ......"

Fang Wuying patted the driver's seat: "Here!" Didn't lose it! ”

"Oh, that'll do." Li Bai put his mind at ease, "You also know me? ”

"All of China...... No, it's likely that even countless foreigners know you, but they don't know your face. Lei Jun smiled, "Immortal, how are you drinking?" ”

"Good wine! It's such a good wine! ”

"What kind of wine do you drink so much?" Fang Wuying became interested, he turned his head to look at Li Bai, "Say it and let us buy it too!" ”

"Hmm......" Li Bai touched the stubble that had not been shaved clean, "It's just such a small bottle, and the glass is transparent." ”

"Oooh! What's the name?! ”

"Well, in a trance, I remember that it reads: Red Star Erguotou ......"

Fang Wuying turned around and looked around.

"Why?" Lei Jun looked at him.

"Find a wall to hit!"

Lei Jun sighed and started the car again.

"It's a good wine......

"The two-pot head of three pieces and five is really good wine." Lei Jun hated to change gears, "If you drink it, you will hit the police car, it's really good wine!" ”

"And on the moonlight in Dongting, the boat will buy wine and ...... Baiyunbian"

Fang Wuying interrupted Li Bai's groan: "Hey, hey, it's wrong!" ”

"What went wrong?"

"That poem is for Baiyunbian Distillery, you drink Red Star Erguotou, you have to write another poem for Beijing Niulanshan Distillery!"

"What to write?" Lei Jun said, "Do you want to fill him with another bottle?" ”

"So is that restaurant called Niulanshan?" Li Bai frowned, "Well, the three words 'Niulanshan' are not very easy to rhyme!" ”

"Ahahahaha, you just write 'buy the car and buy wine Niulanshan'!"

"Inappropriate, inappropriate......"

"Shut it all up!" Lei Jun was frantic and yelled at them, and the car was finally quiet.

…… But along the way, Fang Wuying's low laughter could always be heard, and Li Bai kept thinking about "Niulan Mountain" upside down.