Chapter 267: Fried Chicken Comes Out
"Hmph, being able to say this from your kid's mouth can be regarded as your kid having a conscience, it seems that this time, Ling'er girl will also thank those guys who beat you."
"Uhhhhh
Li You was quite speechless, why didn't this old man listen to him.
"Uncle Zhao, this is for you."
Although this old man doesn't like what he says, and he is the most smelly, after all, this girl's heart is good. When she was in the most difficult time, this girl really helped.
"This, this, this? You didn't use the money to ransom the girl? β
Seeing Li You hand him twice as much copper money in front of him as he lent him, Uncle Zhao was stunned.
"Yes, otherwise Ling'er would have come back."
Li You's words made Uncle Zhao even more confused, since he used this money to ransom people, why did he appear here again? Uh, no, that's double the amount of money that's before. But when he saw Li You's smiling expression, Uncle Zhao seemed to think of something.
"You coward! Isn't it gambling again!! I'm going to kill you today!! β
Uncle Zhao's roar can be said to have resounded in the sky over the entire Junnan Village for a long time.
"Uncle Zhao, don't scold my father-in-law?"
As soon as he put the big bowl of cakes in his broken bowl, he heard Uncle Zhao shouting outside the room. Then there was a click, and the big bowl in Lemon's hand fell to the ground and shattered.
I didn't bother to clean up the broken pottery bowl, so I hurriedly ran back to the yard and opened my hands to protect Li You behind me.
Ning'er's intentional move made Li You can't help but feel sad, what a bastard does this original Li You have to be? How can he be, there is such a little beauty who is willing to follow.
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Temple of Manna.
"Aifei, today I received the following report, your good son went to gamble again!"
Li Shimin squinted his eyes slightly, and muttered while enjoying the massage of the concubine behind him.
Li Shimin's words, she was not surprised at all, to be precise, her brother came over today and told her about it, not only that, but even how to make Li Shimin angry, she had already thought about it.
"Now You'er has been demoted to a concubine for two years, alas, how can he not know how to restrain himself, and he does not know how to repent, Your Majesty, it is better for you to send him directly to Hebei."
Although she was reluctant to give up, she knew that only by staying away from this deceitful Chang'an, You'er could live a peaceful life.
"Hmph, don't think I don't know about the little bit of thinking about the concubine! Alas, in fact, I'm also afraid, it's that I haven't made a good start for future generations. That's it, just like the concubine's intentions. When it comes to the big court meeting half a month later, I will transfer You'er to Hebei Province. β
"Then the concubine, thank Your Majesty for Long En."
"Alas, Concubine Ai doesn't have to be like this, You'er is my own flesh and blood after all. Now that You'er has fallen to this, it's really not my intention.,I think I've been able to touch his corners more or less in the past two years.γγ It's just that this kid is a little too high-flying, and sometimes, I can't do anything. Today's events are a bit excessive. β
Li Shimin's words made Concubine Yin obviously stunned, and her hands were also unconscious. Is there anything else you don't know?
"Your Majesty, they are all concubines and godsons, alas, the dignified son, who is nostalgic for the gambling house in the market."
"Oh? Captain Yin didn't tell you? Hehe, it's not surprising, thinking that his yin guard can't master everything. β
Poof, Li Shimin's words fell, Concubine Yin's knees weakened, and she fell directly to the ground, confessing her guilt again and again. She didn't expect that the forces that her younger brother had been secretly cultivating had actually been exposed under Li Shimin's nose.
"I can't live in the sea, and butterflies are just butterflies after all."
An ambiguous sentence made Concubine Yin understand a lot, Li Shimin wanted to tell himself, and also his younger brother, that his arms can't twist his thighs, butterflies are not only fragile and short-lived, but the sea is endless, endless. No matter how much you toss, you can't set off any storms after all.
In fact, the reason why Li Shimin has such a beating is really because of Li You, this Yin Hongzhi secretly cultivates power, and it has long been in his control. Even, in the organization called Yin Wei, he had already secretly lurked his people.
And it was precisely because I received a report from Qianniuwei this morning, saying that next to his son Li You, there was a guy who called himself Yuwen Chengchong, according to Qianniuwei's description, it was obviously the second son of Yu Xiaoyu in the previous dynasty.
"Huh? What special spices did Aifei use today? Oops, come on, give me a good smell."
It's too much, as the army of a country, Li Shimin knows the way to govern the country, and today's beating is almost the same, so naturally there is no need to continue.
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"Go, go, all of them take a hundred steps back to guard, and no one is allowed to come near! Violators will be killed on the spot! β
Wang De, the old eunuch who had been waiting outside the Ganlu Palace, heard the beautiful voice in the house, and hurriedly waved his hand to the two hundred thousand cattle forbidden army who were responsible for guarding the Ganlu Palace, and then retreated.
Looking at the two hundred sword-wielding soldiers who have followed Li Shimin all the year round, they are also the most elite guards of the royal family, after hearing the words of the prince, they immediately understood what was going on, and they quickly retreated, and then a hundred people in a circle, directly surrounded the entire Manna Hall densely in two circles. Then this group of people, without exception, unexpectedly felt something in their arms and stuffed it into their ears one after another.
γγγγγγ The house is full of spring and can't be closed. . . 10,000 words omitted here...
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"What you kid says is true?"
At this time, Li You, Uncle Zhao and Ning'er had already sat in front of the only broken stone table in the courtyard, and Uncle Zhao was full of disbelief after listening to Li You's story.
"Hey, I'm lying to you! Nuo, Uncle Zhao, look at this! β
Seeing Li You reach into his arms, he immediately took out three dice that were so ordinary that they couldn't be more ordinary, Uncle Zhao's anger that had just been somewhat diminished suddenly jumped up again, this bastard kid actually carried dice with him, what a gambling addict he must be.
"Aren't you fooling the old man? Isn't this just ordinary dice? β
"Hey, I said Uncle Zhao, let's do it without a word, you can figure it out and do it. In this way, you can say three points casually. β
Li You was speechless, Uncle Zhao, who he had known for just over a day, was still a fiery temper, no, if he didn't agree, he had to fix himself.
"One, two, three?" Seeing the confidence on Li You's face, Uncle Zhao was really a little puzzled, and said three points with a suspicious attitude.
"Uh, okay, Uncle Zhao, take a look, are these three points?" As he spoke, Li You lightly knocked the stone table with his hand, and then threw it lightly.
In a daze, the three dice were dripping and spinning for a while, and finally the three points had appeared in front of Uncle Zhao.
"Shhhhhh How is this possible? Again, one, two, three! β
"Again, one, two, three!"
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Boom. Finally, after the Nth time out of one, two, three, Uncle Zhao was completely dumbfounded, and swallowed his saliva vigorously, looking incredulous. Reached out and grabbed the three dice, but...
No matter how much he throws, he can't throw the points he wants...
"Li boy, although you have this kind of thing, you can't gamble anymore, it's not a good place."
Although he has seen Li You's magic dice with his own eyes, Uncle Zhao, who has always been honest, still thinks that Li You should not go to that kind of place.
"Well, I know, don't worry, Uncle Zhao, I won't enter the gambling house again in the future, I was ignorant before, but now I've reformed myself, starting tomorrow, I'll find a way to earn money to support my family!"
Li You naturally knew that Uncle Zhao in front of him was kind. said this, in fact, Li You still had this other voice in his heart, "Grandma's, it's that broken place, what do you want, what is there to go, unless you wait until when they have a landlord. βγγ
"Woo. Messire.. β
Just when Li You patted his chest proudly and promised to make money to support his family, a whining cry suddenly startled this girl. Then I felt a softness in my arms.
Hurriedly took off the foot that had just stepped on the table, and spoke to the source of the sound in his arms, that is, the cheap fiancΓ©e.
"Hey, hey, girl, what's wrong with you! Didn't the prince say that he had reformed himself? Oh, don't cry, lady, don't cry, look at it, your snot has rubbed against Xianggong. β
"Woo. Lemon is happy. Woo Woo Lemon didn't cry. Lemon is happy. β
If you really want to say it, let alone the past two years, since he knew him, he has been a prodigal prince. Today's changes,Let this Nizi think it's like she's dreaming.γγ Is this still the bastard's fifth prince? Is this still the five princes who know how to eat, drink and be merry all day long?
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"Alas! Eldest brother! I'm back.,It's really evil today.,Out for most of the day.,I hit more than a dozen pheasants.γγ Mother's bear drop, what a drop! β
Just when the two of them were you and me, Uncle Zhao had consciously retreated to the gate of the courtyard, but a loud voice interrupted the rare atmosphere of the two.
"! What the hell is called! I! I! I! it! This pheasant is really big enough! β
It's been two lifetimes, and finally a beautiful woman took the initiative to give her a hug, but before she could taste it carefully, she was mixed up by this guy, and Li You went up to Yuwen Chengchong's ass is two feet. But when his eyes saw the dozen or so huge pheasants, his eyes couldn't help but straighten. If this fucking thing is to be taken to the next generation, it will definitely be the best game.
"Ahaha, lady, how about Xianggong bring you a fried chicken tonight!"
"Fried chicken? Xianggong, what is fried chicken? β
"Well, this fried chicken, it's delicious. I'll do it for you personally. By the way, Uncle Zhao, don't leave yet, and bring back one for your aunt and Huzi to taste later. β
As he spoke, Li You kicked Yuwen Chengchong, who was standing there stunned.
"Look, hurry up and get rid of these pheasants!"
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Mom rub it. It's a bit big.γγ This Nima dog doesn't have any eggs, so let my brother use wool to make fried chicken. Li You was dumbfounded when he entered the so-called kitchen. Throw the clean pheasant in his hand that has been washed by Yu Wencheng at the edge of Weishui to the black thing that should be a cutting board, looking at everything in front of him, dumbfounded.
Fried Chicken Fried Chicken, just listen to the name, you have to have a pot first, uh. Yes, this one does, and that black object should be a pot.
But the pot is there, and now there must be oil.
Now it's okay, Li You turned inside and out, not to mention vegetable oil, or lard, or even oil residue.
Could it be that his fried chicken plan is so bankrupt?
The probe looked at Han Ning'er, Yuwen Chengchong and Uncle Zhao who were looking at him with his eyes, Li You gritted his teeth helplessly, and his grandmother was a bear. No oil? Joke, brother is a ruthless character with the halo of the protagonist of the system.
That little vegetable oil, isn't it just that you can get it?
"Huh? When did this energy coin get three more? β
Seeing that the amount of coins owed has changed from a full 300 coins at the beginning to 293 coins, Li You is a little hairy.
But after thinking about it, I understood that it should be the two that Ling'er and Yuwen Chengchong brought to him. But what about the other one? Looking at Uncle Zhao's appearance, it shouldn't be!
Gritting his teeth, he spent the three energy coins that he had finally gotten, oh no, the three energy coins that he had finally returned.
Peanut oil is more expensive, Li You is not reluctant, relatively, lard is relatively cheap, only one energy coin was exchanged for a large pot, and the rest of the scattered spices cost Li You a total of two energy coins.
"OK, ahaha, brother's fried chicken baby, brother is here!"
At this time, the three people waiting in the courtyard couldn't help but look at each other, but the thoughts in their hearts were almost the same.
Xianggong, what's wrong? Why are you still talking to that pheasant?γγ This is what Lemon has in mind.
I'm dripping, what is the eldest brother babbling about? Stupid?γγ This is what Yuwen Chengchong thinks in his heart.
Could it be that this Li boy's brain is still badly beaten? Oops, it's going to be bitter in the future. Needless to say, this must be the idea in the head of Uncle Zhao with a look of regret.
"Ahem. Ahem, ahem. I'm a husky, and it's finally fucking lit! It has to be my brother's lighter. βγγ
At this time, the two flints beside the stove had already been thrown into the corner by him. And the most ordinary lighter that he was carefully holding in his hand, Li You found that he had never been as precious as he was now.
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(To be continued...) οΌ